Now that people can actually send me money, I need to make more of an effort to tailor my streams to what the viewers want. I can’t afford to get blinded by the ¥ signs.
First, I need to properly explain the answer to the question that’s flooding the chat:
> What’s the situation right now?
“So, basically, this happened, and then that happened, and somehow it all turned into this…”
“…Daishi-san, that’s not how it happened.”
“…Seriously. Are all middle-aged men like this? Give them any young woman and they’ll fall for her.”
“…For an old guy like him, it seems like any woman would do.”
“SHAAAA! (YOU PERVEEEEERT!)”
“…”
I’m literally just trying to explain the situation to the viewers, yet everyone on the sidelines keeps throwing their prejudiced opinions at me.
…Hey, guys. Are you still holding a grudge over how hopelessly smitten I was with Yuda-san?
| > Okay, I think I’ve got the gist now > Hey, young folks, old men are a whole different species > Be gentle with him > I don’t think he means any harm > He’s just getting carried away > Wait, the Guild Representative was a woman? > Man, I wish we could’ve seen her > Dude, this is turning into a harem route > I’m so jealous it’s criminal > [Never mind all that—what are you gonna do about that barrier? ¥500] |
A Super Chat came flying in, snapping me back to reality.
Okay… I guess we can drop the whole “I’m a pervert” thing now.
According to Mina-chan and Shion, the barrier currently covering the entrance to West Tokyo Fourth Beginner Dungeon is an absolutely ridiculous piece of work.
We needed to figure out what exactly we could do to break through it.
> Why not ask the Goddess for help first? ¥500
Among the steady stream of Super Chats was a suggestion for one of the methods I’d already been planning to try.
Yeah. Let’s start with that.
The Goddess, that loli, has always been frighteningly good at secretly taking photos and eavesdropping on people. She’s probably still spying on us from somewhere right now.
For starters, I could try calling out to her telepathically…
『 Hey, Loli Ha—no, wait, Goddess! Goddess! Can you hear me?』
I raised my mental voice as much as I could, calling out to the Goddess and waiting for a response.
“…”
I closed my eyes and waited for five seconds, but I didn’t pick up so much as a peep from that childish voice in my head.
So this method doesn’t work?
I’m pretty sure she’s watching us, though…
Could she be taking a dump or something?
“The old man’s 【Burial Fist】 might be able to destroy the barrier. Why not give it a try?”
Shion offered a constructive…
No, a “destructive” suggestion.
So basically, she was telling me to try brute force first?
“Yeah. It doesn’t look like there’s any way to deactivate it through technical means.”
“Then we’ll just have to smash it!”
Mina-chan and Satsuki-chan seemed to agree.
Looks like we had no choice but to give it a shot.
| > Nice! [Burial Fist] > It’s been a while! > Can’t wait~ > Hit us with something epic. > What do your stats look like now? > You beat the Hero, so your level must’ve gone up, right? > [Spill the details! (¥1000)] |
Oh! Speaking of my stats! I still haven’t allocated my excess Burial Points!
Good thing the viewers were interested in my stats. Actually, maybe it was a good thing I hadn’t allocated them until now. Given the situation we’re in, the way I should distribute my stats practically decides itself.
All right, let’s do this!
I opened the status screen and hit the ▲ button next to the stat allocation…
Hyaah!!! Time for a barrage!!!
Tap tap tap tap tap tap…
| Name: Daishi Ajiri Class: Burial Priest Level: 25 HP: 3333 / 3333 MP: 2929 / 2929 Strength: 8011 (+5555) Endurance: 2890 Agility: 8001 Intelligence: 3044 Burial Power: 9999 Surplus Burial Points:0 Skills: 【Burial Samsara (Lv1)】 【Burial Healing (MAX)】 【Burial Fist (MAX)】 【Retribution (MAX)】 【Requiem (MAX)】 【Return (MAX)】 【Cremation (MAX)】 【Clairvoyance (MAX)】 Unique Skill: 【Hell Gate】 【Infinite Itembox】 Title: 【Enlightened One】 |
Heh heh heh.
With this much of a boost to my physical strength, I can expect even more destructive power from [Burial Fist]!
I’m a genius!
| > Still makes no sense even when you hear it again > Physical strength over 8000 lol > He’s a god > Too much of a monster > He’s gonna send the whole dungeon to the grave lol > Looks like he might split the Earth in two > Don’t accidentally punch the ground > Better get ready to run, just in case… > Alright, do it! Daishi! > So excited > Viewers are coming back too > How many now? Oh, 10 million > The viewer count is on a whole different level lolol |
Thank goodness! Looks like everyone is still expecting me to pull something off!
This many people are cheering me on!
I can’t let them see me make a fool of myself!
“Everyone, get as far back as you can. You might get caught in the crossfire!”
I stepped forward, moving another few paces closer to the barrier.
I was planning to hit it with everything I had, so I wanted everyone to protect themselves with defensive skills or something, if possible.
“Well, when it comes to defense and healing, I can handle pretty much anything. So, Daishi-san, don’t hold back! Go ahead and smash that barrier!”
That’s my Mina-chan! I’m counting on you to keep everyone safe!
“Don’t worry about us. Give it everything you’ve got!”
“Do your best!”
“SHAAAAAA!”
All right! Then let’s get started…
Tap!
Whoosh!
“Up close, this thing looks insanely tough… But!”
I closed the distance in an instant, moving at practically teleportation speed until I was within striking range of the barrier. A wall of light stretched out before my eyes, shimmering with a nauseatingly garish color.
“HAAAAAAAAA!!”
I immediately dropped into a low stance, focusing every ounce of concentration I had.
Maybe it was because of my immense Burial Power and physical strength, but I could feel an incredible power and intensity of energy surging through my body—something I’d never experienced before.
With a high-pitched “Kiiiiing!”, white aura began gathering around my clenched right fist, one wave after another!
Th-this power…
With this, I can definitely finish him off!!
“HAAAAAAAAA!! TAKE THISSSS!! 【Burial Fist】!!!”
BOOOOOOOOM!!!
An earth-shattering impact rang out, so loud it felt like my eardrums were going to burst!
Th-this has to be…
“OWWWWW!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?! YOU IDIOTTTTT!!!”
BOOOOOOOOM!!!
“GYEAAAAAAH!!”
| > Huh? > What? > Uhh… > Wait, old man is… > He’s flying LOL > What the hell just happened? > A giant arm of light just came out of the barrier and punched him LOL > Wait… was that the Goddess just now? > LMAO |
Apparently, the wall of light we’d thought was a barrier was actually a part of the Goddess body.
This is translated by Yume Neiji. Kindly read at yumeneijiworks.com
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