Datsusara Souryo no Danjon Sousou Haishin

Chapter 11

S-Rank Explorer Satsuki Amane Live Thread — Part 72

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Why is Satsuki heading to such a lame dungeon?

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Don’t tell me you don’t know the Guild HQ just issued an emergency quest.

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Quest: Investigation Request [Emergency] ★5~

Client: Explorer’s Guild Headquarters

Location: West Tokyo — 4th Beginner Dungeon

Overview:

An abnormally high concentration of magical energy far exceeding the standard threshold has been detected within the target dungeon.

To determine the cause, explorers are requested to submit an investigation report summarizing the internal conditions of the dungeon, along with recorded footage.

Reward:

Lapis Jewel — awarded to one explorer who significantly contributes to identifying the cause.

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If it’s ★5, that means it’s limited to S-rank explorers and above, right?

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If you’re going solo, it has to be S-rank or higher. Not sure how it works if it’s a party, though.

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Since the request is coming from Guild Headquarters, apparently explorers with a bad reputation don’t even get the offer.

No idea what the exact criteria are, though.

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Isn’t the West Tokyo 4th Beginner Dungeon meant for newbies?

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Its deepest point is Floor 10 underground.

Mostly just weak mobs spawns there.

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It’s basically one long straight path—nothing interesting about it at all. The only viewers who watch streams there are weirdos who enjoy seeing beginners panic and stumble around.

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Yeah, it’s basically a tutorial dungeon.

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So it’s just an investigation quest, huh?

Kinda boring.

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Have there ever been cases where a beginner dungeon showed abnormal activity like this?

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Never heard of one.

69

Someone go look it up for us.

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Oh—Satsuki-chan just entered the dungeon.

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She’s in a huge hurry, lol.

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Well, obviously she is.

It’s not written in the description, but apparently emergency quest rewards are basically first-come, first-served.

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That reward is insanely good, though. Seriously.

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Isn’t the Lapis Jewel a rare drop from Divine-Domain-class dungeons?

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That’s ridiculously generous for a ★5 quest reward.

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But if you look closely, there’s a “~” next to the ★5, lol.

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Maybe it means ★5 or higher?

I mean, the cause is unknown, so the real danger level is anyone’s guess.

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I hope Satsuki-chan will be okay…

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>> @69

I checked it out.

Here: https://danjon.net/test/read.cgi/npick/2154852/

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So there’s only been one case, five years ago.

And the cause turned out to be a malfunctioning detector.

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It’s the same location as before.

West Tokyo 4th Beginner Dungeon.

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That’s… ominous.

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Stuff like that probably happens all the time without the public hearing about it.

Nothing to worry about.

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Still, it’s pretty suspicious that Guild Headquarters issued an emergency quest rated ★5 or higher.

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True.

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Maybe there’s actually another reason behind it.

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Lol, Satsuki just picked up some old guy.

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Beginner, maybe?

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Black robe, wooden staff… looks like guild-issued gear, so definitely a beginner.

And he’s a cleric, too.

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He’s not in a party?

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A healer going solo? Now that’s ridiculous.

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Didn’t he get the guild briefing?

Is the guy trying to get himself killed?

93

Satsuki really is kind.

Helping heal some random old man she just met.

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How many viewers does Satsuki have right now?

I’m not watching the stream live.

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>> @ 94 Almost 10,000.

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The comment section is absolute chaos, lol.

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Who even is that old guy?

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Wait… what?

Did an orc appear in the first room?

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Huh?

No way that’s possible.

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Bones are flying everywhere, lol.

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Did the old guy defeat it?

No way.

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I watched the footage.

He one-shot it. It was an instant kill.

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Apparently the skill is called “Cremation.”

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Cremation, lol.

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Did that thing just burn?

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More like it evaporated.

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Yeah, more like it got incinerated out of existence.

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What insane firepower.

Actually… not even sure if “firepower” is the right word.

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Wait.

Isn’t that old guy supposed to be a cleric??

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I’ve never heard of a skill called Cremation.

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More importantly, a beginner cleric instantly killing an orc is impossible.

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Hey, investigation squad. Time for you guys to get to work.

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Magical power??

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Funeral Power huh

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Apparently it’s not magical power, but funeral power.

He originally had magic power, but it disappeared when he leveled up.

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That old guy sounds completely insane in more ways than one.

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Ajiri Daishi.

He’s a brand-new newbie who just registered today.

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No wonder no one’s heard of him.

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It’s not even a unique class or anything.

Definitely a bug.

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Honestly, I hope the bug stays.

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This is getting really interesting.

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I just subscribed to his channel.

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I’m going to follow this in real time.

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Monster House, lol!!

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Wait—seriously?

A Monster House in a beginner dungeon?

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And right at the very start, too.

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Looks like even Satsuki got startled.

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Her scream was adorable, lol.

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There are at least fifty monsters in there.

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Satsuki should be able handle it easily though.

Just slimes, goblins, skeletons…

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Yeah, looks like a bunch of weak monsters thrown together.

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No orcs in there.

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She rushed in so fast she ended up almost in the middle of the room.

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Ah—

the entrance just got blocked.

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She’s surrounded…

Is she really going to be okay?

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Yeah, she’s totally fine.

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Hey, wait—lol.

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Ah.

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The old man has arrived, lol.

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Idiot! LOL

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Why the heck did he follow her in?!

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The old guy’s in trouble immediately.

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Tch. Why’d you save him, Satsuki?

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Yeah, fighting while protecting that old man would be a pain.

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Even if Cremation is insane, there’s no way a beginner can handle this many monsters.

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He almost got taken out right away, too.

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Oh—

new skill.

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Huh?

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Mr. Skeleton looks like he’s about to cry, lol.

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Whaaaaaat?!

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He passed on wrapped in kindness, lol.

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All the undead monsters got wiped out.

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Holy crap, lol.

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Where the heck did a Goblin King come from?!

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Wait, what?

A Goblin King showed up too?

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>> @155

Yeah, Satsuki is facing it right now.

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Looks like the old guy has to fight on his own now.

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There are still about thirty monsters left.

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Simultaneous attack.

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The monsters are pissed.

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He did it again, LOL!

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Cremation is insane.

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It’s basically a Bone Festival now.

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Even the Goblin King is staggering.

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Did they get it?

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Nice one, Satsuki!

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For a second I thought Satsuki got burned too.

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Complete victory.

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Seriously, who the hell is this old man?

This is way too weird.

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He basically suppressed the Monster House almost by himself.

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Shouldn’t someone report this to Guild Headquarters?

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Huh? Satsuki’s taking the old man with her?

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When she makes that little devil face, she’s definitely plotting something.

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She may not look it, but Satsuki is pretty greedy.

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She’s totally planning to snatch him up.

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But can she even catch him?

This cleric is way too cheat-level.

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Anyways, this is insanely entertaining, so I’m going back to watch the stream!

This is translated by Yume Neiji. Kindly read at yumeineijiworks.wordpress.com.


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