Hazure Skill “Alarm”, jitsuwa fūin kaijo no nōryoku deshita. Ochikobore no shōnen wa, nemuri kara sameta megami-tachi to yasashī saikyō o mezasu

Chapter 200: Battle on the Void

I stood on top of the glacier, facing Ymir. The unnatural cold seeped deep into my body. My legs trembled, and my teeth chattered.

The enormous glacier stretching out around me wasn’t made of real ice. The freezing magical power filling the space had gathered together, merely taking on the appearance of ice. The tremendous cold was probably caused by the magic itself draining the heat from my body.

But the biggest reason I was trembling was fear. The titan standing before me shattered everything I needed to fight back—the will to fight, my resolve, everything.

Ymir had reclaimed his heart. His body, which had been only about two meters tall, continued to grow larger. With the power he had regained, he was creating an entirely new body. His disheveled golden hair looked like flames, while the muscles rippling across his body twisted like mountain ranges.

Beneath his glowing eyes, a mouth lined with fangs slowly opened.

—WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The roar nearly blew me away!

I lowered my body and hid in the shadow of a massive chunk of ice.

My entire body was shaking violently.

“Status.”

I whispered the words under my breath, willing them to come true, almost as though I were praying. But I could no longer hear the voice of God. Not even the slightest information came to me—not about divine blessings, not even about my level.

“Status. Status…!”

Someone, please answer me.

Let me hear your voice.

When I looked up, I could see a light far, far away.

It was probably the rift through which Ymir and I had fallen. Ymir had torn through space itself and dragged me from the world I had known into this place. I couldn’t even begin to imagine how much distance lay between us and the world below.

The Golden Flame that had once enveloped my body had already disappeared as well.

Had I lost the voice of God and those divine blessings because of this space?

“…No.”

My body trembled. I’m scared.

The Kingdom of Asgard was already impossibly far away. My companions were gone. God was gone—

Solana’s gone, too.

There’s nothing around me but absolute emptiness.

A foothold formed from condensed, freezing magic. A distant glow of scorching magical energy, far beyond me. That was all. This is a place where no living creature was meant to exist. And I was alone. Stranded here with Ymir, whose power had been restored completely.

A chill ran down my spine, and I turned around.

Ymir was looking down at me.

The body that had once been around two meters tall had grown to more than three meters. His rugged face, as though carved from stone, twisted into a grin. The sheer intimidation radiating from him had grown far beyond what his increased size alone could explain.

Ymir swung his arm.

The glacier shattered and I was sent flying.

I managed to brace myself.

But Ymir chased after me and drove his foot into me.

“—!”

The impact felt as though my body were about to explode. I was hurled away, rolling endlessly across the frozen ground. Jagged shards of ice tore into my body, ripping open my back and legs.

I forced myself upright.

Thick blood trickled down from my forehead.

Every part of my body hurt.

“Y-Ymir…!”

My voice came out hoarse.

Get up.

Draw your short sword.

Even if it’s just an act, make it look like you can still fight!

My mind screamed at me.

But my body wouldn’t move. Something vital that connected my heart to my body—something that could be called the will to fight—had already snapped.

“Hm.”

Ymir rested a hand against his chin as he looked down at me.

“Has your heart been shattered?”

Dark crimson flames ignited in both of his hands. Ymir brought them together, forming a massive fireball nearly as tall as he was, then hurled it straight at me.

I’m dead.

That was what I thought.

Pathetic as I was, I couldn’t even dodge. I would simply be killed while trembling from the cold and fear.

But that didn’t happen.

“Hah… hah…”

I repeated short, ragged breaths as I dodged the explosion.

I kept my body low. I still couldn’t raise my short sword, but at the very least, I glared at Ymir.

There was a warmth in my chest.

What should I do?

I asked myself.

I set my feet shoulder-width apart. Lowered my hips. Kept my eyes forward. Calmed my breathing.

Everything Father had taught me—all the things I had practiced, reviewed, and trained over and over again—came flowing back into my mind like a clear stream.

What should I do?

The God of Hunting had taught me how to gauge an opponent.

The God of Mischief had taught me how to use deception to gain the upper hand in battle.

“…You’re strong, Ymir.”

My voice trembled.

I’ll let him know that I am afraid. Make him underestimate me. Buy time by keeping him talking.

I remembered how the God of Thunder had once pointed toward my own chest. From that god, I had learned the courage to stand against something far greater than myself.

“Are you afraid?”

Ymir asked the question.

The corner of my mouth twitched.

“Of course I’m scared…”

But unlike before, a way to deal with it came to mind.

My body remembered. It remembered all the adventures I had been through.

The God of Medicine had taught me about healing and potions.

That’s right.

Recovery wasn’t limited to skills alone.

I reached into the pouch containing the awakening horn, Gjallarhorn, and pulled out a healing potion. I took it into my mouth. It wasn’t anything like the White Flame, but the pain eased just a little.

Ymir grew even larger. Five meters tall.

A fist like an iron ball came swinging toward me.

“—!”

I’ll keep the momentum and internal resolve strong here, while preserving the subtle ambiguity around why Ymir protects the bracelet.

I took the blow and jumped backward at the same time. For now, all I could do was study my enemy and hold out.

Even as I was sent flying, I kept my eyes wide open.

Find something. Anything that could turn this around.

I would never give up.

I had to return to Lu, to Solana, to everyone.

I couldn’t let things end in this darkness.

Then I noticed something about Ymir’s left arm. His enormous body was continuing to grow.

And yet—the bracelet Lu had placed around his left arm was still there. It hadn’t shattered. Even as his arm grew thicker and thicker, the bracelet remained in place, still restraining it.

—WOOOOOOOOOOO!

As my feet touched the ground, Ymir let out a roar.

His enormous eyes rolled toward the bracelet. His right hand moved toward his left arm.

I thought he was going to tear off the troublesome bracelet.

But Ymir didn’t. Instead, he tightly grasped the bracelet around his left arm. As though he were protecting something precious.

“…You’re not breaking it?”

Ymir had said it back on the surface.

He had spoken of the strength of the people who had created the bracelet. He had even said that he wanted to devour that strength—to learn it for himself.

Something Ymir wanted to know.

Something we had that monsters did not.

Not something possessed by creatures who were either ruled or ruled over, but something that existed only within us—within gods, humans, and dwarves.

The Primordial Titan had spent a thousand years repeating the same thing because he wanted to obtain it. Because he didn’t want to keep repeating it for another thousand years.

And so—

“Are you hungry?”

I looked up at Ymir, who had grown to nearly five meters tall.

We stood facing each other upon the great glacier.

“Ymir, you…”

It wasn’t enough to simply defeat him.

I didn’t want it to be that way. I had to understand this monster. Somehow, I felt that the final battle of this apocalypse would never end otherwise.

A low “ooooh” echoed through the void, like the howling of wind.

Another warmth kindled within my chest.

The Kindest and Strongest.

I remembered the very first vow I had made to the Goddess.

The golden aura that had once disappeared from my body—the ability Golden Flame—began to envelop me once more.

“So that’s it…”

After falling into the void, my heart had been thrown into turmoil.

Perhaps Golden Flame had disappeared because its time limit had run out. Or perhaps it was because of the cold magical power filling this place. On top of that, I could no longer hear the Voice of Goddess that told me my status.

I had thought that meant the divine blessings I had received were gone as well. But divine blessings had always strengthened my physical abilities.

If I had truly lost them completely, I would have been rendered incapable of fighting after those first few blows. The gods’ blessings are still with me.

“Status.”

Even when I called for it, there was no voice.

Most likely, it was a matter of distance.

The Voice of God was the words of the Goddess Norn in the celestial realm. Her voice simply couldn’t reach this deep within the Primordial Void.

But I wasn’t alone.

“Wake up!”

I couldn’t hear the voice of God. But spirits burst forth from the crystal of my short sword and from my gauntlet.

“Pii!”

“Woof!”

The wind spirit Sylph.

The fire spirit Salamander.

The water spirit Undine.

I relaxed my lips into a faint smile.

“Thank you.”

The loneliness had faded considerably.

The skill Alarm is still available to me. Then surely I could use my other blessings as well.

Blessing of the God of Thunder.

Blessing of the God of Hunting.

Blessing of the God of Medicine.

Blessing of the God of Mischief.

And—

Blessing of the Sun.

The strength everyone had given me was still alive within me.

I raised my chin and met Ymir’s gaze.

“I’m going to defeat you.”

I stood tall, chest out, and declared it to the primordial titan standing in my way.

“Ymir, your ‘hunger’…”

I told him.

“It’s loneliness.”

I paused.

“There probably isn’t anyone who would make something as strong as that bracelet for you—something made with so much feeling.”

Magic is the power of imagination. The power to give form to one’s feelings, just as Loki had told me.

The hardness Ymir felt in the bracelet was the strength of Lu’s desire to protect me itself.

The primordial titan closed his eyes. He remained silent, as though savoring my words.

“…If I devour it, will I obtain it?”

I shook my head.

For the first time, I felt sorry for this monster.

“You won’t.”

I lowered my stance and prepared myself.

“You can’t do it alone. You have to cherish someone.”

“I see,” Ymir simply replied.

I steadied my breathing and faced the primordial titan.

The moment I kicked off the ground, a voice burst inside my head.

—Rion!

I looked up in surprise.

Far, far above me, the rift in space through which we had fallen gaped open.

For a moment, I thought I could see the warm light of the sun beyond it.

—I am always with you.

—I swore I would be.

Heat filled my chest.

The short sword that had been trembling in my hand steadied. And I could tell that Ymir had become slightly more wary of me.

“Why…?”

I am happy.

I felt reassured.

But you should have been battered and exhausted yourself.

—That does not matter now.

—More importantly, I still cannot determine your location.

—I came with everyone to just before the rift, so my voice can reach you, but I cannot tell where you are.

—Give me a signal!

The moment I heard that, I knew what to do.

I opened the pouch remaining on my right side and pulled out the awakening horn, Gjallarhorn.

I raised it to my lips and blew.

Wake up!

The high, piercing sound of the horn, a call that stirred the gods to action, rang out through the void.

And then—

golden light descended beside me.

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Isekai Nonbiri Sanpo Tabi

Walking, Chapter 402: A Watchful Gaze

Just as Sue and Tory-san had predicted, nothing resembling a major problem occurred for the next two or three days after we left that viscount’s territory. Aside from encountering the occasional pack of wolves, the journey was no different from what we had experienced so far.

Normally, we would stay at various towns along the way and do a little sightseeing, but this time we were also on an escort mission. As a result, we only bought the bare minimum supplies we needed and did absolutely no sightseeing.

“““Zzz… zzz…”””

That said, Shiro and the others had no trouble at all keeping themselves occupied. They had become completely addicted to the kotatsu. If anything, they were starting to look downright lazy. It wasn’t as though they had lost all motivation though. They still studied properly and took care of the horses.

As it turned out, the towns around here all apparently had pretty much the same scenery, with little in the way of tourist attractions. There simply wasn’t anything that caught their interest.

“As long as we have a kotatsu and mandarins, we’re perfectly fine!”

“It’s nothing but fields and forests around here.”

“There aren’t even any rivers.”

Come to think of it, there had been a river flowing from the Southern Margrave’s territory toward the Royal Capital, but around here, most places relied on well water, so there weren’t even any rivers to speak of.

Will be anything worth sightseeing once we reach the Royal Capital?

With that thought in mind, we eventually arrived at the largest city along our route to the capital.

“““Whoa…”””

“It’s smaller than the Margrave’s territory of course, but it’s still a big town.”

“It’s a marquisate that also serves as part of the Royal Capital’s defenses. It’s an important transportation hub where several major roads intersect.”

Shiro and the others were amazed by the massive walls surrounding the town. Even from outside, we could hear the voices of countless people coming from beyond the gates. It’s immediately obvious that this is a bustling place.

“I need to pay my respects to the lord of this territory. He’s a very good man, so there shouldn’t be any trouble like what happened with that viscount. Shun, Sue, come with me.”

““Yes.””

“Then allow me to show you the way.”

Unlike the soldiers in the viscount’s territory, the soldiers here not only escorted us but also personally guided us to the lord’s estate. It was amazing how much people’s behavior could change simply because they served under a different lord.

“Shiro, Fran, Horn, I’m counting on you to hold down the fort while we’re gone.”

“““Leave it to us!”””

With Ao there alongside Shiro and the others, we should be fine even if something happened. There were also marquisate soldiers stationed with both Shiro’s group and the army.

We began walking toward the lord’s estate.

Step. Step. Step.

“Tory-san, Sue, there are people watching us from behind cover.”

“Yeah. Those are the eyes of someone with hostile intentions.”

“What do you suppose they’re planning to do?”

As we walked through the town, we could feel eyes watching us from behind the buildings. And it wasn’t just one or two people.

Tory-san and Sue had noticed the watchful gazes as well, and both of them remained ready to act at a moment’s notice.

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Isekai Nonbiri Sanpo Tabi

Walking, Chapter 401: Taking a breather

Clip-clop, Clip-clop.

“Whew… I never expected him to be quite that troublesome. Honestly, I think getting ambushed in the middle of the night would’ve been easier.”

“I completely understand how you feel, Shun-san. He’s a cowardly man with a rather spiteful personality. I met him once in the Royal Capital, and I can’t say I came away with a particularly good impression, either.”

At the moment, Sue and I were taking a break inside the carriage, sitting beneath the kotatsu.

I was more mentally exhausted than physically tired, so I am peeling and eating some mandarin-like citrus fruit we had picked up at a market in the Western Margrave’s territory.

Ahh… The pleasant tartness is soaking right into my body.

Sue seemed just as mentally drained as I was. She’s quietly relaxing while nibbling on the same mandarin-like fruit.

For the time being, Ao is the one handling the reins, while Shiro and the others are once again learning how to drive the carriage from her.

“Do you think there are any nobles ahead who might try pulling something unnecessary?”

“Hmm… We might be fine for most of the journey, but surprisingly, I think the area just before we reach the Royal Capital may be more troublesome.”

Sue gave me her assessment of what lay ahead.

Even if the lord of a territory is a good person, there is no telling what might happen along the road. After all, animals and monsters could also appear without warning.

“Ah! Wolves!”

“Take this! Take this!”

“We got them!”

I could hear Shiro and the others shouting energetically from the driver’s seat of the carriage. Looks like they had already wiped out the entire pack of wolves in no time at all. Come to think of it… there really weren’t many animals or monsters out there that could match Shiro and the others in strength. Maybe dealing with other people really was going to be the biggest headache after all.

“Still, you don’t often get a carriage journey this comfortable. The carriage barely shakes at all, and we can just relax here beneath the kotatsu.”

“Indeed. It’s extremely comfortable. I do feel a little sorry for the army traveling with us, though. They have to make do with old-fashioned carriages and horses.”

“I think it’s fine. We’ve had our share of hardships, too. You could say this is our reward.”

And so, Sue and I spent the rest of the journey relaxing inside the carriage until we reached our campsite. Once we arrived, I helped with preparing dinner, while Shiro and the others began taking care of the many horses.

“Does that feel good?”

“Hihiiin”

“It says it feels wonderful.”

“Then I’ll go make the next horse all nice and shiny!”

Shiro, the others, and Ao went from horse to horse, cleaning the army’s mounts one after another. The soldiers still handled the more delicate care, such as tending to their hooves, but even so, the horses looked like they were enjoying every moment of it.

Sue is also using tools and magic to groom our own horses, and they seemed every bit as pleased.

Meanwhile, I finished preparing the food I had made together with the rear-support unit. Tonight’s menu was grilled meat and stir-fried vegetables.

“Still, I never expected we’d be able to eat such an extravagant meal while camping out.”

“Oh, come on. All I did was grill some meat and stir-fry some vegetables.”

“Somehow, though, it tastes incredible. I suppose that’s what you get with a first-rate chef.”

For some reason, I ended up having dinner next to Tory-san. But honestly, I’d rather not eat a meal consisting of nothing but hardtack and dried meat, either. We have little Fran and Horn with us, after all, so we need to make sure everyone gets proper nutrition.

“We’ve already left the viscount’s territory behind, so I doubt we’ll have any trouble involving nobles for the next few days. Besides, this highway is the main artery connecting the Marquis’s territory to the Royal Capital. Every lord along the route is constantly instructed to keep it properly maintained, so we shouldn’t encounter many animals or monsters, either.”

“Which means that the fact we encountered wolves several times in the Viscount’s territory is proof that they weren’t maintaining things properly.”

“Exactly. I’ve already reported that to the Royal Palace, along with what happened during the day. He’ll likely face some sort of punishment.”

Even without Tory-san saying so, maintaining the roads was clearly one of the nobles’ responsibilities.

We had hardly encountered any animals or monsters during the rest of our journey. If someone was incapable of properly managing their territory because of some ridiculous sense of pride, then I suppose replacing the head of the household was a very real possibility.

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Datsusara Souryo no Danjon Sousou Haishin

Chapter 8

“Guh… That’s low…”

Naturally, the image Juda-san projected onto the wall included my parents. They were living their lives as usual—an ordinary, everyday scene. Yet, it was precisely that sense of ordinariness that made me involuntarily curse, “That’s low.”

There’s no way around this. Like Juda-san said, we’ll just have to submit to the Guild’s control and have to deal with the Loli Goddess-Loli… Wait a minute. I feel like I faced a similar situation back when I was a salaryman.

Let’s see, that time it was…

Amidst my wavering resolve, I suddenly recalled a specific negotiation from my days as a corporate drone.

◇◇◇

“Damn it! What kind of garbage unit price is that?! This is exactly why big corporations are such a pain in the ass…”

“But, Senpai… if we don’t accept the revised terms they offered, won’t they cancel the contract? They’re a major company, after all. Our profit margin will be thinner, but the volume of business would be much larger, so we should still be able to make a decent profit, right…?”

“You idiot. Once you give in to people like that, they’ll keep piling on unreasonable demands whenever they see an opening. Before you know it, you’ll be their slave. They’re no different from organized criminals.”

“But… then what are we supposed to do, Senpai? I only managed to get away from the table for five minutes by telling them I needed to check with headquarters. We’re almost out of time!”

“Hey, Daishi. What do you think our company’s biggest strength is?”

“Huh? Why are you asking me something like that at a time like this…?”

“Our company may be an unbelievably shitty black company that runs on overtime and workplace harassment, but every product we make is still top-notch. There isn’t another company out there that can produce something of that quality at our cost.”

“Yeah, I know that, but…”

“They’d be in trouble if they lost our business, too. Listen, Daishi. Big corporations use their money, status, and power to wear down their subcontractors mentally while maneuvering negotiations in their favor. In a way, that’s exactly what makes them a major corporation.”

“Yeah…”

“So, how do you get the upper hand when negotiating with people like that? The answer is simple.”

He grinned.

“Bluff.”

“Bluff?”

“Exactly. If your product has a real advantage, then you’re on equal footing with them… hell, you’re actually the one in the stronger position. Once you’ve established that, what matters is how well you can create a situation where you have the psychological advantage.”

“But bluffing against people who look that intimidating…”

“Leave this one to me. I’ll show you what a real ‘negotiation’ looks like.”

◇◇◇

“Now then. Let’s hear your answer.”

We were in Yuda-san’s office on the top floor of Guild Headquarters. The room had fallen silent as everyone stared at the images of their respective families projected across the wall.

We all understood the situation. Our families had been taken hostage. There was no question that we were at a psychological disadvantage.

I didn’t know whether the memories of my salaryman days that had just resurfaced would prove useful in getting us through this situation. But this was a moment when I, the former corporate slave and the oldest among us, had to step up.

That’s right. The most important thing is bluffing!

“Fufufu…”

“What exactly is so amusing, Daishi Ajiri? Do you not understand the situation you’re in?”

Yuda-san sounded slightly irritated.

He should have been completely confident, knowing that he had the upper hand, but perhaps my reaction wasn’t what he’d expected. For the first time, he seemed to be losing some of his composure.

…This might actually be easier than I thought.

“That’s not much of a threat, you know.”

“…What did you say?”

“If I use my 【Return】, I can summon all of our families here in an instant!”

“What!? N-No, according to our analysis of your data, your 【Return】 shouldn’t have any such function…”

“I kept it hidden.”

“W-what!?”

“I thought there might be a situation like this someday, so I’ve been hiding it all this time!!”

“Wha-!? Whaaaaat!?”

Of course, that was a lie.【Return】 could only summon people and monsters I had encountered inside a dungeon. Well, I could summon Mina-chan’s brothers, so it wasn’t entirely a lie. It was just a bluff.

“W-Wait, Daishi Ajiri! If you use a skill here, not only you but all of your companions will be sent to prison! You’ll be severely punished!”

But Yuda-san was definitely starting to panic. Maybe he was the type to back down when someone came at him aggressively.

All right. I might as well keep pushing while I had the momentum.

“Yeah. I’d certainly prefer to avoid that situation if possible… but if we do end up getting arrested, it’ll be after Guild Headquarters has been wiped off the face of the earth.”

I said it casually, but inside, my heart was pounding like crazy. I was trying my best to look cool and composed, but I was pretty sure the muscles in my face were twitching.

“Y-your threats don’t work on me, Daishi Ajiri! I have no fear of dying in the line of duty!”

“Ohhh…”

Whoosh. I lightly kicked my foot against the floor and instantly moved behind the chair Yuda-san was sitting in.

I raised my right hand and continued.

“What!?”

“Would you prefer 【Cremation】? Or perhaps 【Burial Fist】? Which would you rather have? Being burned so thoroughly that even your soul melts away, or having your body blown apart at the cellular level?”

I paused.

“Ah, if you’d like, there’s always the option of【Hell Gate】, too.”

“Y-You bastard! Do you really think you’ll get away with doing something like this…?”

“Oh, and one more thing. My 【Clairvoyance】 lets me see every bit of another person’s personal information. Their name, age, address, blood type, family members… I can even see their past life if I want.”

My voice hardened.

“An eye for an eye. A tooth for a tooth. And a hostage for a hostage.”

“Lay so much as a finger on our families, and I’ll turn every last one of you into ●●●●●, all the way down to your entire bloodline and descendants!”

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, me!

Did I really just say all that!?

Yuda-san isn’t going to snap and decide, “Screw the hostages, then,” is he?

…No. I’ve already gone this far. There’s nothing left to do but see it through!

Stare him down!

Stare him down!

I furrowed my brows and glared daggers at Yuda-san from behind like some delinquent straight out of a school-gang manga. I have to maintain the psychological upper hand!

Whatever happens, I absolutely cannot show fear!

“…”

“What happened to all that bravado from earlier? You said I wouldn’t get away with this, right? Go ahead. Do something to the hostages. Come on, I dare you!!”

For the record, Satsuki-chan and the others were completely stunned by my sudden change in attitude. Apparently, they couldn’t quite process how the kind old man they knew had suddenly turned into a delinquent.

I’ll explain everything later, so just sit tight and watch for now.

Anyway, Yuda-san remained silent, his head bowed as he stared at the floor.

I figured that meant my psychological attack had landed pretty hard.

This was my chance. I needed to press our demands all at once and completely destroy whatever advantage they thought they had!

“We’re not going to come under anyone’s control. From now on, we’ll decide everything we do oursel—”

“…Fue.”

“…Fue?”

“Fueeeeeehhh! O-Old man is bullying Yudaaaaa!!”

Huhhhhh!?

What!? What the hell just happened!?

Why was he suddenly crying in a little-girl voice!?

“Uh? Wait, um…”

“I didn’t want to use such a dirty trick either! I really, really didn’t! But the old men at World Headquarters told me I had to do it! I kept telling them I didn’t want to, but they made me do it anyway…”

“Well, isn’t that your job…?”

“Even if it’s my job, I still don’t wanna do it!”

Wait a second. So Yuda-san really is a woman after all! And she’s a seriously spoiled brat! Her voice had suddenly become so much younger and brighter, too…

I mean… she’s… kinda… CUTE!!

“Uh… Well, how about this. We don’t want to be put under anyone’s control, but we were planning to go to the Beginner Dungeon anyway. Yeah. I wanted to go talk to the Dungeon Master again, after all. I don’t know if we’ll be able to bring her to the surface, but we’ll go there and give it a shot! So let’s just call it even after that, okay?”

Every single one of my companions was giving me a look that clearly said, “What? We never agreed to this.”

But I ignored them for the moment. We have our own circumstances, but Yuda-san has her own position to consider, too.

My senpai once taught me that negotiation wasn’t about getting everything you wanted while maintaining the psychological upper hand. It was about finding a point of compromise and meeting each other halfway.

Don’t make enemies unless you absolutely have to.

Apparently, that was one of the keys to getting through life.

“Okay! That works for me! Yay! You’re really going to go?”

“Yeah. If you want, we can even go right now.”

“Really!? I’m so happy! Thank you, Daishi-kun!”

Yuda-san stood up from her chair, turned toward me, and looked straight into my eyes as she clasped both of my hands tightly in hers.

“…”

That face was so freaking adorable.

“J-Just don’t you dare lay a hand on the hostages!”

“I don’t want to die yet, either! I promise!”

“…”

That smile.

Absolutely adorable.

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Datsusara Souryo no Danjon Sousou Haishin

Chapter 7

“Hero… Soma…”

Satsuki-chan’s hand, which had been slowly bringing sips of royal milk tea to her lips, suddenly stopped. Her expression darkened, and for a moment, she even seemed to tremble.

The matter had already been resolved, but considering how painful the whole ordeal must have been for Satsuki-chan, perhaps it had left a scar somewhere deep in her subconscious—a sort of lingering trauma.

“Damn hero…”

Seeing Satsuki-chan like that, I found myself muttering the words under my breath as various memories came rushing back.

The AI Hero Soma who had been used as a pawn really was an awful bastard. His personality had been utterly rotten, and there was no denying he was a terrible person.

Even so, by the end, there had been at least a little room for sympathy. That man had been suffering in his own way, too. But the person controlling him from behind the scenes—the corporate slave pulling the strings—was beyond redemption.

I killed him instantly with the Hell Gate, so I never learned what his true intentions were. Still, the thought of him sitting smugly in a safe place, doing nothing but barking orders while everyone else took the risks, pissed me off to no end.

And now, that very mastermind is standing right in front of us.

I don’t care what they say about some “crisis facing humanity.” There was no way in hell I could accept the wishes of the Guild Headquarters when they were willing to make people go along with something like that.

“The Divine Class-level went quite well, though. We already had the data from the Nether Class-level, and since it was our second attempt, I thought we’d be able to handle it a little better…”

He paused.

“But I never imagined it would end like that. To be perfectly honest, I was disappointed.”

Yuda-san operated the remote again, closing the presentation slides that had been projected onto the wall. A wry smile crossed his face as he continued speaking in an almost matter-of-fact tone.

There wasn’t even a hint of sorrow in his expression. To the Guild, both the AI Hero and the corporate slave who had been its original operator were nothing more than tools.

No… Perhaps even Yuda-san himself was just another expendable pawn in the Guild’s eyes.

“So, does this request mean you want us to destroy every dungeon in place of the Hero?”

Mina-chan carefully kept her composure as she tried to gauge Yuda-san’s true intentions.

There was a faint trace of anger in her expression.

Yeah… The Guild really was getting on my nerves.

I felt exactly the same way.

“No. If our hypothesis is correct, then the plan can be completed by taking control of the Divine Class, the Abyssal Sea class, and the Nether Class dungeons, and then defeating the Dungeon Master who has made the West Tokyo Fourth Beginner Dungeon its base.”

“We’ve already taken down the Divine Class and the Abyssal Sea class. All that remains are the Nether Class and the Beginner Dungeon.”

So the Dungeon Master was the real target.

Well, that made sense. After all, the one who created this entire dungeon system was that little goddess-girl, wasn’t she? Ah… Though I suppose the Nether Class and the others were different.

I think she mentioned that those dungeons were independent entities or something like that.

Hmm? Come to think of it…

He was talking as though the Guild had orchestrated the whole thing, but wasn’t the Abyssal Sea Class the dungeon that Shion had conquered back when she was a Demon Realm Knight…?

“I was the one who conquered the Abyssal Sea Class. I know nothing about any such plan.”

So I was right. Shion really was the one who conquered the Abyssal Sea Class dungeon. She just doesn’t remember doing it.

“I’m glad you made use of the Demon Realm Knight armor, Shion Kusakabe. That armor was a special piece of equipment we developed specifically for conquering the Abyssal Sea Class dungeon. We were having trouble finding someone compatible with it, and then you went and took it without permission and put it to good use. In the end, things worked out rather nicely.”

“……”

“Of course, we had planned to retrieve the armor afterward, then reconstruct and reuse it. Unfortunately… thanks to someone destroying it so spectacularly, it became impossible to recover. That was another outcome we hadn’t anticipated.”

Yuda-san suddenly shot me a sharp glare.

What the hell?!

You wanna go, asshole?!

Oh. Right. I was the one who destroyed the armor.

“Daishi Ajiri. I believe you’ve more or less figured out what I’m getting at from everything I’ve told you. The reason our plans have been thrown into disarray time and time again is you. Every last bit of it can be traced back to your actions. Therefore, you have an obligation to cooperate with us.”

“No, no, no, no. All of that was completely beyond my control.”

All I did was quit my office job, become an Explorer, and do my damnedest to survive this far. What was I supposed to say to something like that?

“Regardless of how it came about, your actions have consistently interfered with our plans. And judging from our analysis of your abilities and the combat data we’ve collected so far, your stats are clearly abnormal. What’s more, there is a possibility that you have some significant connection to the Dungeon Master. Given all that, we can no longer afford to leave you at large.”

“You will cooperate with us to save humanity, under our supervision and with proper guidance.”

Yuda-san had finally gotten around to revealing the true purpose of this meeting.

So, basically, he wanted us to stop arguing and go kill the Dungeon Master for the sake of humanity.

But the Dungeon Master had asked me to conquer the Nether Class dungeon first. I had also received quite a bit of help from them, so personally, I want to prioritize that.

I want to have another proper, leisurely conversation with that old King of the Netherworld, too.

“I was planning to conquer the Nether Class dungeon anyway, even without being asked, but…”

“No, you can leave the Nether Class until last, Daishi Ajiri. Before that, I want you to enter the West Tokyo Fourth Beginner Dungeon once more and somehow lure the Dungeon Master out to the surface.”

“Lure the Dungeon Master… to the surface?”

I thought they wanted me to kill him.

“Yes. More precisely, I want you to bring the main body outside the super-barrier currently covering the entire Beginner Dungeon. We’ll take care of the rest. Even with your absurdly high stats, I don’t believe for a moment that you could defeat him so easily.”

Yeah… I didn’t think that was going to happen either.

For starters, how the hell was I supposed to get into a Beginner Dungeon covered by this so-called super-barrier?

No, maybe I could ask through that telepathic communication thing we used to talk directly inside our heads?

But more importantly… they were already talking as though I had already agreed to everything. We hadn’t even said a single word about cooperating with them yet.

Sure, I owed them a few favors, but I didn’t trust a word they were saying. And I am pretty sure my companions felt the same way. The best thing to do here would be to turn them down cleanly, get the hell out of here, and spend some time recovering before tackling the Nether class dungeon.

“Oh, by the way. There’s a reason I’ve deliberately been using the word ‘cooperate’ this entire time. I wanted you to participate in our mission willingly and without any unpleasantness.”

He smiled.

“Make no mistake, however. We are not speaking to you as equals. We have always held the initiative.”

“…Huh?”

Yuda-san’s attitude had unmistakably begun to change.

He fiddled with the remote once more, and this time, four separate images appeared on the wall behind him.

W-What is this!?

“You have important people in your lives besides the companions here, don’t you?”

Yuda-san’s voice remained eerily calm.

“I wasn’t expecting you to give me a very agreeable answer, so I decided to show you these in advance. Well… I believe you understand what this means.”

“Y-You bastard…”

“O-Oniichan!!”

“Grandma!!”

The footage Yuda-san projected was a real-time live stream showing our immediate family members going about their daily lives as usual.

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Walking, Chapter 400: Everyone is angry

BANG!

“What are you people doi—huh?”

The reception room door suddenly flew open, and a thin young man with a bowl cut strode inside.

I had already dispersed the mana I had gathered in my hand, so at the moment, I was simply sitting on the sofa as though I hadn’t been doing anything at all. Thanks to Appraisal, I already knew that the man standing before me was the Viscount.

Well, we should hurry back to the carriage.

“Hmph. I see you’ve finally arrived. Welcome—”

BANG!

“Eeeek!”

Just as the Viscount was about to sit down on the sofa with an arrogant air, Tory-san struck first. He slammed a letter down onto the table, deliberately making as much noise as possible.

Yep—the Viscount stumbled and fell flat on his face.

“This is an official military directive entrusted to me by His Majesty. I have been ordered to transport our current detainee to the capital with the utmost urgency. I was also instructed to present this directive to any noble who attempts to obstruct us along the way.”

“Huh? Wha—?”

Still sprawled awkwardly after his stumble, the Viscount stared at Tory-san with a completely bewildered expression as the latter continued speaking in rapid succession, his face utterly serious.

And then Sue delivered the follow-up attack!

SLAM!

“Eeeek!”

With an absolutely radiant smile, Sue slammed another letter down onto the table.

“This letter was entrusted to us by Emilia-sama, the Marchioness of the Western Margravate. Emilia-sama considers this escort mission to be a matter of great national importance, and she instructed us to present this letter to any noble who attempts to interfere with our journey.”

“Oh… Uh, right?”

Sue continued explaining everything to the viscount with a pleasant smile and painstaking politeness, but he still didn’t seem to fully grasp the situation.

Well, time to deliver the finishing blow.

“By the way, if we are unnecessarily detained in this territory, the Western Margrave and the military, as well as the Royal Palace, have already been informed through Tory-san. You will likely be questioned about this later, so please keep that in mind.”

“What?!”

I spoke to the Viscount with a pleasant smile, and only then did he finally seem to realize what a foolish thing he had done. But it was already too late. Tory-san had also informed us that Emilia-sama was absolutely furious.

Since Emilia-sama is currently pregnant, there’s a good chance the previous lord himself would come to deal with this Viscount.

We left the estate behind, leaving the pale-faced viscount standing there in despair.

“We’re back. Did anything happen while we were gone?”

“Everything’s fine! We bought some food for the horses, but there was some grass mixed in that they couldn’t eat. Ao, Fran-chan, Horn-chan, and I threw all of it away!”

“I see. Good job.”

“Hehe.”

In front of the carriage was a large pile of fodder. 

Hah. So that idiot Viscount had tampered with the supplies being sold at the market, too.

Tory-san immediately began contacting the relevant parties using a communication magic device. While he was doing that, we started getting ready to depart.

“Oh, right. Ao, make sure you dispose of that rotten fodder. We don’t want any other horses accidentally eating it.”

Ao gave a salute with one of her tentacles to indicate that she understood, then headed toward the pile of fodder.

BOOOOOM!

“A-aah…”

A pillar of flame more than fifty meters high erupted around the pile of fodder. Since it is inedible grass, so we had to burn it thoroughly. 

Once the flames died down, Ao used Water Magic to soak the surrounding area and prevent the fire from spreading. Cleanup was taken care of perfectly. 

The Viscount’s garrison soldiers have fallen onto their butts and look pale with fear—I wonder what happened?

The army’s horses, on the other hand, didn’t seem bothered in the slightest.

“All right! Then let’s get moving!”

And so, despite being held up for a while, we resumed our journey at a brisk pace.

I wonder if that viscount can really go on living a normal life after this

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Walking, Chapter 399: Into a bit of a hassle

It was the third day of our journey to the Royal Capital, and once again, we set off at a brisk pace from early in the morning. Even the army’s horses were starting to show signs of strain and injury, so I cast healing magic on them whenever we stopped to rest.

“They’re asking if you could also use that magic to clean them up in the evening.”

“Life Magic on horses is a luxury, but if you’re willing to use it on us as well, I’ll allow it.”

Shiro had been interpreting for the army’s horses while I treated them, but Tory-san had conveniently decided to take advantage of the situation too.

Well, quite a few of our members could use Life Magic, and if something that simple was enough to keep everyone motivated, I had no problem with it.

“““Hee-haw!”””

“Oh, they’re all fired up now!”

“They’re saying they don’t want to smell sweaty.”

This time, Fran and Horn were interpreting for the army’s horses. And honestly, I couldn’t blame them. I didn’t particularly want to smell like sweat either. So, once we reached today’s campsite, I decided I’d give everyone a good cleaning.

Since we were at it, I might as well clean up the people we were escorting, too. It was nice that everyone was feeling more motivated, but unfortunately, the territory we were passing through next was one ruled by nobles who openly embraced aristocratic supremacy.

And sure enough, when we arrived at the territorial capital and tried to resupply, they immediately started making things difficult.

“The lord wishes to meet with you. Should you refuse, he has ordered that you will not be permitted to pass through his territory.”

Yeah, I understood that the guards were only doing their jobs, and I knew it must have been difficult for them. But when someone said something like that to me with a completely straight face, I couldn’t help but feel a little irritated myself.

“That damned brat. He’s always doing something to get on my nerves.”

Whoa. Tory-san was actually furious.

For someone who was normally so polite, this guy must really be a pain to deal with.

“Shun-san, don’t worry. I have a way to handle this.”

Sue seemed to have come up with some sort of countermeasure, so while everyone else went to restock our supplies, Sue, Tory-san, and I headed to the noble family’s estate. This was the territorial capital of a viscount’s domain, and apparently, it had a decent selection of goods.

Still, we had to be careful not to go overboard with the shopping.

“I shall summon the lord of the territory. Please wait here.”

Once we arrived at the estate and were shown into a reception room, we were treated perfectly normally. Just to be safe, I appraised the tea and sweets they had served us, but there was nothing suspicious mixed into them.

“Well, then. What should we do now?”

“He’s a twisted sort, so I doubt this will be resolved so easily.”

“I agree.”

Tory-san and Sue’s assessment of the man was about as bad as it could get. It didn’t take long for me to understand why.

Ten minutes.

Twenty minutes.

Thirty minutes.

Forty minutes.

Fifty minutes.

Yeah. Now I completely understood what Tory-san and Sue had meant.

When I used Exploration Magic, I discovered someone on the other side of the reception room door. He was deliberately leaving us waiting while secretly keeping an eye on us.

Maybe it was time to make a little point.

“Sue, we don’t have much time. How about we just blow this entire mansion apart with magic and leave?”

“Shun-san, you could completely demolish the mansion in an instant, but please calm down a little.”

“She’s right. Calm yourself. I have no idea what would happen if you managed to anger the Lightning Chef. After all, Shun holds three different adventurer titles.”

Sue and Tory-san played along, and when I deliberately spoke of something unsettling, a sudden commotion broke out just outside the door.

As I began gathering radiant magical energy in both hands—partly as training for magical circulation—the door suddenly flew open.

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Datsusara Souryo no Danjon Sousou Haishin

Chapter 6

“According to the results of our research, there is a clear causal relationship between the number of humans who have died inside dungeons since their emergence and the increase in the number of monsters appearing within them.”

Sipping the coffee that had been prepared for us, Yuda-san launched straight into an unexpectedly complicated explanation.

I listened while taking a sip of my own coffee, but honestly, having the main issue dumped on me so suddenly left my brain struggling to keep up. Still, I couldn’t help thinking that what Yuda-san was saying sounded vaguely similar to the kind of chūnibyō-esque setting I’d heard from the Dungeon Master back in the Beginner Dungeon.

“So basically, when an explorer dies inside a dungeon, they turn into a monster?”

Mina-chan boiled down Yuda-san’s complicated explanation and asked for confirmation.

Yeah. I was pretty sure the Loli Goddess had told me something along those lines, too.

“Well, broadly speaking, yes. That understanding is correct. But that’s merely the premise. In fact, in recent years, we’ve proven another important causal relationship that can’t be ignored.”

Yuda-san set his coffee cup down on the table and began fiddling with a small remote control. A moment later, the enormous white wall behind their chair lit up, transforming into a presentation screen covered with graphs, charts, diagrams, and all sorts of other data.

“Let’s see… it should be around here somewhere… Ah, here we go. I want you to look at this.”

Yuda-san pressed the remote a few more times until the desired image appeared. He zoomed it in, then used brightly colored gridlines to circle two particular figures.

“The figure on the left is the country’s total fertility rate thirty years ago, the year dungeons first appeared in this world. The figure on the right is this year’s number. It’s our country’s statistics, by the way, but the trend is the same across the world. I won’t bother explaining what ‘total fertility rate’ means here. You’re all adults, so surely you know, right?”

Ha ha ha! Of course I know!

The total fertility rate is…

“…Uh…”

It’s the approximate number of children a woman has over the course of her lifetime, right?

“Let’s see… The figure on the left is 1.5 from thirty years ago, and the one on the right is… Wait. 0.5?!”

Satsuki-chan stared in shock at just how dramatically the number had fallen.

Huh? Did Satsuki actually understand what the hell “total fertility rate” meant?

That was kind of a blow to my pride…

“That’s strange. These figures are drastically different from the data published by the Ministry of Health.”

“Heh. I didn’t expect someone like you to be so adorably trusting, Kusakabe Shion. You actually believe that collection of blatant lies without questioning it?”

“It’s government data.”

“The moment you slap the word official on something, the ignorant masses stop caring about whether the evidence is actually credible.”

I was impressed by the sheer amount of knowledge Shion possessed, but Yuda-san spoke of government statistics as though they were nothing more than an enormous pile of lies, practically sneering at her for believing them.

Shion’s expression darkened slightly.

Wait, wait. By that logic, shouldn’t Yuda-san’s numbers be just as unreliable?

Personally, I still trusted government statistics more.

“Isn’t it simply because everyone’s been saying we’re suffering from a declining birthrate for years? Why would that be unusual?”

Mina-chan offered a perfectly reasonable take.

Exactly.

The country’s population had been declining for years. There is nothing particularly strange about a number like that.

“It has declined far too much. The drop has deviated drastically from the range of decline that the government had originally been adjusting for. As people die inside dungeons and the number of monsters increases, the relative likelihood of humans being born has also decreased. The causal relationship is undeniable, and it was clearly something we never anticipated.”

Yuda-san had been throwing one outrageous statement after another at us.

Government statistics were fabricated, and the birthrate had been deliberately adjusted?

If what Yuda-san was saying was true, that would mean the government had been intentionally promoting population decline… could something like that really be possible?

Yuda-san continued their explanation.

“Furthermore, the number of dungeons themselves has continued to increase year after year. Based on these facts, we have reached one simple conclusion: The world is on the verge of destruction because of dungeons, so we need to destroy every last one of them.”

Yuda-san finished speaking while staring expressionlessly at the coffee that had long since stopped steaming.

His face was like an iron mask. It was… kind of intimidating.

“Let’s assume, for the sake of argument, that what you’re saying is true. Wouldn’t the obvious solution be to simply stop sending explorers into dungeons in the first place? Isn’t managing things like that supposed to be the Guild’s job?”

Mina-chan pressed Yuda-san even harder, firing off her criticism without letting up.

And honestly, she had a point. If nobody went into dungeons, nobody would die in them.

Come on, Guild! Do your job!

“It isn’t that simple, Kisaragi Mina. The resources obtained from dungeons are extremely valuable. They’ve allowed humanity to solve, almost overnight, energy and environmental problems that had remained unsolved for generations. If explorers disappeared, that entire supply would vanish. Humanity would once again be forced to spend its time arguing over problems we can no longer solve.”

So… basically, if there were no explorers, everyone would be screwed?

Yuda-san had a habit of talking in such roundabout ways that my brain could barely keep up.

Ugh…

Judging by the way they were continuing, this wasn’t going to end anytime soon.

I am starting to get sleepy.

Could we please wrap this up already?

“Until now, the acquisition of resources has always taken priority over human lives. The Guild’s true purpose was to continue producing capable explorers and have them extract ever greater quantities of resources. To accomplish that, we created a system resembling a game, dulled people’s fear of death, and turned dungeon exploration into a desirable profession.

“But in the end… that was a failure.”

Yuda-san drained the rest of their cold coffee in a single gulp.

Apparently, the speech is  still going.

Yaaawn…

Ah, crap. I actually yawned.

“At this rate, humanity will eventually perish. So we gathered together the vast amount of data we had accumulated from countless explorers and succeeded in creating a single experimental subject—one designed specifically for the purpose of destroying dungeons.”

“[Yaaawn…] Huh? W-Wait, don’t tell me…”

I’d been listening absentmindedly, but those words instantly woke me up.

An experimental subject… it’s that guy, right?

“You have someone in mind, don’t you, Daishi Ajiri?”

Yuda grinned. It was a knowing, deeply unpleasant smile.

“Yes. That experimental subject… was the Hero. Right?”

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Chapter 5

After being escorted out of the hotel by the black-clad staff and driven away in a luxury black car, it took us roughly fifteen minutes to reach our destination.

We had arrived at Guild Headquarters.

“Whoa… Guild Headquarters is huge.”

The car hadn’t stopped at the main entrance, but rather at a rear entrance reserved exclusively for Guild executives and officials. The moment I stepped out, I tilted my head back and stared up at the ridiculously enormous skyscraper, my mouth hanging open.

I guess this is an expected reaction. This is my first time here after all.

The building is so tall that I couldn’t even see the top when standing directly beneath it.

How much money had they spent building this thing?

I couldn’t even begin to imagine.

“This is actually my first time entering Guild Headquarters through anything other than the main entrance.”

Mina-chan stepped out of the car after me, looking slightly tense. Apparently, even veteran explorers rarely had any reason to use the back entrance of Guild Headquarters.

“This is the VIP entrance, right? Kinda exciting!”

Satsuki-chan followed.

Unlike Mina-chan, she seemed pretty carefree about it. But apparently, this is her first time seeing the rear entrance as well. She looked around curiously, turning her head from side to side as she took in the surroundings.

“Stay alert. We’re not here on vacation.”

“SHAAAAAAAAAA!”

Shion was the last to step out, Ryunosuke-kun cradled in her arms.

And with that, all five of us had assembled in front of the rear entrance to Guild Headquarters.

“You’re all here. Excellent. Please, follow me.”

Once again, we were escorted through the rear entrance of Guild Headquarters by the men and women in black.

We proceeded down a dimly lit corridor that nevertheless radiated an unmistakable air of luxury. After a short walk, the black-clad escort leading us stopped in front of a set of doors that were obviously elevator doors.

He immediately pressed the button to go up, and the mechanical doors slowly slid open.

“This elevator is configured to go directly to the Chairman’s office. You will not encounter any other Guild employees or explorers along the way, so please rest assured.”

The escort held the elevator doors open and gestured for us to step inside. They’d clearly gone to great lengths to accommodate us.

I had to admit, I was genuinely impressed by how carefully Yuda-san had arranged everything.

Maybe he was our enemy. But from the moment we left the Funeral Rank dungeon until now, not once had we been treated unpleasantly. Maybe this was all part of some elaborate scheme to lull us into lowering our guard.

Even so, I couldn’t say I disliked it.

“Thanks for everything, Black Suit-san!”

“Huh? Oh, uh… It’s nothing. It’s just my job…”

The escort didn’t board the elevator with us. Only the five of us entered the lift, heading straight for the Chairman’s office on the top floor.

“Why did you thank him, Daishi-san?”

“Eh? I dunno. Just felt like it.”

“What an incredibly fast elevator. We’re almost there.”

The sensation of upward acceleration gradually weakened as we approached the top floor.

Then, with a rather silly little “ding-dong” sound, the elevator came to a stop.

The doors quietly slid open.

“Whoa! This place sure is huge!”

The moment the elevator doors opened, my entire field of vision cleared. I could see almost the whole room at a glance, and it immediately became obvious that this was a massive executive conference room.

A gigantic table and a series of imposing chairs were arranged in perfect order, giving the entire place an unmistakable air of authority.

And at the very far end of the room sat a single man, lounging comfortably in a chair that looked more like a throne.

With a pleasant smile, he spoke to us.

“Hello. I’m glad you came, Daishi Ajiri… and all of you as well.”

“Y-You’re…”

“Yes. My name is Yuda Kagami. I serve as the representative of the Far Eastern Headquarters of the Japan Dungeon Association.”

With that, Yuda-san stood and slowly walked toward us, approaching the elevator where we were gathered. As he drew closer, his appearance and stature gradually came into sharper focus.

His age was… Hmm. He looked young, yet there was something about him that suggested considerable experience. It was difficult to tell.

His voice was fairly high, too. If someone had told me it belonged to a woman, I probably would have believed them. He was about as tall as Mina, which was rather short for a man. His build was slender and graceful. His blond hair fell to his shoulders in a medium-length style. Large red eyes, a finely shaped nose, small lips painted with pale pink lipstick…

Wait. Hold on.

Could Yuda actually be…

“You’re… a woman?”

“Daishi Ajiri. In this day and age, I recommend refraining from making assumptions about another person’s gender. It isn’t particularly important.”

For just a moment, I thought I saw a hint of anger in Yuda-san’s expression.

Apparently, gender was a taboo subject here.

“Hahaha. Well, never mind. Come on, sit wherever you like. And don’t worry about how unnecessarily enormous this room is.”

Yuda-san spread both arms, making a slightly exaggerated gesture as they invited us to take our seats.

Even so, the situation remained what it was. The supreme leader of our supposed enemy was sitting right in front of us.

There was no way I could let my guard down.

“How about something to drink? Coffee? Tea? Just tell me what you like, and I’ll have it brought in immediately.”

“We don’t need anything to drink. I’d rather we get straight to the point.”

“You’re rather impatient, Daishi Ajiri. Surely you can indulge me in a cup of tea. It’s our first meeting, after all. The coffee and tea here at Headquarters are excellent.”

“Then I want royal milk tea!”

“I’ll have coffee. And milk for Ryunosuke.”

“You guys really have zero sense of tension, don’t you? Water is fine for me.”

I suddenly felt embarrassed, like I was the only one freaking out over this. My companions had already begun taking their seats and ordering drinks without a care in the world.

“Heh. Your companions certainly have nerves of steel. That’s reassuring. Daishi, coffee for you?”

“Ah, um… Sure. I’ll have that.”

Unable to go against the flow, I ordered coffee.

Yuda-san picked up the intercom handset mounted on the wall and instructed someone to bring our drinks to the chairman’s office.

“Well then. While we wait for the drinks, why don’t I at least explain why I invited all of you here today?”

Once Yuda-san and I had taken our seats, they suddenly got straight to the point. Despite everything, we were finally getting down to business, and I could feel myself growing a little tense.

Why had Guild Headquarters summoned us here?

What, exactly, did they want?

“Well, to put it simply, the world is currently on the verge of destruction because of the existence of dungeons. So, we’d like you to cooperate with us in our Great Dungeon Eradication Operation.”

“““…Haaaaah?!”””

All of us voiced the exact same bewildered “Haaaaah?!” at precisely the same time.

The Great Dungeon Eradication Operation?!

…Yeah, right. That’s definitely not something you could explain by simply saying, “To put it simply.”

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Walking, Chapter 398: Fallen under the spell of the kotatsu

On the second day, we continued making good time, setting out at a brisk pace from early in the morning. Of course, we made sure to give the horses proper breaks and take good care of them along the way.

“Hmm… first this, then that…”

“Okay, I got the calculation!”

“I finished mine too, Horn.”

Once again, Shiro and the others were tucked inside the kotatsu, studying away. Today, Ao is acting as their teacher, and apparently, she’s surprisingly good at explaining things.

“I hope they can make good progress with their studies before we reach the Royal Capital.”

“They’ll be fine. Fran and Horn have both been studying very diligently.”

Today, Sue and I are taking turns driving the carriage. We had already left the Western Margrave’s territory behind, and with the road now surrounded by forest, we had to stay on guard against animals and monsters for a while.

Rustle, rustle.

“““Grrrrr!”””

“A pack of wolves!”

“They’re trying to surround us!”

“““Take this!”””

BAM! CRASH! SMASH!*

Every now and then, some animals or monsters would attack the caravan. But Shiro and the others, who were getting restless from doing nothing but study and desperately wanted to stretch their legs, would leap out of the carriage alongside Ao and wipe them out in the blink of an eye.

They were basically a walking safety system.

Still, I wish they’d let the soldiers have a chance to do something once in a while. As for the creatures they defeated, Ao would bleed them out, and the meat would become ours.

“““Zzz… zzz…”””

Since there was no studying after lunch, Shiro and the others settled down for an afternoon nap beneath the kotatsu. Shiro was one thing, but it seemed Fran and Horn had already fallen completely under the kotatsu’s spell as well.

Hmm… It was so warm, peaceful, and relaxing that this didn’t feel like a carriage journey at all.

“I certainly understand why you find the kotatsu so comfortable. Once I return home, I would very much like to have one installed in my room.”

The baron’s daughter beside me happily went on about all the wonderful things about the kotatsu. At this rate, I might have created something far too dangerous for this world.

With a slight pang of regret, we eventually arrived at our campsite for the night.

“Let’s wipe you down until you’re nice and clean, then we’ll give you some water and food, all right?”

“““Okay!”””

Neighhh. Once again, Shiro and the others were taking care of the horses under Sue’s guidance. They used Life Magic to clean the horses until they were sparkling, then even cast healing magic on them afterward. Every now and then, I caught the army’s horses staring at ours with what looked suspiciously like envy.

Yeah, we really shouldn’t go around treating the army’s horses ourselves.

If they get injured, we’ll heal them. That should be enough, right?

“The next territory is one we’ll need to be a little more careful in. After all, it belongs to nobles who openly uphold aristocratic supremacy.”

Tory-san explained the situation as we ate our grilled meat. 

Honestly, it was a place I’d much rather pass through without getting involved in anything beyond restocking our supplies. I made sure to warn Sue and the others that they would need to be especially careful tomorrow.

“Zzz…zzzz…”

And tonight, Fran is sleeping inside my sleeping bag.

This is translated by Yume Neiji. Kindly read at yumeneijiworks.com


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