Datsusara Souryo no Danjon Sousou Haishin

Chapter 5

“Are you two acquainted?”

They had just addressed each other by name, so I asked what seemed obvious.

“Eh? Nope. First time meeting her.”

“Only knew her by reputation.”

“…That’s misleading.”

So they didn’t even know each other, yet their first exchange was that level of hostility?

Meanwhile, the comment section exploded again:

> Both are famous, so yeah
> Even if they’ve never met, they’re rivals
> Are they roughly equal in strength?
> Different job types so it is hard to compare
> Looks like the armor curse is gone
> Someone explain the Abyss-Class situation please
> Does she remember being the Nether Knight?
> Old man, it’s Q&A time
> Does she have a boyfriend?
> Hobbies?
> Ask what’s her type in men?

“…Hey.”

I exhaled slightly and glanced at the floating chat.

This is absolutely not the time for that. The comment section, now emboldened by the chaos, continued to throw out completely irrelevant questions one after another. Just because someone looks good, they really start asking anything, huh…

No, well—some of them are actually important. Like that one.

Does she remember anything from when she was the Nether Realm Knight?

That was something I was genuinely curious about too.

Mina-chan stepped forward, her expression tightening.

“Kasugabe Shion-san. Do you remember attacking my home, tying up my brothers, taking them hostage, and forcibly bringing me here?”

“…Sorry. I don’t remember any of that at all.”

Shion-san answered flatly, without even a hint of guilt. Mina-chan’s voice sharpened as she pressed her further, clearly irritated.

She had just asked the question I wanted answered—and got a frustrating reply in return. Shion-san, on the other hand, didn’t seem particularly bothered. That attitude… honestly, it’s kind of irritating.

“Maybe it is the armor’s fault, but don’t you think you could at least apologize a bit properly…?”

“My objective is to become the strongest warrior. Even if I lose myself and become a demon that commits atrocities, if that’s the price required to reach that goal, then I have no regrets.”

“…She’s more hardcore than I expected.”

That level of conviction is abnormal. She doesn’t seem to regret becoming the Nether Realm Knight at all.

“Just like the rumors say… a pure muscle-brain. You could at least consider how much trouble you cause others.”

“To be the strongest requires no consideration. Power solves everything.”

I don’t fully understand what she’s trying to say, but one thing is clear—

She’s extremely stubborn. And honestly… it wouldn’t be surprising if she had known full well what the armor would do, and still chose to wear it anyway.

Where she got it from, I have no idea.

The chat kept flowing as usual, somehow turning a serious situation into complete nonsense.

> Shion-chan’s past is pretty tragic
> I get why she’s obsessed with strength
> If something like that happened to me too…
> She probably hates the world
> If you’re weak, you can’t protect anything
> Only the old man can heal Shion
> No, I can heal her
> I said I can
> That body is mine
> Dark-skinned beauties hit different
> Wait, is she still naked lol
> She’s basically live-streamed to the world lol

…Right.

Now that I think about it, Shion-san was still completely unclothed. The camera seemed to be focusing on the other side of the field, so the viewers apparently had a full, unrestricted view.

“Hey. Switch places,” I muttered internally at the audience.

Ahem, just kidding.

But still, this isn’t the time for that kind of chaos.

“Inventory Box!”

Bom!

Whoa! It’s out!

I mean, this is the second time so I shouldn’t be getting surprised every time anymore.

Still keeping Shion-san in mind, I focused on what I wanted—female clothing, something simple and usable. Using the same feeling as when I pull out my gear, I reached into the box and tried to retrieve the items.

“Here goes!”

Oh! There’s something in here!

Nice texture!

The no good loli goddess has made quite the preparations!

“Here—!”

I reached straight into the black void of the Item Box and pulled it out with momentum.

What came out into my hands was—

Women’s underwear. A bra and panties set… lace fabric, with huge strawberries printed all over it.

“….”

But the size was clearly too small. There was no way Shion-san could wear this. This was probably… the loli goddess’s personal underwear.

Why the hell is something like this even inside the Item Box?

Did that dungeon goddess seriously mistake it for a laundry basket or something…?

No, no—focus. I shoved it back in immediately.

Reset. Next. Next.

At this point, anything that can cover a body is fine.

“Here we go! Here we go!”

I reached back into the void again and pulled something out with force. This time, what came out was a long strip of white cloth. A single bolt of fabric. It looked like the same material as that of the loli goddess’ robe, but long enough that—if wrapped around properly like a sash—it could probably pass as clothing.

Yeah, this should work.

I grabbed it and headed over.

“Hey—Mina-chan! Shion-san!”

“Honestly! Daishi-san, I told you to sit still… wait, where did you even get that from?”

Mina-chan looked at me suspiciously as I approached.

“From the Item Box!”

“Eh? EHHH!? Daishi-san, you can use an Item Box skill!?”

Her reaction was way louder than I expected. Mina-chan looked genuinely shocked.

Is this skill really that amazing?

Well, I’ll leave the explanation for later…

“Shion!”

“Hmm?”

“It’s cold here, right? You’ll catch a cold. Here, put this on.”

Saying that, I pulled a bolt of white cloth from my item box and offered it to Shion.

“What are you?”

“Huh? Ah, I’m Daishi Ajiri. The one who destroyed your demonic equipment.”

“What—!? What did you say!!”

So she doesn’t remember that part either.

Honestly, did she think it was Mina-chan who took her down or something?

“W-What… You’re telling me my strongest equipment was destroyed by this weak-looking old man…?”

“Hey, do you want this or not? I’m giving it to you.”

I was getting a bit irritated at being treated like some background character, so my tone came out sharper than intended.

Maybe I should just stop offering it.

“…Kisaragi Mina.”

“It’s true. This person is the one who freed you from the curse of your demonic equipment.”

“I see…”

Don’t “I see” me like that. Well, I guess I can’t blame her—being suddenly told something like that by a suspicious old guy in a black robe would lower anyone’s trust.

If Mina-chan says it, though, it carries more weight.

So, what now? Are you taking the equipment or not?

“…I suppose I’ll graciously accept it.”

“Why are you acting so high and mighty… whatever.”

Honestly, I was getting tired of where to even look, so I was just relieved she took it. Her expression even seemed a little softer now. I wasn’t thrilled with her attitude, but that finally settled the matter.

Hm? Oh?!

Something like nostalgic floating text suddenly appeared in my vision.

I immediately understood what it meant. So that cursed armor was finally processed—this should be good news. There was a bit of a delay, but let’s just say the system was being considerate!

My excitement surged at the long-awaited development!

Alright, status screen!

Show me an explosive rise in my numbers!

《 Daishi leveled up. 》

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Chapter 4

“Full Buff!”

As I faced the Nether Realm Knight, Mina-chan shouted it like some kind of overpowered household slogan—something like “all-electric upgrade!”

Bwoooom.

With a deep resonant sound, I could feel my own power being forcibly elevated, like every limit I had was being pushed upward.

Her earlier anxiety was gone. Her brothers were safe now—or at least in sight. She probably needed to check on them properly, so she couldn’t fully focus on support a while ago. Now she immediately applied a strengthening spell without hesitation.

As expected of Mina-chan, the high-ranking priest who had survived countless battlefields.

She understood combat. She really understood what had to be done.

The comments kept flowing in.

> Even more stacked buffs
> Go for it, old man
> All that’s left is taking him down
> Let’s skip【Hell Gate】 though
> How about【Cremation】?
> Fire probably won’t work
> Well, there’s only one answer
> Physical. Just hit him. Hit him hard!

Mm. That’s it. There was only one skill I could use to pour this anger into.

I steadied my breathing, locking eyes with the Nether Realm Knight.

“Are you ready, Nether Knight?”

I don’t care if you’re some “Unknown” or riding a damn magic cloud or whatever. I’m furious right now.

“….”

The silence between us tightened like a drawn wire. The Nether Realm Knight moved again without so much as a reaction. Silently, almost mechanically, he extended his right arm—activating that same technique to retrieve Mina-chan.

But—

“…!”

“Even if you apologize now, I’m not stopping this anymore!”

By then, I had already broken into his range.

I was inside his guard.

“Haaaaaaa!! Take this—BURIAL FIST RUUUSH!!”

The destructive barrage of Burial Fist exploded forward.

“Hoaaaaatatatatata!!”

Blows like a storm hammered straight into the Nether Realm Knight’s abdomen, each strike packed with all the frustration, fear, and rage I’d been holding back. A relentless chain of punches—no hesitation, no pause—just pure impact driven into his core.

◆◆◆

I must have landed about a hundred blows.

By the time I stopped, my fists were already starting to slow from fatigue. During the Burial Fist Rush, beams of light—like the ones seen in the Labyrinth Zone—had begun firing out from various parts of the Nether Realm Knight’s body.

Mina-chan was frantically moving to shield Slei-san and Jan-san from those stray blasts.

Uh… Maybe I should’ve just punched normally.

I ended up making her work harder. That was on me. I once again realized that this [Burial Fist] is, like [Hell Gate], basically a nuisance-type skill.

“….”

The Nether Realm Knight dropped the black sword he had been holding in his left hand.

And then—he stopped moving entirely. Normally, that kind of damage should’ve reduced him to nothing. But although his armor was visibly cracked and broken in places, it still hadn’t shattered into pieces.

He stood there, feet planted firmly on the ground.

A silent, unmoving presence. Still not falling.

The comments kept coming in.

> That armor surviving that is insane
> But the inside must be wrecked, right?
> Is he down? Did we win?
> At least try removing the mask
> No, don’t let your guard down
> Finish it off
> Pour 【Hell Gate】into the armor—

…Okay, even I have to draw the line there. I’m not stuffing anything like that into his armor.

But the warning itself was right.

I took a step back, trying to widen the distance and think through my next move.

And then—

Crack…Crack…Crunch…

“Huh…?”

Something’s off.

Crack… Crack…Crunch…Rip…..Crunch

The sound was coming from him. The Nether Realm Knight’s armor is starting to fracture from the inside out.

“Ahh.”

There was a delay—just a slight one.

The jet-black armor of the Nether Realm Knight standing right in front of me began to spiderweb with cracks, spreading rapidly across its surface.

And then—

CRAAACK!!!

With a deafening crash, the armor shattered into fragments along with the mask, scattering like broken glass. At last, the thing inside was revealed.

Even after taking all those high-density energy beams from within the armor, what emerged was not some mangled wreck. It was still intact. Still human-shaped.

Yes. Inside the armor was, most likely, a human. And—

“…Huh? No way… a WOMAN!?”

And more unexpectedly—

“H-huh… she’s… she’s naked!”

A fairly tall, strong-looking woman, her healthy, sun-tanned skin completely exposed, stood unconscious before me. Her posture revealed a truly magnificent physique—both feminine and slender, yet possessing a powerful presence.

And the curves of her breasts…

“….”

I narrowed my eyes and observed her more carefully. The Nether Realm Knight is a woman. That fact alone was already unexpected.

“Hey! How long are you going to just stare!? That’s not the point right now, Daishi-san—you pervert!!”

“O-Ow-ouuuch!”

Before I knew it, Mina-chan had moved right up behind me and grabbed my ear, dragging me away from my “front-row seat.”

“Leave the rest to me. Daishi-san, just sit over there and rest!”

I honestly didn’t get why she was so angry, but I complied anyway.

Following her orders, I stepped back a couple of paces and dropped into a seated position—legs tucked in, almost like a gym class stretch—watching the situation unfold from a safer distance.

…Guess I’m on spectator duty now.

Hey camera. No need to show the old man
> (Whistle) Nice
> Whoa, what a body…
What a feast for the eyes, Mm, feast for the eyes
So many perverted monkeys, lol
Phew
> Wait, isn’t this still going?
> Still alive?
> Benkei stance?
Looks unconscious though

Sensing the viewers’ feelings, the stream camera kept its focus on Mina-chan and the Nether Realm Knight. It wasn’t just durable—it was surprisingly smart equipment.

“…Looks like a state of suspended animation. What should I do… should I try to revive her?”

Mina was muttering to herself, deep in thought, as she carefully observed the woman inside the motionless Nether Knight.

Even though the danger seemed to have disappeared, getting too close still felt… risky.

“…I do have a lot I want to ask her… huh? Wait… I feel like I’ve seen this woman somewhere before…”

Hey, isn’t the person inside that Nether Knight…
Oh!
> I recognize her!
> Isn’t that the missing legendary female warrior Shion?
> Huh? That SS-class one?
> My favorite strongest female warrior…
> She just disappeared one day and it was a huge shock…
> No way… then she was the Nether Knight all along?
> Maybe it was just a cursed armor?
> She always chased strength above everything…
Did she sell her soul to a demon…?

The atmosphere in the comments shifted instantly—from excitement to shock, then uneasy realization.

Mina-chan’s eyes narrowed slightly as she looked again at the unconscious woman.

“…So that’s it. I see… this isn’t just an enemy we defeated.”

I kept sitting there in a half-crouched gym-class posture, eyes tracking the comment feed drifting diagonally through the air. Over 1.1 million viewers now. Somewhere in that crowd, someone had actually identified who is “inside” the Nether Realm Knight’s armor.

And apparently… Mina-chan had reached the same conclusion.

“…Yeah. It’s more natural to think the armor set itself was the problem…”

“Mi-Mina-chan?”

“But just in case. I’ll go all in—exorcism plus purification, double-layer treatment.”

She nodded to herself like she’d already finished the decision.

Then she spread both arms. White aura gathered in her right hand. Green aura gathered in her left.

“…Wait.”

Mina-chan… is she planning to revive her?

No, hold on—seriously?

We just beat her.

If she wakes up and immediately goes berserk again, I’m absolutely not taking responsibility for that.

“Exorcism Resurrection.”

Before I even had time to finish the thought, Mina-chan placed her right and left hands simultaneously on Shion-san’s chest and activated the skill.

“…Oh.”

Blinding light engulfed Shion-san’s body. The glow gradually refined itself, shifting into a sheen so intense it looked like she was being clad in golden armor—almost like some kind of radiant, divine knight.

“…So. How do you feel, muscle-brain warrior Kusakabe Shion?”

“…Not bad. Fake saint, Kisaragi Mina.”

While I was still imagining various scenarios, the resurrection had already finished successfully.

Mina-chan and Shion-san stared each other down. And then—both of them gave faint, fearless smirks.

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Datsusara Souryo no Danjon Sousou Haishin

Chapter 3

“Ah—shit, that was close…”

Barely made it in time.

If I hadn’t dodged that, my skull would’ve been split wide open from the top.

“….”

In that split second, the Nether Realm Knight had read my opening and closed the distance in an instant, unleashing a devastating blow. I somehow managed to dodge it and immediately retreated to put space between us again.

Still… I wasn’t exactly out of danger.

I’d managed to grab Mina-chan again after briefly setting her down on the ground earlier and escape with her in my arms, so that much was a relief. But even now, she just kept her head down in silence—utterly unreadable.

I had no idea what was going on with her.

> Mina-chan can’t help the old man?
> What did the Nether Realm Knight do to her?
> Did he recruit her so he could clear the Nether Class dungeon?
> That’s low, Kisaragi Mina.
> But something feels off about her attitude…
> Did she end up parting ways with her brothers?
> Weren’t her brothers strong too?
> They’re basically extra combat power—just bring them along.
> Something smells fishy.
> Could she be being held hostage?
> Is she being threatened?
> Maybe the Nether Realm Knight was the one who needed allies for the Nether Class raid?
> Mina-chan is insanely valuable as a healer/buffer.
> Feels like she was forcibly taken.
> Maybe she can’t even talk about it.

There was no room left for hesitation.

Not anymore.

I didn’t have the luxury of carefully reading through the comment section, but habit still made my eyes catch fragments of text as they scrolled past at the edge of my vision.

Judging from Mina-chan’s behavior so far—and the speculation in the comments—the most likely scenario was starting to take shape. Her brothers had been taken hostage. Forced into cooperating. Dragged here by the Nether Realm Knight. And she couldn’t speak about it because she was being watched—or threatened.

That explanation… fit too well.

If that was true, then what now?

If I acted recklessly and something happened to her brothers because of me, I wouldn’t be able to take responsibility for it. And against an enemy on Hero-class level… could I even win while carrying that kind of disadvantage?

Damn it! What am I supposed to do?

“Please… don’t worry about me… Daishi-san. Please just fight…”

“…Where are they?”

“Eh?”

“Your brothers. They’re being held, right? Where are they?”

Keeping my guard up at all times, I chose to trust my own judgment—and the viewers’ speculation—and directed the question straight at Mina-chan.

“W-why do you know that? But…”

“…So you can’t say it.”

Her reaction made it clear. I’d hit the mark.

If I could pinpoint where they were being held, there was a chance I could use my agility to slip in and rescue them.

But… damn it. Is there no other way?

“Kyahhh!!”

“M-Mina-chan!!”

I wasn’t careless. I hadn’t let my guard down. And yet, in an instant, an absurd pulling force erupted—Mina-chan’s body was yanked toward the Nether Realm Knight, drawn straight into his outstretched right hand.

“I don’t care anymore! I’m putting everything on you, Daishi-san!! My brothers are being held hostage at our home—M District, S River, Second Street, Block 22-33!! Please!! Save my brothers!!”

It looked like she’d reached her limit. In a sudden burst of desperation, Mina-chan blurted out their full address and pleaded for help.

But…

That was a brilliant move.

“Requiem!”

Without hesitation, I activated my Requiem skill.

A storm of rainbow-colored, mirror-ball-like lights burst into existence, filling the ceiling of the first floor of the Nether Class dungeon. The entire space transformed—like some over-the-top live concert stage.

…At this point, this skill is basically just stage lighting. Of course, I never believed this alone would erase the Nether Realm Knight. This was nothing more than a smokescreen. I could tell the move had some effect—judging by the Nether Realm Knight’s subtle, displeased reaction. Mina-chan also looked like the light was getting to her, but… well, that couldn’t be helped.

“Next—!”

“Return! Set destination point!”

If I locked the destination here, the return trip would be instant. Movement would be done in seconds. As for the exact current and target coordinates… I’d have to rely on the viewers. With 1.02 million people watching, someone was bound to identify the location.

Now that it had come to this, I had to move fast. Honestly, I was lucky this was still on the surface. If we’d already gone underground, there was a high chance I wouldn’t have been able to come back at all.

《 Destination point has been updated to Nether Class Dungeon First Floor. Who will be returned? 》

“…Huh?”

The usual floating system display showed something I couldn’t immediately process.

“Who… to return?”

And then—ah, a list popped up.

Return-Eligible List
• Slime
• Orc
• Amane Satsuki
• Skeleton
• Mimic
• Space-Time Rabbit
• Kisaragi Slei
• Kisaragi Jan
• Dragon King of Netherworld, Ades
• Raika
• Gorue
• Rakshasa

“Eh, eeeh? What is this?”

Is this… the upgraded effect of my skill?

Return-eligible list…?

Wait, does this mean everyone written on here can be summoned to this location? No way, that kind of convenient system shouldn’t exist…

But—

…it might be worth betting on.

Can I pull them both back at once?

Kisaragi Slei and Kisaragi Jan will be transferred to the designated return point. Confirm? 》

It worked!

Hurry—just do it already!

Click Yes.

《 Understood. Returning designated point: Nether Class Dungeon First Floor—Great Hall. Transferring Kisaragi Slei and Kisaragi Jan. 》

A familiar spatial vortex twisted open.

Gyuurunnn.

Ah… yeah, that distortion again.

Thud.

And then—two figures dropped to the ground.

Yeah, I recognize them. The two people I’d seen before—Slei-san and Jan-san. The ones who had been lying unconscious on the 50th floor of the Nether Burial-class dungeon.

“Hey! What the hell is going on!?”

“Wha—hey!”

Still dazed from the flash of light, Mina-chan was flailing her arms and legs even while being restrained by the Nether Realm Knight. I quickly pulled her back out of his grasp and returned her to my side.

“Okay, now I can stop the Requiem stage effects now.”

I asked for the mirror-ball lights to be dismissed because they were getting in the way. With a soft flicker, all the light vanished, and the space returned to normal.

“Finally… I can see again… huh? My vision’s clearing…”

I set Mina-chan down next to Slei-san and Jan-san, effectively arranging a reunion between siblings. All while staying ready for the Nether Realm Knight’s next attack.

“Slei-oniichan! Jan-oniichan! …Thank goodness! I don’t really understand what’s going on, but… you’re both breathing!”

I glanced at Mina-chan, her eyes slightly wet, and for some reason, a sense of relief washed over me as well. At the same time, I felt a surge of intense hatred towards the black-armored knight standing before us.

You bastard Nether Realm Knight!

What you did to Mina-chan… and to my brothers-in-law… dragging them through something like that… I’ll never forgive you!Don’t think you’re getting out of here alive!

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Chapter 2

“Damn it! My legs won’t move!”

No matter how hard I tried to lift them, they refused to budge even an inch. Only my knees twisted and warped strangely, leaving me unable to take a single step forward.

“Mina-chan! What is this?!”

“….”

“And more importantly, that pitch-black armored guy next to you—he’s a Nether Realm Knight, right?!”

“….”

I shouted at her, demanding an explanation about what is happening. However, there was no reply. She merely lowered her head, her face twisted as though she had bitten into something unbearably bitter, refusing to look my way.

Just what the hell is going on?

> Something’s off about Kisaragi Mina…
> Why is she with a Nether Realm Knight?
> What happened to her brothers?
> Wait, that really is a Nether Realm Knight?
> Probably. It looks exactly like the rumors described.
> Straight out of an anime design…
> Its abilities and skills are still completely unknown.
> Didn’t that loli goddess say he cleared an “Abbysal Sea-Class” dungeon?
>No clue what’s under the armor, but he’s definitely strong.
> Probably Hero-class level…
> Just use Clairvoyance already, Daishi!

I’m glad the viewers are with me on this—it really gives me strength!

Yeah, that’s right! Even if I can’t move, I need to figure out what this enemy is first! With my max-level skill 【Clairvoyance】, I should be able to see its weaknesses, maybe even its strategy!

Before it makes a move, I’ll read it!

Here goes!

Old Calendar Year 200X

The world was engulfed in flames of darkness.
The earth split open, the sky died, and the seas were dyed crimson.
The advance of the Nether King’s army did not stop.
The Hero, Branbran, no longer possessed the overwhelming might he had wielded half a century ago. And now that even his descendant, Planplan II, had fallen into enemy hands, more than half the world belonged to the Demon King, Boing boing III.

“….”

> So? Did you see his abilities!?
> What’s that thing binding the old man’s body?
> Some kind of gravity-type skill?
> Do you think Retribution would work on that thing?
> Just crack the ground open with Funeral Fist for now!
> Screw it, hit him with Hell Gate already!
> Hey, hey— don’t force Mina-chan into that kind of play.
> That guy’s wearing a mask, so maybe he’s resistant to the smell?
> Anyway, just tell us what you managed to see already!

I…. I can’t tell!

This… this probably starts with the Nether Realm Knight’s entire reincarnation history or something like that, right? There’s even a ▼ button. If I press it, I could probably keep reading…

But I have no idea how far I need to go before I actually get useful information. Which means… I’m basically stuck here.

And more importantly… this isn’t just “seeing stats” or “weak points,” is it?

This is way too deep. It’s like I accidentally opened a forbidden archive of the world’s history, and now I’m standing in the middle of it while a Nether Realm Knight is right in front of me.

“…Seriously, what is this skill even showing me…?”

I mean…

“Stop putting all the useless information at the beginning!!!”

I don’t have time to read all of this, obviously. At least include a table of contents or something! This thing is completely unusable like this—this Clairvoyance skill!

“Alright, whatever!”

I give up on trying to fully understand the enemy for now.

First priority is getting my body moving again.

But what should I do?

Should I use 【Burial Fist】 like the viewers suggested and smash the ground? No, I don’t even know how much power that max-level skill has. Using it blindly is way too dangerous. I might end up hurting myself—or worse, Mina-chan.

Is there anything else?

Ah—what about 【Retribution】?

That one reflects attacks, so it probably won’t bounce back onto Mina-chan. I don’t even know if it’ll work while I’m already trapped in whatever this situation is, but it’s worth a try.

The Nether Realm Knight—or whatever he is—is already in a combat stance.

No more hesitation.

I’ll just test it!

“Retribution!!”

I immediately stopped overthinking and activated 【Retribution】. Back when I fought the Rakshasa, a level 2 version of this skill created a 360-degree wall of light—but what would the max-level version do…?

“…Huh?”

“….”

No visual effect appeared at all. None whatsoever.

And yet—the Nether Realm Knight, still in his attack stance, froze completely in place.Not even a twitch.

What… just happened?

At the very least, my legs were moving again, so it definitely feels like something was reflected… but that guy is showing absolutely no reaction, so I can’t tell what state he’s actually in.

Well, whatever. It worked!

> Tell us about the Nether Realm knight’s abilities!!!
> Hurry!!
> We’ll help you come up with a counter!!
> Just tell us alreadyyyy!!

The comment section was exploding with demands to explain the Nether Realm Knight’s abilities. But there was something more important right now.

Whoosh!

“Eek!”

“You okay, Mina-chan?”

Relying on my confidence in my speed stats, I immediately scooped Mina-chan up in an instant and retreated her to a safe position. As expected—it was easy, almost like teleportation.

“D-Daishi-san…?”

“I’ve got a lot of questions too, but right now—”

The Nether Realm Knight, who I thought had been immobilized, had already shifted back into a combat stance. It seems that whatever concept-binding effect 【Retribution】 inflicted was successfully returned—but the knight simply shrugged it off and reset himself. Meaning he was ready to fight again.

So I have to be ready too.

And I need Mina-chan’s support.

She’s a high priestess after all right? She specializes in healing and buff-type skills. If the two of us combine our power, we should be able to overwhelm even a Nether Realm Knight!

Alright!

Just as I was about to set Mina-chan down and suggest a joint strategy—

“…I’m sorry, Daishi-san.”

“Huh?”

“I… I can’t help you…”

The moment I tried to lower Mina-chan back to the ground, a jet-black blade swung down from the Nether Realm Knight.It was already right in front of my face.

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Chapter 1

“Aa~choo! Whew…”

After being thrown through a spacetime vortex, I found myself facing a massive cavern. I was about to say something like “whoa…” but the cold hit first, and I sneezed instead.

Come to think of it… I was still in nothing but underwear.

“…My legs aren’t numb anymore. More importantly, even if it’s urgent, at least let me wear clothes…”

It’s early spring, and while it’s gotten warmer after winter, once the sun starts setting, it’s still cold outside. Standing here practically naked, fully exposed to the night air, was something that should never happen under normal circumstances.

“Item Box… Item Box…”

In front of the dimly darkening entrance of the Nether Class dungeon, I repeated the words like a chant. I tried to recall what that useless loli goddess had said right before teleporting me here.

(I placed your Twilight Robe in the item box after cleaning and deodorizing it. Also, there’s a new weapon in there too.)

At least my gear is stored in the new skill acquired during the Awakening Ritual, the [Infinite Item Box]. But beyond that, I had no idea what was inside. She did say something about putting all the necessary dungeon exploration gear in there… but I had no clue what that actually meant in detail.

“…Come to think of it, I wasn’t even taught how to use the item box…”

Well, whatever. It should work like my other skills. I raised my right hand and focused my imagination on the item box. It’s called a “box,” so it should be… a box. Not some pocket that bends dimensions or anything like that.

“Infinite Item Box!”

Bom!

Whoa—it came out! And it’s almost exactly what I imagined!

A white cube, about 30 centimeters in length, width, and height. There are faint “?” patterns floating across its surface, which is a bit unsettling, but it’s probably just decoration. It floats gently in the air, with one side opening up into a pitch-black void right in front of me.

So, I just stick my hand in there and pull things out, huh. Okay, okay, got it.

Wow!! It’s on!!
> It’s the old man!!!
> He’s in his underwear!!!
He surprisingly got a good body lol
Oh my~
Seeing the old man’s face is kinda comforting lol
> He finally made it to Nether class huh
> There’s a sign that says “Welcome to Nether Class!” LOL
> Is this an amusement park or what lol

And the comment section is working again! The video seems to be working too.

But let’s double-check.

“Hey everyone! Is the video working?”

> I can see it perfectly!
> Long live Bulging Daishi!
> So, they were boxer shorts.
> Not briefs?
> He is shivering lol, he must be cold!
> Put some clothes on quickly!
> If you stick your hand through the black hole in the box and concentrate, you’ll probably get out.
> You’ll catch a cold!
> No, just go in as you are lol
> No-guard strategy! Daishi!

A mix of worried and teasing voices—it felt like the usual atmosphere was back! I just can’t get into the swing of things without everyone watching. 

Alright! So, for now, I’ll imagine the Twilight Robe…

“Here we go!”

I stick my hand into the hole in the box.

Oh! This fluffy feeling is…

“Hoi!”

I grabbed something that felt like a clothing and quickly pulled my right hand out. In my hand appeared my beloved robe, the Twilight Robe, looking as beautiful as new. Perfect condition. Clean. Fresh. Like it was just crafted.

> Oh!
> There it is! lol
> So that’s the Infinite Item Box
> You’ve awakened another amazing skill huh
> I wonder what that goddess has prepared for him
> It looks like it got something incredible
> If you find any good items, make sure you store them in there properly
> You can sell ores of the Nether grade for a high price
> You should throw the Nether King and the Nether Dragon King in there and bring them back
> You should seal away the hero too!

“…You guys are way too excited about everything.”

I shrug while slipping on the cloak.

There’s no way the Nether King, the Hero, or the Nether Knight would be in there.

By the way, the comment section is relatively calm right now, so I can read quite a bit. There are no enemies either. And as for concurrent viewers…

Yes! Finally!

Weve reached 1 million! Yesssss!!

It doesn’t matter anymore if I look at the guild headquarters or anything. I’m going to just go for it. Now that I’ve attained enlightenment, there are no enemies for me. No matter who comes along, if they show hostility towards me, I’ll beat them to a pulp and teach them a lesson.

“Alright! Perfect!”

After I equipped the Twilight Robe, the cold instantly subsided. This outfit seems to have excellent cold-weather protection, which is a relief. It feels nice against the skin too. The Time-Space Rabbit was a nasty guy, but I’m really grateful he gave me this equipment.

Thank you, Chief!

“Alright, let’s get started!”

Now that I was dressed, my spirits were lifted, so I walked with a spring in my step towards the huge hole beneath the sign that read, “Welcome to the Nether Class!”

◆◆◆

“It’s called the Nether-Class so I was expecting something way more intense from the first-floor corridor…”

Instead, it was exactly the same structure as the West Tokyo Fourth Beginner Dungeon.

Torches mounted along the walls. Stone-paved corridors. A damp, heavy air. I don’t know whether this was the Nether Kings’s design or just the Dungeon Master being lazy, but honestly… put in a little more effort for atmosphere.

Well, I guess dungeons probably don’t have that many structural variations to begin with.

A corridor is a corridor. Maybe they figured anything goes.

“Oh right… come to think of it…”

I suddenly remembered.

“I wonder if Satsuki-chan made it back to the surface safely…”

That loli goddess said she’d teleport her in front of the Guild Headquarters. Everything happened so quickly that I never had a chance to confirm it, but… there’s no way she’d just leave her stuck at that temple, right? 

She said something about “disposing of her,” which makes me a little uneasy though. I really hope she got back to the surface safely…

As I was lost in thought, a brightly lit open space came into view. That feeling was exactly the same as in the beginner dungeon too. Perhaps the first floor of every dungeon is built the same way.

“…Ah, of course it’s this arena-type space again—huh?”

A strange sense of déjà vu washed over me, but the situation unfolding in this room was clearly different from when I first fought that slime.

In the center of the chamber, there was a figure standing with their back turned to me.

Not a monster.

A person.

From the back, it looked like a woman… long hair, an elegant presence.

Could it be Satsuki-chan? No… that’s not it.

Even from behind, I could tell she’s someone else entirely. And yet… I’ve definitely seen her somewhere before. I couldn’t be completely sure just from her back, but that dignified posture… that long, straight golden hair… there was no doubt she was probably—

“Mina-chan!”

The name slipped out before I could stop myself.

And she turned around. 

It really was Mina-chan!

No way… meeting her again in a place like this? I must be incredibly lucky.

She’s as beautiful as ever. But why was she standing there all alone? Weren’t her two older brothers with her? I should probably go over and properly greet her—

「Daishi-san! Do not approach her!!」

“!!”

The moment I had already started walking toward Mina-chan, both of my legs suddenly stopped moving.

W-what?!

They felt incredibly heavy—like they’d been locked in place!

“…!”

In front of Mina-chan, something like a swirling vortex of space-time appeared, and from within it, a pitch-black presence began to emerge.

A jet-black armor. A jet-black mask. A jet-black sword. An ominous figure completely wrapped in an abyss of darkness, as if evil itself had taken shape.

I didn’t know him. And yet, every instinct in my mind screamed in recognition of his existence

.…That is a Nether Realm Knight.

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Chapter 46

“It’s my selfish wish that I want you to defeat the Nether King. But if those Unknowns were ever to conquer the Nether Class…”

The loli goddess wore a faintly complicated expression as she seemed to be asking something of me—me, sitting there in nothing but my underwear, legs folded beneath me.

But right now, I didn’t have the time to worry about that.

Surplus Burial Points: 4817
HP    999 (0)  −+
Max HP 999 (0)  −+
MP    999 (0)  −+
Max MP 999 (0)  −+
Strength 999 (0)  −+
Endurance 999 (0)  −+
Agility 999 (0)  −+
Intelligence  999 (0)  −+
Burial Power 999 (0)  −+

If there was one thing I wanted to check first, it was this. I had a feeling the way excess points worked had changed, so I opened up my status—and bingo.

Limit break. Thank you very much!!

…But now what? How am I supposed to distribute all of this?

Having too many options just makes it harder to decide.

“I’m afraid that the balance of this world and the dungeon itself could collapse entirely. If that happens, both the human world and the dungeon system I created might fall apart…”

From what I could tell, the cap probably went up to around 9,999 at most. But that just made the question harder—how should I allocate it?

…Hm?

It sounded like the loli goddess was saying something important while staring off into the distance, but honestly, I didn’t have the attention span for that right now.

Alright… I’ll just go with my instincts.

No—wait. Thinking back to my fight with that Golden Emperor Slime, Gorue-chan… yeah, speed is everything. Fast beats everything.

So, in that case…

There.

Surplus Burial Points: 0
HP   999 (0)  −+
Max HP 999 (0)  −+
MP   999 (0)  −+
Max MP 999 (0)  −+
Strength 999 (0)  −+
Endurance 999 (0)  −+
Agility 5816(4817)  −+
Intelligence  999 (0)  −+
Burial Power 999 (0)  −+

Alright. This is insane.

Did I just… surpass the speed of light or something?

“Please, Ajiri Daishi! For the sake of preserving my position and for the future of humanity, use that power of yours and conquer the Nether Class, no matter what…”

…Hm? Ah, right.

What was that again?

She was saying something with this desperate look on her face, but none of it actually registered.

Oh! Right—I’ve gotta explain my stats to the viewers!

I already allocated everything and hit confirm.

She’s probably gonna get mad again.….

> Is the goddess talking to herself or something?
> What the hell are you doing, old man?
At least answer her, dude
> Can’t see the screen, no clue what’s going on
He’s probably messing with his stats
> Oh right. Didn’t the loli goddess tell him to check them?
> So what happened?
> He was already maxed out—can he still get stronger than that?
> Explain it alreadyyyyy!!!

Yeah, yeah, I hear you!

My beloved viewers!

“Good news—my stat cap’s been broken! I dumped everything into agility and gained insane speed!! Oh, and as for my class and stuff…”

“Hey—IDIOT DAISHI!! Don’t ignore meeeee!!!”

What’s with the huffing and puffing, loli goddess?

I’m busy right now. This is an important explanation segment for my viewers. There are already 950,000 people watching—well, listening—so I’ve gotta keep them engaged, right? Can you save the boring stuff for later?

> No, no, no, no, no
> Old man, you always go way too extreme lol
> You really did that without thinking again…
> If you broke the cap, doesn’t that mean your burial power won’t overflow anymore?
> You probably won’t be able to allocate points now
> You should’ve raised burial power first—it looked like it gives overall scaling
> This is just stupid LMAO

…R-right.

Up until now, I could allocate points because they overflowed past the cap. 

Did I just screw that up again…?

“Honestly! That thing where you get so absorbed you stop noticing anything around you—you really should fix that! You’re not a kid anymore, you know! Seriously…”

Well, that’s just my personality. Nothing I can do about it. At my age, it’s not exactly something you can fix overnight. And if we’re being honest, the loli goddess isn’t much different in that regard.

“Ah, Goddess—about this class…”

“You ignored what I was saying and now you’ve got the nerve to ask me a question…? Fine, whatever. I’d like to call it an advanced class, but really, I just slapped that on arbitrarily. Since you have zero talent for healing, I figured this suited you better.”

Burial Priest.

Well… now that she says it, I guess it does fit me. I do tend to send things off rather… decisively.

“I reset your level back to one. It’ll make it easier for you to grow stronger that way. Your base stats carry over from your time as a cleric. As for your stat caps and skills…”

Perhaps understanding my personality, the loli goddess went on to give me a fairly detailed breakdown of my status. I didn’t really listen to the earlier part, but basically—she wants me to head into the Nether Class and take down that old man, the Hero, and the Demon Knight, right?

I’ve already given up on my laid-back dungeon life anyway.

So yeah… I’ll take the job.

> It is Funeral Priest after all LMAO
> Reset to level 1 but keeps base stats? That’s insane service lol
> So, the cap’s now 9999 huh
> What happens when he levels up next?
> First time I’ve ever seen maxed-out skills
> Guess we’ll find out what they do when he uses them
> Honestly, that’s more fun to watch
> [Infinite Item Box] is straight-up cheating lol
> Every explorer would kill just to have that skill
> Must be insanely useful for something like a 100-floor dungeon
> Title: [The Enlightened One]
> Old man really achieved enlightenment at last, huh

“That’s all the explanation. In any case, get to the Nether Class and conquer it before them, Ajiri Daishi. I’ve already given you more than enough power for that.”

“Alright. Got it. But what about Satsuki-chan…?”

“I did want to eliminate that irregular factor, but if I did that, you wouldn’t go into the Nether Class, would you? Bringing her in here was my mistake as well. And while I’d prefer not to submit a report to the Guild Headquarters, I suppose there’s no helping it at this point.”

If it had come to harming Satsuki-chan, I never would’ve taken this request. Honestly, I’d have gone straight for this loli goddess and taken her down myself. A zero-distance Hell Gate execution.

“…Even I’d have a hard time surviving that, you know. Well, whatever. You can relax. However, Amane Satsuki cannot go with you. At her current level, it’s a 100% death sentence. That place isn’t so forgiving that you can protect someone while clearing it.”

Yeah. I already had a feeling about that. 

Then this is where Satsuki-chan and I part ways huh. She helped me out in a lot of ways, but I can’t drag her into a dungeon more dangerous than this.

“Can you transfer Satsuki-chan somewhere safe too?”

“I promise. At this point it’s going to be exposed anyway—I’ll drop her off in front of Guild Headquarters.”

“…Thanks. Sigh… but going alone is still a little unsettling.”

I let out a sigh.

I wonder if that loli goddess stuffed a bunch of healing items into my item box or something.

Wait, it’s only been about half a day since my first dungeon run, right?

I’m still a total beginner—like, full-on beginner mode. Is this really going to be okay…?

“Even if your ability values are completely abnormal, dungeon exploration can’t be cleared with stats alone. You should’ve already understood that much from your experience so far. You’ve got a bit of an idiot side to you, so I’m honestly a little worried too—but well, use your head and figure it out yourself, Ajiri Daishi.”

“Y-yeah, I’ll do my best.”

“Alright then. Are you mentally prepared? We don’t have much time—if we wait any longer, those guys might show up, so I’m just going to send you off quickly. Is that okay?”

There’s no point overthinking it here. If I have to go, then I might as well just go. Like the loli goddess had said, my fatigue is completely gone. At this point, it’s just “whatever happens, happens!”

“You’ve got a good attitude. Then I’ll open a spacetime vortex. After that, I’m counting on you! Ajiri Daishi!”

The familiar spacetime vortex appeared right in front of me while I was still sitting in seiza in nothing but my underwear. I’m already used to this sensation. Before I even realize it, I’ll probably be at the entrance of a Nether-class dungeon.

Alright then—let’s go all out and conquer this Nether-class dungeon!

Ah, but…

I’ve been sitting in seiza this whole time and my legs are completely numb—I can’t feel them at all. If a monster suddenly attacks right now… am I even going to be able to react?

And one more thing

Are you planning to go in just your underwear? lol

I wasn’t wearing any clothes.

◆◆◆

(Amane Satsuki’s POV)

“…Here is… in front of the Guild Headquarters…?”

I, Amane Satsuki, found myself lying quietly in the shadow of a massive, rigid, and utterly inorganic structure.

“…I… think I was…”

My memories were tangled. I shook my head, trying to sort through the information in my mind.

“I think I blacked out because Daishi-san was too smelly… no-wait?!”

Why am I here?

Based on what I can piece together, I should have been inside the West Tokyo 4th Beginner Dungeon… right in front of the suddenly appeared temple gate…

“Oh right! My investigation report… ah, there it is! Good, I need to submit this to HQ—”

“…Heh. You’re cuter than in the videos, Amane Satsuki.”

“—!!”

A suffocating pressure slammed down on me, like a giant serpent coiling around my neck. I couldn’t breathe. I couldn’t even make a sound.

“…You smell kinda nasty. But I don’t hate it. That scent.”

My vision was blocked—whoever it was was behind me, crushing my throat with one arm. I couldn’t see his face.

But the voice… felt vaguely familiar.

S-so hard to breathe…

Who… are you…?

“Ajiri Daishi. That rookie bastard who cleared a god-tier dungeon and stole all my spotlight. You were with him, right?”

The grip tightened even more.

Cleared a god-tier dungeon…?

No way… if this keeps up… I’m going to—

“Y-you… are…”

“The only one who can produce this refreshing, handsome voice… is a hero, right?”

H-hero…?!

“Anyway, all the guys from the god-tier raid got mentally broken, useless trash everywhere. Seriously, what a waste of space. And just when I was looking for new party members before going to beat down that old man in the Nether-class dungeon…”

The pressure on my neck vanished.

But immediately, my face was grabbed like it was caught in a vice. The pain didn’t even register anymore—the grotesque, intimidating face right in front of me stole all my attention.

So this is him…

The rumors were true. 

This man… is seriously dangerous!

“Ajiri Daishi is coming too, right? The Nether-class dungeon. I heard that old dungeon master guy has some special blessing or whatever. Even I might have my hands full with him.”

His grip tightened again.

I couldn’t look away.

“…I came to pick you up for my party. Haha.”

“N-no… way…!”

“Hm? You don’t get a choice. So what’s it gonna be? Get beaten and dragged along… or quietly come with me?”

My heart… broke under the weight of that threat. As frustrating as it was, I couldn’t resist him. This man’s raw strength was probably still below Daishi-san’s. After all, Daishi-san’s stats had already reached the absolute peak of this world.

And yet…

No—there‘s no doubt about it.

Daishi-san would lose to this man.

For sure.

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Chapter 45

“Your clothes are getting in the way of the ritual. Ideally, I’d have you to take off your underwear too if possible.”

At the moment, I am sitting in a seiza-style in the center of a room encircled by candles. Wearing nothing but my underwear.

“Especially something like the Twilight Robe. It is stacked with resistances which interferes with the ritual.”

The child-goddess stood behind me, her right hand raised over my back as she poured something like a faint, pale aura into me—almost like telekinetic energy.

It felt gently warm, soothing in a way that reminded me of the electric therapy you get at an orthopedic clinic when treating an injury. The comfort made my eyelids grow heavy with drowsiness.

> Good thing he wasn’t stripped completely naked
> Being totally naked in front of someone who looks like a little girl is straight-up a crime
> Officer, it’s this guy
An old man going full naked here would be rough lol
> Eh~, I kinda wanted to see though
> N-not gonna lie, my heart skipped a beat (blush)
> I wanted him to corrupt the goddess with his “Daishi” and drag her into the dark side
> If he’d taken everything off, he definitely would’ve been banned
> I mean, this is already pretty borderline lol
> Stuff like “Hell Gate” is definitely not okay lol
> Maybe they’re just letting it slide on purpose
> With this many viewers, you’d think at least one person would’ve reported it by now

My “Daishi” doesn’t have that kind of power. It’s not “great”—it’s “small”.

…Ah, no. That really doesn’t matter at all!

My apologies.

“Once this ritual’s over, do I have to head to the Nether Class dungeon?”

Trying to distract myself from the numb, prickling pain in my legs from sitting seiza, I threw the question at the loli goddess. Judging from how things had been going, that was the only possible outcome.

“I do like a perceptive man, Ajiri Daishi. As soon as the ritual is complete, I’ll transfer you right near the entrance to the Nether Class, so just relax and wait.”

Her voice was gentle—yet it carried a whisper of something almost devilish.

Ah… there goes my dream of a laid-back dungeon life…

I guess I don’t have the right to refuse anymore.

Fine, I’ll concede a thousand steps. 

But, even if I have to go, could I at least get a day to prepare…? 

And if that’s too much to ask, then please, at least let me take a bath.

I might be fine, and the loli goddess might be fine, but I really don’t want to walk around reeking of the Nether King’s hell-stench. Apparently it’s strong enough to knock people out just from the lingering odor alone. I want to get rid of this clingy, almost branded stench as soon as possible.

“My aura also has fatigue recovery and purification effects, so there’s no need for rest. And that stinky Nether King’s ‘fart’ smell will naturally disappear too, so don’t worry.”

…She read my mind again.

“I’ve already prepared your equipment, food, and all the bare essentials you’ll need for exploration, so you can head into the Nether Class dungeon anytime.”

“By the way… Goddess, aren’t you coming with me?”

“I can’t leave this West Tokyo Fourth Beginner Dungeon. If I did, all the causal structure I carefully set up here would fall apart.”

“Huh? Then how did you get the Nether King’s organs…?”

Just like that, the conversation looped right back to the original question.

“Ah, that? You really want to know, don’t you? It’s simple.”

According to the loli goddess, every dungeon—and every monster within it—was something she herself had created and managed. With her master authority, she could freely add or remove things from anywhere at any time. However, as she’d mentioned before, the Nether Class was currently operating under the Nether King’s independent system, which meant her authority didn’t normally apply there.

That said, she could still grasp the situation to some extent. And while something like this would never happen in Divine Realm Class or Abyssal Sea Class, the Nether Class alone would, on rare occasions, experience brief lapses in the Nether King’s control. She seized one of those fleeting moments—and barely managed to extract only the organs. The reason she didn’t destroy anything and took only the internal organs… was to strip away that power and grant it to me.

Because she believed that someone like me—who had already broken through the Eighth Layer of the Selection Domain—could synchronize with the Nether King.

Incidentally, the source of the Nether King’s power was also burial energy. The same as mine.

Just like mine…

Thinking about it like that… yeah, I really don’t like it. 

Am I eventually going to end up like that too?

The more I think about it, the more uneasy I get. If every time I fart, something like a [Hell Gate] gets summoned, that’s the kind of thing you just can’t live with. And if it happens unconsciously while I’m asleep… that’s not even a joke.

> I didn’t hear the earlier part, so I have no idea what’s going on
> So it’s like shoplifting, huh!
“While no one’s looking…”—that’s totally different, idiot lol
> Anyway, once this ritual’s over, you’re heading to conquer the Nether Class dungeon, right?
> So we’ll get to see the old man in action again, yeah?
> Hurry up and finish the ritual already
>Can he still get stronger?
> I’m excited

“What kind of nonsense are you even thinking about?”

“Ah—well… for me, it’s a serious concern.”

“Humans really are incomprehensible… Honestly. Oh, it’s done, by the way.”

“Huh? It’s already over?”

That was faster than I expected.

But… it doesn’t feel like some overwhelming power is surging through me or anything.

Did I really awaken at all?

“Why don’t you check your status? A lot has changed.”

“A lot huh.”

Well, if that’s the case, I guess I’ll take a look for now…

Name: Daishi Ajiri
Class: Burial Priest
Level: 1
HP: 999/999
MP: 999/999
Strength: 999  
Endurance: 999
Agility: 999
Intelligence: 999
Burial Power: 999
Surplus Burial Points: 4817
Skills:
Burial Fist (MAX)】  
Retribution (MAX)】
Requiem (MAX)】
Return (MAX)】
Cremation (MAX)】
Clairvoyance (MAX)】
Unique Skill:
Hell Gate】 【Infinite Item box
Title:
Enlightened One

“Isn’t this whole ‘status system’ just fascinating? It’s easily one of the most brilliant technologies humans have ever invented. Well, yours is a special case since I’ve tweaked it quite a bit, so it works very differently from what ordinary explorers use.”

The loli goddess was smirking as she rambled on about something, but none of it registered.

I was completely transfixed by the contents of my status screen.

A lot had changed.

No—too much had changed!

Where was I even supposed to start checking…?

Honestly, I didn’t have the faintest idea.

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Chapter 44

“Think of it as a service. I’ll reopen the comments and audio for you. No video, though.”

For some reason, this useless excuse for a goddess had been reading my reactions the whole time—guessing what I was thinking from my expressions and movements, then either answering ahead of time or tossing me little “bonuses” like this.

I mean, she was a former god. Maybe everything going on in my head was completely transparent to her. Either way, the familiar floating display popped into view beside me. Just seeing it gave me the same strange sense of comfort as going back home. I let out a small breath.

…Wait.

That aside, are my viewers even still there?

It’s been, what, twenty… thirty minutes with nothing showing at all.

What if my live viewer count dropped to zero…?

…No—!

It’s still at 600,000!?

Yeah, it dipped a bit after being disconnected for so long, but there were still this many people waiting. Thank god!

I’m back! My beloved view—

> Old man’s posture when he used Hell Gate was insane lol
> Pure comedy kekeke
> Dude even let out a silent fart lol
> The atmosphere at that moment was WILD
>And hundreds of thousands saw it live
> Man even launched a “dirty firework”
> Social media is losing it right now
> Trending #1: “But the skill comes out of his butt”
> The Ajiri Daishi thread already passed 1000 posts
> Clip editors are cooking hard already
> If that were me I’d 100% cry
> Yo, is it back online?
>Oh you’re right, it is!
> “Please enjoy with Audio only” lol what is this?
> Show the video!
> I wanna see the loli’s face
> Oi! Old man, you watching this?
> Say something if you are!

“…”

No—seriously. Could it be… they were getting hyped up because of my little disgraceful moment earlier, and that’s what kept the viewer count stable?

Not exactly something I’m happy about.

“Ah—can you hear me? Everyone.”

And then—

> HE’S BACKKKKK!!!
> IT’S THE OLD MAN!!
> Welcome back, Daishi-kun!
> Welcome back!
> Was really sad we couldn’t see your face
> Hey, explain the loli situation already
> So you heard all sorts of things, right?
> How exactly did you pull out the Nether King’s orgrans?
> How old is Reika-san anyway?
> What’s the Time-Space Rabbit doing now?
> Is Rakshasa really dead?
> Is the loli really the dungeon master?
> What happened to Satsuki-chan?!
> Did you break past the stat cap?
> You must’ve at least gotten a title, right?
> There’s probably an advanced class too
> I’m curious about your unique job
> This whole dungeon was basically a trial to train the old man, right?
> I mean, old man, you died once five years ago, right? lol
> Betting you reincarnated somehow
> Bet his past life was Sensei Ajiri Daishi or something lol
> After this dungeon, you’re going to the Nether tier and eat the Nether King, right? I knew it
> No way. You mean the old man is actually the successor of the dungeon master?

The chat scroll surged forward with a momentum I’d never seen before. So fast, in fact, that I could only manage to properly read the first few comments.

Even from that limited glimpse, though, it was obvious there were still countless things people wanted to ask. But if I tried to answer every single one of them, we’d be here forever. I decided it’d be better to focus only on the things I genuinely couldn’t leave unanswered.

Still, I managed to catch fragments of what looked like viewers’ theories. And… annoyingly enough, most of them were basically right. I couldn’t help but let out a dry laugh. Internet users really are sharp. Always have been. It’s honestly a little impressive.

“Sorry, everyone. I do remember most of what this… loli—uh, this dungeon master told me. I’ll summarize it all later, okay? That’s fine, right?”

I glanced at her.

“Dungeon Master-san?”

She gave a small shrug, as if it didn’t matter either way.

“As long as you’re just talking about it, I don’t care. Do whatever you want.”

“Thanks.”

I double-checked just in case—and got her approval.

Well, even if I explain everything, I have no idea if anyone will actually believe it. Honestly, even I’m only believing about half of it myself.

> Loli voice is hereeee!!!
> Her voice is insanely cute
> I thought she was an anime voice actress lol
> But she’s kinda super arrogant lol
> Well, she’s probably like super old in reality
> Yeah, she’s probably a loli BB… no, let’s stop here
> Edited voice, nice try

The comments, as usual, casually crossed lines that probably shouldn’t be crossed. I agreed with the sentiment—but there was no way I could let the “dame god loli” see this.

Then without even looking at the chat she spoke flatly,

“…Just so you know, if you say ‘loli BB’ out loud, you’ll explode on the spot. Understood, Daishi Ajiri?”

Her voice carried no emotion—but the pressure behind it was crushing.

Yeah. No doubt about it. She could read minds. And that word—loli BB—was clearly a landmine. Better avoid it.

“…Fine. I’ll take questions. There are probably a lot, but keep them brief—”

Then suddenly, her expression changed.

Until now, she’d been smirking like she was above it all. But in an instant, that smugness vanished, replaced by something like irritation or alarm.

Huh?

What’s with the sudden mood shift?

“…No way… after the Divine Domain-class… even the Abyssal Sea-class…? Who are these people…?”

She muttered under her breath like she was cursing something only she could see.

Divine Domain-class? Abyssal Sea-class?

I had no idea what she was talking about.

“Sorry, change of plans.”

“Eh?”

“I don’t have time to answer questions anymore.”

Hey, hold on.

What about all the stuff I was going to ask? Like the Nether King’s organs and everything? This is kind of a scam, isn’t it?

The viewers are going to riot over this.

Then she continued, businesslike and abrupt:

“To put it simply—within your world’s terms, a Nether Realm Knight has just cleared an Abyssal Sea-class stage. On top of that, I’ve received confirmation that a Hero Party is preparing for a re-attempt on the Nether Class dungeon. I can’t afford to waste time on idle conversation anymore.”

That was… extremely concise.

And also completely incomprehensible.

Was I supposed to be panicking right now or something?

“We’ll continue the explanation while we work,” she said. “For now—prepare yourself, Daishi Ajiri.”

“Prepare…?”

“Strip.”

“…Huh?! What?!”

“An awakening ritual will be performed for you. A final rite for one who has surpassed the final trial.”

“Awakening… ritual…?”

“Yes. I will grant you the highest-grade title and power necessary to conquer the Nether class—and to stand against those ‘Unknowns’.”

Her voice was calm.

Too calm. And somehow, that made it worse.

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Datsusara Souryo no Danjon Sousou Haishin

Chapter 43

“There’s a mirror over there, isn’t there? Try using Clairvoyance on yourself with it.”

Where the girl pointed, there stood a massive mirror—large enough to reflect an entire grown adult without difficulty.

Wait is that thing even there when I came in?

“Why would I need to use Clairvoyance on myse—”

“You can’t see your past life just by checking your own status normally, can you?”

…She really does know everything.

Dungeon Master, huh… terrifying.

The thought that I’d basically been watched this whole time left me with a faint sense of unease, but I did as I was told. Facing the mirror, I activated [Clairvoyance] and examined my own status from an outside perspective.

Name: Daishi Ajiri
Class: Cleric
Level: 20
HP: 999/999
MP: 999/999
Strength: 999  
Endurance: 999
Agility: 999
Intelligence: 999
Burial Power: 999[4817]
Skills:
Burial Fist (LV1)】  
Retribution (LV2)】
Requiem (LV2)】
Return (LV2)】
Cremation (LV2)】
Clairvoyance (LV4)】
Unique Skill:
Hell Gate
Past Life: Daishi Ajiri

…I mean, I’d kind of expected something like this given how things were going—but actually seeing it laid out like that felt deeply wrong.

My past life… is me.

Even if it came from someone who could probably tamper with my stats however they pleased, seeing it with my own eyes made it impossible to deny.

Then… I really had died once. 

And yet, I’m still here. My memories are clear. I remember everything—even things from before five years ago, when I supposedly died.

“Do you understand now, Ajiri Daishi?”

The girl stood beside the mirror, gazing up at me with a smile—young, yet strangely bewitching.

…No. Honestly, I didn’t understand a thing.

“Were you the one who brought me back to life?”

It was the most natural question to ask.

“I suppose you could say that. Half right, at least.”

She frowned slightly, as if troubled.

Half? What does that even mean?

“I handled the soul. The body, however, wasn’t my doing.”

…Yeah, there was no way I’d follow any of this if I kept interrupting.

Better to just listen.

“Heh. That look—you’ve finally decided to keep quiet and hear me out, haven’t you? Good. Obedience suits you, Ajiri-kun. Especially for an M.”

You’re getting dragged straight through the Hell Gate for that one.

“Now then, with the understanding that you’ve already died once, I’ll explain the important points in order. Just the essentials. If you think you won’t remember, feel free to take notes. I’ll take questions at the end. So… let’s begin with who I am.”

And with that, the girl began to unveil the truth.

◆◆◆

“…That about covers it. Do you more or less understand now?”

After speaking for about fifteen minutes straight, she paused and looked at me expectantly.

Understand?

Nah. Not even close. But even so, there were parts I couldn’t help but accept, as if they simply were that way. I remembered most of it, at least.

To organize my thoughts, I decided to mentally go over what she’d said one more time.

The little girl’s identity and the origin of dungeons

・ The girl is a fallen goddess. She was once one of the gods responsible for overseeing humanity, but after committing some grave offense, she incurred the wrath of the chief deity and was cast down into the human world. (She refused to say what exactly she had done.)

・In order to secure a place for herself in the human world, the fallen goddess created a dungeon. This West Tokyo Fourth Beginner Dungeon is that very place—the origin point of all dungeons.

・At first, she entertained herself by creating monsters within the dungeon, but eventually grew bored. Seeking something more interesting, she decided to pit the humans created by the gods against the monsters she had made, and thus unsealed the dungeon’s entrance.

・What began as a game gradually escalated. The fallen goddess started generating dungeons all over the world. As a result, humans known as “explorers” began to appear, guilds were formed, and dungeon exploration flourished into what it is today.

I took a breath and continued organizing everything she had told me, piece by piece, trying to force it into something resembling understanding.

The System of Monsters and Explorers

・Monsters don’t reproduce like humans. Nearly all of them are generated randomly through an automatic creation system devised by the fallen goddess, while their souls simply circulate.

・In a dungeon, when someone dies, the soul is sent to the [Selection Domain].

・The [Selection Domain] consists of seven layers. By overcoming more trials, a soul determines the strength and type of its next reincarnated body. Incidentally, Rakshasa was a “selector” from the fifth layer. These “selectors” are directly managed by the fallen goddess and can be regenerated almost instantly—meaning the Rakshasa will revive soon as well.

・Souls that surpass the trials from the fifth layer onward are granted individually customized bodies. Most boss-class monsters in high-difficulty dungeons fall into this category. Up to the fourth layer, they instead become unique-type entities within a dungeon.

・When an explorer dies inside a dungeon, they are absorbed into the fallen goddess’s system.

The Three Great Abysses of the World

・Bosses of the Divine Realm and Abyssal Sea classes are powerful beings who have surpassed the sixth layer of the Selection Domain. Only two such individuals have ever existed.

・The Nether King of the Nether Class is the only known entity to have transcended the seventh layer—a truly monstrous existence.

・Apparently, all of them were originally human explorers.

・These three dungeons operate independently. They’ve broken away from the fallen goddess’s control and now function under their own separate systems. She compared it to a subsidiary company tricking its parent company and going independent… though honestly, I didn’t fully get that analogy.

Unique Classes

・ [Unique Classes] are just labels humans assign within the status system, but to the fallen goddess, they are unknowns—entities beyond her understanding. In other words, they may exist under entirely different laws and causality than either the dungeon system or the human world. Because of that, she constantly keeps them under observation.

Ajiri Daishi (Me)

・Apparently, the place where I died five years ago was exactly at the boundary between the dungeon domain and the human world. As a result, my soul was sent to the Selection Domain, but my body remained human—making me an extremely irregular existence.

・As for why my body was resurrected… it was because I wasn’t originally destined to die there, or something about the Six Realms of Reincarnation, but I have absolutely no idea what that mean.

・Incidentally, although I have no memory of it, my soul apparently easily cleared the hidden eighth stage of the Selection Domain—making me an extraordinarily rare existence. 

・This West Tokyo Fourth Beginner Dungeon was essentially a training ground, designed from the moment I entered it to allow me to wield my soul’s power in the real world. After all, even with an exceptional soul, proper trials were necessary to manifest that strength in reality.

・The reason she trained me was to reclaim the Nether Class Dungeon. The Nether King poses a threat to the Dungeon Master’s position, so she intended to turn me—someone who cleared the eighth stage—into her assassin. 

・She originally wanted to start five years ago but claimed she couldn’t because my body was still bound by the causality of the human world. Again… I didn’t understand that part either.

・And apparently, me becoming an explorer was pure coincidence. I could have ended up just being an ordinary salaryman my whole life.

…Yeah. Laying it all out like this didn’t exactly make it easier to understand. But one thing was clear. Whether I liked it or not, I had been dragged into something completely insane.

“Have you managed to organize your thoughts a little?”

It seems the useless little goddess sensed that I was trying to sort things out and waited for me, but honestly, I’ve only managed to organize the general outlines. There’s just too much information, and I’m getting tired of thinking about it.

I think I’ll organize the remaining details by asking questions. 

Right. It would be so reassuring if the viewers were listening along with me at a time like this…

I wonder what everyone’s doing now…

> Next… episode… connect…?

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Chapter 42

I considered carrying Satsuki-chan inside with me, but in my current state, I smelled so awful that I’d only end up causing trouble. So instead, I gently laid her down on the steps by the entrance.

It was unlikely that anything would come attacking at this point, but just to be safe, I’d explain the situation to that little girl if I ran into her again and make sure Satsuki-chan would be protected.

That much, at least, I should be able to manage.

“Alright… let’s head inside.”

It was pitch-black—so dark I couldn’t see a thing—but after coming this far, there was no way I was backing out now. Still… I’d rather not fall into some hidden pitfall. Carefully, I pressed each step forward, moving slowly—

Creeeak…

“Ah! The door—!”

It shut on its own.

At the same moment, faint lights began to emerge within the darkness that had swallowed everything moments before.

Fwoosh, fwoosh.

On either side of me, candles mounted along the walls flickered to life. One after another, at steady intervals, the flames stretched deeper into the passage ahead, as if beckoning me forward—like a silent guide illuminating the path, urging me to come further in.

“…So you’re telling me to come, huh.”

With cautious steps, I made my way deeper into the temple hall, now faintly illuminated by the growing glow of candlelight. Before long, a space came into view where countless candles were clustered together, their flames overlapping in a dense, shimmering mass.

I was almost there.

A quiet tension tightened in my chest.

The voice I’d heard definitely belonged to a young girl. But that didn’t necessarily mean her appearance matched it. Well… she is probably a woman, but for all I knew she could be some old—…no, better not go there.

By the time I get hold of my thoughts, I had already reached my destination.

“You’re late. I thought you’d make it here much sooner.”

In front of me stood a broad, three-tiered wooden staircase.

At the top of those steps, in the center of a wide, circular space—

There she is. Her back faced me, a small-framed woman standing amidst a sea of flickering light. Candles—far too many to count—burned all around, their glow bathing her figure in an almost surreal radiance.

From behind, she looked like a woman dressed in a simple, oversized white cloth—something closer to a loose robe than proper clothing.

“Are you… the Dungeon Master?”

I called out to her from the foot of the stairs.

She hadn’t turned around yet, so I still couldn’t see her face. From the back, she definitely looked like a little girl—but if she turned around and ended up being some kind of—no, best not go there.

“That’s what humans call me. Though, I suppose it’s not entirely wrong. In this world, a dungeon is about the only place where I can exert any real influence, so it’s a fitting enough title.”

As she spoke, the Dungeon Master finally turned to face me.

“!!”

“Oh my, are you captivated by my beauty? How adorable, Ajiri Daishi.”

…Annoyingly enough, she was right.

If there were such a thing as the ultimate young girl who perfectly embodied both cuteness and beauty beyond human limits, it would be her. Her face—crafted as though to strike every possible weakness of those with a certain inclination—was flawless.

Long, straight golden hair cascaded down her back, shimmering with an almost divine brilliance. Her large, round eyes were a soft shade of light brown. Her face was unbelievably small—her nose, her lips, every feature delicately shaped and impossibly refined.

I’m absolutely not into loli—but standing before her, I couldn’t deny the unsettling feeling that something in me might be awakening. She was, in every sense, the perfect embodiment of a supreme, fearless child idol.

“Oh, and just so you know, I’ve already taken the liberty of cutting off your streaming camera. I can’t exactly allow anyone other than you to see me like this you see.”

Now that she mentioned it, the camera had been auto-tracking me this whole time, but the comment section hadn’t worked at all. The recording function was probably shut down too.

To think that even that absurdly high-performance camera—one that had adapted to every environment so far—could be stopped so easily…

And despite how unbearably foul I must smell right now, she didn’t seem bothered in the slightest.

Yeah… “Dungeon Master” definitely felt like the right title for her.

“Satsuki-chan… is she—”

“She’s fine. She’s an irregular case, but I’ve secured her safely at the entrance.”

Relief washed over me.

Alright! In that case, time to jump straight into question time!

The first thing I wanted to confirm was—

“I already know what you want to ask. I’ll explain everything step by step, so don’t rush, Ajiri Daishi.”

She looked like the perfect little girl—flawless in appearance—but the way she spoke, with that older-sister tone and condescending edge, was oddly irritating.

Step by step, she said?

No, forget that—tell me the one thing I want to know first!

“Where did you even get those Nether King’s organs? Start with that!”

Before she could begin her explanation, I cut in with the question that had been bothering me the most. Seriously, I’d been dying to know.

How the hell did she extract something like that and place it inside this dungeon?

I’m sure the viewers were curious too. I couldn’t check right now, but once I got out of here, that’d be the first thing I’d tell them.

“You’re really starting with something that trivial? There are plenty of other things to ask…”

“It’s not trivial! I really want to know!”

“I figured you were a bit of an idiot, but maybe you’re more of a hopeless one than I thought.”

What a rude little brat.

Just because she’s cute she

I swear, I’ll make her cry!

“Oh, that? I just stole it while that old man was drunk and passed out. He’s gotten sloppy with age—leaves himself wide open, you know.”

Wait, no—that’s not what I meant. I want to know how you moved it, how you extracted it in the first place. I mean, if you could pull something like that off, why not just defeat him outright? Why go through the trouble of making me eat it?

“Ahh, that look on your face—I can tell exactly what you’re trying to say. I’ll explain all of that too, but in order. So just listen properly, you little idiot Ajiri.”

Say that again and I’ll knock you into the afterlife.

“First, I need to go over a basic premise.”

“A premise?”

“Yes. I’ve been watching everything since the moment you entered this dungeon—right up until you arrived here.”

“…Wait, really?”

“Oh? You didn’t notice? Well, no matter. I’ll continue.”

“Okay…”

“During your exploration, that irregular—Amane Satsuki—mentioned something about a ‘price,’ didn’t she?”

Irregular, huh… that choice of words bothered me too, but she said she’d go in order, so I held my tongue.

Come to think of it, Satsuki-chan did say something like that. That there had to be some kind of heavy price behind the absurd power I’d gained. I’d completely forgotten about it until now, but hearing it again sent a chill crawling up my spine.

Yeah… there’s no way there isn’t a price. I’ve gotten way too strong for it to be free.

“It all began five years ago. We have to go back to the moment you died—right in front of the entrance to this West Tokyo Fourth Beginner Dungeon, choking on your own vomit.”

“Ahh, five years ago. Mm, that was back when I was still a corporate slave! I somehow ended up in front of this place drunk out of my mind. Man, I remember it being freezing cold—wait… what? What did you just say!? I didn’t quite catch that part—what was it again…?”

“The price. You’ve already paid the greatest price a human possibly can.”

She spoke flatly.

…I heard her. I just couldn’t accept it.

Because what this little girl was saying—

“Ajiri Daishi. You died once.”

Wha… wha… 

Whaaaaaaaaat the hell are you talking abouuuuuuut!?

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