Umareta Chokugo ni Suterareta kedo, Zensei ga Taikensha datta node Yoyuu de Ikitemasu

Chapter 41: That’s my work too

In the dining room, Badak and Tilda’s party were engaged in a fierce battle. The perpetrator of the baby abduction case was the old director of the orphanage. However, it is a false appearance, and it seems that he is a wanted mass murderer. He called himself Brett, but that’s probably just a pseudonym.

It also seemed that he brainwashed the children on the orphanage and taught them murder techniques. In particular, he taught them the technique of manipulating a thread coated with magical power. Even children as young as five years old could use it normally. It would require advanced skills that would be difficult even for adults.

“Damn ….…”

Despite the numerical advantage, the B-rank adventurers are struggling. Meanwhile, I sneaked into the facility ahead of time, then I crawled on the ground till I reached the feet of the old director.

“Awa-wa”

“Hn? Hey, you can’t come out of the room without permission. It’s still time for you babies to take a nap.”

I found out earlier that there were quite a few small children under the age of five in this orphanage. They were put to bed in another room because they couldn’t fight yet. He may have thought that I woke up and came over.

“……Eh? Was there such a child in the house……? Rather, was there one crawling at such a young a—”

“Not only can I crawl but I can also stand up you know.”

I stood up on the spot.

“~~~~!? B-b-baby… the baby spoke!?”

Not minding the astonished old director, I spoke to Badak and the others.

“Looks like oniichan and the others are having a hard time. Leave this ojiichan to me.”

“P-please do! As you can see, we have our hands full with these children, uh! If worst comes to worst, I don’t mind if you kill him!”

“That’s in worst case, right? The best option is to catch him alive if we can. I’ll do that then.”

He seems to be a wanted mass murderer and I’m sure there’s a lot more to it than just this one. He would probably be sentenced to death anyway, but it would be better to keep him alive and catch him first so as to make him confess his past crimes.

“You mean, just you, a baby would capture me?”

“That’s right.”

“Wha—!?”

I kicked the ground and jumped up, somersaulting and delivering a kick to the old director’s face.

“~~~~!?”

The old director is blown away and he slammed into the wall.

“What’s with that move…… are really a baby!?”

Although he was caught by surprise, it doesn’t seem to be working. His face remains unscathed.

“Heh-, I see. At the last minute, you bundled the thread together to turn it into a shield. And when you hit the wall, you used the thread as a cushion to absorb the impact. You’re pretty dexterous huh.”

“…..Just by looking at it, a baby…… saw through my ‘magic thread’!?”

The old director, whose face was distorted, stretched out a thread. It became like a hard needle, trying to penetrate my body.

“Oop!”

“You dodged that!? Then, I wonder if you can dodge this!”

Like a series of spear attacks, threads were fired at me one after another. However, my physical abilities were strengthened by magic so I easily dodged them while repeatedly jumping sideways.

“How can such a small body move so much…!? Who the hell are you!?”

“I’m just a baby.”

“There’s no way there is such a baby like you!”

That’s when it happened. Multiple threads were wrapped around my legs.

“Fuhahahaha! Looks like you didn’t notice the thread approaching from under the floor!”

Apparently, he was secretly manipulating a thread from under the floor.

“Now you can’t move even a little—”

“Can’t move?”

“—What!?”

Just like the other day, I used my own magic to nullify the opponent’s magic that covered the thread. Without magic, it’s just a thread so it’s easy to get it off my feet.

“What the hell happened!? Why did my thread suddenly ……?”

“Ah? Don’t you understand? I used my magic to offset ojiichan’s magic.”

“I-I can’t believe you can do something like that… Huh!? The current phenomenon… I see, you were the same baby that I failed to abduct the other day…!? No way, that time too…”

“Yes, that’s my work too.”

The old director stepped back, stunned.

“Im-impossible…… It shouldn’t be like that…… My “magic thread” has never been broken…… It should be a flawless technique!”

“Isn’t it just because you’ve been lucky enough that you haven’t met someone who can break it?”

“Uh-…… S-Shut up!”

Perhaps it was his full strength, as a thread stretched out from the old director’s whole body and rushed towards me all at once. However, the moment they hit my body, they become soft and lose their power one after another.

“By the way…… I can also manipulate them back you know? Look, like this.”

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Umareta Chokugo ni Suterareta kedo, Zensei ga Taikensha datta node Yoyuu de Ikitemasu

Chapter 40: Was there such a child in the house?

The children attacked Badak and the other B-rank adventurers one after another.

“Damn! Are they really kids!?”

“They are not only many, but they also move so well that I don’t think they’re kids!”

With five skilled adventurers, the number of children here really didn’t matter. However, the older ones here are able to put up a fight that even outclasses novice adventurers. I wonder how much training they’ve had at this age to be able to do that. 

Fortunately, despite their high individual strength, they didn’t seem to be very good at coordinating with each other. However, since Badak and his comrades were dealing with children, they were unable to attack with all their might. 

In addition, each of the children are using different weapon. Thanks to that, it takes a lot of time to deal with them. Still, they are B-rank adventurers. Gradually, the tide of battle shifted in their favor.

“Don’t underestimate adults!”

“““Uh!”””

The greatsword wielded by Badak blows the children all together.

“If you guys want to do that, we won’t show any mercy!”

“““~~~~!?”””

The lightning magic that Tilda released paralyzes the children.

“Hmph! It’s a big mistake to think that adults will always be lenient to you.”

Right after Tilda snorted, a mysterious thread extending from Director Brett’s body entangled her legs, then she is suspended in the air with tremendous force.

“Hey! W-what the heck is this……!? ……Gah!?”

Just like that, she slams hard to the ground and she screamed in agony.

“Tilda!? That thread….”

“Hehehe, this is not the time to look elsewhere you know?”

“Agh!?”

Another thread attacked Badak. His armor is neatly torn to shreds as he jumps down.

“What the heck is that!?”

“There are a lot of thread coming out of his body……uh!”

“I guess he is using magic to control it…… Agh!”

Several mysterious threads were writhing around Director Brett. It wrapped around them like a whip and it even had the sharpness of a knife. Badak exclaimed when he realized something.

“I-, I’ve heard of it…… Uh! There’s someone wanted by various countries and even the adventurer’s guild continues to track his whereabouts. He is known to be the worst and strongest mass murderer who has been designated as a danger level A even though he is a human……Ugh! It seems that he uses a mysterious technique that allows him to manipulate simple thread at will with magical powers…… Don’t tell me….this guy–, ugh!?”

“Hoh-, you are well informed. That’s correct, that’s definitely me.”

“Hiding in a place like this…… uh!”

“……But, why an orphanage!?”

Director Brett nonchalantly answered the questions thrown to him while manipulating the thread.

“I’m almost past my prime you see. I was wondering if I could somehow pass on the murder techniques that I had spent my whole life learning to future generations. That’s why I decided to gather the orphans and teach them.”

“That reason is crazier than I thought……ugh!”

“……Then, why would you abduct them!?”

“……The world is a cruel place after all. There are very few kids who have the talent to meet my level of demands…… Before I knew it, I was getting involved with children other than orphans.”

“W-wait! What happened to the children who didn’t live up to your demands!?”

“Fuhahaha, don’t worry. Even those kids have an important role to play. They would dedicate themselves for the sake of those talented children you see.”

“““Don’t tell me……”””

Badak and the others grimaced at the horrific imagination that came to their minds. Brett, on the other hand, appeared to have no qualms about his actions. He added,

“I asked them to be their partner when learning the murder technique. After all, it’s more important than anything to actually try it. Also, it would be easier to do it with someone who is similar in size at first, right?”

“What the….. uh!”

Perhaps the children here have not only been taught murder techniques but have also been indoctrinated with this man’s crazy thinking from an early age. They may have been brainwashed as well.

“We can’t let this guy get away with it! I’ll definitely kill him right here!”

“““Yes!”””

With the pride of a B-rank adventurer, Badak and the others sorted their thoughts and regained their strengths thinking that they couldn’t let such a dangerous person escape. However, the next moment, a thread began to wriggle out of the children’s bodies all at once.

“““Even the children!?”””

Badak and the others are shocked, not expecting that a child can use a similar technique.

“Fuhahaha! I wonder if everyone can conquer it! The most powerful murder technique I’ve spent my life creating…… especially this secret technique, 「magic thread」 ……huh!?”

Just when Brett burst out in laughter, there was a small shadow that approached at his feet.

“Awa-wa”

“Hn? Hey, you can’t come out of the room without permission. It’s still time for you babies to take a nap. ……Eh? Was there such a child in the house……?”

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Homeless Tensei: Isekai De Jiyuu Sugiru Majutsu Jisoku Seikatsu

Chapter 114: The Southern Frontier

Vast grasslands stretched to the horizon. The clear sky is pleasantly sky blue. The unicorn continued to move along the leveled path.

“It’s been a long time since we’ve had an adventure. Why did you choose the southern frontier anyway?”

“It’s because the rewards are good. You were also enthusiastic when Bud told about it, right?”

“Yes, but I never thought it’s too far away. It’s already been two days since we left Mana.”

Erna is grumbling. Currently, me and Erna are the ones who received the request introduced by Bud. The client is a man named Krypton, who lives in the southern frontier town called “Bowl”. The request is to defeat the cockatrice. It’s such a simple job of killing a monster.

By the way, the cockatrice is a large magical beast resembling a chicken with serpent tail. It is said that it has the power to petrify anyone who makes eye contact to it. It is unclear whether it is a skill or a racial trait though.

“Don’t say that. It wouldn’t be a bad idea to relax and kill monster once in a while.”

“I’m glad it’s just the two of us, but I’m tired of seeing the scenery. Even if you look over there, it’s grassland. If you look here, it’s grassland. There’s nothing but grassland here.”

It seems like she’s angry at the length of the journey. In fact, we can fly on our own and we have the ability to reach the destination in just a few hours. However, the reason why I dared to ride a unicorn is to solve the lack of exercise by doing horseback riding. Perhaps because I hadn’t ridden much, I was starting to gain fat on my body. This is why I had decided to travel with the unicorns. It made our travel time longer though.

“I’ve been thinking about it for a while now, I think Pegasus is good too.”

“When you say Pegasus, do you mean a horse with wings?”

“That’s right. It’s a magical beast that lives north of Sanargia. It has a nice silver coat and it can fly.”

“If it’s that convenient, I think it’s going to be popular as a ride. I’ve never heard of it though.”

“Pegasus is rarer and more difficult to handle compared to unicorns. It has a lot of pride so it’s extremely difficult to tame. Shinichi can handle that by turning it into your familiar though.”

It’s not like I wouldn’t consider it if she really wanted a Pegasus, but Erna overlooked one important thing. That’s right. All the magical beasts that become my familiars turned black in color. If she’s expecting a shiny silver fur, I have no choice but to say that it’s not possible.

“I can get you a black Pegasus.”

“……Ugh. Right.”

Realizing this, Erna seemed to have given up on Pegasus. The unicorns seemed relieved.

“I wonder if Pero and the others are doing well.”

“It’s Shinichi who told them to act separately. Besides, if it’s those three, there will be no problem.”

Me and Erna are on a request for the southern frontier. Pero, Freya and Liz had taken on another request and were sent to the northern frontier of the kingdom.

“They said it’s snowing in the north. They may be struggling with an unfamiliar environment.”

“There’s no point in worrying about it here you know. Why don’t you trust your comrades more?”

Erna is right. I should know the abilities of the three of them well. There was no need to be anxious.

“Well, the city is in sight, let’s hurry up.”

Seeing a building that looked like a city on the horizon, me and Erna made the horses run faster.

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“Here’s Bowl huh. It’s smaller than Mana.”

We entered Bowl, the city in the southern frontier. While looking at the rows of houses, we muttered our impressions of the city. Although Mana is in a remote area, it is one of the largest cities in the kingdom due to the large dungeon. Compared to that, Bowl is still small in scale. However, I felt that time here passed at a leisurely pace which is unique to the countryside. I don’t dislike this atmosphere.

As we walk along the quaint cobblestone streets, cats pass by without hesitation. Elderly people with bent backs were having fun chatting with each other and children were running barefoot out of the front door.

“It’s a nice city. It’s quiet and I kind of feel relieved.”

“Right. It makes me feel strangely nostalgic.”

When we asked a resident about Krypton, who was the client, he pointed us to the manor in the center of the city.

“Is this the client’s house?”

“I think so. Krypton seems to be the lord of Bowl City.”

In front of the gate, me and Erna looked up at the lord’s manor. It was a small manor in a small lot. It was hard to believe that he is a noble. It’s like the image of a poor aristocrat is instilled in me even before I meet him.

We entered the premises for the time being and knocked on the door of the manor.

“Yes. Who is it?”

The front door is slightly opened, and a young man answers through the gap. We informed him that we accepted his request, and the door quickly swung open.

“Thank you for coming! Well, come in, come in. I want to talk to you about the details so let’s go inside!”

A black man in men’s clothing invites us inside the manor with a smile. The interior of the manor had a calmer atmosphere than it looked from the outside. The floor and ceiling gave a retro impression as if it had been built for a long time. It’s not flashy, but it looks comfortable to live in. We were led to the waiting room and we sat down on the sofa.

“Nice to meet you. My name is Krypton, the Lord of Bowl City.”

“My name is Shinichi Tanaka. I’m the leader of a party in Mana called Homeless.”

“Oh!, that Homeless party huh. I’ve been hearing rumors about you guys for a long time! Oops, I’m sorry, let me get you some tea!”

Krypton got up from his seat and took two cups and a pot from a desk in the corner of the room. And he, the lord of the manor, pours the tea into the cup.

Me and Erna looked at each other.

“I’m sorry I surprised you. In fact, the Krypton family can’t afford to hire a maid right now. I guess I was just as poor as I looked.”

The color of the tea offered to me was pale as I could see. I guess he is reusing tea leaves. It’s mostly hot water, I guess.

“You seem young, but is there a reason why you are a lord at that age?”

“My father passed away two years ago so I took over. Even I, never thought I’d be the Lord at the age of 20.”

He put his mouth on his teacup with a wry smile. It seems to be quite a struggle.

“Now let’s move on to the request. What I want to ask you to do is to kill the cockatrice that is blocking the way.”

“We’ve already heard about the cockatrice but, what do you mean by blocking the way?”

“Let me tell you from the start. First of all, this city is said to be the largest cotton producer in the kingdom. After all, it accounts for 50% of the total domestic product. The harvested cotton is transported to a city on the eastern frontier where it is made into cloth by the artisans who live there. Then it is transported throughout the kingdom. But five years ago, the cockatrice began to settle on the road to the east so we were unable to deliver cotton from then on.”

“Huh? That’s strange. Since this is the southern frontier, why not go east via the royal capital? Is there any reason to go to the trouble of eliminating the cockatrice?”

“Please look at this.”

Krypton said, bringing a piece of paper from the cupboard in his room. As soon as it was spread out on the table, I knew it was a map. A map of the kingdom to be precise.

“The kingdom centered on the royal capital has a high mountain range to the east, and the eastern frontier is on the other side of the mountain range. It is difficult to reach it even if you go through the royal capital. In other words, we can’t go to the eastern frontier unless we get rid of the cockatrice.”

As he said, on the east side of the royal capital, a long mountain range stands tall like a wall. There are only two ways to get from the royal capital to the eastern frontier: from the north or from the south.

In reality, there is a route from the north, but it is out of the question because as business man, taking that option takes too much time and money. The conclusion drawn by the citizens of Bowl was that the only route was from the south.

But why did they leave it unattended for five years? The cockatrice could have been defeated by other adventurer.

“My father hired a number of adventurers to help eliminate the cockatrice. However, no matter how many times he sent them out, they never returned. In the end, my father who accompanied them to find out the truth, never returned as well.”

“If no one is coming back, how did you know it was caused by a cockatrice?”

“There is one resident who was lucky enough to escape, and it seems that miraculously, he was not found because it was late at night. I have heard from his testimony that it was quite large.”

Night huh. I guess it’s because of the bird’s eye problem since it’s still a chicken. However, with a serpent tail, it can still probably see even in the dark. Because it is equipped with an infrared sensing organ, it can know the body temperature of its target.

“We will be paid, right? We are not doing charity you see.”

“Of course. If you defeat it, I’ll pay you properly.”

“Alright. We’ll leave at night then.”

Me and Erna decided to wait for the night at the lord’s mansion.

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An hour unicorn’s ride away from Bowl.

We came to a valley flanked by sheer cliffs. The road continues like a snake. We proceed to our destination while slowing down our movements. Ten minutes after entering the valley, we saw something huge standing in the way. Me and Erna dismounted from the unicorns and get into a fighting stance.

“That’s a cockatrice huh…… It’s bigger than I expected.”

It has white feathers and a bright red chicken crown growing from the head. A red snake tail was moving in the buttocks, and with its tongue sticking out, it looks wary of its surroundings. It’s indeed a humongous chicken. It’s about 15 meters tall and about 20 meters long. It is currently sleeping in the nest. When I scanned around the target, I can see human-shaped rocks lying everywhere. It seems that it really petrified those who see it. We decided to hide in the rocks and observe it first.

“Isn’t it bigger than we thought?”

“I thought so too. Bud said it was about five meters at most.”

“Let’s check it out with Shinichi’s analysis skill first. We’ll fight after that.”

For the time being, I took a look at the abilities of the cockatrice with my analysis skill.

【Analysis Result: Heresy cockatrice: It is a variant of a cockatrice. It exceeds the standard cockatrice in both size and ability. It uses the rays of light emitted from both eyes to lure and petrify its target. Rarity: A, Overall Ability: C】
【Status】
Name: Heresy Cockatrice
Specie: Heresy Cockatrice
Magic Attribute: Earth
Magic: Rock Bullet, Rock Armor
Skills: Fang King Technique (Special), Claw King Technique(Advanced), Vocal Cord Enhancement (Advanced), Presence Detection(Advanced), Steel Stomach (Intermediate), Intimidation (Intermediate), Paralyzing Eye (Intermediate), Petrification Eye (Improved)(Intermediate), 2UP
Evolution: Conditions are not met
< Evolution Conditions: Fang King Technique(Special Grade), Claw King Technique(Special Grade), Vocal Cord Enhancement (Special Grade) >

There are many points that bothers me, but this is all I can say,

There’s 2UP! What a delicious enemy!

I breathed heavily as I got excited.

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Umareta Chokugo ni Suterareta kedo, Zensei ga Taikensha datta node Yoyuu de Ikitemasu

Chapter 39: A stranger came

“Oh, right!”

Suddenly, Director Brett clapped his hands as he said that. Badak and the others involuntarily braced themselves.

“Even though I was welcoming guests, I haven’t served any tea yet. Maybe it’s because of my age, but I’ve been very forgetful lately….. I’ll bring it to you guys right away.”

“N-No, no need to bother..…”

They don’t care about tea now. Badak and the others tried to stop him but the director already stood up and walked towards the kitchen. Badak and the others who remained in the cafeteria exchange words in whispers.

“Is the director really the culprit of the abduction case……?”

“But come to think of it, there may not be a better place to hide a baby than here.”

“……Does that mean that he’s taking the baby away and raising it as an orphan?”

“If that’s the case, that’s an outrageous story……”

The motive is unknown, but who could have imagined that a person who is known as an impeccable man by those around him would be such a person behind the scenes?

But, although they only had a little contact with him, they didn’t think he was a suspicious person. After waiting for a while,

“Hey, a stranger came.”

“It’s true!”

“Hey ojiichan, what are you guys here for?”

Children started to gather around them. They seem to be orphans living here. There must have been more than 20 children, ranging from children who were only about five years old to children who were about twelve or three years old.

“Ojiichan, are you guys adventurers?”

“Wow! Are you going to defeat a monster or something?”

“But, what did you guys come here for?”

Surrounded by innocent laughter, Badak and the others let their guard down. They must have been fed well, and all the children seemed healthy and very happy.

“Hey, hey, let’s play.”

“Ya-y! Play, play!”

“I’m going to play too!”

Saying this, the children flock happily.

“……?”

It was almost intuitive. Or maybe the slight killing intent was sensed by his experience as a B-rank adventurer. By the time Badak looked behind him, a kid was already eyeing the nape of his neck as he swings down the knife that one of the children had hidden.

“Kuu!”

The blade grazed the skin slightly but Badak dodged the fatal blow and immediately kicked the kid in the belly. Apparently, he wasn’t the only one who was attacked by a deadly blade. His companions were also dealing with the children who suddenly bared their fangs.

Although they were weak children, they suppressed their murderous intent and made a surprise attack aimed at a vital point without any hesitation. If Badak and the others weren’t advanced B-rank adventurers, they would have been fatally injured.

“What’s going on all of a sudden!?”

“This is obviously weird. Uh-, these kids!?”

The children still have angelic smiles on their faces as they shout in excitement.

“Hey, let’s play!”

“Oniichan, let’s play?”

“Play~, play~”

When they look closely, it’s not just the few people who attacked them. All the children have their own weapons and are ready to attack at any time.

“That was a surprise attack after you let your guard down. But…. even though you guys were dealing with children, you guys handed it well huh. It looks like you guys are quite capable adventurers.”

There, the director appears from the kitchen. He still smiles meekly, but they won’t be fooled by that smile anymore.

“Uh! You…… What the hell is going on here!? What did you teach the children!?”

“No matter how I think about it, this guy is not just a director!”

“Is he the culprit of the abduction after all!?”

Unfazed by the shout of Badak and the others, the director readily confessed.

“I’m indeed the culprit. I knew the Adventurer’s Guild was working on the case the other day…… I didn’t think it would be so easy to find out though. When you came to visit me earlier, I was a little shaken you see. But thanks to that, it gave me a great opportunity to practice.”

Then he commands the children.

“Come on, everyone. As you can see, these brothers are quite formidable opponents. However, I believe that you can do it. After all, you guys are the elite who have endured such rigorous training and survived.”

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Umareta Chokugo ni Suterareta kedo, Zensei ga Taikensha datta node Yoyuu de Ikitemasu

Chapter 38: A man with impeccable character

“What’s the matter?”

Badak, a B-rank adventurer, asked.

A party of five adventurers, of which Tilda was also a member, had been summoned by the Adventurer’s Guild and they gathered in a conference room.

Ilia explains the situation,

“Well, actually, thanks to Lot-san and the others, we found out who seems to be the culprit of the recent number of cases of abduction of babies.”

Ilia added in a soft tone, “It’s just that it looks like he might be someone that only you, B-rank adventurers, can deal with.”

It was originally a request that was handled by C-rank adventurers, Lot and Lana, and it was for that reason that they were asked to help. There’s also the fact that both Lot and Lana have already been seen by the culprit.

“I see. So that’s why you came to talk to us.”

“That’s right.”

“By the way, who seems to be the culprit?”

“That’s—”

Badak and the others are surprised by the profile of the person that Ilia showed them.

“W-whaat!? Is that true?”

“Uh-, well…… According to him, yes.”

“Yeah, there’s no doubt about it. I used tracking magic to find out where he went you see.”

“““What?!”””

I, who was secretly clinging to Ilia’s back, popped my head out and affirmed it. There’s no particular meaning behind it, it’s just a surprise appearance.

Tilda suddenly stepped backwards and her face stiffened.

“Hiiii!?”

“Oneechan? I’m not scary at all….uh-, am I?”

“Aaaaah! Y-you were involved too!?”

She’s so scared that even my cute baby smile doesn’t work.

Hmmm, I wonder if the effect of mental manipulation has worn off?

I’ll sneak back later then.

“…… You again? How active do you have to be to be satisfied huh?”

Badak, on the other hand, is dumbfounded.

“For the time being, oniichan and the others are going to go there from the front, and I’ll sneak in first.”

“D-do-don’t tell me you’ll be participating on this too?”

“That’s right. I’ll be in your care again, Tilda-oneechan.”

“I just have a bad feeling ….…”

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Badak and a party of adventurers had arrived in front of a certain building. Standing at the entrance to a slum, it is not a beautiful building, but you can hear the noise of children from inside, giving the impression of peace.

It was an orphanage.

It is said that about ten years ago, a certain person was heartbroken by the poor life of children in the slums of the city so he invested his own money to build it. According to information that Badak and his colleagues have researched in advance, children are rarely seen in the slums these days.

“I asked the people in the area and they all said that the director here is a wonderful person.”

“I heard that he was once invited to the castle by the lord in recognition of his charity works. However, he declined, saying that he just did what he should.”

“The more I hear about it, the more he seems to be a man with impeccable character.”

While talking about this, they step inside the premises. They then rang the old doorbell, and after a while, a man in his sixties or rather, in his seventies, appeared.

“I am Badak. Well, I am an adventurer. I am very sorry for the sudden visit. ……Uhm, are you Brett-san, the director of this facility?”

“Yes, I am Brett, the director here.”

In front of the stern group that suddenly appeared, the man responded with a gentle smile and he seemed to be a benevolent person.

Then he made a suggestion,

“I don’t really know the details of the situation, but I’m glad you guys came all the way here. If you don’t mind, you can have a cup of tea inside.”

He didn’t seem to be wary of them. On the contrary, Badak and the others were a little confused by his attitude of trying to welcome them so casually. Still, they decided to accept the offer for the time being.

They were led to a place that seemed to be a cafeteria. There were several long tables for the children to eat together, and they settled down in their chairs at the urging of the director.

Badak broke the silence,

“I’m sorry if I offended you, but…… In fact, you are facing a certain suspicion you see.”

“Suspicion?”

“Yes, that’s correct. You…… well, we suspect that you are the culprit of the recent frequent cases of abduction of babies in the city.”

“Hoh-, well, well….…”

It was for a moment, but I felt like the depths of the director’s eyes lit up.

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Homeless Tensei: Isekai De Jiyuu Sugiru Majutsu Jisoku Seikatsu

Chapter 113: First shrine visit of the year

“There’s an incredible number of people around New Year’s huh.”

“It looks like it will take quite a while to get inside the church.”

What I see is a long line of people lining up to the church. Even with a quick look at the number, there are probably 10,000 people here. I was already beginning to regret coming to the church for a new year’s visit.

“Hey, I think it’s about time you started complimenting us on how we look. We took a lot of time to get dressed you know.”

Erna wore a pink dress, and her long hair is tied in a ponytail style. She has heart-shaped earrings in her ears and a light amount of makeup on her face. She is already boasting a breathtaking beauty, but today, she also had a divine aura, as if a goddess had manifested.

Liz is also wearing a dress. It was yellow in color and she also had a round earrings in her ears. She gives off a cute vibe, but I feel a faint sex appeal because she is wearing a short skirt and black knee-highs.

Freya is in a v-cut lilac dress. It accentuates her cleavage that it would make you look back. White hairball-like earrings swayed in her ears, and her long, white legs peeked out from the slits of her skirt as she walked.

“Well, you guys look more beautiful than usual today.”

“I thought it is lovely too.”

Erna shyly asked, “Right?”, as she wrapped her arms around my right arm. Seeing that, Liz immediately entwined her arms on my left arm.

“Isn’t it enviable to have flowers in both hands?”

When I turned around, I saw Bud, the guild manager, standing there. He is accompanied by a woman who appears to be his wife and a little girl who seems to be his daughter.

“Happy New Year. I look forward for you continued support this year.”

“Happy New Year. Okay, that’s it for the formal greetings. Are you guys making your new year’s visit too?”

“That’s right. Bud is with your family huh.”

“Yeah. I have to say hello to God at the beginning of the year you see. By the way, I just heard about it but, what is Homeless Cafeteria?”

“It’s a resting place that I built inside the dungeon. Is that no good?”

“No. On the other hand, thanks to that cafeteria, the adventurer mortality rate has been decreasing recently. The guild wants it to continue for a long time you see. But-, you’re not going to close the shop, right?”

“Not at the moment. If it’s profitable, I’m going to do it for the next ten or twenty years.”

Bud grinned as if it was as he expected. Then he took out a letter from his pocket and handed it to me.

“What’s this?”

“It’s a letter from King Logas. It is addressed to the guild but I thought it would be a good idea for Homeless to read it as well.”

I removed the letter from the envelope that was already unsealed. The content was to acknowledge the fifteenth to thirtieth floors of the Mohed Great Dungeon as the property of Shinichi Tanaka. I didn’t understand it well, so I tilted my neck in confusion.

“Dungeons basically don’t belong to anyone, it’s the same for every kingdom. However, this time, the kingdom allowed certain people to own it. It’s a declaration that we won’t interfere with the level designated by the state.”

“I understand that but, even if the kingdom recognizes such ownership, other kingdom and guilds won’t, right?”

“That’s right. This is just to emphasize that the kingdom has recognized you as the owner of those levels. Well, it is also a fact that Mohed Great Dungeon exists in Logas kingdom’s territory. As long as it does not interfere with our business, the guild has been ordered to have a “wait and see” attitude over this matter.”

Is he telling me not to get into trouble with other adventurers?

Hmmm. For me, I think it’s fine to maintain the status quo as long as it doesn’t destroy my life. So even if I get ownership, nothing will change. However, considering that something like last time will not happen again, I am happy with the decision the kingdom has made. It was probably due to the concern of my clone, who became the king as well.

Thank you to myself, I guess.

“To finally move the kingdom, I’ve caught an eye on an incredibly talented person huh. I look forward to your continued support.”

“Same here. By the way, I haven’t had any requests lately. Do you have any jobs that look good?”

“Ah! Now that I think about it, Homeless is still an advanced rank adventurer. Well then, I’ll introduce you to a request from the southern frontier. It’s far away but the reward is pretty good.”

I decided to accept the request after hearing the details. I’m excited about what kind of place the southern frontier is.

“Shinichi, it looks like it’s our turn.”

Hearing Erna’s voice, I shifted my gaze forward and found that she had already come to the entrance of the church. This church is a sacred place dedicated to 『Creator God Zepha』. It is commonly referred to as ‘Creationism’, and it is a religion believed in by ninety percent of the people in the kingdom.

I stared at the entrance for a while. The church was a stone building, with angels and people carved on the walls. On both side of the large door are two statues of angels and as if to judge those who pass by, one is holding a spear and the other one is holding a sword. The whole building was like a work of art and there was something about it that evokes adoration and awe to the viewers.

“Be quiet from here. The Creator God hates idle talk.”

“You seem to know a lot about the church. Is Erna a member of Creationism?”

“In my case, I guess it would be better to say that I am a World Tree believer. Sanargia believes in the World Tree you see. It’s just that the World Tree worships the Creator God, so because of that, we are on good terms with the Creator God religion, and our customs are similar.”

“Why does the World Tree worship the Creator God?”

“Rumor has it that he has met the Creator God in person, although I don’t really know the full details.”

If God exists, he may also know why I was reincarnated. And-, why did something like that happen in Tokyo? If I have a chance, I would like to ask the World Tree about the Creator God.

We entered the church without saying a word, and my eyes fell on the statue at the far end. In Christianity, there is a crucified Christ statue, but in creationism, the creator god seems to be decorated. The figure was made of black stone, and from his appearance, he appeared to be a man. He wore a robe on his body and a bracelet on his left hand.

“Tanaka-dono, don’t be dazed. Please pray.”

“Y-yes……”

I bowed my head while putting my hands together in front of the statue. While praying for the health and well-being of my companions, I threw a gold coin into the bowl placed in front of me.

The priest who was nearby exclaimed “Oh!” happily. It’s an amount equivalent to a million yen after all. This must be a good event for the church. This is only a feeling though. Well, I never thought of taking sides with the church.

“You seem to have a great sense of faith. I’d love to hear your name.”

“My name is Shinichi Tanaka. I’m an adventurer in this city under Homeless party.”

“You guys were the ones I heard about huh. It seems that the suspicion of being a criminal has been cleared, but it looks like your reputation has completely deteriorated. We would like to help you somehow…”

After hearing the priest’s words, I immediately took out five gold coins from my pocket.

“This is a donation to the church.”

“It seems like you have a deep sense of faith. I’ll contact the church headquarters. I’m sure the reputation of Homeless will be higher than before. Thank thee for God’s will.”

The priest who received the money quickly put it in his pocket. When I finished my prayer and stood up, everyone looked at me dumbfounded.

“I guess this was the reason why he was so excited about the New Year’s visit. I was shocked.”

“I can’t believe in God anymore…”

“I can’t believe you’re bribing a priest in front of the public. I’m speechless.”

“Priests are honest. Money makes the world.”

It’s an unpleasant story but it’s one of the ways to get around the world. Isn’t it a loss not to use a large organization such as a church in the first place? It’s troublesome when you’re against them, but it’s quite reassuring when you’re on their side.

I felt a stare as I tried to get out of the building. Wondering who, I turned around and saw that a man was standing next to the priest earlier. He had short white hair and a white cloth. He looked like one of the gods in Greek mythology. However, his chiselled feature is slightly of a Japanese guy.

“Who……?”

The man was staring at me with a smile on his face. The priest next to him didn’t even turn his head, as if he didn’t notice the man’s presence.

Wrong. To be precise, I should be the only one who can see that man. Even those who are offering prayers didn’t seem to notice him.

“O…… A……”

The man said something briefly. But I can’t hear it clearly.

“Who are you? Why are you talking to me?”

The moment I stepped out to ask him directly, the man disappeared from the place like a ghost.

“W-What was that?”

He looked young. He seems to be around 20 years old and has brown eyes. I feel like I’ve seen him somewhere, but I can’t remember it. All I know is that we met a long time ago. I am sure of that.

“Shinichi, what’s wrong?”

“Oh…… It’s nothing.”

Pushing the uneasy feeling to back of my mind, I rushed to my comrades.

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After the first shrine visit, I went to the field in the miniature garden. There, along with Lich C, my clone was plowing the ground with a hoe.

“How’s it going?”

“Oh, the main body huh. As you can see, the field is doing well.”

“I see. By the way, what’s that big hut?”

There was a two-story wooden building at the place I pointed to. There is even a nameplate that says “Tanaka”.

“That’s my house. I thought it would be easier to work closer to the fields.”

“My bad. If we hadn’t been separated, you wouldn’t have to live in a place like this.”

“Don’t worry about it. Even though I look like this, I’m enjoying my miniature garden life. Spending time with my family like this is surprisingly not boring.”

My clone picks up the water bottle that he had hung around his waist and sips some water. I ponder as I watch the situation. Even though I’m letting my other self do the work, I still feel like he should be compensated. I feel bad for just using him.

“How about one gold coin a month?”

“Huh? Are you talking about salary?”

“Well, it wouldn’t be fun to go unpaid.”

“That’s right. Research costs a lot of money after all.”

I was struck by the word “research”. Is he making something again?

My clone grinned, perhaps sensing what I was thinking.

“I’m going to show you the latest research results. Hey, bring me that.”

“Katakata”

Lich C walks to the wooden warehouse. Then, once inside, he carried out a cart.

“This is the invention of the century! It’s truly the new star in the plant world!”

It was something about a meter long. The surface is covered with a light brown skin and has an irregular oval shape. Short limbs grew out of four places, and two large eyes wandered wildly. It is so strange seeing it tied to a cart with a rope in order to go on a rampage.

I involuntarily took a step backwards.

“W-What the hell is that?”

“It’s a jagaimu! It took a lot of effort to give this jagaimu the intelligence of a three-year-old you see.”

Why do potatoes need intelligence? That’s weird you know!

My clone states its advantages.

“The reason why this jagaimu is a great invention is because if you prepare water and fertilizer, the jagaimu will replenish themselves! Moreover, not only the size but also the quality is the highest class! The fries made with this are amazing!”

Lich C offers a plate of french fries. Tasting potatoes in front of Jagaimu-kun makes me feel indescribable. I put a piece in my mouth, it was crunchy and salty.

“It certainly tastes good.”

“Right? What’s more, this one has the strength to grow in rough land! If you grow it on the ground, you can eat it in places where food is scarce!”

It’s a reasonable statement, but isn’t it a problem if intelligence is involved? If you ask me if pigs and cows are conscious, I will answer that they are. but I don’t think vegetables need to be like that too.

Above all, it is difficult for me to eat. It’s because jagaimu-kun has been staring at me all the time. The taste is indeed good. The amount is also out of standard. However, I felt that it was dangerous to put such potato on the ground. It’s my gut feeling telling me so. I decided to tell my clone my final decision.

“We will only allow them to be made in the miniature garden. We will take them out to the ground after they are chopped, understood?”

“Yes. It’s strictly forbidden to keep them alive. It’s unfortunate, but it is a reasonable decision.”

When my clone was convinced, he ordered Lich C to chop jagaimu-kun as well. He sliced the huge potato with his sword without hesitation. Jagaimu-kun went on a rampage, burst into tears and died.

I don’t understand what I’m being shown anymore.

“Don’t make too much of such potatoes.”

“I know. What I am aiming for is the ultimate vegetable. Failure is inevitable though.”

“Listen to me!”

I’m really worried about how far Tanaka β’s vegetable development will go…

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Umareta Chokugo ni Suterareta kedo, Zensei ga Taikensha datta node Yoyuu de Ikitemasu

Chapter 37: A man is uncalled for!

“Well, you see… you’re a baby who can survive any danger, right?”

“I’m not denying it, but ….…”

On that day, I received a request from Ilia. Apparently, there have been many cases of baby abduction in this city recently. It is said that the victims have asked the guild to search for the baby, but since there are no clues, they have come up with the idea of a decoy operation using an actual baby.

But they can’t just put a real baby in danger. So, like a chosen one, I’ll be acting as the decoy.

“I’d love to get your help because I know what you’re capable of when you took the practical exam you see.”

“Yes. You’re more powerful than us.”

The people who talked to me were the two adventurers who acted as examiners during the practical exam. Was it C-rank adventurers Lot and Lana?

“Basically, you’ll be our child.”

To lure the criminal, the strategy is that the two of them play the role of husband and wife, and I play the role of their baby.

“Alright.”

I said, looking at Lana’s breasts.

『…… Master? Did you check the size of her breasts just now? 』

(No. I didn’t accept this because I wanted to enjoy her breasts you know. It is only because of my 100% good intentions of wanting to help solve this tragic case.)

“Really? We’re saved!”

Saying this, Lot picked me up and hugged me happily.

No, no, a man is uncalled for! ……Ugh!

We were walking down a less popular road. It is a so-called quiet residential area, and it is in this kind of place that has been the scene of a relatively large number of abduction cases that have occurred so far.

“…… Are you sure they will come?”

“I’m not sure either. But we have to believe in that possibility so let’s wait patiently. Besides, we have to act like a happy couple so that we don’t look suspicious. Of course, I’ll ask Reus-kun to do so as well.”

“Awa-awa”

As I’m acting like a baby, I couldn’t help but involuntarily scream inside my head.

I don’t need baby carriages!

Unfortunately, Lana didn’t hold me. She placed me in a baby carriage.

……Well, thinking about it, this will certainly make it easier for the criminal to target…… Damn it, I missed the mark!

『Master? Who said it was out of one hundred percent good intentions? 』

I have the eyes of a dead fish, and the two people who played the couple talked to me.

“Oh, Reus-chan, are you asleep?”

“You’re tired, aren’t you?”

“A-wa-”

By the way, these two seem to be brother and sister. They don’t look very similar, but in this way, it’s rather convenient for them to play the role of husband and wife. After that, we continued to walk around the residential area for a while.

It’s a fairly large city. As expected, it seemed like this decoy operation would not succeed in the first try.

“I’ll have to go back to the village when I have a little more money.”

“I wonder if Mom and Dad are doing well.”

While the tension was worn off as the two of them were having such a casual conversation, I suddenly sensed the presence of a suspicious man. He is in the shade of a street tree. Judging from the way he disappeared, I guess he wasn’t just passing by.

Shurl, Shurl, Shurl

Hmm, looks like something came flying to me.

It looked like a thick thread. As I thought what flew straight to me, it suddenly entangled my body like a tentacle. And just like that, I was entangled in the thread, and my small body soared out of the baby carriage and floated into the air.

It is only then that Lot and Lana noticed that something is wrong.

“Hey, what are you-!?”

“What the hell is this thread!? Damn it!”

Lot quickly draws his sword, but the thread is already out of reach. Lana hurriedly released her magic.

“Fireball!”

A mass of flame struck directly, but it could not burn the thread.

……This thread is coated with magic huh.

This not only makes it resistant to magic, but also allows that person to manipulate the thread at will. It’s a pretty interesting move.

Can’t be helped then.

Good. I used my magic to temporarily nullify the coating. With that, the thread unravels, and my body was freed and falls to the ground.

“Aaah!, It’s dangerous!”

Lana panicked and quickly caught me.

Whoa, she has good breasts as I expected. Fufu.

『Master, is this really the time to do that? 』

“I won’t let you escape!”

On the other hand, the suspicious man is trying to escape so Lot hurriedly chased after him. But around the corner,

“……N-not here!?”

Apparently, he was able to escape.

Looking at Lot, who was frustrated for letting the man who seemed to be the culprit go, I said,  

“It’s okay. I made sure to mark him with tracking magic.”

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Umareta Chokugo ni Suterareta kedo, Zensei ga Taikensha datta node Yoyuu de Ikitemasu

Chapter 36: If only there’s a suitable baby somewhere

“Please, please…! Please find my child… my child…! I have nowhere else to turn to…! I went to the Knights to ask for help but… I don’t think they’ll take any serious action…!”

“I-, I understand… I will accept your request.”

“R-Really!?”

“Y-yes…… However, I really can’t guarantee that the adventurers will accept your request or that you’ll be able to find your child safely…… Of course, we will do our best to meet your expectations……”

“Oh, p-please do…. I really beg you……!”

Ilia sighed deeply as she watched the client leave in tears.

“That sounds like a lot of work, Ilia.”

“……Lot-san. And Lana-sana, too.”

The people who called out to her were C-rank adventurers, Lot and Lana. They’re in their mid-twenties and have a fair amount of experience so it’s a rare party of two, one male and a female. They were highly valued members of the guild as they often took on the job of being an examiner for adventurer exams, a job that few other adventurers were willing to do.

“Actually, about the female client from earlier…… I heard that her child who had just turned one year old was taken away by a suspicious man right in front of her….…”

“.….So that is why she made a request in the Adventurer’s Guild huh.”

“Yes. However, I’ve been getting this kind of request from time to time…… but there are very few examples that have been found…….”

Presumably, after being taken away, they will be sold to slave markets through dark channels.

“There are a lot of clients who are not very wealthy, so I think the remuneration may not match the effort……”

“I see……”

Thinking of the client, emotionally, it is a task that they would like to do something about. However, in reality, it would be difficult, and while Ilia was distressed, another receptionist called out to her.

“Another case like that huh.”

“Another?”

“Yeah. Something similar happened just the other day, and I took care of it. I think the child was only about six months old.”

“Hey, wait a minute.”

Suddenly, she had a bad premonition, and Ilia began to examine the materials at hand. Looking at the list of requests that have been made to the guild in recently, she mutters,

“…… In the last six months or so, we have received five or six similar requests. And it’s all babies who haven’t developed their senses yet.”

“That many?…… That’s a bit too much. If that’s just the number of requests made to the guild, then there should actually be more happening, right?”

This type of abduction and kidnapping of children is more common in rural areas. In crowded cities, there are strict inspections when entering and exiting, so it is not easy to sell products to faraway places. However, all of them, including the case of the woman mentioned earlier, occurred in this city.

“It’s a little worrisome.”

Lot muttered with a complicated look on his face.

“If you don’t mind, we’ll take on that request.”

“Eh? Really? I’m very grateful for that but I think it’s a request that someone who’s just starting out would normally receive……”

“Looking at the modus operandi, it seems that it is the work of the same criminal, and if left unchecked, there is still a possibility that there will be more victims…… Somehow, I feel like the culprit is still in the city.”

According to the victims’ testimonies, all of the crimes were committed during the day and in broad daylight. The perpetrator, who was probably a man with a mask covering his face, seemed to have snatched away babies and children in no time.

“But–, Lot, how are you going to find the culprit? Even if that guy is in the city, it’s like finding a needle in a haystack, right?”

Asked by his partner, Lana, Lot scratched his head.

“That’s right…… As expected, we need to do a decoy operation……”

“You mean, borrowing a baby from someone to act as a decoy? But who would lend their child to do such a dangerous thing?”

“Uh-…… That’s certainly true.”

“There are a few adventurers who have recently had children, so let’s talk to them.”

Ilia also proposed, but she didn’t think that it would be easy. Being an adventurer, doesn’t mean they would voluntarily lend their child to do such operation.

“If only there is a suitable baby somewhere……”

“There’s no way there’s one like that.”

“That’s ri—”

“““Ah!”””

The three of them came up with something at exactly the same time.

“““There’s one……the perfect baby for the job..…”””

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“So…… You mean, you want me to be the chosen one and be a decoy?”

“Well, you see… you’re a baby who can survive any danger, right?”

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Homeless Tensei: Isekai De Jiyuu Sugiru Majutsu Jisoku Seikatsu

Chapter 112: New Year

In Japan, today, it’s called New Year’s Eve. The time is already 7 o’clock in the evening and the four of them, except for me, were decorating in the living room for the beginning of the year.

“Yes, that’s about it.”

“Mmm, when it comes to New Year’s, we have to do this huh.”

“Flashy”

Erna, Freya, and Liz are somewhat convinced. The tree, which resembled a fir tree, was decorated with many decorations, and it looked like a Christmas tree. In particular, the metal star on the top of its peak and the little red boots hanging here and there are reminiscent of Christmas. It’s an event that makes me feel like I’ve been reincarnated in a strange world once again.

“Father, are you ready to make soba?”

“The broth is already ready, all that’s left is the noodles.”

Pero watches the work from the side, feeling curious. While the four of them were decorating, I was silently making soba noodles. As it is New Year’s Eve, soba noodles should be eaten at night. Although I am now a person from another world, I can’t give up on this one thing.

The kneaded dough is stretched with a self-made rolling pin, and when it spreads widely, I folded and cut it into thin strips with a knife. I took a moderate amount and threw it into the already boiling pot.

“He~y, the whole roast is done!”

My clone came to the hideout with a whole roasted chicken. There is no oven here, so I had it grilled in the miniature garden. It was browned golden and the meat juice were already dripping. I involuntarily swallowed my saliva. Tanaka β puts the meat on the table and he looks at me, asking me to serve it already.

“It’s specially made by a confectionery store! Here, surprise!”

When I brought the shortcake out of the bangle, my four comrades cheered. The whipped cream is topped with Ichii, a fruit that looks a lot like strawberries, and the contrast between white and red is pleasing to the eye. There are also cakes made with whipped cream in this world, but there was no shortcake that Japanese people is familiar with. So, I went to a confectionery shop and had them make a special one for me.

“Shall we leave the soba noodles to the main body and celebrate first?”

“Agree! Let’s eat quickly!”

They sit around the table and start eating with excitement. Perhaps because of his small body, my clone is placed on Erna’s lap and is being fed. Of course, he didn’t like it at first, but he smiled when he had noticed the feel of a soft chest touching the back of his head. Because he is said to be my clone, his thought process is still the same as mine.

“I’ll help too.”

“No, it’s fine. All I have to do is boil the soba noodles, you can eat with them first.”

My face softened at my son’s request, and I urged him to eat first. The reason I want to make soba is partly for self-satisfaction.

Once the noodles are boiled, I put them in a bowl and pour in the soup stock. All I have to do is add green onions as a condiment, put the fried vegetables I made in advance and it’s complete. As I place them in front of each person, the fluffy white steam and the pleasant aroma of the soup stock wafts through the air.

“He~e, this is New Year’s Eve soba noodles huh.”

“It’s not just limited to New Year’s Eve. But because the noodles break easily, it’s been eaten for a long time with the idea of warding off bad luck.”

“Oh, it’s true. It’s breaks easily.”

Erna uses chopsticks to pick up the noodles, albeit awkwardly. Perhaps because I only uses chopsticks, both Erna and Freya have recently started using chopsticks as well. Pero and Liz sip the noodles with practiced movements.

“Yes, it’s delicious. The bonito flakes are really good.”

“Delicate taste. I like this.”

The evaluations are good. This was the moment I realized I was glad I had made bonito flakes. By the way, the buckwheat flour was obtained in the kingdom of Sanargia. Actually, when I went to that kingdom, I saw it at a store, so I stopped by and bought it. If I had missed it then, we wouldn’t have soba today.

I also sit on the floor and slurps my soba noodles. A light, salty, and sharp soup stock. The crispy kakiage absorbs the soup stock and amplifies the flavor. The noodles are chewy, and it goes down into my throat in no time. There is no need for troublesome words anymore. Just one word. Delicious! Afterwards, we spent time eating meat and cake.

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The current time is past 12 o’clock. The new year has already begun.

“Wearing this red cape…wouldn’t this make me a suspicious person?”

“If you have any complaints, tell the tailor. I just ordered as I was told.”

“Maybe I should have dressed up as Santa Claus after all.”

—My clone and I were having soft conversation in the living room late at night. I wore a red cape and a white beard made of cotton over my mouth. I didn’t know what Red Cape-san of this world looked like, so I borrowed the image of Santa Claus.

My clone, on the other hand, is dressed in a hooded brown top and bottom, and a barely sufficient round red ornament on his nose. I made the clothes with the intention of him being a reindeer, but no matter how I look at it, he is just a child in pajamas. He looks good and cute though.

“What’s with those eyes? Even though I look like this, I’m you, you know. Don’t say I’m cute!”

“I know. But still, it’s like I’m watching my own childhood, and it’s comforting.”

“Whatever. Let’s go finish it quickly. If the four of them wake up, we’ll be in trouble.”

“That’s right. Then, let’s get started.”

Carrying a white bag, we first invaded Pero’s room. The room is tidy, and there are stacks of books on the desk. On the wall was a piece of paper with the words “Meat and Passion” written on it.

Meat and passion…… It’s a profound word.

“Is it the time to be impressed? Hurry up and give him the present.”

“Oh- my bad. I was just looking at it. It’s this then.”

I put a wrapped present at Pero’s bedside as he sleeps in bed. Inside are 12 colors of paints and art supplies. I left the room, thinking of my son’s joy.

“Who’s next?”

“Freya said she didn’t need anything, but I’m sure she’ll be happy with this.”

We gently entered Freya’s room then both of us were stunned. Dolls made to resemble Pero are displayed all over the room. In addition, there was a diary on the desk titled, “Today’s Pero-sama.”

I want to take a peek inside, but I stop at the last minute. I felt like there was nothing good to look at. If anything, it quite scary I think. Freya, who sleeps in bed, sleeps with a large Pero doll in her arms.

“Going to this extent… I feel like something scary is approaching.”

“I agree. I wonder where this girl is headed.”

I placed a present at Freya’s bedside. Inside is a dog brush made of boar hair, she should be able to pet Pero to her heart’s content with this.

“Where to next?”

“Go to Liz’s room.”

After leaving Freya’s room, we went straight into Liz’s room. It could be said to be bare inside. There are no other things except for a desk and a bed. Then, I suddenly noticed something like a cloth sticking out of the wall. When I pulled it, the wall rotates and a wall with weapons and other items appears on it. I don’t know where she got it from, but there was a large number of kunai and shuriken stored in it. When I dig into another wall, we found a closet with clothes. It’s a ninja house. At a glance, you won’t have an idea on where and what things are hidden.

“This is for you.”

I left a present at Liz’s bedside. Inside, there is an eye mask with cat’s eyes on it and a pillow made of the finest wool called Royal Sheep. I’m sure it’s the perfect item for her who is greedy for sleep.

“Erna is the last one. I hope she’s happy with this.”

“Speaking of which, what did you prepare?”

“Robes and boots.”

My clone said, “I see” and nodded.

Despite the fact that Erna already has the ability to be called a master-level mage, she still wears a special purple robe. Wondering why, I asked the reason for it once. Apparently, the price of a mage robe jumps with each rank increase, and when it becomes a master level, it is worth as much as ten gold coins. However, 10 gold coins is not a lot of money for the current Homeless. I offered to buy it, but Erna flatly refused. She said she wants to buy her own robe with her own money.

I was tempted to say, “Don’t beg for jewels instead”. Well, I guess Erna has her own preferences. Then an idea came up to me. I thought that if it was a gift given by Red Cape-san, she wouldn’t be able to refuse.

We sneak open the door and entered the room. We saw Erna at her desk, working enthusiastically on something by herself. I was tempted to click my tongue, wondering why she was still awake at this time. But from the way she looked from behind, she seemed strangely happy.

Me and my clone activated our stealth skills and quietly moved to her bed. I put the gift on the bedside and sneaked out of the room.

“It was out of my calculations that they could be awake.”

“No, no. When I was younger, I used to stay up all night waiting for the next day. Try to remember yourself.”

“I see, it’s the first sunrise of the year huh. You used to go see it with the family.”

“It’s nostalgic. My son was having fun then.”

Me and my clone return to the living room while talking about the old days. After changing clothes, the two of us drank while remembering the events of last year.

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“Shinichi, it’s time to wake up!”

“Is it morning already?”

I sat up and checked the pocket watch on the table. It’s now 4:30 in the morning. I woke up earlier than usual. When I looked around, I saw a number of liquor bottles lying around, and my clone was sleeping soundly on the sofa with his stomach showing. After handing out the gifts, we seemed to have fallen asleep before we knew it.

“Everyone! He’s up!”

As Erna said that, three people with paper bags enter the living room.

“Thank you always for everything, Father! I look forward to having a good relationship with you this year too.”

Pero handed me a large paper bag. When I opened it, I found a brand-new breastplate. The size is perfect and it’s very easy to move around. Moreover, it contains my name, “Tanaka Shinichi”, engraved with the characters of this world.

“This is from me. I look forward to your continued support this year.”

The paper bag I received from Freya was small. When I looked inside, there was a kitchen knife. It had a shiny luster, probably made of steel, and the sharpness seemed to be good. I usually cook with a knife, so I am very grateful for this.

“My feelings. Take it.”

The paper bag I received from Liz is small and thin. When I opened it, it was a leather glove without fingertips. It is black in color and the size is perfect when I put it on. This should make it easier to grip the sword. Above all, it looks cool.

“Lastly, mine. Thank you for your continued support.”

Erna handed me a large thick paper bag. When I opened it, I found a muffler and gloves insides. What’s more, it’s black to match the robe.

“This is?”

“I’ve been working on it for a week. I wasn’t sure if I would be able to do it because it was my first time, but I managed to finish it yesterday.”

Was this why she was working so hard last night? Gradually, my lacrimal glands loosen. I was on the verge of tears at the thoughtful gifts from the four of them.

Then, Erna spins around in front of me.

“How is it? Red cape-san gave me boots and robes.”

Dark brown boots with floral embroidery and a dark brown robe looked good on her. Pero smiles as he holds his art supplies. Freya has a sloppy expression while brushing Pero’s hair. Liz has an eye mask on her head and a high-end woolen pillow in her hand, the corners of her mouth raised slightly.

“Just like me, all four of you got good things huh.”

“Yes. I have to thank Red Cape-san who’s in someplace.”

I smiled wryly at Erna’s words. Even if I know these things, it’s better not to say them. Even if the identity of the red cape is me.

“But where did red cape-san come from? Father was in the living room, right?”

“““Eh?”””

Pero tilts his head at the unidentified red cape man.

No way….Haven’t he noticed?

Of course, I wanted it to be that way, so I went out of my way to give it away at night. But I was surprised by Pero because he is too pure.

“R-right. Red Cape-san has always been very good at hiding.”

“I’m sorry, Pero-sama. I don’t think I can help you this time.”

“Red Cape is oni—Mumumu!?”

“Come on Pero. Try painting with your new paints! I’d love to see it!”

I hurriedly presses Liz’s mouth and asks Pero to draw a picture.

“It’s fine if father asks for it. But, what should I draw?”

“Can you draw me the first sunrise, at this time, the sun should not have risen yet, right?”

“Yes. I’m in favor of that.”

Putting his art supplies in his backpack, Pero was the first to leave the hideout. After seeing off his back, I warned Liz.

“Don’t say anything that will destroy his dreams. He believed in it.”

“It’s going to shatter eventually. It’s just that it’s either late or early.”

“You look so out of touch that I don’t think you were once bedridden.”

With that said, we used the Temple of Teleportation to go to the surface. In the dark sky with visible stars, a faint orange light was coming up on the horizon. Pero is already sitting on the ground, running a pencil over the drawing paper.

We waited for that moment with deep breathes.

“I see it! It’s the sun!”

“It’s the light of the new year. It’s so divine.”

“It’s just like Pero-sama. It’s beautiful.”

“I’m looking forward to this year too.”

“Well, it’s the beginning of a new Homeless.”

Light shines through the darkness. The first sunrise of the new year gave me a stately feeling.

This is translated by Yume Neiji. Kindly read at yumeineijiworks.wordpress.com.


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Umareta Chokugo ni Suterareta kedo, Zensei ga Taikensha datta node Yoyuu de Ikitemasu

Chapter 35: I have a criminal record

“Ha,hahaha… I’m sure I’m dreaming… It must be so… Hahahaha…”

“Hey, what happened Tilda-san!?”

Ilia, the receptionist, is surprised to see Tilda smiling with hollow eyes.

“What on earth…”

Then her gaze turned to me.

“……What did you do this time, Reus-kun?”

For some reason, I was suspected.

『Of course, Master has a criminal record after all. 』

(I have a criminal record? What did I do?)

『I think Master should learn to read the atmosphere a little more.』

(But this time, rather than my fault, it was Lindwurm’s fault as you unleashed a powerful breath in front of Tilda. After she was frightened by that and became incontinent, she became like this.)

『I did it to help Master who was in danger but, did I make a mistake?』

(Alright, alright. I’m sorry.)

After apologizing to Lindwurm, I reported to Ilia with a cute baby smile.

“I’m not really sure but, maybe it was because we found the Orc King and I defeated it?”

“T-There was an Orc King!? And you defeated it!? Didn’t I tell you to come back when you find it?”

“Uhm, well, I think I can beat it you see…”

“The Orc King is a monster with a danger level of A-, you know!? It’s hard for two people to take on this challenge!”

“That’s right, Ilia… I didn’t do anything… Hahaha…… I was just peeing in the sky… Hahaha…”

“Tilda-san…? P-peeing…..?”

Later, they were surprised again when I showed them the corpses of the Orc King and the Orc General. As expected, my subspace was also over capacity, and I regret that I couldn’t bring back most of the orcs I killed. But it can’t be helped. Well, it seems that the demolition yard has completely exceeded its capacity too, so even if I go back and forth to bring it in, they probably won’t be able to handle it all now.

Unfortunately, Tilda went on leave, so I ended up exploring the orc forest alone for a while. There was a proposal to have a member other than Tilda accompany me, but the guild leader directly rejected it because it would be a waste of money. Well, it’s not fun to go with a man so I’d rather be alone.

I then continued my exploration of the Orc Forest, but since then, I did not encounter any other Orc King or Orc General. It seems that the breeding has subsided, and there are no signs of a significant increase. I guess it will return to normal level soon.

In the end, I didn’t know why there were so many of them though.

Tilda had a complete mental break, but after a few days, she was completely rejuvenated and returned to being an adventurer.

“Tilda-san, are you okay?”

“Yes, you don’t have to worry about it anymore.”

“That’s good. At that time, I felt like you’re a completely different person so I was really surprised.”

“For a while, you seemed to be very noisy at night, and the members said you’re saying like, 『I think it was time to give up』, but…”

“It only took just a few days to get better. It’s really as expected from a B rank adventurer.”

“Maybe so! In fact, I feel like I’m more confident and motivated than before!”

(……I would sneak into her house in the middle of the night and keep using mental manipulation spells to stabilize her mind.)

『You were aware that it was your fault, and you grew up, Master. 』

(Are you making fun of me?)

“So, for now, this request is completed. But it would be helpful if you could check on that matter for me regularly for a while. Of course, I’ll pay you for that.”

“I haven’t seen a wyvern since then either.”

“I’ll mark that request as completed as well. I suppose one of them just happened to come down from the northern mountains.”

Ilia shouted, “Yoisho!” and placed a large bag on the window.

“Well…to be honest, it’s an outrageous amount, but this is the reward for various things you’ve accomplished. It also includes the amount for delivering Wyvern materials.”

There are a lot of gold coins inside. With this, it seems that I will not have a problem with money for a while.

“It’s such an amount of money, and it’s usually better to keep it in storage, but…”

“I’ll save it in my subspace so it’s okay.”

“…… That’s right.”

I threw it into my subspace. With this, let’s just say I can buy magic potions in bulk.

This is translated by Yume Neiji. Kindly read at yumeineijiworks.wordpress.com.


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