Datsusara Souryo no Danjon Sousou Haishin

Chapter 7

We escorted Mina-chan’s older brothers all the way to the entrance of the Nether Class dungeon, then returned to the grand hall on the first floor. From there, the three of us—me, Mina-chan, and Shion-san—headed toward the deeper exit.

Unlike the beginner dungeon, where the next room had been a monster house, this Nether Class dungeon immediately presented a spiral staircase leading downward.

While talking about various things and using recovery potions from my item box to restore my MP, we descended the stairs—and before we knew it, we were already standing in front of the door to the entrance of the first underground floor.

“I’m opening it…”

I muttered, taking a small breath before pushing open the deceptively luxurious-looking door.

As it slowly creaked open, I could have sworn I heard something that didn’t belong in a place like this—

A strange commotion, seeping through the narrowing gap in the door.

“I sincerely welcome you, Lord Daishi Ajiri, and your two accompanying guests. We have been awaiting your arrival. I am the manager of this room—James Mei of the Nether, at your service.”

Right in front of the fully opened door stood a suspicious-looking man in a fitted suit-like outfit, his long hair slicked straight back. While greeting us, he bowed deeply and introduced himself with excessive politeness.

…James Mei?

Wait, what kind of place has a room manager?

> It’s getting noisy in there
> The interior looks insanely fancy lol
> No way, this is…
> It’s basically a nightclub lmao
> Is this some kind of unique gimmick?
> Feels like something the Nether King designed
> I’ve never seen a “room” like this before
> Oh, there’s a beautiful woman in a dress
> Someone in bunny outfit just showed up lol
> Wait, there’s a ridiculously handsome guy too
> This smell extremely dangerous…

Yeah… this definitely doesn’t look like a normal dungeon floor. It looks more like we just walked into some kind of absurd underground entertainment district.

“Things are completely different from when I came here before… It’s a unique type of house, but this is the first time I’ve seen this kind…”

Shion-san immediately clicked her tongue.

“Hey, old man. Draw your sword. I’ll cut down this weak-looking guy.”

As expected of a muscle-brained female warrior. If she doesn’t like someone, her first instinct is basically “then I’ll just cut them.” Still… maybe we should at least hear them out. There could be a gourmet-style event or something, right?

…Well, no, this is the Nether Class dungeon. And it’s managed by that guy, so expecting anything normal is probably my mistake.

“I’ve heard about you from the owner, Nether King-sama. Now, it’s not appropriate to stand around talking here, so please come inside. Oh, and don’t worry, there’s no charge.”

Owner Nether King. This is basically a cabaret club. The purpose of this room is becoming way too obvious. Beautiful women and handsome men would be used to get us to pick “favorites,” then they’d pour alcohol into us until we were completely drunk, and strike the moment our guard dropped.

Yeah, I see right through it. I’ve been a corporate slave before. I’ve fallen for this exact kind of scheme more times than I can count—and lost money because of it.

I’m 37 years old now. There’s no way I’d be fooled by something like thi—

“Uhm, excuse me! I’m actually a huge fan of Daishi Ajiri! If it’s okay… could you… choose me? If not, that’s totally fine…”

“This girl. I’ll take her.”

Before I even realized it, a bunny-suited cutie who had approached beside the manager had launched a full-scale sales attack. Her upward gaze and dangerously distracting cleavage were far too effective. I got fooled instantly.

“Thank you very much. As expected of Daishi Ajiri-sama. To choose our top-ranked girl, Run-chan, you truly have excellent taste. Now then—this way! One guest entering the ‘Cabaret Madness Room’!”

“Welcome~”

The cheerful chorus of girls thanking us for visiting echoed through the room, and for a moment, something nostalgic stirred in me. A dangerous kind of healing space. The temptation was undeniable.

“Hey! Daishi-san! Don’t just go in on your own—”

“I found you, Saint-sama.”

“Huh?”

“That pure, elegant aura… you must be the Saint, right?”

“Ah, uhm…”

“Oh! My beloved radiant Saint! My name is Sakuya. If you don’t mind, would you spend just a brief, wonderful moment with me in the ‘Host Madness Room’?”

> Hey, Mina-chan might get fooled too!
> Shion is already vibing with the muscular pretty boy
> “Cabaret Madness Room” and “Host Madness Room” lol
> This is too dangerous!
> Why is everyone walking into it so easily? lol
> Are they drinking alcohol?
> Mina-chan is supposed to be underage
> Old man and muscle warrior are adults though
> No no no no no
> This is 100% a trap
> Probably some kind of illusion room by the Nether King?
> Feels like it preys on desires
> This place is way too dangerous lol

I know. I know, viewers. There’s no doubt this is a trap set by that “Nether King owner.” But even knowing that…

“You’ve had a hard time getting here, haven’t you? If it’s alright with you… I may not be able to do much, but I think I can at least help you relax a little…”

Yeah. Even knowing it’s a trap…this is still way too effective.

With that sweet voice, I couldn’t resist the temptation of Bunny as she trapped my arm with her chest. I’m sure Mina and Shion’s brains are malfunctioning too, having their fetishes exposed.

That Nether King owner… He’s not old for nothing. He accurately targets people’s weaknesses and leads them astray. What a terrifying old man…

“Just for a little while… okay?”

“Yes! Let’s have fun together, Daishi-oniichan!”With a smile I want to protect, Lune-chan, the Nether King’s henchman, traps me in a trap as I sit down. She’s so cute, my brain is melting.

This is translated by Yume Neiji. Kindly read at yumeneijiworks.com


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