“Um… my time-space skill didn’t quite activate properly.”
Facing the time-traveling rabbit’s careless excuse, both Satsuki-chan and I were struggling desperately to keep our anger in check.
If you’re going to make excuses, at least try a little harder!
“After sending us to such a dangerous place without our permission, you really think that’s acceptable?”
“I already apologized, haven’t I?”
“That’s not something you can fix with an apology!”
Satsuki-chan raised her voice slightly, frustration slipping through.
I couldn’t really blame her.
Well… she wasn’t exactly one to talk, either.
“I’ll give you a reward. So please, let it go.”
The rabbit was at least willing to offer compensation of its own accord. Seeing that, Satsuki-chan appeared to decide not to push the matter any further.
> Time-space rabbit is getting cornered lol
> Breaking the rules is not okay, you know.
> The way they came back from [Return] was insane.
> It was whirring and dizzying.
> Didn’t that just bend space-time?
> That must burn through MP like crazy.
> The ‘distortion’ was on another level!
> So, what’s the treasure?
> Honestly, they should be getting something good as a reward, right?
> They made it back from the Nether Class Dungeon, so it better be worth it.
> Please don’t give them another liver lol
Yeah. Even if I’ve gotten stronger, I really hope I don’t have to deal with another liver again.
If possible, I want something rare—something that looks cool just by seeing it, something that gets you hyped.
By the way, the number of viewers is now around 110,000. It’s already an absurd number, far beyond what I can really comprehend, though the rate of increase does feel like it’s starting to stabilize a bit.
“Just a moment.”
The boss… no, the time-space rabbit said that as it walked over to a wooden crate placed in the corner of the room. It opened one of the boxes and presented the treasure inside to us.
Th-this is…
“Huh? Wait, don’t tell me that’s…”
“Twilight Robe. It’s the real deal.”
What the time-space rabbit brought out was a neatly folded robe—jet black, but adorned with intricate, complex patterns woven into the fabric. It was nothing like the cheap hoodie I was currently wearing. The material was clearly high-grade, and it almost felt like some kind of strange aura was emanating from the robe itself.
“Satsuki-chan, this outfit… is it—”
“If it’s genuine, then among robes usable by clerics, it’s top-tier equipment.”
I see. So it’s that impressive.
> Twilight Robe is way too generous lol
> Is that really legit?
> That’s an ultra-rare defensive gear
> It has lots of resistance boosts, like immunity to curses, instant death, and dark attribute attacks
> It basically blocks most things except physical attacks
> There are no stat boosts though
> But the advantages are way bigger
The comment section was moving at a fairly relaxed pace now, so I was able to read quite a lot of it.
Apparently, that armor was an incredibly rare and high-performance piece. Honestly, the viewers really are knowledgeable. They seem to know everything about everything.
“Maybe you should try using [Clairvoyance] to check it?”
“Yeah, that’s true.”
“Clairvoyance?”
A question mark floated above the space-time rabbit’s head.
“Oh, it’s basically the same as the [Clairvoyance] skill. I can use it from the start.”
“…Just what are you?”
Hearing that, the rabbit muttered to itself again.
Is this armor actually fake?
A faint sense of unease crept in.
I decided to check it immediately.
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【Twilight Robe】 (Ultra Rare)
Attribute Resistance:
[Fire Damage Halved] [Ice Damage Halved] [Earth Damage Halved] [Wind Damage Halved] [Darkness Immunity]
Status Ailment Resistance:
[Paralysis Damage Halved] [Sleep Damage Halved] [Charm Damage Halved] [Petrification Immunity] [Confusion Immunity] [Instant Death Immunity]
Stat Bonus:
None
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Oh. That’s amazing—so many “half damage” and “immunity” effects stacked together! This is definitely the real thing!
“Well? How is it?”
“Fire damage halved, ice damage halved, darkness immunity, instant death immunity… things like that.”
“I see… so it’s genuine. Want to try it on right away?”
“Yeah. I wonder if it’ll fit…”
I hoped it wouldn’t end up looking awkward or embarrassing.
“Like clothes make the man, huh?”
“That’s definitely not a compliment.”
“No, no. It suits you very well.”
I took off my starter robe and changed into the new equipment—the [Twilight Robe].
It fit perfectly. The texture is incredibly comfortable too, like it was gently clinging to my skin.
Satsuki-chan didn’t seem impressed, but the rabbit praised it.
> Eh? It suits you really well
> Try lifting your bangs a little!
> You might be my type
> You have quite a handsome face
> There’s no way our Daishi is a good-looking guy
> I won’t allow him to be considered good-looking
> I hope he gets flamed!!
> Jealous
> Cutie
> Hey Daishi-kun, do you have a girlfriend?
“…Huh?”
Hn? It seems there are quite a few female viewers.
When I lifted my bangs and showed my face to the camera, surprisingly many people seemed happy. I’ve never been complimented on my appearance much in my life, so I was genuinely pleased.
However, it seems to be unpopular with male viewers.
“Why are you smirking like that?”
“No, it’s just… the viewers are saying it suits me, so…”
“You should be careful not to get carried away. More importantly… where’s my treasure? Rabbit.”
“Calling it ‘more importantly’ is harsh.”
Still, that was true.
From my perspective, this was pretty important.
“There isn’t one. I mean, you didn’t really do anything, did you?”
I don’t know how he knew, but he was absolutely right.
“W-well! I mean, I did support healing and stuff…”
“You weren’t directly involved in combat, though. And I said I’d only give one reward—to the one who contributed the most.”
“T-that’s so unfair!”
Well, I guess that makes sense. He wouldn’t just hand out two rewards.
“Anyway, can we wrap this up? Ever since I sent you into the Nether Class Dungeon, my time-space skill has been acting up badly. I need to investigate it, so I’d appreciate it if you moved on to the next layer quickly.”
In other words—he was basically telling us to leave.
The rabbit pointed its staff at the exit and waved it up and down repeatedly, signaling “hurry up.”
Well, I already got what I came for, so I didn’t have any more business here. And what it said about the time-space skill malfunctioning… that did seem to be true. I couldn’t exactly say “too bad,” but I did feel a bit of sympathy.
“Alright then, let’s go to the next one, Satsuki-chan!”
“Waaa…. my reward…”
Satsuki-chan was still full of regret.
This is translated by Yume Neiji. Kindly read at yumeineijiworks.wordpress.com.
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