“Until now, I believed that the Eastern swordsmanship is the best in the world. Yet now I see—there are always heights beyond heights. I was nothing more than a frog in a well.”
Karen lowered her head with grave solemnity.
Then, she declared,
“Please, allow me to accompany you on your journey!”
“Sure.”
I replied without hesitation.
Why? Because Karen had big breasts.
『…That is the worst possible reason.』
Lindwurm’s voice echoed in my head.
But really—if a busty woman wants to join your party, what kind of man would turn her away?
No, such a man does not exist!
“R-really!?”
“But there is one condition.”
“What is it?”
“No sarashi allowed!”
The old man’s last unnecessary comment made her once again cover her chest with a sarashi.
“B-but Master….”
“Then, if you Master told you to die, will you do it? It’s time to start thinking for yourself! If you don’t, you’ll never get stronger!”
『Master, aren’t you taking this too far?』
At my impassioned words, Karen faltered for a moment, then—
“Y-you’re right… indeed, I’ve hardly ever relied on my own judgment until now…”
Kukuku. This samurai is way too naive.
“Exactly. It’s not just swordsmanship or physical strength—you’ve got to train your judgment as well. And that means thinking with your own head and making your own decisions every day.”
“Yes! I shall do so from now on!”
“Then Oneechan, cast off that stiff, binding way of thinking—yes, that sarashi! Oneechan, now is the time to be reborn as your true self!”
『…Don’t preach like that. Everyone knows you just want to see her breasts.』
Karen’s hand reached for the cloth wrapped around her chest.
“I… I shall be reborn anew!”
“Yes! That sarashi represents the old you!”
“This sarashi is my old self! Now I sever my ties with it, once and for all!”
With eyes burning with resolve, Karen tore away the sarashi in a glorious rip.
And I—without hesitation—dived straight into her chest.
“Well done, Samurai-oneechan! You’ve been reborn!”
“I-, yes, I have been reborn!”
I bury my face in Karen’s large breasts and share her joy.
Kuhahaha, what magnificent breasts!
『…I really think this girl should think for herself more.』
★★★
“I still wanna be hugged by more Eastern beauties!”
『You’ve already been hugged quite a lot, haven’t you?』
“By a samurai girl, sure! But there have to be other archetypes out there!”
『…』
“For example—yes! A shrine maiden!”
Shrine maidens—known as miko—were the holy women of the East. Only the young were allowed to serve, and once they reached a certain age or got married, they had to retire.
“The gods of the East must really like their women young and pure. Yeah, yeah, I get it. Totally understand that kind of fetish.”
『Master, that’s blasphemy against foreign deities. You’ll get smote.』
In Edou, shrines were the center of worship, and shrine maidens could be found there.
“Alright then—let’s go!”
What we arrived at was an old, venerable shrine with a long history. Worshipers came one after another, each quietly offering earnest prayers before leaving.
The sacred atmosphere hung heavy over the grounds. I spotted a shrine maiden in her white-and-red robes, but she was focused on her duties with such solemnity that approaching her felt completely out of the question.
“…Yeah, let’s go home.”
『At least you realize how out of place you look here.』
But I’m not one to give up so easily!
“If miko are off-limits, then… maiko! A maiko’s a girl who performs at banquets, right? Totally different vibe from the gloomy shrine!”
『You’re seriously going to get cursed, Master.』
Maiko could be found in the entertainment districts. So off I went to Edou’s most famous pleasure quarter—Kabukichō.
Yes! Now I’ll have a big-breasted maiko hold me in her arms!
“One-time customers are not welcome, sir.”
“You’re a baby. We don’t let minors in here.”
“A talking baby!? Must be a yokai! Guards, deal with him!”
…And so, one place after another slammed the door in my face. At one establishment, they even tried to exorcise me as some kind of monster.
“Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?”
『Perhaps you should just give up gracefully, Master.』
This is translated by Yume Neiji. Kindly read at yumeineijiworks.wordpress.com.
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