Adventurers Guild Association Exhibition Match — Maribel’s Overwhelming Power
It was an exhibition match against the chairwoman of the Adventurers Guild Association—Maribel. Even though Fana and Anje were challenging her together, they couldn’t land a single clean hit.
Meanwhile, Maribel unleashed an overwhelming barrage of offensive magic, steadily dealing damage to the newly promoted S-rank adventurers.
“She’s way too strong… that aunt…”
“In the final exam earlier, those two looked insanely powerful. And she’s fighting them like this with room to spare!?”
“More than that, her casting speed is ridiculous! How is she activating so many spells at once? And the variety…. there’s just too much!”
The adventurers in the stands could only stare in stunned disbelief.
“So I heard some people say she might be the reincarnation of the Great Sage Aristoteleus.”
“No way.”
“Well… she does look like she’s on that level.”
(No, if we’re talking about the reincarnation of the Great Sage—he’s right here, you know?
On that level?’ My past self was far beyond this. Don’t underestimate the greatest mage in history, hailed as the Great Sage!)
『You’re as embarrassing as ever, Master. Saying that about yourself so proudly is really…』
Still, Fana and Anje showed no signs of giving up.
“Then how about this…!”
The ground at Anje’s feet exploded. A massive pillar of earth burst upward. Riding the momentum of the erupting ground, Anje launched herself forward in a blinding leap, hurtling straight at Maribel.
Woosh!
Maribel dodged with equal—no, superior—speed.
But Anje had already reached the ceiling. Twisting midair, she landed upside down against it, then kicked off another pillar of earth that burst from beneath her feet, using it like a springboard to pursue Maribel again.
Naturally, Fana gave chase as well, borne forward on the wind.
“Yeah, that’s it. If it’s too hard to stop that aunt directly with magic, then we’ll just use magic to move.”
On her own, Fana couldn’t quite catch up to Maribel. So this had to be a coordinated strategy—corner her together, limit her escape routes.
“My, my… this is exactly why fighting two at once is such a hassle.”
Even though she said that, Maribel continued darting through the training grounds in every direction, as though she had all the time in the world.
“Fana—let’s take a gamble and try that!”
“Mm.”
The two exchanged a quick glance of understanding.
In the next instant, Fana landed on the floor and a pillar of earth erupted upward beneath her. At the same time, wind wrapped tightly around Anje’s body.
“Don’t tell me—they’re casting magic on each other!?”
For the first time, Maribel showed a flicker of alarm. The two had just surpassed her own speed—and now they were attacking simultaneously.
“Hah!”
“Tch—!”
“Take thiiiiss!”
“—!”
Maribel barely dodged Fana’s slash and Anje was already there for the next attack. Even Maribel couldn’t evade in time. The punch slammed into her barrier with crushing force.
Bariiiiin!!
The magical shield shattered with a thunderous crack.
Anje’s fist, having shattered the barrier, continued straight toward Maribel’s body.
“Wha—!?”
Maribel’s large frame was sent flying at tremendous speed. She slammed into the floor, then the wall—bouncing several times like a rubber ball—before somehow returning to her feet as if nothing had happened.
“Ufufu, my apologies. As you can see, Auntie’s body is packed with soft, padded flesh. A little impact like that gets perfectly absorbed, you know?”
“The hell, that’s possible!?”
Even if the barrier had reduced some of the force, there was no way mere fat could completely nullify the impact of Anje’s punch. She must have layered some kind of enhancement magic over her own body beforehand.
“But still… even if it was two against one, for little old me to take a direct hit? My, my… I wonder how many years it’s been. No—how many decades? That was absolutely splendid! And with that, the exhibition match is over!”
“Over already?”
“Huh? We’re just getting started!”
“Now, now, don’t be unreasonable. Auntie may not look it, but I’m almost sixty, you know? Handling two wild ones at once—honestly, I’m exhausted.”
Maribel wiped the sweat from her brow with a thick arm, though her smile never faded.
(Sixty? In my previous life, I was still battling demon past a hundred. Truly, the genuine article is built different.)
『Please stop turning everything into a competition. You’re only making yourself look small, Master.』
Fana and Anje reluctantly lowered their weapons.
Then, for some reason, Maribel’s gaze shifted—straight toward me.
“Now then… could that utterly adorable little baby over there be the famous Reus-chan I’ve been hearing about?”
So she knew about me.
Well, even the regular guild staff had recognized my name. It wasn’t surprising that the Guild Association’s chairwoman would.
Her massive frame, straddling her staff, floated toward the spectator stands—toward me.
And then—
“Cuuuuuuuuutiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!”
“~~~~!?”
Before I could react, I was scooped up into her arms.
“Auntie just adores babies! Ahh~ you’ve got that wonderful, unmistakable baby scent!”
I was suddenly buried in an avalanche of softness. Overwhelmingly soft. Dangerously soft.
Wait—personal space! Air! I need air!
『Master, you are being compressed.』
(I am aware!)
Stooooooopppppppppp!!
I’d finally managed to avoid Goritia’s hellish bear hugs all this time, and now this!?
I screamed internally.
『Congratulations, Master. Estimated bust size: one hundred and thirty centimeters. An absolutely magnificent chest.』
(This is not what people mean by “magnificent,” you idiottttt! Her stomach sticks out more than her chest, no matter how you look at it!)
『Also, even counting your previous life, she’s more than seventy years younger than you. Practically in her prime.』
(You mean “practically flabby,” don’t youuuuu!?)
I, the once-great Sage—legendary slayer of demon lords, master of the highest arcane arts—was being smothered by a sixty-year-old guild chairwoman cooing about how cute and good I smelled.
This is translated by Yume Neiji. Kindly read at yumeineijiworks.wordpress.com.
Previous ⚜ Table of Contents ⚜ Next