Datsusara Souryo no Danjon Sousou Haishin

Chapter 11

“Mina-chan!”

“Ah, Daishi-san! Looks like you made it out safely! Thank goodness!”

“Things got seriously out of hand in here… What happened to the host guy who was with you…?”

“Ah, uhm…”

Right after seeing Lune-chan off, I regrouped with Mina-chan and glanced toward the seat where Monster Sakuya had been.

U-Uwaah…

“He looked like he was about to wake up, so I took care of him first. Ehehe♪”

Apparently, Mina-chan had finally realized something was wrong with the room after all. The moment Monster Sakuya began regaining consciousness, she’d driven a massive cross-shaped skill straight through his rear end and executed him on the spot. Even after making him sit through all her endless complaints, she apparently showed absolutely no mercy once it was time to kill.

Cute face aside, this girl possessed exactly zero hesitation. Terrifying!

“It seems everyone is safe.”

“Hyeek!”

Hearing Shion-san’s voice, I turned around—

Only to find her standing there drenched in the monsters’ blood, her clothes dyed completely crimson. The sight was so overwhelming I let out something dangerously close to a scream.

“Looks like you had yourself quite the lively time, muscle-brain woman.”

“Indeed. It may have been little more than a farce, but I found it fairly entertaining, fake saintess.”

So they had been aware of each other after all. Mina-chan and Shion-san exchanged sarcastic barbs without missing a beat.

Still… Shion-san was incredible. She’d probably torn apart a huge number of monsters while drunk, yet she wasn’t even breathing heavily. With a perfectly calm expression, she casually muttered something like, “I would’ve liked another drink.”

Both Mina-chan and Shion-san were absurdly powerful in their own ways.

At this rate, maybe progressing through the dungeon ahead would become much easier!

> The monsters themselves probably weren’t that strong.
> Nah, it is because old man’s party is just ridiculously overpowered.
> If they were actual monsters, they’d easily be SS-rank.
> Wasn’t Mina-chan’s cross attack way too brutal?
> They’re literally crucified lol.
> Shion-neesan’s victims are even worse…
> Uwaah…
> They’re completely mangled lol.
> HIEEEEE!!!
> None of them even resemble their original forms anymore.
> Camera, please stop showing that side.
> Mister’s skill is honestly the most humane one.
> But that Burial Healing skill looked beautiful and all… didn’t Lune-chan end up going straight to hell anyway?
> Lune girl is peacefully speedrunning her way to hell.
> That’s honestly still pretty messed up lol.

…Ah. That’s right.

I’d completely forgotten. Burial Healing sent people to hell. While saying goodbye to Rune-chan, I’d gone through all kinds of emotional reflections in my head. But in the end, it seemed none of it had really mattered.

Sorry, Lune-chan!

“…You’ve certainly made quite a mess of things.”

“!”

So it wasn’t over yet.

The moment we sensed James Mei’s voice and presence, all three of us spun around and immediately raised our guard.

He is probably the boss of this establishment—No, not just the establishment. He is the boss of this entire floor. And yet, unlike the others, James himself hadn’t transformed into a monster. He still maintained the appearance of a flashy nightlife manager.

“So if we defeat you, we’re free to leave this place? Is that the idea?”

Mina-chan narrowed her eyes and shifted into a combat stance.

“It was a surprisingly enjoyable establishment, but I suppose it’s time for closing hours.”

Shion-san cracked her knuckles loudly as she glared down James.

“W-we still have to move forward! And if you intend to stand in our way, then…”

Maybe because I got swept up by the cool atmosphere the other two were creating, I also tried saying something dramatic. Though honestly, if we didn’t have to fight, then fighting would be totally unnecessary. If he wanted to back down peacefully, that was perfectly fine with me…

“No. I’m afraid I’m incapable of taking on all three of you by myself. You need not worry about payment, so if possible, I would appreciate it if you simply proceeded to the next floor as you are.”

…Huh?

That was unexpectedly anticlimactic. Unlike the old Dragon King, this manager didn’t seem particularly eager for a fight. He appeared to have honestly accepted the difference in strength and was prepared to back down.

Well, if that was the case, then lucky us. I’d much rather conserve our stamina for what lay ahead.

“Eh? We’re not fighting? Boring.”

“What a spineless coward.”

Hey, hey now. Could you two please stop provoking him?

We finally found a situation where we might avoid combat entirely, so let’s just smoothly move on already!

“…Yes, yes. Understood. Nether King-sama, the owner, says he wishes to speak with all of you personally.”

“…Huh?”

At first I thought James was muttering to himself into thin air. But apparently not.

It seemed he’d been communicating directly with the old Nether King. Then, across the grotesque flesh-like walls of the transformed room, the familiar image of the white-bearded old man appeared—just like when I fought Ades before.

This was the second time I’d seen his face. As always, he looked like nothing more than an ordinary old man.

“It has been some time, little priest brat. Since our conversation at Ades’s place, was it not?”

“Are you senile, old man? That wasn’t even that long ago.”

“Foh-hoh-hoh. That insolent attitude of yours hasn’t changed, I see.”

Just like last time, for some reason I always ended up acting unusually bold around this old geezer.

I didn’t really understand it myself, but something about his face just irritated the hell out of me. Earlier I’d considered trying to settle things peacefully through conversation, but as long as this instinctive irritation existed, that was probably impossible.

Besides, anyone who turned a sweet girl like Rune-chan into a monster was someone I could never get along with—not in this life, nor in any reincarnation after it.

Now then… what kind of insults should I throw at him first—

“Ah…”

“…Kuh…”

Hm?

Mina-chan? Shion-san?

What was wrong with them?

The moment they saw the old man’s projection, both of them suddenly looked visibly distressed.

Their faces had gone pale, cold sweat covered their skin, and their breathing had become shallow.

Oi, are you two okay?

Ah—wait, maybe the lingering aftereffects of my fart smell were only kicking in now?

Sorry! I’ll figure something out after I’m done talking with this old man!

The useless loli goddess probably put deodorizer spray in my Item Box.

…Hopefully.

So just hang in there a little longer!

“So what do you want, old man?”

“I have nothing but business.”

The old geezer still spoke in that same playful tone.

It completely threw me off balance.

“You want your liver and rectum back?”

I decided to ask the obvious question directly.

“Indeed. The liver matters little either way, but life becomes mildly inconvenient without one’s rectum.”

So the liver didn’t matter.

And what did he mean “mildly inconvenient” without a rectum?

For a normal person, that would be a catastrophe beyond words.

“It would violate the rules if I personally came to retrieve them, you see. In time, one of my subordinates will surely accomplish the task instead.”

“No matter how many weaklings you send at us, they’ll never beat us.”

“Foh-hoh-hoh. Such confidence.”

That “foh-hoh-hoh” laugh seriously pissed me off. I wanted to smash him with Hell Gate and Burial Fist simultaneously right this second.

“Still, enough of that. I actually came to offer you all a single warning.”

“A warning? I figured you came to teach me the proper way to use Hell Gate.”

I asked half-jokingly.

“As if I would teach you that. The truth is, shortly before your arrival, two explorers began traversing the Nether Class Dungeon. They have already broken through to the tenth floor…”

Ah—!?

Could it be the Hero’s Party?!

They’d already started exploring the Nether Class Dungeon?! And they’d beaten us to it! Worse, they’d already reached the tenth floor? That was insane!

“They are unbelievably troublesome individuals. It seems they’ve been planting various little tricks throughout the magnificent dungeon I painstakingly created.”

“Little tricks?”

“Indeed. I know not precisely what they have placed, but I suspect they are traps intended for the ones following behind them—you lot.”

“Traps…”

“Mm. I wish to kill you using my own original dungeon systems. It would be most irritating if you were eliminated by such cheap gimmicks instead. Hence why I came to warn you.”

The Nether Class Dungeon had already been difficult enough to begin with. And now it seemed the Hero’s traps had been added on top of that.

“…Isn’t this basically impossible?”

Just when I’d finally started gaining confidence thanks to our strengthened party, I was suddenly informed the difficulty had increased even further. I couldn’t help muttering the complaint aloud.

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Datsusara Souryo no Danjon Sousou Haishin

Chapter 10

Nether King’s Side

“Foh-hoh-hoh. Within my domain, a mere Hell Gate shall not open so easily.”

◆◆◆

“Hyeeeehhh!!”

The situation changed so abruptly that screaming was the only response my brain could manage.

The angelic Lune-chan transformed into a grotesque monstrosity, while the dimly lit, seductive tavern atmosphere warped into a nauseating chamber of dark crimson flesh walls. I had no idea what was serving as the light source now, but the place is somehow brighter than before, making the surroundings far easier to see.

Even so, I didn’t have the spare attention to check whether Mina-chan and Shion-san were safe!

“First… let us reclaim Nether King-sama’s liver…”

Lune-chan’s face was hidden beneath long strands of jet-black bangs that had suddenly grown wildly. From the gaps between them, crimson eyes gleamed with a sinister intensity like demonic magic eyes, while her shriveled right arm slowly stretched toward my liver.

“Kuh—!”

I needed to dodge, but my head was spinning so badly my body wouldn’t obey me!

I had to evade or counterattack!

And seriously, I’d already farted, so why wasn’t the Hell Gate activating?! If I was going to end up in a crisis like this, it should’ve triggered!

It worked against Rakshasa before…

Though… if it had appeared, Mina-chan and Shion-san probably would’ve gotten caught up in it too, so that would’ve been a disaster in its own way.

No, this wasn’t the time to be calmly thinking things through!

I had to do something—

Anything!

“So, you won’t even resist? That’s almost disappointing. Is it because you drank too much to move… or perhaps…”

While countless thoughts raced through my mind, my liver had already been completely locked onto by Monster Lune-chan.

A bluish-purple aura poured from her right hand.

“…Are you still seeing the illusion of me? I’m happy!”

Eh?

Lune-chan suddenly returned to her beautiful bunny-girl form!

No, don’t fall for it, Daishi!

She’s one of the Nether King’s subordinates—my enemy!

“But nooo~. Rules are rules. I have to collect proper payment from you—wait… guh?! W-what is this smell?!”

Eh?

Why was she suddenly clutching her nose and writhing in agony…?

Though now that she mentioned it, there was a certain familiar, suspiciously roasted odor lingering in the air… There’d been a delay, but did Hell Gate activate somewhere after all?

I quickly glanced around the room, but no gate had appeared anywhere.

The summoning must’ve failed. But if there was no gate, and the smell was still here, then…

…Eh? Does that mean this is just… the smell of my fart?

No- no way, right?

Seriously…?

SERIOUSLYYYYY?!?!

“Gwoooaaarghhh!! My nose—my nose is rotting awayyyyy!!”

Lune-chan rolled across the floor in agony, her form flickering back and forth between beautiful girl and grotesque monster. She kicked over the tables and chairs that had been set before us, sending bottles of Sogen and shattered glasses crashing across the floor.

The lively private room we’d been enjoying moments ago was completely gone. At this point, calling this place hell wouldn’t even be an exaggeration.

> This is absolute pandemonium lmao.
> What the hell is even happening right now?
> The old man just farted, didn’t he?
> But Hell Gate didn’t appear.
> Wasn’t the old man’s fart supposed to be the activation condition?
> Nah, we’re inside the Nether King’s domain. His skill is probably being suppressed.
> So basically they’re saying, ‘We’re not letting you use it’?
> But that Lune-girl is still suffering.
> Did his synchronization rate with the Nether King increase or something?
> So now he can fire it with pinpoint accuracy?!
> That’s actually insanely useful.
> Now’s your chance, Daishi!
> Don’t use Cremation, though!
> There’s no reason to stay here anymore, right?
> Finish her off quick.
> No, first make sure Mina-chan and Shion-chan are okay…

That’s right!

First things first—I needed to make sure Mina-chan and Shion-san were safe!

As for Mina-chan…

“And then, you know what my brother said? ‘Mina, are you an oni or something?!’ Honestly, can you believe how rude that was?”

“……”

“Hey, Sakuya! Are you sleeping again? And what’s with your face and body? You look like a monster now! Did you swell up from drinking too much? Pathetic!”

“……”

“Well, whatever. Wake up already, Sakuya! Hurry up and listen to my story!”

…Uhm, Mina-chan?

I’m pretty sure the monsterized Sakuya-kun has already lost consciousness because your stories are too boring.

And wait—

Had Mina-chan somehow not even noticed the dramatic transformation of the entire room? Was she fearless… or just unbelievably dense? The Great Priestess is terrifying in an entirely different way. Still, it looked like Mina-chan is doing fine.

What about Shion-san?!

“SHAAAARRRGH!!!”

“Hmph. Turning into monsters because you can’t handle your liquor… how disgraceful. But if you insist on attacking me, then I shall show no mercy! Hah!!”

“Gobfshh!!”

The floor was covered in sake bottles and shattered champagne tower glasses, yet Shion-san is mowing down the attacking monster hosts one after another with her bare hands.

Uwaah… That’s getting seriously brutal…

She’s literally tearing some of them apart. Maybe I should just leave that side to her for now. Honestly, even without armor, wasn’t Shion-san basically a Nether Realm knight or something?

By the way, it seemed my fart’s deadly odor hadn’t reached Mina-chan or the others. That alone was a small relief.

“GRAAAAHHHH! I… I can’t lose in such a pathetic way! For Nether King-sama… for the Nether Kiiiing!!”

Writhing and stumbling across the floor in agony, Lune-chan—who no longer even resembled a single identifiable creature—continued to suffer. Even if it had technically been an accident, I still felt a little sorry for her after she became a victim of Hell Gate.

And besides… The fun time we spent together earlier had been real. If possible, I wanted to help her pass on peacefully, without suffering.

> Old man, hurry up and finish her off!
> Before that Lune girl attacks again!
> Actually, can you try using Burial Healing?
> You might be able to free Lune-chan from the Nether King’s curse!
> So ‘heal and lay to rest’ is what it literally means, huh?
> Daishi! Now’s the time to save Lune-chan’s soul with the power of Buddha!

There were always viewers like that every now and then—the ones who suddenly started preaching from a bizarrely superior perspective.

Could one of them actually be a real monk or something?

Still, judging from the description, Burial Healing really did sound like the kind of skill that could offer salvation.

…Alright.

Let’s try it.

“I’m sorry, Lune-chan. I’ll never forget the irreplaceable time we spent together.”

I stretched out my right arm, aiming at the writhing Lune-chan.

And then—

“Burial Healing!”

The moment the words left my mouth, a ring of light spread across the floor around Lune-chan, rising upward like a glowing pillar that enveloped her entire body.

“Ah…”

Lune-chan’s violently mutating form stabilized, settling back into her bunny-girl appearance. Freed from the rotten stench of Hell Gate, even her expression gradually softened. She stood up slowly and looked straight at me with clear eyes. There was kindness in her gaze. And somewhere within it, a trace of sadness too, enough to quietly shake my heart.

“Daishi-san… I…”

“You looked great as a nighttime bunny girl, but I think I probably like the version of you working hard in an office lady outfit more.”

“…Yeah.”

“If you’re reborn someday, try your best at a normal daytime job next time, okay?”

“Yeah!”

The pillar of light grew brighter and brighter.

Within it, Lune-chan’s body gradually dissolved into drifting particles of light.

“Ajiri Daishi-san!”

“W-what?”

“I think you’d look more handsome if you pushed your bangs up!”

Leaving behind words that somehow sounded strangely familiar, Lune-chan’s body and soul faded away completely. I tilted my head upward toward the ceiling and closed my eyes, chasing after the lingering trace of the girl who had vanished into dust.

Ah…

If possible—

I hoped the power of Burial Healing had freed her soul from the shackles of the underworld…

That she could return to the proper sea of reincarnation…And someday be born again, still cheerful and adorable as ever.

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Isekai Nonbiri Sanpo Tabi

Walking, Chapter 330: Today’s preparation work is successfully completed

“Phew, that’s it for today.”

As evening fell, the day’s work finally came to an end. Thanks to the efforts of so many volunteers helping to restore the Harvest Festival preparations, the minimum necessary facilities had been rebuilt.

“Alright then. We’d better store everything in our Item Boxes so it doesn’t get destroyed again.”

Whoosh.

“““Ooooh!”””

Ao and I stored everything that could be packed away into our Item Boxes. Naturally, Ao personally put away the wooden statue of the Goddess that she had worked so hard to create.

“Alright, let’s continue the preparations tomorrow and make sure everything is ready for the festival the day after.”

“““Yeah!”””

At some point, I had somehow ended up directing the entire work site, but there was no use worrying about that now. The soldiers assigned to guard the square had arrived, so after cleaning up, we headed back to the mansion.

“How are preparations on your side, Sue?”

“Well, we’ve managed to sort out the stage somehow, but the costumes are still a problem.”

The costumes had been stored in one corner of the square as well, so we’d have to figure something out. At this rate, I might end up spending all of tomorrow sewing.

“If it’s sewing, leave it to Shiro!”

“I’ll help too.”

Both Shiro and Toria-san raised their hands and eagerly volunteered. I gratefully accepted their offer.

Chatting and laughing together, we made our way back to the mansion.

“Oh? The foreman has returned.”

“Uh… where did you hear that from?”

“Hm? The townspeople were calling you that.”

The former Margrave greeted me with a broad grin, and I couldn’t help but sag in defeat.

After washing off the day’s sweat in the bath, everyone gathered in the dining hall.

“Just having the minimum preparations restored is a tremendous relief. After all, those fools were trying to ruin the festival entirely.”

As we discussed the progress of the reconstruction over dinner, the Margrave nodded repeatedly in satisfaction. Judging by the enthusiasm in town, Count Kasuak and the Human Supremacy Cult’s actions had backfired spectacularly. Instead of crushing the townspeople’s spirits, they had only fueled their determination.

“By the way, that idiot count will also be tried for the attempted murder of the Margrave’s family. Throwing explosive magic tools into the estate and firing spells at Father and Toria tends to have that effect.”

“Indeed. For someone of his level to think he could kill me is laughable. He’d need another five hundred years before he could even dream of it. The fool relied entirely on magic tools and neglected proper magical training.”

I could only laugh.

Count Kasuak had picked a fight with exactly the sort of people he never should have antagonized. At this point, the dissolution of House Kasuak was all but guaranteed.

“Father was absolutely furious as well. He said he would deliver divine punishment to the fool who dared attempt to kill his daughter.”

Emilia-san added.

And just like that, Count Kasuak’s fate seemed to have been sealed.There were many people one shouldn’t make enemies of—but angering the most powerful man in the kingdom was surely near the top of that list.

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Isekai Nonbiri Sanpo Tabi

Walking, Chapter 329: Preparations for the harvest festival starts again

There was a chance that members of the dark organization could disguise themselves and infiltrate the Western Margravate. But in the end, the only thing we could do was tighten inspections at the gates built into the defensive walls. Since they were fanatics who preached human supremacy, there was also the possibility that they would stir up trouble with the townspeople.

“Oh, we’ve received word from the royal castle. It seems Count Kasuak and everyone connected to him have been arrested and thrown into prison. Apparently, they picked a fight with the troops that entered their estate and got thoroughly beaten for it.”

Well, that settled it. Count Kasuak was undeniably a complete fool.

Even the Margrave wore a look of profound exasperation. At this rate, the adventurer who had been arrested earlier might return home only to find that he no longer had one.

“The Harvest Festival will last for two days. If they intend to make a move, the second day is the most likely. Of course, security will be strengthened on the first day as well, but the wedding ceremony on the second day will be their prime target.”

“Starting today, I’ll assign trusted soldiers to guard the square around the clock in rotating shifts. It’s better than doing nothing.”

The former Margrave and Emilia-san laid out their plans for the days ahead. With the discussion concluded, I headed for the town square to help with the preparations.

“Hey, hold this for me!”

“You got it! Leave it to me!”

The town square was crowded with beastmen, all working together in a flurry of activity as preparations for the Harvest Festival were rushed forward at breakneck speed. The townspeople must have truly wanted the festival to happen, no matter what.

Meanwhile, Ao had already finished most of the goddess statue.

Wasn’t that ridiculously fast?

“Ah, Shun-sama, thank you for your hard work. Everyone in town helped out.”

“I really appreciate it. It’s not much, but let’s use this as a test run for the food stalls and make lunch for everyone.”

“I would be happy to help.”

Toria-san, who had arrived at the square ahead of me, joined me in preparing the food. Fortunately, the takoyaki griddles had survived intact, so there was no need to change the stall menu.

Sizzle…

“Please line up in order!”

“There’s plenty for everyone!”

“Be careful, they’re hot!”

By lunchtime, Shiro and the others had begun guiding customers into orderly lines. Thanks to their help, the food was served smoothly, without any confusion or commotion.

“Oh, mine has meat inside!”

“And this one has cheese. This is quite an interesting dish.”

The round grilled snacks—dubbed ‘round bake’ by Kent-chan—were a huge hit with the beastman. When we introduced a spicier version seasoned with chili peppers, it proved especially popular among the larger beastman.

“By the way, is the wedding ceremony still the highlight of the Harvest Festival?”

“That’s right. This year, it seems there are even more applicants after seeing that goddess statue.”

“The prayer ceremony for the harvest on the first day also draws a crowd, but the wedding is definitely the biggest event.”

Even after asking various townspeople who came to collect their food, the answer was always the same. The wedding ceremony is the festival’s main attraction.

“Sue, you understand what I’m getting at, don’t you?”

“Yes. You’re saying that if someone intends to interfere, they’ll most likely strike when the festival is at its peak.”

Sue immediately grasped what I was implying. Casey-san and Telma-san nodded in agreement as well.

“So there are still idiots who will try to ruin the festival?”

“If I find any bastard like that, I’ll crush them on the spot!”

In fact, the beastmen who had overheard our conversation seemed even more fired up than before. Considering that parts of the square’s facilities had already been destroyed, it was no surprise that the townspeople were furious.

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Hazure Skill “Alarm”, jitsuwa fūin kaijo no nōryoku deshita. Ochikobore no shōnen wa, nemuri kara sameta megami-tachi to yasashī saikyō o mezasu

Chapter 169: Two older brothers

Our footsteps echoed through the dim dungeon. I moved along the right-hand wall, Freyr along the left, with Solana between us, keeping a careful watch on him. I never imagined that, in a situation like this, I would actually be having a conversation with this man.

Stay calm. The goal was simple: exchange information. I decided to start by stating the facts.

“Freyja-sama… has already awakened.”

Freyr tilted his head slightly from the opposite wall.

“But—”

He cut me off.

“She cannot appear in the open like the other gods, can she?”

I stared back at him, surprised.

His lips twisted into a faint smirk as he shrugged.

“If it were Odin, perhaps he would. Your sister, Luisia, seems to be both a person and a cage for my own sister, then.”

…Better speak carefully.

I had no idea how much he might already know or suspect about the Skill: Miko. I couldn’t afford to slip and give him more than necessary. Freyr’s blue eyes fixed on me, sharp and unyielding.

“…And… she seems well?”

I could answer that one easily. Somehow, it felt like a genuine question, not just a test.

“Yes.”

“I see.”

Freyr’s expression remained carefully neutral, but behind that mask-like smile, I thought I caught a glimmer of real relief.

We continued exchanging information. I spoke of Freyja, while Freyr shared a bit about Ymir and her followers. It seemed the main base was no longer here—Ymir had long since moved far to the north.

Solana tilted her head.

“The north…”

In the kingdom of Asgard, there lay a barren tundra to the far north. It was plausible that Ymir and the others had hidden there. After all, neither the warrior corps nor adventurers had yet discovered the gathering point of the monsters.

“How did they get to a place like that?”

Freyr let out a soft chuckle.

“Ah… that’s why you came here, isn’t it? Once you reach the end of the dungeon, you’ll understand soon enough.”

He paused. A wind brushed against his cheek.

Thanks to his divine blessing, his senses were sharp—he could tell it was a wind coming from outside.

“…We’ve come quite far.” he muttered.

Then, as if to conclude the conversation, he started walking again.

“By now, my exit is close. It seems this is where we part ways.”

There might be some hidden passage that Ymir and his followers used as a base. Even Freyr wouldn’t want an endless march through the dungeon, constantly risking running into the gods.

“Go on. The Yggdrasil Water Mirror is just down the stairs from here.”

I called out to his retreating back.

“Freyr…”

He didn’t stop. But before we parted, there was something I had to ask.

“…Why are you on the enemy’s side?”

“I already told you,” he replied.

Freyr kept moving forward.

“To retrieve my sister.”

“The sister you speak of… is Freyja. The one I’m trying to protect is Lu. We can cooperate to defeat Ymir, and once it’s all over, we can each return to our families.”

Solana looked at me, surprise written across her face.

“Rion…”

By now, there was no way I could think of him as an ally.

Still, I wanted to understand—down to the deepest reason—why he had to fight. I was already ready to point my short sword at him. All the more reason to ask.

“I’m sorry, Solana. But I need to know,” I said.

Right now, Freyja resided within Lu. It was almost a seal, a side effect of the Skill: Miko, but the original purpose had been to contain the Power of Creation. And because Ymir was a threat, Odin desired that very power.

In other words—if Ymir were defeated…

Then, Freyja could be returned to Lu, the Power of Creation restored to Odin, and both Freyr and I could finally be with our families. In theory, there was hope.

Freyr stopped walking. He didn’t turn his back to me, but his sharp, slit-like eyes glanced over his shoulder.

“…Ymir cannot be defeated. Most likely, the gods will fail again.”

“That… can’t be!”

“There is no time.”

He added, slicing through my words like a sharpened blade.

Solana stepped forward, demanding an explanation.

“…Time?”

“Think about it. Do you imagine it’s easy for a god to dwell within a human?”

Freyr withdrew a flask from his pouch and drank water. I found myself momentarily lost for words.

“That is to say…”

“There is a price. Just as I had to take on a body to resist the seal, Freyja is now gradually being absorbed into Lu—becoming one with her power.”

Both Solana and I caught our breath.

“…Does that mean Freyja will eventually disappear?”

“One body cannot house two awakened minds indefinitely.”

Freyr replied.

I remembered something he had said before: “My sister is two, but she has only one body.” Now, I understood. That was what he meant.

I pressed further.

“Are you sure? Freyja never said anything like that herself.”

“I speak from knowledge and preparation. It would be a burden to your sister—so she would never say it. But… I can feel her magical power slowly changing.”

Freyr’s sharp eyes fixed on the reddish-brown walls ahead. Perhaps Lu was somewhere beyond them.

“When she was under the sleeping seal, I heard her words. And there, I learned of Odin’s plot.”

I exchanged a glance with Solana.

Freyja had stolen the Power of Creation from Odin and fled. A fragment of her immense magic had been hidden in the Flocia dungeon as a copy of herself. At that moment—surely, she had called out to her brother Frey, who had also been sealed in the same dungeon.

“…Even back then, my sister had already steeled her resolve. And yet she fled, carrying the Power of Creation with her.”

A shiver ran down the back of my neck. The gentle smile I had seen in Flocia came to mind.

“My sister chose the path of dwelling within a human, to protect humanity.”

A goddess who had acted for the sake of others, even at the cost of her own being.

“I will protect Freyja at all costs. Even if it goes against her own resolve.”

Freyr’s eyes turned toward me, swirling with a storm of emotions: sorrow, loneliness, love, and anger.

Words caught in my throat. But I tried anyway—

“Freyr… you mean—”

I struggled to form the sentence. “…You want to take Freyja away from the humans?”

Freyr’s eyes widened. We held each other’s gaze. He shrugged, a faint smile playing on his lips.

“…Perhaps. In the end, I cannot forgive a sister who valued humans over gods.”

With that, he walked away, vanishing quickly from sight as he headed toward the upper levels of the dungeon.

I turned to the goddess beside me.

“…Let’s go.”

“Yes.”

We descended the nearby staircase.

Freyr’s words had been true. The destination, the Yggdrasil Water Mirror, lay straight ahead from the stairwell.

The chamber was bowl-shaped, and the other gods, Mia-san, and Lu had gathered there already. The room was cluttered with empty barrels, broken crates, and sturdy cages. But the most striking feature was the rift at its center. Like cracks in pottery, fissures ran across the chamber. From them, icy winds poured in, chilling the air.

“The same as the rift in the sky over the capital…” I murmured.

Heimdall’s eyes narrowed as he studied it.

“Progress has been made. There are clues in this dungeon.”

The method of investigation seemed already decided. Safi, the dwarf blacksmith, and Lu stepped forward.

Meanwhile, I replayed Freyr’s words to myself, the words weighing heavily on my chest.

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Hazure Skill “Alarm”, jitsuwa fūin kaijo no nōryoku deshita. Ochikobore no shōnen wa, nemuri kara sameta megami-tachi to yasashī saikyō o mezasu

Chapter 168: A strange alliance

Freyr and I pushed forward, driving back the monsters in our path. Using my ability, Golden Flame, I sliced through a leaping wolf. Even in the middle of combat, I couldn’t let my guard down—not with a god like him around!

“…Freyr!”

I shouted.

Before I could finish, Freyr had already cleaved another giant serpent in two. Solana moved between us, keeping a careful watch in case an attack came our way. From the side, another wolf lunged. I slid under it, spun, and cut it down as we passed each other.

“Why… are you even here?!”

At last, the onslaught paused. I exhaled in relief and wiped the sweat from my brow.

It seemed that wild animals had originally made their homes in this partially collapsed dungeon. Ymir had twisted them into monsters, leaving them behind as a warning—or a trap.

Freyr wiped the blood from his blade and gave a wry smile.

“I am not a monster. That is why I was not included in Fenrir and Hati’s coordination. Moving as I please is easy enough—but a traitor? They have a harder time.”

He didn’t seem even slightly winded. I was sure each of us had taken down more than ten monsters, yet Freyr moved as if he were simply on a leisurely stroll. Since he wasn’t a monster himself, he, like us, became a target for their attacks.

Solana crossed her arms and glared at him.

“…So Ymir’s forces aren’t entirely unified.”

“Exactly. They followed us deliberately… to better gauge Rion’s strength.”

He continued, his voice calm but teasing.

“I had hoped, if possible, to get your sister back… but that was rather bold, even for them.”

A chill ran down my spine. I was glad Heimdall had been assigned to guard Lu.

“Have they… been convinced?”

“…For the most part.”

I replied, though whether they truly accepted it was another matter entirely.

If Lu were ever truly in danger, one of the gods would find a way to break through the dungeon walls and come to her aid. It would be a last resort, of course—one that would collapse the layers of the dungeon and erase any trace of Ymir’s schemes—but it was a contingency that had been prepared.

For the same reason, it would be unwise to fight Freyr in earnest here. At the Tower of Florsia, I had already caused massive damage to walls and ceilings. If a battle of that scale erupted in the dungeon, our mission to investigate it would be ruined.

Solana spoke up.

“Rion, right now—”

“I understand.”

From Heimdall’s perspective, not knowing how one is attacked also meant not knowing how to defend. Even if adventurers or knights were gathered in the royal capital, Ymir’s evolving powers would dictate the formations and strategies needed. That was why I couldn’t strike. And with so many gods present, Freyr couldn’t initiate an attack either.

The man smiled as if he could see right through my hesitation.

“Hehe… you’ve reached a conclusion, haven’t you?”

His calm, teasing demeanor made me bristle. Even though we’re trapped here together.

Freyr waved one hand lazily, almost to emphasize the point.

“Don’t glare at me like that. Life-or-death battles… you’ll get plenty of those at the end of the world.”

Of course, I couldn’t take his words entirely at face value.

Maintaining Golden Flame, I kept my distance from Freyr as we moved forward. Solana stayed between us.

I advanced along the right-hand wall, Freyr along the left. It looked like a party moving cautiously through a dungeon, but there was no way I would ever call this man an ally. I was furious—furious at the one who had targeted Lu and betrayed the gods.

Eventually, we emerged into a vast hall-like chamber. In the shadows ahead, red glimmers indicated the presence of monsters.

“Enemy.”

Solana whispered, pointing forward.

“—Yeah” I muttered.

I crouched low. Freyr angled his sword to the rear-right, ready.

From the darkness, a massive creature emerged.

“Fugoo! Fugoo!”

Its form was undeniably that of a boar—yet colossal, easily five meters long. A grotesque, overgrown boar, its body as massive as a cart.

Twisted, goat-like horns jutted from its back, and across its forehead were three human-like mouths lined horizontally. Each gnawed its teeth violently, radiating pure rage. Its eyes burned bright red, and steam-like breaths hissed from its flaring nostrils. Four massive tusks jutted from its mouths—two pointing straight up, the other two forward—ready to gore anything in its path.

Near the massive boar, smaller boars with bloodshot eyes scurried. Perhaps they had once lived here as a family.

Solana lowered her gaze, a shadow of sorrow crossing her face.

“…How pitiful.” she murmured.

The goddess bit her lip, struggling with the sight.

“These are the same kind of monsters that appeared in the Royal Capital. Ymir was here, distorting ordinary beasts, blending them, and turning them into monsters for practice.”

Had other monsters long ago been born this way as well?

I turned to Freyr, seeking answers.

“…Freyr. What exactly was Ymir doing here? How did he send these monsters to the capital?”

The man’s narrow eyes curved in a mocking grin.

“Am I obliged to answer?”

Before I could respond, the massive boar charged.

Its target is me. Perhaps its primal instincts had judged me the weaker of the two.

“Hah!”

But I wouldn’t back down. I leapt to the side, evading its tusks, and plunged my blade into its thick, bristling hide.

“Bugooh!”

With a groan, the massive boar toppled, gouging the ground with its twisted back horns as it skidded in a sharp turn.

The three mouths on its forehead opened wide. Long, razor-sharp tongues shot out, writhing like tentacles, slicing toward the ground like blades. I was ready. With a swift motion, my short sword severed the longest tongue before it could strike.

“Wake up!”

From the gauntlet on my right hand, I summoned the water spirit, Undine. The mermaid-like spirit glared at the monster, and in an instant, water erupted from the ground beneath it.

“Subterranean water huh.”

Freyr commented with interest.

The boar stumbled as the jet of water struck its flank. I darted beneath its jaw.

Skill 『God of Mischief’s Divine Protection』activated.
【Friend of Spirits】…… Draws upon the power of spirits.

This skill allowed me to combine the powers of multiple spirits. I paired Salamander, the fire spirit, with Sylph, the wind spirit.

“Pii!”

“Woof!”

The two spirits leapt into the air, swirling wind and fire around my short sword with every strike.

“Gah…!”

Flames fanned by the wind rode my blade, erupting into an inferno. The massive boar was lifted, its body consumed by the explosion of fire and wind at its throat. The monster’s life seemed to end in that instant.

“…I’m sorry.” I muttered.

They had once been ordinary beasts, living here peacefully. Watching them vanish into black ash made my chest ache.

Freyr’s battle was over as well. A few magic stones lay scattered at his feet. He had likely taken down the smaller boars too.

Suddenly—a flurry of wings.

I shouted.

“Here comes the next wave!”

A swarm of monster-bats surged toward us, like a dark cloud blotting out the air.

Solana rose into the air, moving forward.

“…Rion.”

A signal: temporarily ease Freyr’s guard.

“Yeah, please!”

Solana swung her arms, releasing a wave of golden light that washed over the bats.

Their eyes had been glowing a furious red, wild with aggression. The instant they were bathed in light, black mist hissed from their bodies.

As the glow faded, the mist dispersed. The bats’ violent glare vanished. Circling the ceiling, they returned to the depths of the dungeon.

Freyr blinked, clearly surprised.

“…You turned the monsters back into ordinary creatures?”

“Indeed. Though those whose bodies were too twisted, or who had been monsters for too long, could not be saved.”

Solana narrowed her eyes as the bats vanished into the dungeon’s shadows.

“They could still be helped. When Ymir was creating these monsters, they were likely nearby and affected by the transformation.”

I found myself thinking about the goddess’s power. Her healing White Flame could cleanse even curses—it could undo the abnormal magic that twisted these creatures.

Solana smiled at me.

“In the past, this would have been impossible. I think it is because our bond has grown.”

“…Yeah!”

Freyr’s blue eyes widened. Thanks to his Blessing of the Hunt, even the smallest whispers were audible to him.

“Growth, you say? To this extent…”

After that, we continued quietly through the dungeon. The monster attacks had subsided for the moment. Only the sound of wind whistling through the corridors echoed endlessly.

As we moved along the opposite wall, Freyr murmured softly.

“…So… Freyja has awakened, has she?”

The sudden words caught me off guard. Perhaps the reason this man had followed us into the dungeon was simpler than I had assumed.

“I see…”

“…Shall I tell you a little about Freyja-sama?” I offered.

“There are questions I want you to answer as well.”

“…A bit of negotiation, then. Very well.”

In that strange, tentative flow, our exchange of information began. The dark corridors of the dungeon echoed with the footsteps of Freyr and me.

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Isekai Nonbiri Sanpo Tabi

Walking, Chapter 328: What are the next targets of the dark organizations and the Human Supremacy Cult?

After breakfast, we split up the work and got moving.

“Well then, we’re off!”

“Be careful out there.”

With Ao perched on her head, Shiro headed toward the plaza together with Fran, Horn, and Sue.

The main attraction this time should have been the goddess statue that Ao created before. However since it was wrecked, it had to be remade. Thankfully, Ao could carve a wooden statue in a single day. So as long as there was spare lumber, it could be remade in no time. The rest is mostly heavy lifting, so Shiro and the others will be very helpful here. And since Sue and her group were deeply involved in the wedding preparations as well, they could handle coordination with the related parties.

“Alright then, let’s begin the meeting.”

“…Right.”

And for some reason, I ended up participating in a strategy meeting with the former margrave, the Margrave, and Emilia-san regarding countermeasures against House Kasuak and the Human Supremacy Cult.

Seriously, why was I being included in this?

Wondering that the whole time, I trudged reluctantly toward the study. As for Kent-chan, Maria-san and Toria-san were keeping him company and playing with him.

“Now then, you’ve crossed paths with criminal organizations in frontier territories all across the kingdom. Do you think they’ll back down quietly after this?”

“I don’t think so. I’m certain they won’t stop here. If I had to guess, they’ll make their move either right before the Harvest Festival… or during the festival.”

“Mm. The same as the conclusion I came to. Which is precisely why we asked you to stay for this discussion.”

So that was why they kept me behind. They wanted to hear about my experiences dealing with underground organizations up until now. Well, if that was the case, then maybe I really could offer some useful advice.

“Based on what we’ve seen so far, the real heavy hitters usually appear at the very end. Also… this is just my intuition, but it feels like the enemies we’re facing are gradually getting stronger.”

“That instinct is probably correct. To those criminal organizations, you and your companions are practically priority targets now. In terms of raw offensive power alone, suppressing your group is already difficult. And on top of that, my wife has personally trained you.”

The Margrave’s lips curled slightly.

“You’ve grown even stronger since then, haven’t you?”

Just as the Margrave said, ever since Emilia-san started training us, I’d become much better at controlling my body in combat. Maybe that was why I could now keep a bit more composure even in the middle of battle.

“The Harvest Festival is one of the biggest events in this frontier territory. Those underground organizations intend to make a spectacle of destroying it—to advertise their existence. And by provoking unnecessary conflict, they hope to throw the kingdom into chaos.”

“Either way, we have to stop whatever they’re planning. Though being forced into a defensive position makes this pretty difficult…”

Still, the Harvest Festival is only two days away. The real question is on how are we supposed to prepare for whatever the criminal organizations had planned.

Emilia-san continued,

“The wedding-related events are always the highlight of the festival. And since there will be many women on stage, it’s the perfect target for people like them.”

“They’ll likely try to destroy the goddess statue as well. To the Human Supremacy Cult, it’s an eyesore they’d rather erase.”

The Margrave added grimly.

“In that case… Sue and the others are basically the key to everything.”

The wedding events would keep Sue and the girls busy throughout the festival itself. Ao would probably stay close to support them, but the real issue was how close I could remain during all of it.

“You’ll be near the plaza anyway, Shun. We’re having you cook at the food stalls.”

“Uh… this is turning out exactly like what happened in the northern frontier territory…”

So in the end, my role would probably be the same as before—keeping watch over the entire area from the stall and rushing over the moment something happened.

The key point now is how the organized crime group will respond.

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Isekai Nonbiri Sanpo Tabi

Walking, Chapter 327: An extremely troublesome and extremely dangerous organization

The former margrave returned to the mansion with Ao in tow.

“We had Ao use search magic while we investigated the area, but it looks like the ones already captured were all of them. Even so, we’ll need to reinforce the checkpoint guards at the barrier walls.”

Ao could use search magic too. As she waved its tentacles happily at us, I let out a small sigh of relief. At least things seemed to have calmed down for the moment.

“Let’s gather in the reception room. We need to discuss what comes next.”

The Margrave—wearing an unusually serious expression—motioned for us to follow him.

Right. There were a lot of decisions that needed to be made. Everyone headed together to the reception room.

“The military has already begun searching the Count Kasuak’s estate in the royal capital.” the Margrave spoke once we were seated.

“The Human Supremacy Cult has confirmed ties to the underground organization Red Scorpion, so the kingdom had already marked them as an illegal group under surveillance.”

“Well, the name says it all, the Human Supremacy Cult is a supremacist faction devoted to human superiority. Most of their supporters are wealthy nobles and merchants who harbor resentment toward beastmen.”

Emilia added with a cold smile.

For an “illegal organization”, the people who showed up in front of the mansion had been awfully open about announcing their affiliation. The Margrave and Emilia both responded with obvious annoyance, though honestly, I could see why.

This group sounded like a massive headache.

“Come to think of it, I once ran into some human-supremacist extremists inside a church in the eastern frontier territory. Are they connected somehow?”

“Oh, absolutely. The Human Supremacy Cult has infiltrated the Church as well. The ones openly active are the human supremacist factions. They treat Humans to a fanatical degree, so it’s not like they’re trying to hide it.”

…Yikes.

Okay, so they were both insanely troublesome and extremely dangerous. Yeah, I really didn’t want anything to do with them.

“Among the nobility, there are always those with an excessive sense of superiority—the kind who believe themselves chosen above others. Those types are often connected to the Human Supremacy Cult. House Kasuak is almost certainly one of them.”

“Yeah. That son from the Kasuak family hated beastmen to an abnormal extent.”

And now nobles were involved too. Which probably meant money from aristocrats was flowing directly into criminal organizations behind the scenes.

“We’re holding the Harvest Festival. I refuse to let those bastards ruin the townspeople’s celebration. Of course, security will be tightened to the highest level.”

The Margrave declared firmly.

“The removal of the rubble in the plaza has already begun. Ao has already dealt with anything she could absorb.”

At their words, the rest of us nodded in agreement. After coming this far, none of us had any intention of backing down now. There were only two days left to prepare, but that just meant we had to do everything we could.

“Well then, that’s enough discussion for now. We haven’t even had breakfast yet. Let’s eat properly and keep moving.”

“““Yes!”””

With that, we all headed toward the dining hall.

“““Welcome back!”””

“Welcome home, everyone. Breakfast is ready.”

When we arrived, we found Kent-chan, Fran, and Horn already stuffing their cheeks with bread at the table. Maria-san greeted us with a warm smile, and somehow that alone soothed our frayed nerves.

Alright. Time to eat breakfast and keep doing our best.

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Datsusara Souryo no Danjon Sousou Haishin

Chapter 9

> Wait, why are you ordering sake? lol
> I thought you said you didn’t drink!
> So seeing both of them drinking in the host-club-addict room finally made you feel safe enough?
> But you just used Clairvoyance, didn’t you?
> He wasn’t looking at Lune-chan. He was staring at the booze.
> So you’re planning to inspect it for safety before drinking?
> Please don’t let this be another one of the Nether King’s ‘special creations’…

Just before I used Clairvoyance to check the alcohol’s composition, my eyes drifted toward the scrolling comments. One particular message lodged itself stubbornly in my mind.

Please don’t let this be another one of the Nether King’s.

Up until now, I’d somehow demonstrated a frightening talent for surviving bizarre food disasters. But if this drink was really that thing the viewers were imagining, then there was absolutely no way I was touching it. Even if it could dramatically boost my abilities.

【 Sogen (Vintage) 】

A soul-stirring harmony of sweetness and saltiness, infused with the spirits of the dead. Beneath its intricate depth lies a supreme richness on the palate, accompanied by the fragrance of perfectly ripened apples.

Crafted from Meisō rice, cultivated through countless trials in the depths of nether itself, this miraculous aged underworld sake achieved what was once thought impossible—long-term maturation. That masterpiece is known as Sogen.

Indulge in the ultimate netherworld liquor, permitted only within the abyss.

Ingredients ▼
Rice Polishing Ratio ▼
Alcohol Content ▼
Volume ▼
Expiration Date ▼
Storage Instructions ▼
Manufacturer ▼
Warnings ▼
Contact Information ▼
Effects ▼
Commercial Video ▼

“…”

Come on, this isn’t a product label… Couldn’t they make it simpler and just display the important details clearly?

Still, just reading that opening description somehow made it sound ridiculously delicious. Though the “salty flavor” part was a little concerning…

Hmm. I guess pressing those little “▼” symbols would reveal the details…

But seriously, why is there even a commercial video? Who exactly is that supposed to benefit?

“Daishi-san, are you seriously still staring down the sake? Hurry up and drink already.”

“Ah—just give me a little longer.”

Lune-chan kept urging me to drink and toast with her, piling on every charm tactic she could think of.

…Honestly, the harder she pushed, the more suspicious it started to feel. She was definitely trying to make me drink, wasn’t she?

Yeah. Skipping the inspection would be a mistake.

For now, I decided to check the ingredients first.

Ingredients ▲

・Rice (produced in Meisō)
・Rice malt (Meisō-grown rice)

So this was basically sake?

And hold on—they could grow rice in this dungeon?

If I remembered right, the old man known as the Nether King had once been an explorer himself. But looking at this room’s setup and the sake being served, maybe he’d actually just been an ordinary middle-aged salaryman who quit his corporate job and became an adventurer, same as me.

For a moment, I felt a strange sense of kinship with him. Still, letting my guard down would be stupid.

I didn’t have time to inspect every detail, so I decided to skim only the alcohol content, warnings, and effects.

Alcohol Content ▲
・16.3%

Warnings ▲
・None in particular. Completely safe and reliable.

Effects ▲
・Makes you cheerful and energetic. No hangovers.

Looks like I’d worried for nothing. The Nether King old man really is just trying to entertain us. I might doubt everything else, but I trusted the results of Clairvoyance more than anything. From what I could tell so far, the drink didn’t seem dangerous.

As for the salty flavor, I’d accept it gratefully. Still, even if it supposedly prevented hangovers, drinking too much was never a good idea. Once your mood lifted and your judgment dulled, that was exactly when someone could take advantage of you. But more than anything, I am curious about the taste.

Just one sip.

…No, one cup.

That would be enough. After all, I’d worked hard to make it this far.

That” okay, right, viewers?

“Sorry! Well then, let’s have a toast!”

“Yes! Then…”

“Cheers!”

With a loud voice, I exchanged a toast with Lune-chan to mark our first meeting.

◆◆◆

“Lune-chan, another one pleeease~”

“Ah! Daishi-san! The manager’s calling me, so I’m stepping away for a bit!”

“Okayyy… hic…hic…”

Watching Lune-chan’s bunny-suited hips sway as she left her seat, I hugged the second bottle of Sogen and poured myself another drink. My consciousness was already starting to blur, and my hand wavered unsteadily as I tried to fill the wine glass.

“Whoops… spilled a little… hic…”

In my drunken state, the golden liquor splashed inside the glass and seeped onto the edge of my Twilight Robe.

Ahh, what a waste…

Still, this Sogen was seriously way too good. Without question, it was the undisputed number one sake I’d ever tasted in my life.

I’d only meant to take a single sip, but it went down so smoothly that before I knew it, the conversation with Lune-chan had grown lively, and we’d already emptied an entire sake bottle between us.

And now this was the result. I am completely plastered.

“Mooou~ Daishi-san, you’re way too weak when it comes to alcohol~! Here, a fresh towel.”

Lune-chan returned to the table carrying a new oshibori.

That bright smile of hers was just as dazzling as ever.

…Hic.

> Mister is completely drunk!
> His face is bright red!
> So much for ‘just one drink.’ LOL
> He’s absolutely wasted lmao.
> What about the other two…?
> Hey camera, show over there.
> Mina-chan still looks exactly the same.
> Nah, but that host guy’s passed out.
> LOL they woke him back up.
> So he’s been forced to listen to her complaining this whole time?
> That’s its own kind of hell.
> And Shion-san…?
> She’s still standing there drinking without moving.
> There are three buff dudes collapsed on the floor lol.
> They’re foaming at the mouth.
> Wait, did she seriously knock out three people in a drinking contest?
> Shion-neesan’s tolerance is insane lol.
> She’s a total bottomless pit.

I was too drunk for any of the comments to properly register, but from the general mood of the chat, I could tell Mina-chan and Shion-san were doing fine. If everyone was having fun, then that was good enough for me.

Thank you, old man Nether King!

Okay, maybe I’d been a little—No, very suspicious of you. But your hospitality was incredible. Once we left this place, we’d probably go back to being enemies…

Yet at least for now, I genuinely felt grateful. Actually, maybe he was the kind of old man you could understand if you just sat down and talked things through.

Fighting wasn’t the only way to solve things, right?

All humanity is family! If people opened up and spoke honestly, maybe they could understand each other after all…

“…stomach?”

Now that I thought of that word, I remembered something important.

Actually, for a while now…

“Daishi-san! Time really flies when you’re having fun, doesn’t it? But we’re almost out of time, so I’ll need you to settle the bill now~!”

“Huh? The bill? But the manager said we wouldn’t have to pay any money…”

“Right. Money.”

“…Eh?”

Ooops. I had an extremely bad feeling about this.

Money, she said…

No, more importantly— For a while now, my lower abdomen—right around my intestines—had been in complete turmoil. There was no mistaking this sensation. That thing was desperately waiting for its triumphant return to the world of the living. I’d been holding it in out of gentlemanly dignity. Releasing it in a place like this would’ve been mortifying. And beyond that, there was the horrifying possibility that a Hell Gate might burst open if I let loose.

But it looks like I’m reaching my limit. The force keeping the “asterisk” tightly sealed was gradually weakening. Probably because I am drunk.

This is… terrible.

“Lune-chan… I need to use the restroom for a sec…”

“The payment…”

“!!!”

Eh…?

Lune…-chan…?

“You shall pay with your boooodyyyyy!!!”

Hiiiih!

Huweeeeeeeeeehhhh!!!”

Lune-chan—

Lune-chan turned into a monsterrrr!!!”

Puff…Pffft!

“Ah-”

The shock made me have a little slip out.

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Datsusara Souryo no Danjon Sousou Haishin

Chapter 8

“May I take your order? What would you like to drink?”

No sooner had I taken my seat than the manager, James Mei, approached with a flawless, by-the-book courtesy. Dropping to one knee, he presented a warm hand towel with practiced ease. Lune-chan pressed herself snugly against my side, her hand resting lightly on my thigh as she smiled up at me.

“Could I just get some water?”

“…Pardon?”

“I mean, I really can’t afford to get drunk.”

I may not have been able to resist the allure of a bunny girl, but at least I could resist the temptation of alcohol. I couldn’t afford to lose sight of my purpose. I hadn’t come here for leisure—I was here to defeat the Nether Lord. Even if the enemy was offering hospitality, the last thing I needed was to dull my judgment with a drink.

“Are you sure? Our establishment serves only the finest brews. The legendary Nether sake, ‘Sogen’, that arrived today can’t be tasted anywhere else.”

“I’m good, really! Just water, please!”

“Ehh~? Daishi-san, let’s have a drink together~”

Lune-chan rubbed gently against my knee, her moist, pleading eyes urging me toward the glass.

Damn it… how could something be this dangerously cute?

I hadn’t touched a drop of alcohol, and yet my head was already starting to spin.

> Not bad, old man
> You held out against that temptation, huh
> What happened to Mina and Shion?
> It’s too dark, can’t really see
> Is this Lune-chan girl really that cute?
> Probably a 20% boost from the lighting
> Her makeup looks kinda heavy
> Might be a 50% boost from the bunny outfit
> Wait, is she even human?
> She’s one of the Nether King’s underlings, right? Probably a monster
> There’s even a probability that she’s a zombie
> Better prepare the cremation, old man

Among the flood of comments from the 1.2 million viewers, quite a few were surprisingly harsh toward Lune-chan.

What a ridiculous thing to say. Lune-chan is an exceptionally beautiful girl—no question about it!

“Champagne tower, coming right up!”

“…Huh?”

“Ah… it seems those guests over there are already enjoying themselves.”

Following James’ gaze, I turned my eyes in the same direction. There, standing boldly before a cascading tower of poured champagne, was a well-built, strikingly handsome man—and Shion-san at his side. They were some distance away, but that area alone was bathed in dazzling light, making them easy to see.

“You really think you can beat me in a drinking contest?”

“I’ll throw that line right back at you.”

It already seemed to have been decided—before anyone even fully understood how—Shion is now about to engage in a champagne battle with the muscular, handsome man she had personally selected. It felt like only a few minutes had passed since we stepped into this room.

Wait, hold on.

Shion-san! Shouldn’t you be a little more cautious than this?

Is it really okay to just drink whatever alcohol gets offered so casually?

…No, wait.

Thinking about it, she’s the type of woman who would calmly equip gear straight out of the nether realm without a second thought. Maybe this kind of thing simply doesn’t register as “danger” to her at all. Well, if it’s poison or something, Mina-chan would probably heal her anyway…

Come to think of it, where is Mina-chan?

Still seated, I slowly looked around the interior of the establishment, scanning the room left and right.

…Ah, there she is.

She’s surprisingly close. Or rather, I simply hadn’t noticed her because the lighting was so dim—but she was sitting right next to me.

“I mean, I’ve always hated having a job like ‘priest.’ It’s so uncool.”

“Mm-hmm.”

“If I had to pick a healing role, being a saint is obviously way better, right?”

“Mm-hmm.”

“I’m this pure and cute, you know… so why am I stuck with some background mob job like a priest…? You get me, right, Sakuya?”

“Mm-hmm.”

“And also…”

She kept complaining nonstop, holding what looked like a juice in her hand. The handsome guy opposite her was probably getting tired of it too, because his responses had turned completely half-hearted. Honestly, hearing her trash-talk the priest class was starting to sting a little.

Ah—hold on. I’m a “Burial Priest” so that’s technically different, right?

“Please rest assured. There is no poison mixed into it. Nether King-sama, the owner, ordered us to show proper hospitality.”

“No, I still don’t believe you.”

“This is merely a small parting gift before your journey to the Nether. Once you leave this place, Daishi-sama and his companions will be our enemies. We will show no mercy when we strike them—so I advise you to prepare yourselves.”

James narrowed his sharp eyes slightly, letting a bold, confident smile curl across his lips as he spoke. No, I still couldn’t trust him. It felt like he was carefully choosing his words, trying to coax us into believing him.

…Hm? Come to think of it, wouldn’t it be easier to just use [Clairvoyance]?

With my current level of Clairvoyance, I should be able to determine whether anything served to us is dangerous or not. And thanks to the latest level-up, I even gained a table-of-contents function, so its usability should be much better now.

To test the skill as well, I decided I might as well try ordering a drink.

Everyone else was drinking anyway. If I could confirm the contents were safe, I figured I could afford at least a little myself…

“Uh, then I’ll have the Sogen please.”

“Thank you very much. I will bring it right away, so please wait a moment.”

After taking the order, James left our table and disappeared into the back to fetch the “Sogen.” Suddenly, it was just Lune-chan and me.

“I’m so glad! I’m really happy you decided to drink, Daishi-san! Do you mind if I join you too?”

“Sure! Drink whatever you like!”

Man… that was the kind of line I always wished I could say back in my salaryman days.

“Yay! Then I’ll have the same Sogen as well!”

“Mm-hmm. Oh, but Lune-chan… are you actually old enough to drink alcohol?”

“Do I really look that young to you?”

“Yes. Very.”

“I’m so happy! But don’t worry—I lived long enough to reach drinking age, you know! Exactly how many years I’ve lived is a secret, though ♪”

Damn it.

While she said that, she leaned in with a slightly upward gaze, subtly emphasizing her chest, and at the same time gently slid her hand along my thigh. And just like that, various parts of me started to feel… unsettled.

N-no good. Not good at all, Daishi!

Become nothing! Empty your mind and calm your thoughts!

“Sorry for the wait. Here is your Sogen.”

James returned, carefully carrying what looked like an expensive-looking blue sake bottle. The moment I saw it, my spiraling thoughts snapped back into something resembling sanity.

“Lune-chan, are you drinking too?”

“Yes. Glasses… ah, the waiter brought them over.”

“I prepared them in advance.”

“As expected of the manager! So thoughtful!”

“Please pour it for them.”

“Yes, sir.”

After that light, almost playful exchange with James, Lune-chan skillfully poured the sake into two wine glasses placed by the waiter. The clear liquid sliding into the glass had a faint golden tint, almost beautiful. Perhaps it was aged to perfection—it shimmered as if it were some kind of holy water.

“Alright then, shall we toast?”

“Ah, wait a second, okay?”

“Oh no! Daishi-san, I want to drink it already~”

“O-oh right. Sorry, sorry… (Clairvoyance!)”

I activated Clarivoyance. I focused my perception onto the drink in front of me, checking its nature, intent, and any hidden danger lurking within.

I’m going to carefully check whether this alcohol is truly safe!

This is translated by Yume Neiji. Kindly read at yumeneijiworks.com


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