Isekai Nonbiri Sanpo Tabi

Walking, Chapter 304: Work begins!

“Umm… first, let’s sort out these documents.”

“Margrave-sama, where are the urgent approvals and important documents kept?”

“Hahaha… no idea!”

…Yeah. This is hopeless.

We need to sort this out as fast as possible.

“Sue, Casey-san, Telma-san—let’s separate anything that needs immediate approval or priority handling.”

“Yes.”

“I’ll get right on it.”

“Oh, but… the Margrave is trying to sneak out.”

As Telma said, the Margrave was indeed tiptoeing toward the door like a thief, one hand already on the doorknob.

Since we had Emilia-sama’s permission anyway… I guess it was time for him to reflect a little.

I gathered magic in my hand.

BZZZZT—!!

“GYAAAH!”

I increased the output of the lightning slightly and struck the Margrave again.

“GYAAAH!”

Then Sue—who now looked just a little angry—grabbed the Margrave by the legs and dragged him back to his seat while he was still smoking faintly.

Squeak… squeak…

Next, she used restraint magic to bind him firmly to the chair.

Of course, she left his arms free so he could still work.

After that, she cast a recovery spell on him.

“Hah—! W-where am I…? W-wait, I’m tied to a chair!”

“Margrave-sama, let’s work through these documents together. If you get tired, I’ll cast a full-powered recovery spell on you.”

Yeah, Sue was definitely mad too.

She was smiling sweetly, but there was a vein visibly twitching on her forehead. And with the Margrave securely fixed to the chair, there was no escaping now.

Bang.

“First, please sign these documents.”

“These are urgent ones that need to be processed in the near future.”

Next, Casey-san and Telma-san—both smiling brightly—slammed a neatly sorted stack of documents down onto the desk. It was the kind of smile that didn’t reach their eyes.

Yeah… they were definitely angry too.

“B-but I still have field duties out—”

“Young master, please give it up. For the next several days, your duties will be handled by the madam.”

“What did you say?!”

Even the Margrave’s last hope was effortlessly crushed by the butler who’s still smiling politely as ever.

With his shoulders slumping, the Margrave finally gave in and began working—albeit reluctantly.

“Now then, everyone else will also be quite busy today. After all, these documents were originally properly sorted by processing date, well… before the young master completely scrambled them.”

“““Yes, sir!”””

The butler called out to the other attendants in the office.

Wait—so they had been properly organized, and he was the one who messed them all up?

Hearing that, Sue and the others began radiating visible waves of anger.

But the Margrave, desperately signing papers one after another, never noticed at all.

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Isekai Nonbiri Sanpo Tabi

Walking, Chapter 303: A pile of documents

“““Haa… haa… haa…”””

“Alright, that’s enough for today. Let’s have breakfast.”

With everyone thoroughly knocked down by Emilia-sama, the morning’s training finally came to an end.

Sue, Casey-san, and Telma-san were on their knees, gasping for breath. Meanwhile, despite sparring with every single one of us, Emilia-sama wasn’t even sweating—her breathing perfectly steady.

“Kyahaha!”

“““Wait up!”””

Shiro, the others, and Ao—who had already finished their turns earlier—were now playing a game of tag with Kent-chan. At least they looked like they were having fun. Then again, being a beastkin, Kent-chan was surprisingly quick on his feet.

“Today, I’d like everyone to help organize some documents. A certain someone has let quite a backlog pile up.”

“Guk—”

During breakfast, Emilia-sama explained our plans for the day.

The Margrave—who had been knocked unconscious by her yesterday—turned pale all over again. At this rate, it was easy to imagine mountains of paperwork waiting for us.

“Huh? What about Shiro?”

“Shiro, Fran, and Horn will be helping me and Ken-chan with a different task.”

““““Oka~y!””””

It seemed Shiro and the others were going to do something with Emilia-sama, but I had a feeling it was better not to ask too deeply. Ao would be joining Shiro’s group as well.

Just then, Emilia-sama turned to me again.

“Shun, if the Margrave tries to slack off, feel free to hit him with lightning. He’s sturdy, so make it a strong one.”

“Hey, hey, that’s going a bit far, don’t you think!?”

“““Ahaha….”””

Sue and the others let out awkward laughs at Emilia-sama’s completely unhesitating demand.

As for me, I could only silently pray that I wouldn’t actually have to shock the Margrave.

And so, we headed straight for the Margrave’s office together.

Bang.

“M-Margrave sir, what exactly is the meaning of this?”

“Hahaha. I wonder what indeed!”

“Shun, do it.”

“W-wait just a—”

BZZZT—!!

“GYAAH!”

The moment we stepped into the Margrave’s office, there it was—a mountain of documents piled high on the desk, as if defying gravity itself. A surge of irritation hit Emilia-sama, and with her command, I unleashed a bolt of electricity at the Margrave.

“Daaad, that’s so uncool!”

“Ugh…”

Kent-chan poked at the Margrave as he lay there, still twitching from the shock.

It’s a really uncool looking at an adult sprawled on the floor in the least dignified way possible.

“Alright then, I’ll leave the rest to you. Ah, don’t worry—he’ll need occasional tea breaks to recover properly, but the butler will handle that.”

“Shun-oniichan, I’m off!”

“““We’re going too!”””

Having said her piece, Emilia-sama promptly left the office with Shiro and the others in tow.…And just like that, I was left staring at what felt very much like a high-difficulty mission in human form.

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Datsusara Souryo no Danjon Sousou Haishin

Chapter 41

I might have survived without being torn apart because I was hiding behind the Hell Gate. 

The Hell Gate remained completely intact even after that super-explosion. [Cremation] automatically determines friend or foe before incinerating targets, but it was unclear whether that explosion had been subjected to the same judgment.

That was careless of me. I should never have burned a fart.

However, the live streaming camera that was positioned in front of me…

That certainly wouldn’t have escaped unscathed.

The comment feed that had been floating in the air just moments ago is now—

> Rakshasa-san got blown to pieces lol
> You can’t use 【Cremation】 in a situation like that lol
> That was intense
> The flash was so strong I couldn’t tell what happened for a second
>The sound was insane too
> Absolute mega explosion

It was exactly the same. No damage or whatsoever.

Seriously… this broadcast camera is insane. Its durability is on par with the Hell Gate.

No, but really… that was close. In every sense. I wouldn’t have been surprised if I’d died several times over.

Come to think of it… what happened to my level?

Even though I had defeated Rakshasa, no level-up screen appeared this time. Maybe I didn’t get a level-up because it wasn’t classified as a monster.

Hmm, if I have the chance, I guess I’ll ask that loli about it.

For now, I’ll just be glad I’m alive.

But…. what am I supposed to do next?

I defeated Rakshasa without thinking, but how am I supposed to get back to where Satsuki-chan is from here? I’m not supposed to be stuck here forever… right?

> Huh? The Hell Gate is…
> It just kinda vanished lol
> So, in the end, what even was the Hell Gate? lol
> I guess that “Corruption Domain” was referring to that stinky fart-filled space lol
> Mm. Rakshasa’s body definitely rotted away
> I wonder if his soul rotted too? lol
> That’s terrifying but funny
> The old man was fine though
> Mister, did you level up?
> Rakshasa’s harem dream was shattered
> Who even is that little girl?
> But seriously, how doeshe get out of here lol
> Oh? The place where the Hell Gate disappeared… it’s distorting…

While the scrolling comments continued unabated, I blankly watched the Hell Gate quietly fade away—when suddenly, a vortex of space-time began to form in its place.

Thank goodness! Looks like I can finally return to the real world!

Gulp. I can go back there, right? Please, I really don’t want to get warped off to some other incomprehensible place again.

Well, there was no point overthinking it. I had no choice but to go.

『 It’s a slightly different ending from what I had anticipated, but very well. Return now. Ajiri Daishi. 』

Once again, that arrogant loli’s voice echoed in my mind.

Dungeon Master? Or whatever she was, she clearly had no manners when speaking to adults.

She might need a bit of proper education. Besides, I had a mountain of questions for that little girl.

I’m coming now. Just stay there quietly trembling while you wait for me!

◆◆◆

I leapt into the vortex of space-time—and just like that, I successfully returned to the real world. Back to the mountain path where I had been fighting Rakshasa’s massive stone statue. 

Now somewhat accustomed to teleportation, I stood there without even losing consciousness.

The stone statue of Rakshasa was gone. Or rather… the area had somehow been restored to the state it was in when Satsuki-chan and I fell from the upper level.

Trees and vegetation that should have been violently torn apart were now completely intact, as if nothing had ever happened.

Was this also the power of that loli?

> Oh, it connected
> The traces of battle are gone
> Are you sure this is the same place you fell earlier?
> Don’t tell me it’s another different dimension
> Glad Daishi-san is okay
> Man, that was an insane fight
> But ending it with a fart is kinda… lol
>【Hell Gate】 is such a tricky skill
> You can’t use it when allies are around
> Maybe it distinguishes friend or foe?
> Try it on Satsuki lol
> Try using 【Hell Gate】 on Satsuki-chan? Seriously, are you guys demons?

Of course I’m not going to do that. Well… depending on how things go from here, there might be a situation where I have no choice. But basically, I only intend to use it in absolute, life-or-death situations.

Now then.

If this really is the original location, then if I walk up this approach toward the main hall, Satsuki-chan should be there…

Ah. There she is.

At the entrance of the main hall. Satsuki-chan was sitting neatly on the small three-step staircase, quietly writing something down.

I wonder what she’s writing.

Ah, right. She was here to investigate this “Western Tokyo Fourth Beginner Dungeon.” Maybe she’s taking the chance to compile her field notes now that things have calmed down.

After everything that happened, it must be a lot to organize.

…Wait. Is she going to record all things about me in detail too?

Well, of course she will. The dungeon itself was strange enough, but I was honestly just as abnormal. And the live viewer count right now is… uh, 650,000. I’m starting to get used to it, but 650,000 people watching in real time is still insanely abnormal.

I’m just a beginner. No matter how much I might be stealing Satsuki-chan’s viewers, this number is simply impossible. There are probably all kinds of people watching. Even people from Guild Headquarters are definitely watching at this point.

Sigh.

What’s going to happen to me after I get out of here?

Maybe I shouldn’t have started streaming after all.

“Heyyy, Satsuki-chaaan!”

“Oh! Daishi-san!”

Despite my growing anxiety, I forced myself to act cheerful and ran toward Satsuki-chan.

Worrying about it now wouldn’t change anything.

Right now, the priority was to get information from the temple loli.

Satsuki-chan stopped writing and welcomed me with a smile.

Let’s move forward—just focus on that for now. If I keep trying, surely a brighter future is waiting ahead!

“I’m so glad you’re safe! Are you hurt anywhere? If something hurts, I can heal—wait… it stiiiiinks!!!”

Gigigigi-giiii…

“Ah….”

Only then did I realize.

Without me noticing, my body had completely soaked up the fragrant, destructive miasma of the Hell Gate. And as a result, I ended up sending Satsuki-chan into convulsions… and she passed out.

At the same time, the heavy main hall doors let out a deep metallic creaking sound as they finally opened—and beyond them, the darkness inside seemed to mock me, beckoning me inward.

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Datsusara Souryo no Danjon Sousou Haishin

Chapter 40

(Nether King’s Side)

A mysterious voice spoke.

“…Hoh. It seems something quite tremendous is about to be unleashed for the first time in a long while.”

◆◆◆

(Vibration sound)

The surface of the Southwest Prison Domain, and even the air itself, has begun to vibrate violently. 

From deep within my lower abdomen, an ominous force is rapidly rising. It’s approaching.

Closer.

It’s getting closer and closer!

“…Here it is!”

So I hadn’t been wrong about the activation method! Probably!

At this moment, I was about to unleash what might be the most evil fart in my entire life.

Uhm…Is my underwear going to be okay?

“You fool… I cannot allow that technique to be released!”

“Too late!!”

My lower body and sphincter resonated as one, gathering all intent into a single catastrophic release.

Take this!

My ultimate forbidden technique—

Gate of Hell!!

PFFFSSSHHHH…

…It was just a silent one.

“…Huh? Nothing happened?”

“Ah—stop playing games! You’ll die with that ridiculous pose—!!”

For a split second, I thought I saw the Rakshasa, who had been rapidly approaching me with the force to take my life, suddenly stop.

Yes, just for a split second.

Why was it only visible for a fleeting moment?

It was because my vision was taken away. By something that had appeared without warning.

A real, massive gate.

> It actually came out LMAO
> It’s huge!!
> That’s the gate of hell??
> No way…. that was the correct activation method? lol
> Why is the backside view so unclear?
> Open the camera angle already!!
> Rakshasa is frozen in shock lol
> Wait… what is that smell??
> That *, I think that looks like that one LOL
> Don’t tell me that shape is—

Even as the camera shifted, only the chat remained visible like an overlay in midair.

This streaming system really is beyond me.

Anyway… Correct or not, the Gate of Hell—my unique Demon King skill—had clearly activated.

The trembling of air and ground had stopped. The gate towered so high I couldn’t even see its top. I pulled my buried legs free and cautiously peeked from behind it.

Rakshasa was visibly sweating, shaken.

“…HAAAAAAAAAA!!”

He powered up. His red-purple aura clashed with the blue-white distortion of the domain, creating a violent contrast.

He’s definitely serious now.

“This is MY domain!! Not the Nether King’s garden!! Even the Gate of Hell—despite its absolute decay field—cannot… KUUUUURGH, IT STINKS!!”

I couldn’t see the front clearly, but something was definitely happening.

Chat, what’s going on?

> LOL His face is twitching
> Is it already active??
> Feels like it’s leaking…
> The smell must be insane
> Rakshasa is suffering LMAO
> What is this apocalypse…
> Why is the old man fine??
> Don’t let your guard down!!

Apparently, something like a “decay wind” had been unleashed. A foul, oppressive pressure filled the domain.

And there he was—

Rakshasa, now completely pale, standing still as the invisible wave battered him. Impressive that he was still standing, honestly.

But… yeah.

That was probably—

just a fart.

“…”

Well then. If that’s the case, I guess I should just finish this.

“Cremation!”

I casually reached one hand out from behind the gate and fired my usual technique.

This time, he should be weakened—

…Hm?

A high-pitched KIIIIIIIN sound echoed from Rakshasa’s direction.

That’s strange.

Cremation doesn’t make that kind of noise.

Wait a second…

Oh right.

> DON’T USE FIRE THERE!!!

Right. Gas is… flammable.

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Walking, Chapter 302: Emilia-sama’s strength

Starting the next morning, we were set to begin our work in earnest within the Western Margravate—but of course, our daily training came first.

Inviting Casey-san and Telma-san to join us had been part of the plan… but for some reason, Emilia-sama and Kent-chan dressed in full knight attire and brimming with enthusiasm, were already waiting in the courtyard too.

“Fufu, we train every morning as well. Let’s do our best together today.”

“I’ll do my best!”

Hmm… I wasn’t quite sure how intense to make the session, but for now, we might as well stick to our usual routine.

We began, as always, with exercises to circulate and control our mana.

“Sue-san, would you mind teaching us how to control mana as well?”

“We mainly use it for physical enhancement, but we still can’t handle it very well…”

“Of course—let’s practice together.”

Casey-san and Telma-san immediately gathered around Sue, eager to learn everything they could about mana control. They were the same age, both noble daughters—and seeing them so openly teaching and learning from each other like this was honestly refreshing.

After that, we moved on to some light sparring practice.

“Toryaaa!”

“Whoa amazing!”

Kent-chan was absolutely thrilled as he watched Shiro and Ao’s usual high-speed sparring match unfold before him. More importantly, Kent-chan isn’t even two years old yet, and somehow he can actually follow their movements.

“Fufufu, Ken-chan has exceptionally sharp eyes. As a fighter, he’s quite the promising prospect.”

“No, no—his education as the future Margrave comes first.”

I couldn’t help but interject as Emilia-sama beamed with pride, but there was no doubt about it—Kent-chan had clearly inherited her blood.

“Sue, your movements are truly impressive.”

“But I’ve only just started learning swordsmanship from the Northern Margrave’s soldiers.”

“In that case, we shall be the ones to teach you next.”

Sue, Casey-san, and Telma-san had completely hit it off, pushing each other to improve.

Watching them, both Emilia-sama and I couldn’t help but smile.

“Now then, I’ll spar with Shun.”

“Yes, I look forward to it.”

Fran and Horn were already paired off as usual, leaving me without a partner—so I ended up doing combat training with Emilia-sama. An opportunity to face a top-tier martial artist like her doesn’t come often. I’d better give this everything I’ve got.

“Come on, anytime you’re ready.”

The moment I looked at her, a bead of sweat slipped down my cheek.

Emilia-sama stood there with her arms hanging loosely at her sides, completely unguarded. At a glance, she looked wide open—but if I rushed in carelessly, I’d be countered in an instant.

No tricks, then. I’ll go all out from the start.

“Hah—sei!”

“Good. Come at me with everything you’ve got.”

I launched a series of thrusts and kicks straight at her, but Emilia-sama deflected and evaded them all with the bare minimum of movement. I had planned to study her technique as we fought—but I didn’t have that kind of leeway at all.

She was on a completely different level.

Thud.

“Guh—!”

“Let’s call it a day here. Your movements are excellent, Shun, but your body control is still lacking. Before trying to copy my technique, you should first refine your own.”

“So you saw right through me. As expected of you, Emilia-sama.”

With a light sweep of my legs, she sent me off balance—and before I even realized it, the edge of her hand was already poised at my throat. She really is on an entirely different level.

“Now then, the rest of you—come at me one by one. I’ll point out each of your areas for improvement tomorrow.”

“Then Shiro’s next!”

“I’m after that!”

Without breaking a sweat, Emilia-sama took on challenger after challenger.

At this point, the defeat was so absolute that it almost felt refreshing.

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Walking, Chapter 301: Dinner together

The guest rooms were divided among me, Sue, Casey-san, and Telma-san, while Shiro and the others would drift between rooms whenever the mood struck them. At this rate, there was a good chance my room would end up empty.

After dropping off my luggage, it was time for a bath. Luckily, there was a simple bath area attached to the guest room, so I decided to use that.

“Man… I’m exhausted. So much has happened…”

I let out a long sigh as I soaked in the bath alone for the first time in a while.

The commotion had settled down for now, but it would still take several days before the national army arrived to take custody of that adventurer. More importantly, the harvest festival would come first. I should probably stay on guard. I’ve got a feeling something’s going to happen.

That said, the Margrave’s household will likely handle things at the outset. For now, we’ll just wait and see.

Alright, out of the bath—time to get dressed.

Click.

“““Let’s go eat!”””

““““Ah—””””

Just as I had finished putting on my underwear, Shiro and the others burst the bathroom door open with full force.

And just like that, I made eye contact with Sue, Casey-san, and Telma-san.

T-that was close….

If they’d opened the door even a moment earlier, I would’ve been completely naked.

“Ahaha… sorry about that…”

Sue’s cheeks flushed faintly as she quickly shut the bathroom door again.

Yeah,  I’m definitely going to have to give Shiro and the others a lecture.

“Shiro, Fran, Horn. You can’t just open doors like that. You need to knock first.”

“““Yes Sir!”””

Whether they really understood me or not was questionable, but the three of them replied cheerfully all the same.

With a feeling they’d probably do it again anyway, I finished getting dressed.

“Hm? Is the Margrave still not available?”

“My husband left a mountain of work behind when he went out, so he’s still tied up with it. Don’t worry about him.”

When we arrived at the dining hall, Emilia-sama explained why the Margrave wasn’t present. Apparently, he already had an overwhelming backlog of work—and on top of that, he’d gone all the way to the Adventurers’ Guild just to meet us. The way she put it, it almost sounded like he’d used the guild as an excuse to escape his duties.

Well, in that sense, I can see why Emilia-sama is absolutely furious.

“Well then, let’s not worry about formalities and simply enjoy the meal. Cheers.”

“““““Cheers!”””””

With Emilia-sama leading the toast, dinner began.

A lavish spread of dishes covered the table, and Shiro and the others wasted no time digging in.

The Western Margravate was known for both its vegetables and meat, and the quality of the ingredients truly stood out in every bite.

“Mommy, the meat’s really yummy!”

“I’m glad you like it. Go on, eat as much as you want.”

“Okay!”

Kent-chan really lives up to being a beastkin—despite his young age, he’s got quite the appetite. He’s small and adorable now, but at this rate, he might grow as big as the marquis someday.

What caught my attention, though, was how Casey-san and Telma-san were eating. Watching them, I couldn’t help but wonder if—like Sue when we first met—they hadn’t been given enough to eat before.

Sue seemed to notice it too, so we’ll have to keep an eye on Casey-san and Telma-san for a while. And sure enough, as soon as the meal ended, the two of them fell asleep almost instantly.Even Shiro and the others knew better than to disturb them while they slept, so they obediently curled up beside Sue and me for the night.

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Walking, Chapter 300: Let’s all work hard together

“While it is not unusual for a guardian lord to have some say in the marriages of those under their protection, there is absolutely no precedent for simply telling them to become adventurers from the start. Sue has also been subject to various comments regarding marriage. In her case, it’s a one-year limited-term arrangement for adventuring, provided there are no issues.”

“Actually… Lord Kasuak told us that since Sue-san is already working as an adventurer, it shouldn’t be a problem for us to become adventurers as well.”

“We did try to explain that we knew Sue-san’s adventuring term was limited to one year, but… they refused to listen to anything we said.”

“That Count has always been foolish, but this has gone beyond foolishness. Give me a moment.”

Ah… so that Count Kasuak had been exploiting Sue’s situation as justification to force Casey-san and Telma-san into becoming adventurers.

Emilia-sama’s anger seemed to deepen even further as she picked up a tablet-like magical device—one that Sue also used—and began tapping at it rapidly.

“Tail—ooh~, same!”

“Yeah, we match.”

“Fran has a tail too!”

“Horn doesn’t have one…”

At some point, Kent had wandered over to Shiro’s group, and now they were all happily swaying their tails together. Horn, being a celestial race, didn’t have a tail, but she flapped her wings instead.

It was an incredibly peaceful, heartwarming scene but I had a feeling Kent might actually be escaping here because he could sense his mother’s killing intent radiating through the room.

“Alright, I’ve reported everything to my father as well. It should be all taken care of.”

“““……”””

Emilia-sama said it with a satisfied smile, as if she had just finished a simple task.

But… her father is the King, right?

All of us—me included—were left completely speechless. At this point, Count Kasuak had really gone and made an enemy of someone he absolutely should not have.

“Hmm… Since it will take about two weeks for the national army to arrive from the royal capital, how will you two be spending your time?”

“If it’s all right, we’d like to continue adventuring and learn as much as we can.”

“We also want to observe things from a commoner’s perspective.”

“That’s a good way to learn. And with the harvest festival coming up, there’s plenty of work to be done. Sue, make sure you teach them properly as adventurers.”

“Yes. I’ll do my best to teach them.”

Casey-san and Telma-san’s determination made Emilia-sama nod happily.

Honestly, not just Sue—but I felt like I should help teach them as well.

At that moment, the butler who had earlier carried the Margrave in so easily entered the reception room.

“Excuse me. The guest rooms have been prepared.”

“Thank you. Sue, would you prefer to share a room with Shun? You were sharing rooms during your journey anyway, weren’t you?”

“W-what?! T-th-that’s not the case at all!”

Sue’s face turned bright red as she hurriedly denied it. Well, it was clear Emilia-sama was teasing her on purpose.

As for me, I simply continued talking about our journey, quietly waiting for Sue’s embarrassment to cool down.

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Hazure Skill “Alarm”, jitsuwa fūin kaijo no nōryoku deshita. Ochikobore no shōnen wa, nemuri kara sameta megami-tachi to yasashī saikyō o mezasu

Chapter 161: Love memento

When Safi stepped outside, the spring wind rushed over her like a rushing tide. She looked up at the world from her small stature, stretching wide—wide for a Dwerg, at least. Sunlight wrapped around her, and the breeze played through her green hair.

“What a good weather!”

The underground had its charm, but the outdoors… especially in spring, was unmatched. And it was thanks to that horn-playing boy that she could feel this again.

—I have to be useful to him.

Rion was sitting alone on a bench. Safi approached and spoke.

“Rion.”

Every time she talked to him, she ended up saying things she didn’t need to. Just being near him made her head feel hot, flushed. Perhaps it was the nature of a Dwerg—when wielding a hammer she could maintain a calm, even if just a little. That was why most of their conversations had taken place while working at the forge.

This time, too, she relied on “work” to steady herself.

Safi’s gaze swept over him from head to toe. Armor, gauntlets, boots—everything looked intact. No broken plates, no loose studs. Only one thing betrayed the recent battle, a fresh scrape on his cheek.

“…I saw you out there… you took quite a beating.”

Safi pursed her lips at the thought of Thor’s merciless training.

Rion touched the scraped spot, giving her a sheepish little smile.

“Even so, I was still able to fight. Gods are incredible, really.”

Safi chuckled softly. This boy—always marveling at others. He called everyone amazing, yet here he was, a mere mortal, daring to fight alongside gods.

You know could afford to hold your head a little higher…. She thought.

“So… your weapons and armor are all right?”

Rion drew the Blue Crystal short sword from its sheath.

“Yeah. Thanks… without your sword, Safi, I’d have taken even more damage. Ever since you re-etched the magical runes, I feel like my movements are faster.”

“That’s natural. The runes I carve? Even for a black Dwerg, they’re top-notch.”

Safi shook her green hair, a proud smile tugging at her lips.

It was probably the reason their conversation slipped immediately back into the roles of blacksmith and adventurer—she hadn’t dared to say anything else.

After the practical talk ended, silence settled.

Rion turned his blue eyes to her.

“…What’s wrong?”

Her heart skipped. There was no more work to be done—as a blacksmith, she had nothing left to say.

“Ah, um—”

Her mouth opened and closed uselessly. Words circled in her mind, unsure of which to speak or hold back.

Rion tilted his water flask with a concerned look.

—Say it.

Perhaps because of what a companion had said to her earlier, a question slipped from her lips before she could stop it.

“Do you… have someone you like?”

Rion froze completely.

“…Safi?”

The boy’s back trembled. Then, spectacularly, he choked, a sip of water going the wrong way.

“S-sorry… I didn’t expect you to ask something like that…”

“Ah, me neither…”

The words were out. They couldn’t be taken back. They floated between them, untouchable, suspended like clouds in the conversation.

Both their eyes darted around. Rion was bright red. Safi was bright red.

What am I supposed to do?

“W-what’s wrong? All of a sudden…”

“Eh, um…”

Safi mentally repeated the phrase, “Am I an idiot?”, in her head a hundred times.

Rion honestly folded his arms, thinking.

“I-I… I guess… I don’t know.”

Of course—Rion always answered sincerely. Not a lie, not a dodge. That was genuinely how he felt.

“…I see.”

“Yeah…”

But now that Rion had answered, Safi had no choice but to respond. She had boxed herself in, and just at this moment, her resolve wavered.

And then, her mouth moved on its own.

“You… you said ‘I don’t know’?”

Rion nodded firmly.

“…Yeah. I don’t know.”

The spring wind blew past them.

The boy had said he didn’t know. And because he was so honest, if there wasn’t anyone, he would have said, there isn’t anyone.

Rion’s profile was still flushed red. His gaze didn’t clearly fix on anything—neither looking down nor up—but if anything, it seemed as if he were tracing the sunlight streaming from above.

Spring… maybe I don’t really like it after all.

Even now, the scent of flowers lingered in the air. For some reason, Safi found herself smiling.

“Hmph. I like you, Rion.”

Rion turned to her, eyes wide with surprise. Safi grinned mischievously.

“…Eh? Eh!?”

“But it’s okay.”

She gave a firm pat to Rion’s back.

“It’s okay. I’d already noticed, more or less… just take care of the goddess, okay?”

Safi strode off, leaving the training grounds. As she passed, the thunderous figure of Thor gave her a puzzled look.

Near the cathedral, golden light descended from the sky.

“Hm? Safi, is that you?”

Wrapped in sunlight, Solana appeared, radiating divine presence.

She, too, probably noticed that Safi was acting differently than usual—her eyes slightly glistening, cheeks still flushed.

Safi fumbled for an excuse.

“What’s wrong? Not by Rion’s side?”

“Hm… the sun caught my attention a little. I stayed away for a moment.”

Solana looked up at the sky, then bent slightly, concern etching her expression.

“Are you in any pain?”

Her large eyes and the straight line of her nose—She really was a goddess, Safi thought.

“I can heal minor things with my blessing.”

Solana added.

Safi shook her head. The shadows of the cathedral hid them from anyone else. Here, it was just Solana and herself.

With her dark eyes fixed on the goddess, Safi asked boldly,

“…Goddess, do you like Rion?”

Now it was Solana’s turn to be stunned.

What Safi had said before—well, perhaps it was more of a venting than retaliation—was now thrown straight at the goddess herself.

Solana froze for a moment. Her golden eyes flickered, her cheeks flushed. She touched her face repeatedly, as if confused by the strange sensation spreading through her chest.

“Uh… uhm… what is this… it’s hot… and my chest feels… fuzzy…”

The radiance around her shimmered, waxing and waning.

Safi couldn’t help but burst out laughing.

The Rion who had saved her back then had been unmistakably a hero. And she herself… had probably fallen for a hero. And a hero—well, perhaps only the gods could truly notice such a person.

“I said it, you know.”

“Huh? Eh…?”

“It feels a bit clearer now. Well, it’s not perfect happiness, but… not bad at all.”

Safi waved goodbye to Solana.

“God should hurry too. The end is near.”

With those words, Safi turned the corner. She started running. So that regret, doubt, and all those other things wouldn’t catch up to her.

She ran and ran and ran. She bumped into someone.

“Huh? Safi?”

It was Mia.

Tears came belatedly, and Safi clung to Mia, crying for a while.

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I must have frozen for a while after Safi left. Hearing the words “I like you” directly from her mouth hit me like a hammer—no, like someone had pounded my chest instead of my head. My heart throbbed violently.

“Huh… what… does this mean…?”

Safi had walked away laughing, but she had seemed… a little pained. Thinking that way made my chest ache all the more. At the same time, even with my muddled thoughts, I knew one thing—I shouldn’t chase after her. It felt like it would be dishonest otherwise.

Then the edge of my vision brightened. Solana descended beside me, floating lightly.

I noticed something unusual about her too. Normally, she would look straight at me—but now, she kept her gaze lowered. Her cheeks were strangely flushed.

“Hm. Rion.”

“…What’s wrong?”

I felt… odd. My words wouldn’t come out right.

The goddess spoke.

“Nothing.”

—Solana sometimes answered like that. It had become a habitual phrase, repeated over and over, and somehow, it had become my escape route in conversation.

But now, I clenched both hands on my knees.

It was time. Time to face her properly.

“…It’s not that there’s nothing wrong… there must be something.”

Solana’s eyes snapped up at me.

In terms of a battle, it felt like a frozen front line suddenly taking a cautious step forward.

We were both bright red, trying to hold each other’s gaze—but even that lasted only a few seconds before we both looked away. There was no way it could be “nothing.”

This… this had never happened before.

“…Yeah.”

The goddess lowered her chin, and the smile she gave me was faint, almost strained—a subtle contrast to her usual radiant, confident smile. My cheeks flushed even hotter.

“I… I’ll face this properly too. How to handle this kind of moment… actually, I heard about it from your sister.”

“Lu told you?”

“Mm.”

Then, with a raised finger, the goddess made a suggestion that left me completely stunned.

Lu… thinking about something like this…?

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Hazure Skill “Alarm”, jitsuwa fūin kaijo no nōryoku deshita. Ochikobore no shōnen wa, nemuri kara sameta megami-tachi to yasashī saikyō o mezasu

Chapter 160: Safi’s feelings

The dwarf Safi had a much longer lifespan than humans. Though she looked like a five or six-year-old girl, she had lived many times longer—decades, even over a century. Such long experience had taught her that time never flowed the same way twice. Sometimes it surged past in an instant. Other times, it dragged on leisurely. The perception of time itself changed with circumstances. Lately, she realized, time was clearly passing faster.

“Ah-choo!”

Safi sneezed softly, but the sound echoed oddly through the silent cathedral.

She checked from the second floor to see if anyone else had heard—thankfully, the building seemed empty.

Today, she had to carve defensive magical runes throughout the cathedral.

“Gotta rush… all right!”

Seven days had nearly passed since the royal capital had been attacked by monsters.

There was a mountain of work to do. Safi set traps and protective measures across the base to keep Rion’s sister, Luisia, safe. The reinforcements from her homeland, the dwarf kingdom of Alfheim, were a great help. With more hands to help and being an expert blacksmith, Safi could focus on the most critical points.

“All right… there!”

Safi struck the wall one final time with her golden hammer. The magical rune she had carved shimmered into view, and the cathedral walls gained the hardness of steel.

“Well… if the enemy ever reaches this far, it’s already a dire situation—but better safe than sorry. Please, work properly.”

She spoke softly to the rune, a kind of wish, even though it had no consciousness.

“Now, what’s next?”

Before she could decide, a loud, charged voice came from outside.

“Hah!”

Her shoulders jerked involuntarily. Safi opened a window on the cathedral’s second floor and looked down at the training yard. Inside the castle walls, the space was tight, and the buildings were close together. Directly below the window was the training area. 

And there he was—Rion, locked in combat.

His opponent was the towering, muscular form of the god Thor, wrapped in rough cloth. Red hair streamed in the wind, spreading out with an almost oppressive presence. Just standing before him, Safi thought, she might lose her footing from the sheer intimidation.

“…He’s really going at it.”

It was a serious duel. Rion gripped his dagger tightly, his breath already ragged, his body marked with cuts.

And Thor—

“Here I go!”

The massive hammer swung in a wide arc. Rion was sent flying, crashing into a pile of firewood against the wall. He sank into it as if he had plopped into a deep sofa, half-buried by the logs.

Safi instinctively covered her eyes.

Thor’s gaze, however, was calm, almost teasing, as if he were smiling at her.

“What’s wrong?”

She wanted to shout, “What’s wrong? You’re taking this way too seriously!”—but of course, it wouldn’t reach him.

Rion himself rose to his feet.

“I… I feel more awake now.” he said.

He stepped out from the pile of firewood and readied his sword again. He had recovery skills, no doubt, yet he made no effort to heal his wounds.

“…So, they’re pushing him to the very edge of his limits, huh.”

Having survived countless fierce battles, Rion’s level had skyrocketed. And only an ultimate power could push him this hard—someone like a god.

Safi let out a quiet breath of relief.

Ever since Heimdall had joined our ranks, the gods’ activity had increased dramatically. Uru, the God of Hunting, was using surrounding wildlife to scout for any suspicious movements. Loki was investigating Ymir’s power—a task of utmost importance, for no one yet knew exactly how Ymir would attack the royal capital, or what spell had sent massive monsters into the city. Meanwhile, Sigris, the Medicine God, was teaching the priests how to craft potions.

It was, quite literally, a rerun of the myth itself. And in a sense, Rion had already earned the title of hero. For Safi, that had been true long ago—ever since he had rushed to help the dwarf kingdom of Alfheim.

—I believe in you!

Those words rang in Safi’s mind as Rion had once stood against the flame-bone Surtr to protect her when she was truly in danger. He had persuaded hesitant companions, too. The black dwarves Dwerg are considered close to a monster. That prejudice had existed even in the age of myths. Even Safi herself had given up hope that anyone—let alone someone like Rion—would ever help her.

But he had believed.

“—Ah.”

Her cheeks flamed hot.

This is bad, Safi thought. The work was done, yet she couldn’t step outside like this. She would have to hide upstairs for a while, waiting for her blush to fade.

“…I really messed up, didn’t I?”

Experience had taught her well.

Safi knew the truth—she liked Rion. But… there was no changing this feeling. Which meant, in a way, she had failed from the start. She raised one finger, as if making a solemn point to herself.

“The mistake was… falling for him in the first place. We’re different races. Different lifespans. Everything’s different—”

Sunlight passed over her chest, and a sharp pang of longing tightened Safi’s heart.

At that moment, she heard footsteps climbing the stairs.

“Safi-dono…?”

It was her apprentice, the one she had brought from Alfheim.

Though the Dwerg’s face, if human, might seem like someone in his forties—making the contrast with the youthful Safi striking—he was indeed her student. In appearance, they could almost pass for parent and child, but in reality, Safi was the master, and this little black dwarf was the apprentice.

Now, they were known collectively as the “Safi Group,” a small team of Dwerg engineers, and this one served as the de facto vice-leader.

“Oh? What is it?”

“The outer magical rune setup is finished as well.”

“Thank you. That helps a lot.”

Safi smiled, but at that instant, another loud boom sounded from outside.

She hurried to the window. The massive hammer, Mjolnir, had struck the ground. As the smoke cleared, Rion appeared to have escaped the blow from the earth-cracking weapon.

“…Thank goodness.”

“Rion-dono, you mean?”

Her heart leapt.

Safi shot a sharp glance at the little Dwerg, only to have their eyes flit away.

“…Well, you were staring out the window for a while just now.”

He mumbled, offering what sounded like an awkward excuse.

“From down in the atrium, I could see…”

“I was watching.”

“Yes. Well… when Safi-dono makes that face, it’s usually easy to guess who she’s looking at.”

The little Dwerg gave a wry smile.

“…I think it’s fine, you know.”

“Fine? What’s fine?”

“We’re blacksmiths. We strike iron. If I may speak with the concern of an old hand… it looks like you’re trying to forcibly cool down a glowing red iron.”

Safi pursed her lips and said nothing.

“…We live long lives. If you fail to express your feelings, it can be painful for a long time afterward. That’s my old-person worry.”

With that, he bowed repeatedly and departed, leaving Safi alone in the quiet cathedral.

Even the sounds of training from outside had ceased. Peering down from the window, she saw Rion taking a break, looking momentarily at ease.

—For now… I’ll keep my feelings hidden.

She resolved this, at least temporarily. Yet he had been training hard, and some of his gear might be worn or in need of repair.

—Maybe I should at least call out to him.

With that kind of resolve, and crushing her true feelings with the hammer of reason, Safi left the cathedral.Even at a time like this, the spring breeze carries the scent of flowers.

Chapter 160: Safi’s feelings

The dwarf Safi had a much longer lifespan than humans. Though she looked like a five or six-year-old girl, she had lived many times longer—decades, even over a century. Such long experience had taught her that time never flowed the same way twice. Sometimes it surged past in an instant. Other times, it dragged on leisurely. The perception of time itself changed with circumstances. Lately, she realized, time was clearly passing faster.

“Ah-choo!”

Safi sneezed softly, but the sound echoed oddly through the silent cathedral.

She checked from the second floor to see if anyone else had heard—thankfully, the building seemed empty.

Today, she had to carve defensive magical runes throughout the cathedral.

“Gotta rush… all right!”

Seven days had nearly passed since the royal capital had been attacked by monsters.

There was a mountain of work to do. Safi set traps and protective measures across the base to keep Rion’s sister, Luisia, safe. The reinforcements from her homeland, the dwarf kingdom of Alfheim, were a great help. With more hands to help and being an expert blacksmith, Safi could focus on the most critical points.

“All right… there!”

Safi struck the wall one final time with her golden hammer. The magical rune she had carved shimmered into view, and the cathedral walls gained the hardness of steel.

“Well… if the enemy ever reaches this far, it’s already a dire situation—but better safe than sorry. Please, work properly.”

She spoke softly to the rune, a kind of wish, even though it had no consciousness.

“Now, what’s next?”

Before she could decide, a loud, charged voice came from outside.

“Hah!”

Her shoulders jerked involuntarily. Safi opened a window on the cathedral’s second floor and looked down at the training yard. Inside the castle walls, the space was tight, and the buildings were close together. Directly below the window was the training area. 

And there he was—Rion, locked in combat.

His opponent was the towering, muscular form of the god Thor, wrapped in rough cloth. Red hair streamed in the wind, spreading out with an almost oppressive presence. Just standing before him, Safi thought, she might lose her footing from the sheer intimidation.

“…He’s really going at it.”

It was a serious duel. Rion gripped his dagger tightly, his breath already ragged, his body marked with cuts.

And Thor—

“Here I go!”

The massive hammer swung in a wide arc. Rion was sent flying, crashing into a pile of firewood against the wall. He sank into it as if he had plopped into a deep sofa, half-buried by the logs.

Safi instinctively covered her eyes.

Thor’s gaze, however, was calm, almost teasing, as if he were smiling at her.

“What’s wrong?”

She wanted to shout, “What’s wrong? You’re taking this way too seriously!”—but of course, it wouldn’t reach him.

Rion himself rose to his feet.

“I… I feel more awake now.” he said.

He stepped out from the pile of firewood and readied his sword again. He had recovery skills, no doubt, yet he made no effort to heal his wounds.

“…So, they’re pushing him to the very edge of his limits, huh.”

Having survived countless fierce battles, Rion’s level had skyrocketed. And only an ultimate power could push him this hard—someone like a god.

Safi let out a quiet breath of relief.

Ever since Heimdall had joined our ranks, the gods’ activity had increased dramatically. Uru, the God of Hunting, was using surrounding wildlife to scout for any suspicious movements. Loki was investigating Ymir’s power—a task of utmost importance, for no one yet knew exactly how Ymir would attack the royal capital, or what spell had sent massive monsters into the city. Meanwhile, Sigris, the Medicine God, was teaching the priests how to craft potions.

It was, quite literally, a rerun of the myth itself. And in a sense, Rion had already earned the title of hero. For Safi, that had been true long ago—ever since he had rushed to help the dwarf kingdom of Alfheim.

—I believe in you!

Those words rang in Safi’s mind as Rion had once stood against the flame-bone Surtr to protect her when she was truly in danger. He had persuaded hesitant companions, too. The black dwarves Dwerg are considered close to a monster. That prejudice had existed even in the age of myths. Even Safi herself had given up hope that anyone—let alone someone like Rion—would ever help her.

But he had believed.

“—Ah.”

Her cheeks flamed hot.

This is bad, Safi thought. The work was done, yet she couldn’t step outside like this. She would have to hide upstairs for a while, waiting for her blush to fade.

“…I really messed up, didn’t I?”

Experience had taught her well.

Safi knew the truth—she liked Rion. But… there was no changing this feeling. Which meant, in a way, she had failed from the start. She raised one finger, as if making a solemn point to herself.

“The mistake was… falling for him in the first place. We’re different races. Different lifespans. Everything’s different—”

Sunlight passed over her chest, and a sharp pang of longing tightened Safi’s heart.

At that moment, she heard footsteps climbing the stairs.

“Safi-dono…?”

It was her apprentice, the one she had brought from Alfheim.

Though the Dwerg’s face, if human, might seem like someone in his forties—making the contrast with the youthful Safi striking—he was indeed her student. In appearance, they could almost pass for parent and child, but in reality, Safi was the master, and this little black dwarf was the apprentice.

Now, they were known collectively as the “Safi Group,” a small team of Dwerg engineers, and this one served as the de facto vice-leader.

“Oh? What is it?”

“The outer magical rune setup is finished as well.”

“Thank you. That helps a lot.”

Safi smiled, but at that instant, another loud boom sounded from outside.

She hurried to the window. The massive hammer, Mjolnir, had struck the ground. As the smoke cleared, Rion appeared to have escaped the blow from the earth-cracking weapon.

“…Thank goodness.”

“Rion-dono, you mean?”

Her heart leapt.

Safi shot a sharp glance at the little Dwerg, only to have their eyes flit away.

“…Well, you were staring out the window for a while just now.”

He mumbled, offering what sounded like an awkward excuse.

“From down in the atrium, I could see…”

“I was watching.”

“Yes. Well… when Safi-dono makes that face, it’s usually easy to guess who she’s looking at.”

The little Dwerg gave a wry smile.

“…I think it’s fine, you know.”

“Fine? What’s fine?”

“We’re blacksmiths. We strike iron. If I may speak with the concern of an old hand… it looks like you’re trying to forcibly cool down a glowing red iron.”

Safi pursed her lips and said nothing.

“…We live long lives. If you fail to express your feelings, it can be painful for a long time afterward. That’s my old-person worry.”

With that, he bowed repeatedly and departed, leaving Safi alone in the quiet cathedral.

Even the sounds of training from outside had ceased. Peering down from the window, she saw Rion taking a break, looking momentarily at ease.

—For now… I’ll keep my feelings hidden.

She resolved this, at least temporarily. Yet he had been training hard, and some of his gear might be worn or in need of repair.

—Maybe I should at least call out to him.

With that kind of resolve, and crushing her true feelings with the hammer of reason, Safi left the cathedral.

Even at a time like this, the spring breeze carries the scent of flowers.

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Isekai Nonbiri Sanpo Tabi

Walking, Chapter 299: Lady of the Western Frontier

At that moment, a small child was brought in by someone who looked like a butler.

“Mommy!”

“Oh my, Ken-chan really is such a spoiled boy.”

“““Fufufu”””

A small child with blond hair—complete with wolf ears and a fluffy tail—ran up and clung tightly to the woman’s leg. Yes, with his look, he must be the child of the Margrave and this woman.

With the sudden appearance of the child, the tense atmosphere in the room softened all at once.

“Madam, what happened with the young master?”

“Oh, it’s fine. This happens all the time. Don’t worry about it.”

“I see. Then I shall carry the young master to the bedroom.”

“Please do.”

Without hesitation, the bear beastman butler lifted the unconscious Margrave as if he weighed nothing at all and carried him inside the mansion.

From their tone, it sounded like everything that had just happened was simply part of their normal routine.

“Now then, everyone, let’s move to the reception room. I already understand the general situation, but I’d like to hear the details properly.”

We were led to the reception room by the woman holding the child.

At this point, the Margrave—still unconscious—was clearly going to need some time before he recovered.

“Now then, we should properly introduce ourselves. I am Emilia, the Western Margrave’s wife. I’ve met Sue and the others once at the Royal Castle—this is our first meeting since then. And this little one is Kent, the future Margrave. Kent, say hello.”

“Hi!”

“““Hello!”””

Kent and Shiro cheerfully exchanged greetings, but I couldn’t help feeling that some extremely important information had just been casually left out.

“Shun, Emilia-sama is actually a former princess. She’s the daughter of the current King. She was very kind to us, even as daughters of lower nobility.”

“Huh?”

Wait—what did Sue just say?

The woman sitting right in front of me…

was a former princess?

“Emilia-sama was originally quite an active and spirited person, and she is skilled in self-defense.”

“And when she married into the Western Margrave’s family, she was trained even further. I’d say she’s arguably the best in the country when it comes to joint locks.”

“Ahh, you’re making me blush.”

“Mommy, you’re stronger than Daddy!”

Casey-san and Telma-san’s additional explanations only made my confusion deepen.

A former princess who is skilled in self-defense is already shocking enough on its own. And judging by Kent’s reaction, it seemed that the Margrave getting himself “dealt with” by Emilia-sama was not exactly a rare occurrence.

“Anyway, setting aside that idiot Dein for now—why did you two end up becoming adventurers?”

“My family and Telma’s family both have many daughters, and Count Kasuak disliked the idea of our families forming too many ties with other noble houses.”

“Mm. So they pressured us, saying that the youngest daughters wouldn’t be able to marry into a good noble house anyway, so it would be fine for us to become adventurers….”

“Hmm…”

Ah. At Emilia-sama’s reaction to their story, her mood visibly dropped. This definitely gives off a bad vibe.

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