Umareta Chokugo ni Suterareta kedo, Zensei ga Taikensha datta node Yoyuu de Ikitemasu

Chapter 20: You’re one to talk

Apparently, we were completely lured inside by the goblins. Surrounded by a group of goblins that easily exceeded a hundred, our escape route was blocked.

“……For god’s sake, I already told you guys. Don’t let your guard down!”

Maricia, the examiner, spoke dumbfoundedly.

“But even so, these goblins are too well organized… And this number… Don’t tell me…”

As she muttered thoughtfully, the goblins rushed towards us.

“U-Uh…. They’re coming!!”

“W-What’s with the fuss!? No matter how many there are, they’re just goblins! We can do it!”

“R-Right! On the contrary, it saves us a lot of trouble!”

While chiding each other, the examinees face the approaching goblins. However, in the face of the overwhelming number of goblins, even the bloodthirsty examinees, who had been dashing earlier, quickly realized that the situation was bad.

“T-Their number is too much, right!?”

“You can’t handle it!?”

“Gah-… D-Damn it!… Hey, rearguard, hurry up and cast a healing spell… uuh!”

 They are pushed in at once, and the formation is broken in no time.

“Gugaaaaaaaa!!!”

“W-What the hell is that guy!? Is it a goblin?”

“Ho-hobgoblin…!!!”

In addition, a giant goblin that is nearly two meters tall were among the goblins, making them suffer. It was a mutant specie called the hobgoblin, and although its movements was slow, it was a troublesome opponent as it has monstrous strength and high durability.

“……It can’t be helped then.”

At that moment, probably seeing that it was no longer possible for the examinees to handle it alone, Maricia pulled out the sword that was hanging on her waist.

“Oneechan!”

“Huh!?”

“Too late.”

At the sound of my voice, Maricia looked up quickly but the goblin came down faster than her. A sword curved like a saber slashes through Maricia’s back.

“Aaah!?”

“““Examiner-san!?”””

Maricia collapses with blood spurting from her back. What her stunned examinees saw was a goblin that was more than twice as large as a normal goblin and had a muscular physique.

“W-What is this guy…?”

“It’s not an ordinary goblin, right?”

 As the examinees held their breath, the active C-rank adventurers who had accompanied them exclaimed,

“N-No way… G-Goblin Lord!?”

“O-oi… I’ve never heard of such a thing!?”

Goblin Lord. As the name suggests, it’s the king of goblins. It is a special individual that is born by evolving from a goblin but happens very rarely. Moreover, its strength is in an order of magnitude different from that of a normal goblin. With a high level of leadership, the horde led by the Goblin Lord will reproduce at a tremendous speed and grow huge if left alone.

“……This one, fe…male. Fe…male…no… kill. Our….seedbed. Male….kill.”

“W-What’s more, this guy is able to speak!!?”

With the appearance of the Goblin Lord, the goblins roar out a brave roar.

“S-Seriously?? ….In addition to this number of goblins, there is even a goblin lord… -uh!”

“I-, I don’t want to die…!!!”

Even the reliable B-rank adventurer was slashed in the back and collapsed. In this desperate situation, the examinees were already in a frantic state.

“……Damn…… what did I…”

“Maricia-san! Right now you need to be healed! -uh!”

Colette tries to cast a healing spell on the fallen Maricia in a panic. But the goblin lord wasn’t the kind who would wait quietly until she was healed.

“Hea…ling magic…trouble”

“Hii!?”

The Goblin Lord swings his raised sword mercilessly down on Colette’s head.

Shing!

The sword had been stopped by my beloved staff, Lindwurm, who is now in sword mode.

“……eh?”

“It’s okay, oneechan.”

 I swung Lindwurm up with one hand and deflected the Goblin Lord’s sword.

“Gaa!? Im..pos…sible? Hu…man baby… stop… sword…?”

“Hello. Indeed, I’m a human baby.”

“Baby,… talking!?”

“You’re one to talk.”

This is translated by Yume Neiji. Kindly read at yumeineijiworks.wordpress.com.


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Umareta Chokugo ni Suterareta kedo, Zensei ga Taikensha datta node Yoyuu de Ikitemasu

Chapter 19: How long should I hold you?

It takes about two hours to get out of the city as we travel on foot. Basically, we were following the main road, but eventually, we deviated from the official road and approached a rocky area.

“Hey kids, we are almost there. See that big rock over there? Behind that is a cave, it is said that there is a goblin lair in the depths of it.”

Examiner Maricia said so. This is said to be the exam for us to become an adventurer. We are currently in the middle of that practical exam. This group of thirteen people, three examiners and ten examinees, will charge inside the goblin-infested cave and destroy it. That’s the content of this practical exam.

“Goblins huh. Isn’t it the weakest monster?”

“I went out near the village once before, even I, was able to beat it back then.”

“It looks a lot easier than I thought.”

Some of the examinees seem to have experience slaying goblins so they have plenty of time to spare.

“Oi oi, don’t let your guard down. You all, goblins are indeed small-sized monsters. If you have a weapon, even an average adult can kill it. But these guys are troublesome once they form a group. If they attack in groups, even the most seasoned adventurer can fall behind.”

It was Maricia who reprimanded them.

“By the way, we basically won’t interfere. We just need you to annihilate the goblins in the cave.”

It seems that the accompanying adventurers intend to devote themselves as examiners who judge the abilities of the examinees.

“That, you have to do your best…”

“Yes, Colette-oneechan.”

“Uhm… And how long should I hold you?”

I was being held by a girl named Colette, who is also one of the examinees. There was a girl with big boobs in just the right place, so when I asked her softly, she picked me up easily.

“Oneechan…. I still want to stay like this… Is it no good?”

“~~~~~~~Uh! I-It’s not that it’s not good. If you’re fine with me, I’ll give you as many hugs as you want!…”

Fufufu. That was easy. It didn’t work for Maricia, but her ability to control her maternal instinct to hold a baby is still wonderful. As we walked through the rocky terrain, we encountered several goblins.

“Oraaa!”

“Gya?”

“Fireball!”

“Gugya!?”

 However, each time, the examinees finish them off without danger.

“““Gya-gya-gya-gya!”””

“Oh, they’re going to run away.”

“Look! There’s a cave over there.”

 Eventually, we found a gaping cave at the base of a large rock. Seeing the goblins run away there, I guess that’s their lair.

“I’m going to show you what I’m capable of!”

“Haha, I’m sure I’ll pass!”

Despite Maricia’s advice earlier, the bloodthirsty examinees rush into the den with great prowess.

“Oi! Hey, isn’t that dangerous? We don’t know how many goblins there are yet…”

“But if this continues, they’re going to monopolize the credit, right?”

Even the slightly cautious group felt that they had to appeal in order to pass, so, not to be outdone, they immediately rushed into the den.

“Gya-gya-gya!”

“Gugye-gye-gee!”

“Gigigigi!”

While defeating the goblins that attack one after another, we advanced deeper and deeper. By the way, I’m in the last place. This is because Colette is the rearguard who specializes in healing and support magic.

“.…Everybody’s amazing…”

“U-n, but it’s dangerous if we keep going.”

“Eh?”

Eventually, we arrived at a space so large that it was hard to believe that it was inside the cave. The ceiling is also high, probably more than 20 meters high. Moreover, Eventually, we arrived at a space so large that it was hard to believe that it was inside the cave. The ceiling is also high, probably more than 20 meters high. Moreover, in the wall of this space, there were countless holes here and there.

“……For god’s sake, I already told you guys. Don’t let your guard down!”

Right after Maricia said that, goblins jumped out of the hole one after another.

“Wha-!?””

Even if they try to run back quickly, a large number of goblins stand in their way. Before we knew it, we were already surrounded by swarm of goblins, which easily exceeded a hundred.

“D-Don’t tell me….. they lured us inside!!?”

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Homeless Tensei: Isekai De Jiyuu Sugiru Majutsu Jisoku Seikatsu

Chapter 106: Operation to Annihilate Homeless 6

“Uhahahaha! Show them the difference of your strength!”

At the command of Professor Jill, the artificial lich continues to attack the motionless skeletons. However, someone cut through the flame burst that Ignis released, he quickly leapt in front of the professor.

It was Sukejiro. He holds the flying dragon bone sword in his right hand and shows off his golden body. The professor swallowed his saliva at the sight of the dazzling golden light reflected before him.

“Amazing! The silver skeleton was pretty good, but a gold one is just the right skeleton that my lich deserves! Ignis! Get this material right away!”

“Katakata”

Armed with a red magic stone on its forehead, the lich follows the professor’s words and unleashes another Flame Burst. The huge fireball hit Sukejiro directly and dust was blown away with the explosion.

“““Katakatakata”””

Multiple jaw clattered. A dome of darkness was formed in the place where Sukejiro was, and the power of the explosion was brilliantly extinguished. When the darkness disappears, three black lich appear from underneath his shadow to protect Sukejiro. The professor let out a gasp of amazement.

“Did you deploy multiple shadowfields and extinguished the power of Flame Burst? A magical beast that has such degree of intelligence huh… But this is very interesting. In this way, I will be able to showcase the real strength of my created lich. Ignis, Aquanis, Ael, Tila. Deal with them!”

“““Katakatakata”””

Each of them sets a target and scatters. It was Ignis vs Sukejiro,  Aquanis vs Lich A, Ael vs Lich B and Tila vs Lich C. Once they closed the distance to their target, they immediately proceeded to a hand-to-hand combat.

Ignis delivers a kick. Sukejiro dodged it with a backstep and then he activated the Shadow Bind. Ignis slipped through the chains of darkness that stretched out from the ground as easily like a monkey and then he kept his distance. For Sukejiro, who has a large physique, Ignis seems to be a difficult opponent to fight.

On the other hand, Aquanis and Lich A were also engaged in a melee battle. They clash with their canes and kick each other. However, perhaps because of the difference in basic performance and skills, the artificial lich was being pushed back. The reason why it became a melee battle is simple. Because both of them possessed dark magic that weakens magic, they lacked a decisive factor. That is probably why they opted to weaken their opponent with physical attacks first and then finish it off with magic.

However, I must add that it would have worked if it was a normal lich.

Lich A landed his palm on Aquanis’ rib cage and wielded the Flame Bomb almost at the same time. The man-made lich was shattered into pieces by the impact of the explosion and then it fell to the ground.

“Aquanis!?”

 Professor Jill exclaimed.

This outcome is as expected. The Homeless Lich are versatile lich, they are not only good at physical attacks but also with magic attacks. It is particularly evident in the presence of their skills. The artificial lich on the other hand didn’t seem to be using any skills. In other words, they are fighting only with basic stats and magic. That won’t defeat my Homeless Lich.

As proof of this, the other two were also shattered by the Zero-Distance Flame Bomb that was thrown at them when Lich B and C took advantage of their opening.

“A-Ael!? Tila!? Why! Why is it my Lich!?”

The artificial lich named Ignis, who carries Skeleton 7 on his back, is the only one left. Right now, Sukejiro is at the mercy of Ignis, who is smaller than him and he was unable to land his attacks. If the distance was wide enough, he could unleash a powerful magic attack but it will be avoided. And even if Sukejiro closes their distance, the more Ignis was able to dodge his slash attack. While blocking the storm of multiple flame bursts with his shadow skill, Sukejiro is intently watching for his chance of victory.

“Ignis! Kill them all at once with magic! With your power, you can do it! Avenge the three of them!”

“Katakata”

Ignis raised his wand high to the sky, and then an enormous amount of magical power swirled in it. As I was watching the scene, I also felt a bad premonition about this situation where the air vibrates.

“This is the forbidden magic Hellflare!”

As many as 30 fireballs fused in the sky to create a giant ball with a diameter of 20 meters. It’s probably a ultimate spell caused by the multiple use of Flame Burst. If it were shot, the entire floor could be engulfed in flames. Even I, felt anxious.

Then, the fireball was released, Sukejiro, who is clad in shadow, catches it with both hands. The hot air even reached my place and Sukejiro’s feet were slipping on the ground. It’s like a little sun. Lich A, B and C also rush in as support but they can’t stop the Hellflare. In order to do something about this critical situation, I should also go to help.

“Katakatakata”

That’s when Skeleton 7, who was tied to Ignis’ back, clattered his jaw. Apparently, he had fainted until now. His red eyes look around to check the situation.

“7! Kill Ignis!”

At my command, 7 clattered his jaw. He tears off the rope and slashed his spear behind Ignis. It’s a brilliant slash. He drew a straight line directly from below to the top of the head, cutting Ignis in half. The magic in the sky vanishes, and Sukejiro and the others, whose body parts are charred, fall to their knees on the ground.

“M-My Ignis! Im-Impossible!!! It’s the ultimate lich! There is no way he could lose!”

Professor Jill sat down helplessly. I turned my gaze to Sukejiro and sends him a wordless message. I once received a request from him, but as long as he is hostile, I could not let him go alive. I don’t want him to make something crazy out of resentment after all. In that case, I should clean it up properly.

As Sukejiro slowly approaches him, the professor repeats his excuses with a frightened expression.

“I-, I was only forced by His Majesty to accompany them. I am a victim just like you!”

“Katakata”

“I’ve always thought that the king was a piece of trash! He wanted to monopolize my sublime knowledge! But if it’s you guys, we can work together! With my great wisdom and your exceptional materials, together, let us build the true ultimate lich!”

“Katakata”

“My research can change the world――”

Sukejiro’s sword cut off the professor’s neck. I felt that it would be a shame to kill someone who could create an artificial lich. However, there must be some knowledge that should not be released to the world. An example of this is the man-made magical beast. In a world where mass murder is already possible by magic, the existence of a killing machine is too dangerous. I think it’s still too early for that in this day and age.

“Katakata”

7 reported his return as he knelt at my feet. At one point, I thought he was dead, but he was safe. Suddenly, at that moment, the bodies of Skeleton 7 and the three lich begin to glow. It’s the light of evolution.

 When the light went out, a golden 7 appeared.

【Analysis Result: Skeleton 7: Race born by turning the Homeless Skeleton into a sacred beast and further evolving. Rarity: SS, Overall Ability: A】
【Status】
 Name: Skeleton 7
 Race: Homeless Golden Skeleton
 Magic Attributes: Darkness, Nothingness, Holy
 Magic: Shadow, Shadow Field, Shadow Bind, Holy Lore
 Skills:  Soul Eating
▹Special: Leadership
▹Advanced: Spear King Technique, Taijutsu A, Taijutsu B, Hardening
▹Intermediate: Swordsmanship, Spearmanship, Hammer Technique, Archery
▹Beginner: Self-Healing
Domination rate: 100% dominated by Shinichi Tanaka
Evolution: Conditions are not met
 <Evolution Conditions: Spear Emperor (Beginner), Slash Resistance (Beginner), Dictatorship (Beginner) >

It seems that 7 has finally evolved into a golden one. The strange thing is that, unlike humans, magical beasts can complete their evolution in an instant. Well, I don’t really understand if I think about it, so maybe it’s better to think of it that way. I nodded deeply in approval when I saw the figure of the three lich.

【Analysis Result: Demilich A: The evolution of a Homeless Lich. It is ten times more powerful than the standard Demilich. Rarity: S, Overall Ability: A】
【Status】
 Name: Demilich A
 Race: Homeless Demilich
Magic Attributes: Darkness, Fire, Nothingness
Magic: Shadow, Shadow Field, Shadow Bind, MindBreak, Flame Bomb, Flame Burst, Charm
Skills: Familiar Creation, Familiar Strengthening, Familiar Summoning, Soul Eating
▹Intermediate: Swordsmanship, Search, Hardening
▹Beginner: Spear King Technique, Fist King Technique, Attack Prediction
Domination rate: 100% dominated by Shinichi Tanaka
Evolution: Conditions are not met
 < Evolution Conditions: Spear King Technique(Special Grade), Fist King Technique(Special Grade), Attack Prediction (Special Grade) >

His black skeleton and red eyes remained the same, but his canines were long and sharp like those of a vampire, and his fingers and toes were like claws. In addition, two horns grew from his forehead, and a tail extended from the buttocks. It’s like the skeleton of a demon.

Equipped with power befitting their sinister appearance, the three of them fell to one knee to show their loyalty to me once again. At that moment, Sukejiro came to us. He shook his head when he saw the four of them.

“Hey, you just missed out on the evolution this time. You’re already golden so don’t be discouraged.”

“Katakata”

He seems to be feeling anxious as his subordinates completed their evolution. Well, all the legion commanders have become golden, so it is clear that his position is in jeopardy. It seems that it is not pleasant for him to lose the deputy general position to his subordinates.

That being said, I have no intention of removing Sukejiro from his position as Deputy General. He is a large skeleton and he boasts a strength that cannot be treated on the same level as the other golden ones. If there is one person who can compete with him, it is Suketarou.

After I had finished checking their evolution, I turned my attention to Erna.

“Air Cutter!”

“Flame Bomb!”

Feria and Erna’s magic collided and the wind blew around them. Speaking of a confrontation between the two of them, it sounded good, but it seemed that Feria was the only one who had growing hatred.

“I’ll clear up the humiliation from that time!”

“You are the one who started the fight you know! If you’re going to hold a grudge, hold a grudge against yourself!”

Wind and flame collided again. The two of them were unleashing magic while running.

“For a long time now, I just couldn’t forgive you! You are blessed with a better birth and environment than me yet you didn’t have a talent for magic! I should have been born into the Frederia family!”

“That’s irrelevant! There’s nothing I can do about where I am born to, and who decided that I don’t have any talent? You can’t just decide whether someone have talent or not!”

“That’s it! Those defiant eyes! No matter how much I bully you, you won’t acknowledge me! I can’t forgive you! Spear rain!”

“That’s a given! I can’t respect someone who bullied me! Rock Armor!”

Small spikes of water rained down directly above Erna. But before it hit her, the rock armor obscures her and it repels the spikes of water.

“Earth attribute!? It should have been only two attributes, fire and light!”

Erna escapes from her earthen armor and activates her magic, leaving Feria in shock. Then her outline faded and she disappeared.

“Camouflage!? Where did you go!?”

“Here!”

After appearing in front of Feria, Erna gave her an uppercut. If I had to name it, it would be Erna’s Heavenly Fist. Her fist hits Feria’s chin and she was hurled in the air.

“Not… Not yet…”

 Feria gets up unsteadily. Erna had a sad look on her face.

“Why are you so hung up on me? If you win, what good will Feria get from it?”

“That’s how the strong thinks you know. I want to win. It’s a shame to lose to a rival.”

“Rival?”

“I don’t think you know but, the Benesse family has long regarded the Frederia family as their rival. Since birth, I have been educated to win over the Duke’s family, and that the Benesse family will eventually take over. That’s why I can’t afford to lose to you.”

 A dense magical energy is released from Feria’s body. It stagnated around her body and converged on her wand at once.

“Original Magic, Storm Phoenix”

 A gigantic water ball appeared then it quickly changed its shape and became a large bird. The flapping of its wings creates a gust of wind that blows everything away. Erna remained motionless, staring at the spell.

“This is my highest magic! It’s the height of a master-level magic that you can’t reach! Come on, Phoenix! Defeat that stupid woman!”

The water phoenix soars high in the sky and flutters its wings towards Erna. The wind that swirled up fell on the target in the form of hundreds of blades.

“Cancer”

A thick wall that looks like solidified darkness appears from the ground without a sound, protecting Erna from the blades of the wind. Perhaps it was a mixture of dark magic and earth magic, but the wind dissipated without even scratching the walls.

In addition to that, Erna mutters as she refines her magic.

“Laser”

The beam of light emitted from the wand severed the phoenix in two, even burning Feria who is directly below it. Her skin is scorched and her beautiful hair are burned away causing a strange smell. Wrapped in a ball of fire, she writhes in agony on the ground as she let out a scream like scratching glass.

Erna extinguishes the fire with water magic and uses Aquarius Recovery towards Feria. In an instant, the burns disappeared and she returned to her original appearance.

“(Hiccup)… uwaaaaaa”

“I’m going to let it go this time, so don’t think about revenge anymore. It’s not all about the house. Feria should think for herself and live her own life.”

Erna spoke to Feria, who was crouching on the ground and crying. I guess she didn’t feel like killing Feria who is her classmate and is from the same village.

But that’s fine. If Erna thought of letting her go, it wasn’t my turn to interfere. Erna hugged Feria, who continued to cry.

“I-I’m sorry, (sniffle) I’m sorry! (sniffle) Actually, I am jealous of you! I wanted to be friends! But I can’t do that! I don’t know what to do!”

“That’s enough. I forgive you.”

Erna smiled brightly but Feria didn’t seem to be able to say anything. However, the expression on her face changed. I felt that it was as if something that possessed her had been destroyed. Their conflict has finally come to an end.

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Umareta Chokugo ni Suterareta kedo, Zensei ga Taikensha datta node Yoyuu de Ikitemasu

Chapter 18: It’s no good

“……No matter what you say, he’s definitely going to pass. By the way, his score is 100 points. He got all the questions right.”

Apparently, it was a perfect score. Well, it’s not surprising as it’s just a matter of common sense.

『……So, why are you usually like that? Is it because you got little common sense?』

(No, I have it, you know.)

『You’re on to talk!』

The boy, who failed the exam with 47 points, raised his voice,

“I-Impossible!!! So, you’re saying that I lose to this kid in a commonsense question!?”

Isn’t he embarrassed to say it himself?

Well, if I were a real baby, it would certainly be embarrassing. However, I have knowledge of my past life. Even if he loses to me, it’s not something to be so pessimistic about.

“.…Damn! Anyway, even if that kid passed the written exam, he won’t be able to do anything in the practical exam!”

“That’s not true, though?”

“Ahn? ~~~~uh!?”

It would have seemed to the boy that I had suddenly disappeared from sight. Unlike the guild leader, he couldn’t follow my movements with his eyes at all. I could easily take the back of his neck.

“I’m here.”

“Uh! Y-You… when did you do it!?”

The boy tried to shake me off, but it was too late. The boy ended up hitting himself on the head.

“Ouuuch!?”

“Hey, even a baby like me seems to be able to fight pretty well, right?”

 Sitting back on my desk, I asked the boy who is writhing in agony.

“W-W-What, t-this brat… yo-!?”

Perhaps he was scared of me, but in the end, he retreated with a frightened expression and walked out of the room as if to escape.

A total of 10 examinees who successfully passed the written exam proceeded to the next practical exam. The designated meeting point an hour later is just outside the city gate.

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“Okay. We’ll start the practical exam now. My name is Maricia. Listen kids. This time, I’m the B-rank adventurer who has been entrusted to be your proctor.”

She is a short-haired female adventurer with a sword at her waist.

“Let me tell you, the job of an adventurer is several times harder than you think. Of course, depending on your ability, it’s not a dream to make a lot of money and turn your life around. However, only a handful of geniuses can do that. Most adventurers are struggling to make ends meet. However, their lives are always at risk. You can’t do it with just a longing, right? Only those who are prepared to take this test, should take it. If not, just get a normal job. There are plenty of jobs in the world besides being an adventurer.”

It’s a sudden harsh word for those who are about to become adventurers. Some of the examinees’ cheeks stiffened in fear, but none of them really backed out.

“……Well, that’s fine. You are not really an adventurer yet so you guys can quit whenever you want to.”

“If only you hadn’t lost your life at the time.”, the examiner added softly.

“Uhm… I’m Lot. I’m a C-rank adventurer. I’m here to help you in this exam.”

“I’m Lana, and I’m also a C-rank adventurer.”

Apparently, these three active adventurers will supervise and judge this practical exam. By the way, the letters “B” and “C” refer to the rank of an adventurer. It’s a system that didn’t exist in my previous life. I was told by Fana and Ilia that it would always appear in the written exam. You can tell their experience and ability just by listening to their rank, so it’s probably not a bad system.

In the past, people used to judge someone’s ability based on their “Nth year of being an adventurer”. However, it didn’t necessarily correspond to his actual ability or strength. It was just a reference, and I think one could manipulate the figure to his advantage.

“Well, it looks like you’re all ready. Let’s get going……. well, I’d like to say that but,”

Examiner Maricia lowers her gaze to her chest for the first time.

“Hey, why have you been clinging to my chest for a while now?”

“Eh? Is it no good…?”

I asked as I hugged her chest and looked up at her with moist eyes.

“Ugh… No, you can’t look at me like that.… I’ve heard from the guild leader, but as long as you’re one of those taking the exam, even if you’re a baby, I can’t give special treatment, right?”

Mmm, it seems that her heart has wavered a little. However, it seems that my baby face, which is supposed to be filled with maternal love, doesn’t work.

 I had no choice but to jump off her chest.

“……It’s time to leave. The destination….. it’s the goblin den found in the northwest of the city. In other words, your goal is to annihilate the goblins. That’s what this practical exam is all about.”

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Umareta Chokugo ni Suterareta kedo, Zensei ga Taikensha datta node Yoyuu de Ikitemasu

Chapter 17: Want to become an adventurer with a child

I came to the exam hall. Well, the venue is in the Adventurer’s Guild building. There were about 20 boys and girls there. Like me, they must be an examinee as well. These are people who are about to become adventurers, and many of them seem to be relatively young. There were a few children who were only ten years old or so.

As expected, I’m the only baby, who is a little over two months old.

In the morning, there will be a written exam and the practical exam will be held in the afternoon. It also appears that only those who pass the written exam can proceed to take the practical exam in the afternoon.

According to what I heard from Fana and Ilia, the questions asked in the written exam are very simple general knowledge and common-sense questions that are necessary for adventurers. The passing score is 70 points.

The content of the questions does not change much every time, so the difficulty level is not high. ……However, it is said that the breakthrough rate is not very high, probably because many aspiring adventurers are weak-minded.

The content of the practical exam seems to vary depending on the time, but it seems that most of them will be a practical battle-style test, such as going out of the city to defeat monsters and completing actual requests.

The pass rate for both is only about 30 percent.

“Tsk! Who is it!? Who brought their child to the exam? Taking your child and be an adventurer, I guess you’ve been looking down on adventurers, aren’t you?”

When I was sitting down for the written exam, there was a boy who looked at me and said something like that. Apparently, he thought someone had brought their newborn child.

“It would be annoying if he starts crying during the exam. I don’t know whose kid it is, but at least let him out.”

 I corrected the misunderstanding.

“No, I’m going to take the exam too though?”

“……Huh?”

 The irritated boy’s eyes widened a lot.

“B-, B-, B-Baby… a baby that can taaaalk!!?”

“Yes.  As you can see, I can speak. Let’s do our best in the exam.”

“W-What the heck is this baby!?”

In the midst of the commotion in the hall, the examiner clapped his hands.

“Hush, it’s time to start the exam. ……Don’t worry about that baby. I can’t believe it either, but I heard that the guild leader himself has allowed him to take the exam.”

With a dazed look on their faces, the examinees took their seats. Questionnaires and answer sheets were distributed, and the written examination began.

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The one-hour written exam is over.

“Aaah, I’m so tired. This is the first time I’ve sat for so long…”

“How was it? Did you do well?”

“Frankly, I’m not confident. I’ve filled in only about half of it…”

For adventurers who prided themselves on their physical strength, sitting still for long periods of time seemed painful in itself. In addition, many people say that the result was not very good.

No, it was insanely easy though…..

Honestly, it was all common sense problems at the level of children. Naturally, common sense must have changed from the past to now, so I had been supplementing my knowledge by asking Fana a lot of questions over the past two days. That was enough to complete my answers.

“Alright. We’ll announce the results in half an hour, we’ll meet again when it’s time.”

Grading seems to end in 30 minutes. There’s only about 20 people at most. I’ll just wait here for about 30 minutes.

“Wow!, this baby can really speak!”

“So cute. Hey, let me hold you too!”

“Hey, what about your father or your mother?”

While being loved by the girls who took the exam, I waited for 30 minutes. The examiner then returned.

“Alright, from here on, I’m going to announce the results. Okay, first, Azel…… Failed.”

“S-Seriously?… This is the second time in a row that I have failed the written exam…”

“Next, Ileira….. Passed.”

“I did it!”

“And then, Emidel… Failed”

“Dammmmn!”

It seems that the name of the examinee is read aloud, and then whether they passed or failed is announced.

“Balzer… Failed.”

“Huuuh!? How come!? I thought I have filled everything!?”

The examiner was approached by the boy who had been annoyed with me before the exam.

“……Certainly, they were all filled, but the correct answer was less than half of them. Your score was only 47 points.”

“Yo-, 47 points…”

He received giggles and laughter from the other examinees.

“I’m going to proceed. Next. Reus…”

Oh, it’s my turn.

“Passed.”

 Okay, it looks like I’ve made it through safely.

“Oi Oi, that’s impossible, right!? Why did that kid passed but I failed!?”

 It was Balzer, the boy from earlier, who spoke up again.

Sigh. No matter how much you complain, you just haven’t reached the passing grade.

The examiner talked to him in little annoyed voice,

“……No matter what you say, he’s definitely going to pass. By the way, his score is 100 points. He got all the questions right.”

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Umareta Chokugo ni Suterareta kedo, Zensei ga Taikensha datta node Yoyuu de Ikitemasu

Chapter 16: Inside is a grown man though

Indeed, it may not be an amusing sight to see a baby camping alone in a park or square. Thus, I decided to indulge in the kindness of Fana.

Fufufu, this is also a baby’s privilege. If I were a grown man, I wouldn’t even be able to enter inside her room because she will be on guard.

『……Master is a grown man on the inside though.』

(Hey. Hey. What’s inside is not important, it’s the appearance that is important.)

Then, held in Fana’s chest, I was brought to a large building that was no less than the Adventurer’s Guild building mentioned earlier.

“We’re here.”

“Wow, it’s a pretty nice apartment.”

“Mmm. It’s a good place.”

It seems that she is renting a room in a high-end apartment complex. She must be making a lot of money.

“I don’t have to spend money on anything else. I just want a place to live. But a house is too big.”

Even so, her room is more than large enough for one person to live in. There is a living room, a kitchen, and three rooms. There are almost no things inside so it feels extra spacious.

“I go on a lot of adventures, so I just sleep here most of the time.”

 As she spoke, she placed me on a plush couch.

“Is your food, milk?”

“No, I’m okay with a normal ones.”

In the forest, I was already eating nuts and grilled meat. Since I have strengthened my stomach with magic, compared to most adults, I can already eat anything without being a picky eater.

“That saves me the trouble then.”

 Fana lightly touched her breasts and said a little apologetically.

“……I don’t have breast milk you see.”

Of course that’s a given. She hasn’t had children after all. Well, even if it doesn’t come out, let me suck it. Kufufu.

I don’t think she has read my thoughts, but while I was thinking so, Fana suddenly took off her clothes. No, it’s not strange at all. This is her house, and as she can see, I’m just a baby. There’s nothing wrong with her being naked.

 ……I can’t help but stare at it, but let me tell you, I’m not looking at it with lewd feelings. Mmm, she has nice, firm breasts.

“I’m going to take a bath, do you want to go with me?”

“I’m in!”

 Of course, my answer is immediate. I stripped off the clothes I was wearing—made from animal fur when I was in the woods—and instantly went in my birthday suit.

『…… Master?』

I felt that Lindwurm, who was supposed to have no eyes, was looking at me with squinted eyes. But I guess it was just my imagination. Besides, I’m just a baby so it’s not weird to take a bath with her.

“Hn. Let’s get in.”

Then, I was picked up by her, who is also completely naked. I poked and caressed it. Fufufu…… Well, bare breast is still the best. Since it’s not a big deal, let me bury my face in this enchanting gap. Kufufufu.

Even though I reincarnated, unfortunately, I couldn’t get my mom’s boobs. Well, Wolf Kaa-chan’s breasts are bare but… there were almost no boobs, just a few nipples.

『……Erojiji!』

 (No, you’re wrong there. Even with this, my libido is zero.)

Even that thing is still about the size of the tip of my little finger. I’m currently a baby after all. After that, we washed each other’s bodies and then I soaked in the bathtub while being held.

I super enjoyed a bath with a beautiful girl.

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For two days I was taken care of at Fana’s house. It seems that she has been taking a long holiday, but she will go on an adventure again from today.

“I’m going out for a period of time. I won’t be back for a while. Do you want to use this room in the meantime?”

“Eh? Is that okay?”

“Mmm. I don’t mind.”

It was quite a pleasant offer. In the form of a baby, even if I can earn money, it seems difficult to rent a house and I wonder if I will be able to get a lodging.

“This is the duplicate key.”

“Thank you oneechan.”

“You won’t lose it, right?”

“It’s okay, I’ll put it in here.”

 I stored the key I received in my subspace.

“……Where has it disappeared to just now?”

“It’s a subspace created by magic.”

For now, it also contains food obtained in the forest. At present, it’s still at the limit of my current magical power so it’s only about the size of a small mansion at most. But in my previous life, it should have had enough capacity to hold an entire city.

However, my appearance as a baby is definitely the strongest. It seems like she trusts me completely.

『Don’t you feel any guilt? 』

 (What is that? Is it delicious?)

Lalala. Let’s continue to make the most of this baby’s appearance in the future.

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Umareta Chokugo ni Suterareta kedo, Zensei ga Taikensha datta node Yoyuu de Ikitemasu

Chapter 15: I’m just a baby

“Haaaa? W-Wait a minute!? What’s with this baby!?”

The Guild Leader was surprised by Lindwurm, but when he noticed my presence, his eyes opened wide. Ilia, the receptionist, repeated her words, with a wry smile.

“So that’s how it is. Guild Leader, Miss Fana brought this baby to the reception just now.”

“Fana did?”

“She said she picked him up outside the city…”

“……I don’t really understand.”

I said hello again.

“Hello, I’m Reus. I want to be an adventurer.”

“To be honest, I haven’t been able to accept this situation at all yet. Furthermore, you are still at that age.”

“But, there’s no age limit for the exam, right?”

“Yeah, that’s right. So technically, it is possible for a baby to take it. However, even if you did, I don’t think you would be able to pass it. Even if you could speak and take a hundred steps, you still couldn’t walk properly. No, usually the order would be reversed, but…”

“It’s not like I can’t walk though. Here, look.”

I jump off Ilia’s boobs and land lightly. The next moment, I kicked the floor and I instantly moved to the ceiling.

“Eh?”

To Ilia, it must have looked like I disappeared, so she wandered her eyes around. On the other hand, albeit with a slight delay, the Guild Leader seemed to see my movements as his gaze followed me. Then I kicked the ceiling and moved to the wall behind the Guild Leader. Kicking that wall as well, I jumped onto the guild leader’s back.

The Guild Leader hurriedly looked back at me, but it was too late. Before he could turn around, I had already wrapped my legs around his neck and completed the shoulder ride.

“Wha-!?”

“See? I can move reasonably well, right? What do you think? Can I take the exam now?”

I asked as I pat the Guild Leader ’s bald head.

“I-Impossible… Even though I was caught off guard, I didn’t think that you would be able to get behind my back so easily. No, I couldn’t even catch it with my eyes in the first place. Even though I’m retired, I’m still a former A-rank adventurer…”

He muttered to his self and doesn’t answer my question at all.

Ilia was also perplexedly asks,

“Huh? Eh? When did you get to the Guild Leader?”

“Well, it wasn’t just that you can talk…. But you-, who the hell are you?”

“Huh? I’m just a baby.”

“You can’t be just baby!”

 It’s true though. The Guild Leader exhaled heavily,

“Well, the world of adventurers is a meritocracy. I can’t just turn away someone with that much power.”

“Then, can I take the exam?”

“Yes, I’ll tell the examiners beforehand. ……They’d be surprised if someone like you suddenly appeared you see.”

It looks like I can now take the exam. Ilia then gave me the schedule.

“Well, for the time being, the most recent exam date is the day after tomorrow, but…”

“Then please do that oneechan.”

“I-, I understand…”

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-Dorje’s POV-

Ilia, the receptionist, leaves the room with the baby in her arms. The moment the door closed, as if the thread of tension that had been holding me tight had been broken, I involuntarily fell to my knees on the spot. Sweat dripped from my forehead and it wet the floor.

“…… A ridiculous monster has appeared.”

That staff was terrifying, but it was definitely the baby who was truly dangerous. Instead of being taken behind, he tightly attached to my neck. If he had wanted to, I would have been killed.

 I’m a former A-rank adventure but I’m almost killed by a two-month-old baby!

 It is so ridiculous.

“And if my hunch is right.…. He is not serious yet…”

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“Are you done?”

“Ah-, Fana-oneechan. Yes, it looks like I will be able to take the exam safely.”

When I returned to the reception desk with Ilia holding me in her arms, Fana was still there. Maybe she felt anxious and waited for me.

“I see. Good luck.”

“Yes, thank you.”

“When is the exam?”

“The day after tomorrow.”

“What are you going to do until then?”

“Hmm, maybe camp in the wild? I don’t have any money you see.”

Naturally, since I have been living in the forest, I am currently penniless. I couldn’t afford to stay at an inn.

“W-Wait! That’s no good right? If you camp in the wild, with your appearance like that, you’ll look like a completely abandoned baby!”

Ilia, who had been listening to our conversation, exclaimed outrageously. But, in the first place, it’s true that I have been abandoned though.

Then, Fana said,

“In that case, would you like to stay in my room?”

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Umareta Chokugo ni Suterareta kedo, Zensei ga Taikensha datta node Yoyuu de Ikitemasu

Chapter 14: What is this tremor?

-Dorje’s POV-

My name is Dorje. I am the guild leader of the Adventurer’s Guild here in Volante City.

“Oh-Ouch. U-uuh, just what the hell is this…?”

I groaned involuntarily to myself. This is because I, who is a former A-rank adventurer and has been through a fair amount of trouble during my active career, can’t stop the shaking of my whole body and this started a while ago.

This feeling once took over when the party I am with challenged the Great Mountain Range in the demon territory. It felt exactly like that time when I passed near the nest of an ancient dragon that made the area its territory. The fear of that time comes back to me and sweat gushes out of my whole body.

But the problem is, I am now inside the city. It was impossible for an ancient dragon to appear in such a place.

“Then, what is this tremor about…?”

Step. Step. Step. Step

My teeth chattered as I heard someone’s footsteps getting closer. It seems that it is approaching this room. And for some reason, as if in proportion to that sound, the trembling of my body increases more and more. Eventually, the footsteps stopped in front of my room. I’m profusely sweating now.

Knock. Knock.

“Hiii!”

“Excuse me, Guild Leader.”

 After knocking, the door opened and a familiar face walked in.

“Eh? I-Ilia…?”

“Guild Leader? What happened to you? You are sweating a lot you know. But, well…”

It was Ilia, the receptionist who worked at our guild. She has a good reputation among adventurers and other staff members. She is an excellent receptionist.

 ……It can’t be her.

There are probably other reasons for my fear. In that case, it should be the suckling child she is carrying……

No, it can’t be. I don’t think it’s him either.

“Uhm, it’s about this baby…. Actually, he wants to be an adventurer so he would like to take the exam. According to the rules, there should be no age limit for the exam, but I came here to confirm if that’s alright just in case.”

I felt like she was saying something I couldn’t understand, but that wasn’t the problem I need to check right now.

I concentrated all my attention to find out the reason for this fear. Then, in the space just behind her, I sensed something strange. It seems that it erased its presence, but I can tell. There is a tremendous monster right there that rivals an ancient dragon….

Gulp!

“Guild Leader, are you listening?”

“Ah-, perhaps, have you noticed my staff? Guild Leader-ojichan is quite sharp huh. I was hiding it for the time being you see.”

“Staff…?”

The next moment, a beautiful staff of white and silver color appeared soundlessly from the void. It floats in the air as it is.

It’s true that when I’m in front of this powerful weapon, it feel like I am facing a terrifying monster. However, this was the first time I had encountered such a formidable weapon that is comparable to that of an ancient dragon.

“Eh? What is this beautiful staff…? And it’s floating…”

“It’s mine, oneechan.”

“It’s your staff…?”

 I never thought that this staff would be the property of such a baby…………

Huh?

That’s when I finally realized it.

The one talking normally to me from a while ago… is this baby?

“Haaaa? W-Wait a minute!? What’s with this baby!?”

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Held by Ilia, the receptionist, I came to the office of the Guild Leader of this Adventurer’s Guild. I could walk normally, but maybe she thought it was unbearable to let a baby walk by himself, so she picked me up.

 ……Mmm, this girl also has pretty good boobs.

『……Master. Isn’t that why you’re sticking to the form of a baby? 』

(Huh? What are you talking about?)

『……』

“Excuse me, Guild Leader.”

Ilia knocked and went inside. There, I saw a large bald man. He looked to be about sixty years old, but he had a well-trained body that you could see through his clothes. But for some reason, he was sweating like a waterfall and he is staring diagonally behind me with frightened eyes.

Even if Ilia calls out, he didn’t respond.

“Ah-, perhaps, have you noticed my staff?”

『Master, there is no doubt about it, I am sure that he is looking at me.』

“Guild Leader-ojichan is quite sharp huh. I was hiding it for the time being you see.”

Well, right now, I still don’t have enough magic so I can’t apply that much advanced concealment magic. Anyone with skill can see Lindwurm. Judging by his physique, he must be an adventurer who has risen to rank of a Guild Leader.

Also, his current senses are quite sharp…. He seems to have gained a certain amount of experience during his active career.

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Homeless Tensei: Isekai De Jiyuu Sugiru Majutsu Jisoku Seikatsu

Chapter 105: Operation to Annihilate Homeless 5

With Coby in the lead, the kingdom’s army continued to advance through the twenty-seventh floor. The long and arduous journey through the dungeon wears down the minds of those who have been forged. The enclosed space further exacerbated mental fatigue, and even Arvish was slowly starting to show signs of fatigue.

“Oh, you look tired. We are almost at the twenty-eighth floor.”

“Don’t say anything unnecessary. Anyway, why don’t I find any enemy on this floor?”

Arvish asks Coby, who is ahead. Strangely, they did not see any magical beast in the twenty-seventh floor where they are located. Everyone was anxious because of such unnatural scene in the dungeon.

“Don’t worry about it. Well, I don’t know why but there are no more magical beasts on the twenty-sixth and twenty-seventh floor. There used to be skeletons and lich wandering around here before.”

“Then, does it have something to do with Homeless?”

“Who knows? I don’t have a clue about that.”

 Coby laughs as he walks down the road. Feria called out to Arvish.

“Doesn’t that man’s mouth gets lighter every time we go downstairs?”

“It’s probably just your imagination. I think Coby was like that originally.”

“…………”

Feria fell silent and stared at Coby’s back. He is a person whose identity has not been revealed except that he is an adventurer who once reached the thirtieth level. Why did she decide to hire such a man? There is only one reason. Because there was no one else there. Feria went to the guild and asked many adventurers to guide her, but they all refused. That’s when Coby appeared.

“Now that I think about it, I think the timing was too good… Earlier on, I never thought that someone could be behind the scenes…”

Shinichi Tanaka’s face popped into her mind, but she immediately stopped her thoughts. Countering her own self, she judged that it was impossible. No matter how much of a hero he is in the front lines, it is impossible for him to control the adventurers behind the scenes. Even more so, it would be suicidal to try to lure those who are trying to kill you into your stronghold. That is what Feria came into conclusion.

“Look! It’s the stairs! I’m almost done with my work!”

“What do you mean by that?”

“It is as I said. Well, once you get to the thirtieth floor, I’ll be relieved of my role, isn’t that right?”

“…..That’s right.”

Feria furrows her brows even more. She had this sense of doubt that she can’t shake off. Still, she decided to reconsider that such hesitation was due to exhaustion.

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The kingdom’s army reached the twenty-eighth floor. The floor is filled with darkness, and the soldiers could only illuminate their surroundings with torches.

“This floor is quite spacious. I can see that it as a great place for Homeless party to hide.”

“I think so too. I think it would be better to get the soldiers ready for battle.”

“Yeah. Considering the possibility of being ambushed, it would be better to be prepared here.”

Arvish forces the soldiers to form a formation. Far behind them are Arvish and Feria. Next to the two of them are Professor Jill and his four artificial lich.

“Move forward!”

When he gave the order, the less than 5,000 men trampled the ground and moved forward. On the horizon, countless red lights twinkled like stars. They all rushed straight ahead without knowing what it is.

After about 30 minutes of walking, Coby suddenly spoke up,

“Oh my~, Thank you for your hard work! This is it for my guide!”

“Oi! What the hell are you talking about?”

“If you don’t leave soon, you’ll get caught! The sooner you give up, the better.  See you then!”

Coby speaks quickly to the bewildered Arvish, he then runs towards the red light just a stone’s throw away. When the soldiers shined their torches to the direction Coby was headed, a young Shinichi Tanaka was handing Coby a small leather bag.

“Thank you for your hard work to get them here. Please thank the lord for me.”

“Hehe, of course. Well then, this is it for me.”

This time, Coby disappears into the darkness. Arvish ran past the soldiers and rushed to Shinichi.

“Are you fucking kidding me!? He was hired by you!?”

“No. That person was ordered by the lord. His task was to make sure you all get here. What I handed him was my thanks for his hard work.”

“That city lord!? You guys got me! But-, why are you in the form of a child!?”

“This is due to some circumstances. It has nothing to do with you.”

Arvish repeatedly stomps on the ground in anger. Who knew that he, a hero, had been rolled in the palm of Shinichi’s hand. It was an unforgivable fact for him, who was so prideful.

“It wasn’t just about guiding you here. I also know about everything you guys said and did. Ever since you were at Mana’s inn you see.”

“Whaaat? How!? I didn’t expect that there is a traitor in my midst!!!”

“Wrong.”

A young girl appeared out of thin air right next to Shinichi. She was dressed in black, and her eyes were half-closed, looking sleepy.

“I’m tired, can I go home now?”

“Mmm, you might as well get some sleep at Moore’s mansion.”

“Fly”

Liz blindly flies off somewhere. Arvish was stunned by the situation.

“I see… She was using her stealth skill to find out what we were doing. But how did she report to you?”

“Do you know the skill, telepathy? Those who possess such skill can talk to whoever they want. We don’t know the effective range of it yet, but it has been confirmed that we could communicate at least up to Mana.”

“Telepathy huh….”

Arvish was stunned. The telepathy skill is one of the top rare skills. Its convenience is immeasurable. Additionaly, it is said that the holder will be greeted with various favorable treatment that he or she could even be attached to the royal family unconditionally. Arvish couldn’t imagine that Shinichi would have such a person in his hands.

“Well, I’m not a demon either. If you guys admit defeat, I will not take your lives.”

Arvish could feel the blood rushing to his head hearing Shinichi’s words. It is you who should admit defeat! You are the one who will rub your head against the floor and pleads for help with tears in your eyes.  Arvish thought to himself.

Arvish then smoothly draws his sword and points the tip at Shinichi.

“Hahahaha! It’s funny how you try to face us alone! What happened to your comrades!? Oh-, I know. They all got scared of me and run away!”

“Wrong, they are here. Erna.”

Shinichi snapped his fingers, and five balls of light were launched from behind him. After the sphere of light stagnated above their heads, it emitted a dazzling light.

“Wa-, What the heck is this!”

The ground illuminated by such light was filled with something black. There is a red light in their eyes, and all of them are silently staring at the kingdom’s army. There are 100,000 of them. Black skeletons surrounded the kingdom’s army.

As if they can’t believe what they saw, Arvish and Feria rubbed their eyes over and over again to make sure that what they are seeing is real.

“This is my skeleton army. The reason I lured you guys here is simple. I needed the darkness of this floor to ensure that I surround all of you properly. If it’s bright, you’ll be able to escape quickly you see.”

“Skeleton army… Do you mean to say that all of them are under your control?”

“Correct. So, now do you want to admit defeat?”

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I encouraged the man in front of me to surrender. With such a large difference in strength, ordinary people would admit defeat without even fighting.

However, the man in front of me remained in a combat posture. Considering his personality, it’s not hard to imagine that this would be the case. Including Arvish, there are still a number of unknown enemies. We can’t let our guard down.

“Kukuku… Hahahaha!”

“What’s funny?”

Arvish suddenly bursts out laughing. Not only me, but even the soldiers of the kingdom’s army doubted his sanity.

“I can’t help but laugh at this farce! No matter how many of them you gather, they are just skeletons! Soldiers! Show him how capable the kingdom’s army is!”

The soldiers obeyed the order and ran furiously. When I concluded that persuasion is impossible, I turned my gaze to Suketarou.

“Katakata”

On Suketarou’s orders, the skeleton army begins its advance. Soldiers and magical beasts collided with each other, and metallic sounds and screams echoed on the floor. It was a sweeping battle from the start. The kingdom’s army resists in vain and the entire area is filled with black.

“Don’t back down! Advance!”

“It’s impossible! These guys aren’t just skeletons!”

“I know that! If you don’t want to die, fight!”

The circle of the kingdom’s army gradually shrinks and is crushed by a huge number of skeletons. In the center, Arvish, Feria, and Professor Jill were swearing at the soldiers with pale faces, telling them to do something about it.

They are like an insect surrounded by ants. If they had feathers, they would be able to escape, but unfortunately, they don’t have such things. In less than ten minutes, they were swallowed up by a large army.

“Hmm, was it unfounded fear?”

“It wasn’t as good as I thought it would be.”

Freya comments as we, Pero and Erna included, watch the battle situation. Besides us, Suketarou and Sukejiro were also waiting.

“Ooooooowooohhh”

A voice echoed out. At that moment, the skeletons are blown away and they fly in the air. The culprit was Arvish, who was clad in red aura. More explosions swept through the ground, obliterating my familiars.

“Good job Ignis. Kick those small fries out.”

“Katakata”

The lich named Ignis, raised his right hand and unleashed a series of huge fireballs that appeared to be the same as flame bursts. There was a flash of red light, followed immediately by a series of explosions. Not only that, the other three lich also use powerful magic to wipe out my familiars.

“Soldiers are just decorations. I’m the one who will defeat you!”

“I was a little surprised, but they are just skeletons after all. In front of my magic, they are just junk.”

With red aura around him, in a single slash, Arvish sliced several familiars in two. Holding up her wand, Feria created a tornado that sent the skeletons flying into the air. Suddenly, a large hole was formed in the encirclement of skeletons, then a stage was created for the three people. I was looking at the scene with admiration. They must be a force to be reckoned with when it comes to getting out of that situation.

“Suketarou”

“Katakata”

 By order of the general, the skeleton army suspended the offensive.

“What’s the matter? Bring it on! I’ll show you the power of a hero!”

The excited hero provokes my familiars with a hoarse voice. His body was covered with numerous cuts, and he was taking short breaths repeatedly. Physically, he still seems to be able to afford it, but his mental fatigue seems to have peaked. With this, even if it isn’t me, they can deal with him.

Before I could speak, Suketarou moved.

“Katakata”

“A golden skeleton? Get Shinichi Tanaka out! You are no match for me.”

Arvish’s eyes are fixed on me. However, Suketarou stepped in between us to block his line of sight.

I speak admonishingly to the hero,

“If you can defeat that skeleton, then you can fight me.”

“Are you telling me that I’m no match for you? Don’t look down on me you bastard!”

When his body blurred, the sand under his feet rises. Seeing that movement, Suketarou instantly drew his sword and parried Arvish’s slash.

“Can you see my superhuman movements!?”

“Katakata”

“Kuu! It can’t be helped then! I’ll deal with this guy first!”

Two swords strike against each other, and sparks fly between them alongside with a high-pitched sound. Each time, the air vibrated and the sand under their feet lifted up. The ball of light floating in the air illuminated them like a spotlight, making them look as if they were dancing.

“Explosive Sword Dance!”

As soon as Arvish slashed his sword, an explosion of flames occurs. However, Suketarou didn’t avoid the flames. On the contrary, he calmly pushed Arvish’s sword back. It’s like his move is not working at all. Arvish jumped backwards to check Suketarou. He confirmed that he was unharmed.

“Its defense power is better than that silver skeleton! Damn it!”

“Katakata”

Suketarou moved his jaw as if chuckling. His red eyes glowed faintly, he is checking the hero’s real ability.

This is translated by Yume Neiji. Kindly read at yumeineijiworks.wordpress.com.


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Umareta Chokugo ni Suterareta kedo, Zensei ga Taikensha datta node Yoyuu de Ikitemasu

Chapter 13: What’s with this baby?

“Thank you, oneechan.”

“You’re welcome. But…. what should I do now?”

Perhaps she thought that she couldn’t leave a baby alone, the girl furrowed her eyebrows a little worriedly.

“Perhaps, is Fana-oneechan an adventurer?”

“Hmm. That’s right.”

“Then, I wonder if you are going to the Adventurer’s Guild now?”

“I’m going. You are quite perceptive.”

“Well, I want to be an adventurer.”

“I see. Good luck.”

“Mmm. That’s also why I want you to take me to the Adventurer’s Guild.”

“Do you want to visit?”

“No. I’m going to register as an adventurer.”

“………… At that age?”

Anyway, I ended up being taken to the Adventurer’s Guild. What came into view is a fairly sturdy three-story building. Once inside, the smell of sweat and alcohol hits my nose. There seemed to be a tavern attached to it, and the adventurers who had finished their work were already having a drink there. The lobby of the guild was quite noisy, but their gaze gradually gathered on us.

“Look, it’s Miss Fana.”

“She’s as beautiful as ever… I want to get close to her.”

“Haha, you’ll just get a kick and that’s the end of it.”

“I didn’t hear any rumors about her with a man though.”

“She’s been doing it solo for a long time now. I guess she is not interested in people, let alone men in the first place.”

“That’s possible. Hn? Isn’t she holding something?”

“That’s… a b-baby!?”

“D-Don’t tell me… she has a child!?”

Apparently, Fana-oneechan is well-known among adventurers. She’s certainly beautiful, and it’s not surprising that there are many men who want to get close to her. Thanks to that, we attracted attention.

But Fana-oneechan looked unconcerned and she just carried me all the way to the reception desk.

“Ilia”

“Oh, Fana-san, how can I help you today?”

The person who responded was another beautiful receptionist. Her name is Ilia huh.

“It’s not me, it’s this child.”

 Saying that, Fana-oneechan put me on top of the counter.

“Oh my, what a cute baby.”

 The receptionist’s face beams at me.

“He is so cute. Yosh, Yoosssh.”

It appears that she likes children, she strokes my head and she baby talks at me.

“Right. What’s the matter with this child?”

“I picked him up outside the city.”

“…… Did you pick him up?”

“Yes, he just suddenly talked to me.”

“He talked to you….? Ah-, his mother asked Fana-san to raise him because she couldn’t raise him on her own…”

“No. This kid talked to me.”

“……Ah?”

“He wants to be an adventurer he says.”

“Uhm… I don’t really get what you’re saying…”

 She seemed confused, so I opened my mouth to explain myself.

“Receptionist onee-chan, I want to be an adventurer, can I register?”

“Fufufu, I’m sorry my dear. You have to wait until you are a little older… Eh? W-Wait…, t-the baby just… he just talked!!!?”

The receptionist was so shocked that she almost fell out of her chair.

“H-Hey, w-w-what’s going on….!?”

“As you can see, this child is a gutsy one.”

“You-, this outrageous matter…. you just said, he’s gutsy…?”

I asked the receptionist, who looked perplexed.

“There is no age limit for adventurer registration, right?”

“C-Certainly. Anyone can take the exam, but….… Even if you did, I don’t think you could pass…”

“Exam? Is there an exam to become an adventurer now?”

“What do you mean now…?”

When I asked for details, it appears that to become an adventurer, one needs to pass two exams: practical and a written one. In my previous life, all I had to do was go to the reception desk and become an adventurer.

“Is there an age limit for the exam?”

“Well, there’s no limit, but it’s too unheard of for a baby to take it… Can I check with the Guild Leader for a moment? No, if you don’t mind, will you come with me? If I just talk about it, he’ll never believe it you see.”

“Alright. Then please take me to the Guild Leader.”

 I said so and then I jump off the counter.

“Ah! It’s dangerous—”

“It’s okay.”

“……”

 When I landed firmly, the receptionist muttered,

“Really, what’s with this baby…?”

This is translated by Yume Neiji. Kindly read at yumeineijiworks.wordpress.com.


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