Umareta Chokugo ni Suterareta kedo, Zensei ga Taikensha datta node Yoyuu de Ikitemasu

Chapter 167: I think they should be grateful

“Oh, right!”

Ryuna clapped her hands as if she had thought of something.

“There is a statue of Holy Mother standing in the village.”

“Heh~”

“Since you’ve come all this way, you may as well say a prayer.”

She takes me to the statue of Meltera. The village was in a terrible state due to the Ancient Treant, but the statue standing in the central square remained unscatched. When I came to the statue, I couldn’t help but mutter.

“……It looks exactly like her.”

It was the spitting image of the real her that I knew. The narrow eyes, the smooth bridge of the nose, and the slightly thin lips are all recreated to a high level.

“Eh? ……Exactly alike?”

I shook my head at Ryuna, who looked at me curiously.

“No. I said she is very beautiful.”

“I know, right?”

Ryuna’s eyes light up, looking proud.

“In fact, it is said that this statue is a faithful replica of the Holy Mother herself! She is truly beautiful!”

Elves are a beautiful race in general, but Meltera was in a class of her own. Statues like this are often made more beautiful than the actual person, but in her case, there was no need for that.

—Except for one. There was one thing about this Meltera statue that I wanted to loudly protest to the creator. Her breasts are waaay smaller than the real thing!

Unbelievably, those wonderful breasts have not been reproduced at all. In fact, they are even more modest, so no matter how identical her face is, she is a completely different person to Meltera. It lacks a true point of view. It’s amusing how “faithfully” they managed to create this.

Is the creator an idiot? Or is he blind?

I’m sure it was one of the two.

『Perhaps elves have a sense of value that says that smaller breasts are better. In that case, it would be inconvenient for an elf who is considered the Holy Mother to have large breasts.』

(……What a terrible sense of value!)

While I’m raging, Ryuna, who had no idea what was going on with me, is praying intently.

“Holy Mother…… with your guidance, we are able to save the village…… Thank you from the bottom of my heart…… Please continue to protect us……”

……Well, maybe it was really her guidance that led me to come to this elven village, a place that has a connection with Meltera.

After that, with a great deal of gratitude from the elves, I left the village.

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“Nevertheless, there is an amazing baby in this world huh……”

“Yeah. Just him being able to speak is already amazing, but to think that he can kill an Ancient Torrent in an instant is really…..”

“I’m impressed that Ryuna was able to bring someone like him here……”

After seeing the baby adventurer off, the elves looked up at the sky, still unable to believe that it was real. Just as when he had appeared, he naturally flew back into the air.

“I mean, this is not a dream, is it……?”

“Do you mean to say that everyone in the village had same dream?”

“Maybe it was a dream from that Treant….…”

“Then how can you explain the state of our village?”

When they returned their gaze to the ground, they saw a number of houses destroyed by the Giant Treant. Faced by such scene, the elves nodded with a wry smile, realizing that it was definitely a reality.

“Oh noooooo!”

At that moment, they heard someone screaming.

“H-Holy Mother…… The statue of the Holy Mother is—!”

“““The statue of the Holy Mother?”””

The elves are sure that it would not be destroyed by the Treant and was safe. Still, they hurried to double check and what they saw was—

―The statue of Holy Mother with an oversized chest.

“““W-wh-whaat the hell is thiiiissss!?”””

The elves screamed involuntarily.

Unbelievably, the Holy Mother’s breasts, which were originally modest, had now transformed into huge breasts that looked as if they might spill out at any moment.

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『…… Master. Was it okay to do that?』

(To faithfully reproduce the real thing—that goal has been realized after hundreds of years. I think they should be grateful to me, don’t you think so?)

This is translated by Yume Neiji. Kindly read at yumeineijiworks.wordpress.com.


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