“What do you mean by that, Mina?”
“I mean exactly what I said, Satsuki.”
A cute-type girl and a beautiful-type girl were talking seriously.
Satsuki-chan had mentioned that she and Mina were like an inseparable pair, but what exactly was their relationship? Childhood friends, maybe? I’d have to ask later.
Still… when she says I’m “not human,” does she mean I’m just superhuman? Or… is it because I ate that thing of the Nether King’s, and she’s thinking, “This guy isn’t human anymore!”?
Comments flooded the stream:
> There’s no way he’s a normal middle-aged guy now.
> Stats-wise, he might already be SS-class.
> He’s still level 10, right?
> And a beginner, too.
> This doesn’t even feel like a bug.
> Quitting being human, huh?
> Mina-chan is seriously beautiful.
> Like an actress.
> It’s my first time seeing Slay’s party live. They don’t stream.
> Not being human explains a lot.
> Then what the hell is he?
> Demon Daishi!!
Hey, hey… don’t go calling me a demon in the middle of all these comments.
That’s rude. I am human!
For thirty-seven years now, I’ve been living a fairly ordinary life… even if I’m single. I’m a little on the introverted side, not many friends or girlfriends, but until recently, I was just a regular salaryman.
Just an ordinary, average guy.
“There’s no proof, but… it’s a gut feeling. I agree with Satsuki. You should probably get a thorough checkup at Guild Headquarters.”
“Nothing scares me more than Mina’s intuition…”
Her intuition? That means it’s usually right?
I’ve lived this long and… nothing particularly strange has ever happened to me, I think.
Anyway.
Mina-san is an SS-class adventurer and a Grand Cleric, right? I wonder what her stats look like.
I’m super curious.
A little guilty, but I think I can sneak a look with [Clairvoyance].
Now, while she’s talking to Satsuki-chan, I’ll take my chance.
Let’s see… what are Mina-san’s abilities like…?
| ――――――――――― Name: Kisaragi Mina Class: Grand Cleric Level: 71 HP: 525 / 525 MP: 149 / 712 Strength: 211 Vitality: 309 Agility: 342 Intelligence: 671 Magic: 690 Skills:【Revive (LV1)】,【Holy Pillar (LV3)】,【Light Wall (LV4)】,【Weaken (LV3)】,【Enhance (LV3)】,【Purify (LV5)】,【Heal (LV5)】… Titles: 【SS-class Adventurer】,【High Priestess of the Cathedral】,【Apostle of Salvation】,【Blessing of the Valkyrie】… Previous Life: Saint Lilliana ――――――――――― |
Her stats are insane.
Her level alone is higher than anything I’ve seen by a mile, and her MP and Magic stats? Off the charts. No wonder she’s feared even among SS-class adventurers.
So this is what SS-class stats look like. Well, I guess there’s probably some variation between individuals. I wonder what the actual requirements are to earn the SS-class title.
It can’t be just raw stats, right? Maybe the types of titles you earn also factor in.
I’ll have to ask Satsuki-chan about that later.
Still…
The amount of information I can see about her skills and titles feels way more detailed than last time when I scanned Satsuki. Must be because [Clairvoyance] leveled up. I can even see her past life.
Saint Lilliana? Who is that?
“Well, we’ll head out for now. Our healing items are all gone.”
“Wait… you’re leaving already?”
I’d just gotten to know these SS-class adventurers, and it felt a little disappointing. I wanted to talk with them a bit more.
“Yes. We’ll train and come back later. Even if we go further now, we probably won’t be able to clear it.”
“I see… that’s too bad.”
“By the way, you two were only sent here by the Time-Space Rabbit for ten minutes, right?”
“That’s right. You heard it from Satsuki-chan, huh?”
“Wait… hasn’t it already been ten minutes?”
Oh, right!
So much has happened that I totally forgot!
“Satsuki-chan!”
“Yes, it’s been about twenty minutes already.”
“That… that damn boss rabbit!”
“Boss rabbit??”
“Ah, no, it’s nothing. Forget I said anything.”
I got a little emotional and accidentally revealed the name I’d given the time-space rabbit.
So embarrassing.
Comments were going wild:
> Boss… Was it from his salaryman days?
> Was that rabbit supposed to look like his old boss?
> Did they really have such an annoying face?
> No wonder he quit.
> Power harassment maybe?
> Surely the rabbit never broke the rules?
> Was it just being mean because they didn’t think we’d clear it?
> There must be some reason behind this…
Whatever the reason, I just want the rules to be respected.
Honestly… that rabbit really did feel just like that terrible old boss.
“Can’t be helped. Satsuki-chan, let’s use [Return] to head back.”
“Yes. But we absolutely need to collect our rewards!”
“Of course. We’ve met the conditions, so we’ll definitely get them!”
If it didn’t give us the reward…I’ll have to roast it alive.
No, no, that’s too violent. I’d better just ask politely. I’m an adult, after all.
“Once you finish clearing the West Tokyo dungeon, make sure you report to headquarters, Ajiri Daishi.”
“I’ll do that. And you too—good luck with the rest of your adventures!”
“Thank you! I don’t know where your power comes from, but the way you faced the Nether Dragon King and the Nether King without flinching… it was amazing!”
Mina, the Grand Cleric, praised me with genuine, unreserved warmth.
She seemed like a real angel. I couldn’t help but grin a little.
“And also…”
“Huh? Eh!?”
“W-wait! W-what are you doing, Mina!?”
Suddenly, Mina placed her hand gently on my forehead. She lifted the long bangs that had been hiding my eyes, thus revealing my full face.
With a soft, radiant smile, she said something to me,
“I knew it… Daishi, when you lift your bangs, you’re seriously handsome!”
“W-what?!”
“If you ever get tired of Satsuki, just let me know.”
Mina winked, one of her alluring eyes sparkling mischievously.
Wait… is this really happening?
Honestly… she’s more my type than Satsuki…
No, no, hold on, Daishi. This is obviously just polite flattery.
Come on, you’ve lived thirty-seven years—get a grip!
“Mina!”
“Haha, sorry, sorry! Well then, take care! I sincerely hope we meet again somewhere!”
This is translated by Yume Neiji. Kindly read at yumeineijiworks.wordpress.com.
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