Umareta Chokugo ni Suterareta kedo, Zensei ga Taikensha datta node Yoyuu de Ikitemasu

Chapter 18: It’s no good

“……No matter what you say, he’s definitely going to pass. By the way, his score is 100 points. He got all the questions right.”

Apparently, it was a perfect score. Well, it’s not surprising as it’s just a matter of common sense.

『……So, why are you usually like that? Is it because you got little common sense?』

(No, I have it, you know.)

『You’re on to talk!』

The boy, who failed the exam with 47 points, raised his voice,

“I-Impossible!!! So, you’re saying that I lose to this kid in a commonsense question!?”

Isn’t he embarrassed to say it himself?

Well, if I were a real baby, it would certainly be embarrassing. However, I have knowledge of my past life. Even if he loses to me, it’s not something to be so pessimistic about.

“.…Damn! Anyway, even if that kid passed the written exam, he won’t be able to do anything in the practical exam!”

“That’s not true, though?”

“Ahn? ~~~~uh!?”

It would have seemed to the boy that I had suddenly disappeared from sight. Unlike the guild leader, he couldn’t follow my movements with his eyes at all. I could easily take the back of his neck.

“I’m here.”

“Uh! Y-You… when did you do it!?”

The boy tried to shake me off, but it was too late. The boy ended up hitting himself on the head.

“Ouuuch!?”

“Hey, even a baby like me seems to be able to fight pretty well, right?”

 Sitting back on my desk, I asked the boy who is writhing in agony.

“W-W-What, t-this brat… yo-!?”

Perhaps he was scared of me, but in the end, he retreated with a frightened expression and walked out of the room as if to escape.

A total of 10 examinees who successfully passed the written exam proceeded to the next practical exam. The designated meeting point an hour later is just outside the city gate.

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“Okay. We’ll start the practical exam now. My name is Maricia. Listen kids. This time, I’m the B-rank adventurer who has been entrusted to be your proctor.”

She is a short-haired female adventurer with a sword at her waist.

“Let me tell you, the job of an adventurer is several times harder than you think. Of course, depending on your ability, it’s not a dream to make a lot of money and turn your life around. However, only a handful of geniuses can do that. Most adventurers are struggling to make ends meet. However, their lives are always at risk. You can’t do it with just a longing, right? Only those who are prepared to take this test, should take it. If not, just get a normal job. There are plenty of jobs in the world besides being an adventurer.”

It’s a sudden harsh word for those who are about to become adventurers. Some of the examinees’ cheeks stiffened in fear, but none of them really backed out.

“……Well, that’s fine. You are not really an adventurer yet so you guys can quit whenever you want to.”

“If only you hadn’t lost your life at the time.”, the examiner added softly.

“Uhm… I’m Lot. I’m a C-rank adventurer. I’m here to help you in this exam.”

“I’m Lana, and I’m also a C-rank adventurer.”

Apparently, these three active adventurers will supervise and judge this practical exam. By the way, the letters “B” and “C” refer to the rank of an adventurer. It’s a system that didn’t exist in my previous life. I was told by Fana and Ilia that it would always appear in the written exam. You can tell their experience and ability just by listening to their rank, so it’s probably not a bad system.

In the past, people used to judge someone’s ability based on their “Nth year of being an adventurer”. However, it didn’t necessarily correspond to his actual ability or strength. It was just a reference, and I think one could manipulate the figure to his advantage.

“Well, it looks like you’re all ready. Let’s get going……. well, I’d like to say that but,”

Examiner Maricia lowers her gaze to her chest for the first time.

“Hey, why have you been clinging to my chest for a while now?”

“Eh? Is it no good…?”

I asked as I hugged her chest and looked up at her with moist eyes.

“Ugh… No, you can’t look at me like that.… I’ve heard from the guild leader, but as long as you’re one of those taking the exam, even if you’re a baby, I can’t give special treatment, right?”

Mmm, it seems that her heart has wavered a little. However, it seems that my baby face, which is supposed to be filled with maternal love, doesn’t work.

 I had no choice but to jump off her chest.

“……It’s time to leave. The destination….. it’s the goblin den found in the northwest of the city. In other words, your goal is to annihilate the goblins. That’s what this practical exam is all about.”

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Chapter 17: Want to become an adventurer with a child

I came to the exam hall. Well, the venue is in the Adventurer’s Guild building. There were about 20 boys and girls there. Like me, they must be an examinee as well. These are people who are about to become adventurers, and many of them seem to be relatively young. There were a few children who were only ten years old or so.

As expected, I’m the only baby, who is a little over two months old.

In the morning, there will be a written exam and the practical exam will be held in the afternoon. It also appears that only those who pass the written exam can proceed to take the practical exam in the afternoon.

According to what I heard from Fana and Ilia, the questions asked in the written exam are very simple general knowledge and common-sense questions that are necessary for adventurers. The passing score is 70 points.

The content of the questions does not change much every time, so the difficulty level is not high. ……However, it is said that the breakthrough rate is not very high, probably because many aspiring adventurers are weak-minded.

The content of the practical exam seems to vary depending on the time, but it seems that most of them will be a practical battle-style test, such as going out of the city to defeat monsters and completing actual requests.

The pass rate for both is only about 30 percent.

“Tsk! Who is it!? Who brought their child to the exam? Taking your child and be an adventurer, I guess you’ve been looking down on adventurers, aren’t you?”

When I was sitting down for the written exam, there was a boy who looked at me and said something like that. Apparently, he thought someone had brought their newborn child.

“It would be annoying if he starts crying during the exam. I don’t know whose kid it is, but at least let him out.”

 I corrected the misunderstanding.

“No, I’m going to take the exam too though?”

“……Huh?”

 The irritated boy’s eyes widened a lot.

“B-, B-, B-Baby… a baby that can taaaalk!!?”

“Yes.  As you can see, I can speak. Let’s do our best in the exam.”

“W-What the heck is this baby!?”

In the midst of the commotion in the hall, the examiner clapped his hands.

“Hush, it’s time to start the exam. ……Don’t worry about that baby. I can’t believe it either, but I heard that the guild leader himself has allowed him to take the exam.”

With a dazed look on their faces, the examinees took their seats. Questionnaires and answer sheets were distributed, and the written examination began.

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The one-hour written exam is over.

“Aaah, I’m so tired. This is the first time I’ve sat for so long…”

“How was it? Did you do well?”

“Frankly, I’m not confident. I’ve filled in only about half of it…”

For adventurers who prided themselves on their physical strength, sitting still for long periods of time seemed painful in itself. In addition, many people say that the result was not very good.

No, it was insanely easy though…..

Honestly, it was all common sense problems at the level of children. Naturally, common sense must have changed from the past to now, so I had been supplementing my knowledge by asking Fana a lot of questions over the past two days. That was enough to complete my answers.

“Alright. We’ll announce the results in half an hour, we’ll meet again when it’s time.”

Grading seems to end in 30 minutes. There’s only about 20 people at most. I’ll just wait here for about 30 minutes.

“Wow!, this baby can really speak!”

“So cute. Hey, let me hold you too!”

“Hey, what about your father or your mother?”

While being loved by the girls who took the exam, I waited for 30 minutes. The examiner then returned.

“Alright, from here on, I’m going to announce the results. Okay, first, Azel…… Failed.”

“S-Seriously?… This is the second time in a row that I have failed the written exam…”

“Next, Ileira….. Passed.”

“I did it!”

“And then, Emidel… Failed”

“Dammmmn!”

It seems that the name of the examinee is read aloud, and then whether they passed or failed is announced.

“Balzer… Failed.”

“Huuuh!? How come!? I thought I have filled everything!?”

The examiner was approached by the boy who had been annoyed with me before the exam.

“……Certainly, they were all filled, but the correct answer was less than half of them. Your score was only 47 points.”

“Yo-, 47 points…”

He received giggles and laughter from the other examinees.

“I’m going to proceed. Next. Reus…”

Oh, its my turn.

“Passed.”

 Okay, it looks like I’ve made it through safely.

“Oi Oi, that’s impossible, right!? Why did that kid passed but I failed!?”

 It was Balzer, the boy from earlier, who spoke up again.

Sigh. No matter how much you complain, you just haven’t reached the passing grade.

The examiner talked to him in little annoyed voice,

“……No matter what you say, he’s definitely going to pass. By the way, his score is 100 points. He got all the questions right.”

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Chapter 16: Inside is a grown man though

Indeed, it may not be an amusing sight to see a baby camping alone in a park or square. Thus, I decided to indulge in the kindness of Fana.

Fufufu, this is also a baby’s privilege. If I were a grown man, I wouldn’t even be able to enter inside her room because she will be on guard.

『……Master is a grown man on the inside though.』

(Hey. Hey. What’s inside is not important, it’s the appearance that is important.)

Then, held in Fana’s chest, I was brought to a large building that was no less than the Adventurer’s Guild building mentioned earlier.

“We’re here.”

“Wow, it’s a pretty nice apartment.”

“Mmm. It’s a good place.”

It seems that she is renting a room in a high-end apartment complex. She must be making a lot of money.

“I don’t have to spend money on anything else. I just want a place to live. But a house is too big.”

Even so, her room is more than large enough for one person to live in. There is a living room, a kitchen, and three rooms. There are almost no things inside so it feels extra spacious.

“I go on a lot of adventures, so I just sleep here most of the time.”

 As she spoke, she placed me on a plush couch.

“Is your food, milk?”

“No, I’m okay with a normal ones.”

In the forest, I was already eating nuts and grilled meat. Since I have strengthened my stomach with magic, compared to most adults, I can already eat anything without being a picky eater.

“That saves me the trouble then.”

 Fana lightly touched her breasts and said a little apologetically.

“……I don’t have breast milk you see.”

Of course that’s a given. She hasn’t had children after all. Well, even if it doesn’t come out, let me suck it. Kufufu.

I don’t think she has read my thoughts, but while I was thinking so, Fana suddenly took off her clothes. No, it’s not strange at all. This is her house, and as she can see, I’m just a baby. There’s nothing wrong with her being naked.

 ……I can’t help but stare at it, but let me tell you, I’m not looking at it with lewd feelings. Mmm, she has nice, firm breasts.

“I’m going to take a bath, do you want to go with me?”

“I’m in!”

 Of course, my answer is immediate. I stripped off the clothes I was wearing—made from animal fur when I was in the woods—and instantly went in my birthday suit.

『…… Master?』

I felt that Lindwurm, who was supposed to have no eyes, was looking at me with squinted eyes. But I guess it was just my imagination. Besides, I’m just a baby so it’s not weird to take a bath with her.

“Hn. Let’s get in.”

Then, I was picked up by her, who is also completely naked. I poked and caressed it. Fufufu…… Well, bare breast is still the best. Since it’s not a big deal, let me bury my face in this enchanting gap. Kufufufu.

Even though I reincarnated, unfortunately, I couldn’t get my mom’s boobs. Well, Wolf Kaa-chan’s breasts are bare but… there were almost no boobs, just a few nipples.

『……Erojiji!』

 (No, you’re wrong there. Even with this, my libido is zero.)

Even that thing is still about the size of the tip of my little finger. I’m currently a baby after all. After that, we washed each other’s bodies and then I soaked in the bathtub while being held.

I super enjoyed a bath with a beautiful girl.

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For two days I was taken care of at Fana’s house. It seems that she has been taking a long holiday, but she will go on an adventure again from today.

“I’m going out for a period of time. I won’t be back for a while. Do you want to use this room in the meantime?”

“Eh? Is that okay?”

“Mmm. I don’t mind.”

It was quite a pleasant offer. In the form of a baby, even if I can earn money, it seems difficult to rent a house and I wonder if I will be able to get a lodging.

“This is the duplicate key.”

“Thank you oneechan.”

“You won’t lose it, right?”

“It’s okay, I’ll put it in here.”

 I stored the key I received in my subspace.

“……Where has it disappeared to just now?”

“It’s a subspace created by magic.”

For now, it also contains food obtained in the forest. At present, it’s still at the limit of my current magical power so it’s only about the size of a small mansion at most. But in my previous life, it should have had enough capacity to hold an entire city.

However, my appearance as a baby is definitely the strongest. It seems like she trusts me completely.

『Don’t you feel any guilt? 』

 (What is that? Is it delicious?)

Lalala. Let’s continue to make the most of this baby’s appearance in the future.

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Chapter 15: I’m just a baby

“Haaaa? W-Wait a minute!? What’s with this baby!?”

The Guild Leader was surprised by Lindwurm, but when he noticed my presence, his eyes opened wide. Ilia, the receptionist, repeated her words, with a wry smile.

“So that’s how it is. Guild Leader, Miss Fana brought this baby to the reception just now.”

“Fana did?”

“She said she picked him up outside the city…”

“……I don’t really understand.”

I said hello again.

“Hello, I’m Reus. I want to be an adventurer.”

“To be honest, I haven’t been able to accept this situation at all yet. Furthermore, you are still at that age.”

“But, there’s no age limit for the exam, right?”

“Yeah, that’s right. So technically, it is possible for a baby to take it. However, even if you did, I don’t think you would be able to pass it. Even if you could speak and take a hundred steps, you still couldn’t walk properly. No, usually the order would be reversed, but…”

“It’s not like I can’t walk though. Here, look.”

I jump off Ilia’s boobs and land lightly. The next moment, I kicked the floor and I instantly moved to the ceiling.

“Eh?”

To Ilia, it must have looked like I disappeared, so she wandered her eyes around. On the other hand, albeit with a slight delay, the Guild Leader seemed to see my movements as his gaze followed me. Then I kicked the ceiling and moved to the wall behind the Guild Leader. Kicking that wall as well, I jumped onto the guild leader’s back.

The Guild Leader hurriedly looked back at me, but it was too late. Before he could turn around, I had already wrapped my legs around his neck and completed the shoulder ride.

“Wha-!?”

“See? I can move reasonably well, right? What do you think? Can I take the exam now?”

I asked as I pat the Guild Leader ’s bald head.

“I-Impossible… Even though I was caught off guard, I didn’t think that you would be able to get behind my back so easily. No, I couldn’t even catch it with my eyes in the first place. Even though I’m retired, I’m still a former A-rank adventurer…”

He muttered to his self and doesn’t answer my question at all.

Ilia was also perplexedly asks,

“Huh? Eh? When did you get to the Guild Leader?”

“Well, it wasn’t just that you can talk…. But you-, who the hell are you?”

“Huh? I’m just a baby.”

“You can’t be just baby!”

 It’s true though. The Guild Leader exhaled heavily,

“Well, the world of adventurers is a meritocracy. I can’t just turn away someone with that much power.”

“Then, can I take the exam?”

“Yes, I’ll tell the examiners beforehand. ……They’d be surprised if someone like you suddenly appeared you see.”

It looks like I can now take the exam. Ilia then gave me the schedule.

“Well, for the time being, the most recent exam date is the day after tomorrow, but…”

“Then please do that oneechan.”

“I-, I understand…”

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-Dorje’s POV-

Ilia, the receptionist, leaves the room with the baby in her arms. The moment the door closed, as if the thread of tension that had been holding me tight had been broken, I involuntarily fell to my knees on the spot. Sweat dripped from my forehead and it wet the floor.

“…… A ridiculous monster has appeared.”

That staff was terrifying, but it was definitely the baby who was truly dangerous. Instead of being taken behind, he tightly attached to my neck. If he had wanted to, I would have been killed.

 Im a former A-rank adventure but Im almost killed by a two-month-old baby!

 It is so ridiculous.

“And if my hunch is right.…. He is not serious yet…”

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“Are you done?”

“Ah-, Fana-oneechan. Yes, it looks like I will be able to take the exam safely.”

When I returned to the reception desk with Ilia holding me in her arms, Fana was still there. Maybe she felt anxious and waited for me.

“I see. Good luck.”

“Yes, thank you.”

“When is the exam?”

“The day after tomorrow.”

“What are you going to do until then?”

“Hmm, maybe camp in the wild? I don’t have any money you see.”

Naturally, since I have been living in the forest, I am currently penniless. I couldn’t afford to stay at an inn.

“W-Wait! That’s no good right? If you camp in the wild, with your appearance like that, you’ll look like a completely abandoned baby!”

Ilia, who had been listening to our conversation, exclaimed outrageously. But, in the first place, it’s true that I have been abandoned though.

Then, Fana said,

“In that case, would you like to stay in my room?”

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Chapter 14: What is this tremor?

-Dorje’s POV-

My name is Dorje. I am the guild leader of the Adventurer’s Guild here in Volante City.

“Oh-Ouch. U-uuh, just what the hell is this…?”

I groaned involuntarily to myself. This is because I, who is a former A-rank adventurer and has been through a fair amount of trouble during my active career, can’t stop the shaking of my whole body and this started a while ago.

This feeling once took over when the party I am with challenged the Great Mountain Range in the demon territory. It felt exactly like that time when I passed near the nest of an ancient dragon that made the area its territory. The fear of that time comes back to me and sweat gushes out of my whole body.

But the problem is, I am now inside the city. It was impossible for an ancient dragon to appear in such a place.

“Then, what is this tremor about…?”

Step. Step. Step. Step

My teeth chattered as I heard someone’s footsteps getting closer. It seems that it is approaching this room. And for some reason, as if in proportion to that sound, the trembling of my body increases more and more. Eventually, the footsteps stopped in front of my room. I’m profusely sweating now.

Knock. Knock.

“Hiii!”

“Excuse me, Guild Leader.”

 After knocking, the door opened and a familiar face walked in.

“Eh? I-Ilia…?”

“Guild Leader? What happened to you? You are sweating a lot you know. But, well…”

It was Ilia, the receptionist who worked at our guild. She has a good reputation among adventurers and other staff members. She is an excellent receptionist.

 ……It can’t be her.

There are probably other reasons for my fear. In that case, it should be the suckling child she is carrying……

No, it can’t be. I don’t think its him either.

“Uhm, it’s about this baby…. Actually, he wants to be an adventurer so he would like to take the exam. According to the rules, there should be no age limit for the exam, but I came here to confirm if that’s alright just in case.”

I felt like she was saying something I couldn’t understand, but that wasn’t the problem I need to check right now.

I concentrated all my attention to find out the reason for this fear. Then, in the space just behind her, I sensed something strange. It seems that it erased its presence, but I can tell. There is a tremendous monster right there that rivals an ancient dragon….

Gulp!

“Guild Leader, are you listening?”

“Ah-, perhaps, have you noticed my staff? Guild Leader-ojichan is quite sharp huh. I was hiding it for the time being you see.”

“Staff…?”

The next moment, a beautiful staff of white and silver color appeared soundlessly from the void. It floats in the air as it is.

It’s true that when I’m in front of this powerful weapon, it feel like I am facing a terrifying monster. However, this was the first time I had encountered such a formidable weapon that is comparable to that of an ancient dragon.

“Eh? What is this beautiful staff…? And it’s floating…”

“It’s mine, oneechan.”

“It’s your staff…?”

 I never thought that this staff would be the property of such a baby…………

Huh?

That’s when I finally realized it.

The one talking normally to me from a while ago… is this baby?

“Haaaa? W-Wait a minute!? What’s with this baby!?”

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Held by Ilia, the receptionist, I came to the office of the Guild Leader of this Adventurer’s Guild. I could walk normally, but maybe she thought it was unbearable to let a baby walk by himself, so she picked me up.

 ……Mmm, this girl also has pretty good boobs.

『……Master. Isn’t that why you’re sticking to the form of a baby? 』

(Huh? What are you talking about?)

『……』

“Excuse me, Guild Leader.”

Ilia knocked and went inside. There, I saw a large bald man. He looked to be about sixty years old, but he had a well-trained body that you could see through his clothes. But for some reason, he was sweating like a waterfall and he is staring diagonally behind me with frightened eyes.

Even if Ilia calls out, he didn’t respond.

“Ah-, perhaps, have you noticed my staff?”

『Master, there is no doubt about it, I am sure that he is looking at me.』

“Guild Leader-ojichan is quite sharp huh. I was hiding it for the time being you see.”

Well, right now, I still don’t have enough magic so I can’t apply that much advanced concealment magic. Anyone with skill can see Lindwurm. Judging by his physique, he must be an adventurer who has risen to rank of a Guild Leader.

Also, his current senses are quite sharp…. He seems to have gained a certain amount of experience during his active career.

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Chapter 105: Operation to Annihilate Homeless 5

With Coby in the lead, the kingdom’s army continued to advance through the twenty-seventh floor. The long and arduous journey through the dungeon wears down the minds of those who have been forged. The enclosed space further exacerbated mental fatigue, and even Arvish was slowly starting to show signs of fatigue.

“Oh, you look tired. We are almost at the twenty-eighth floor.”

“Don’t say anything unnecessary. Anyway, why don’t I find any enemy on this floor?”

Arvish asks Coby, who is ahead. Strangely, they did not see any magical beast in the twenty-seventh floor where they are located. Everyone was anxious because of such unnatural scene in the dungeon.

“Don’t worry about it. Well, I don’t know why but there are no more magical beasts on the twenty-sixth and twenty-seventh floor. There used to be skeletons and lich wandering around here before.”

“Then, does it have something to do with Homeless?”

“Who knows? I don’t have a clue about that.”

 Coby laughs as he walks down the road. Feria called out to Arvish.

“Doesn’t that man’s mouth gets lighter every time we go downstairs?”

“It’s probably just your imagination. I think Coby was like that originally.”

“…………”

Feria fell silent and stared at Coby’s back. He is a person whose identity has not been revealed except that he is an adventurer who once reached the thirtieth level. Why did she decide to hire such a man? There is only one reason. Because there was no one else there. Feria went to the guild and asked many adventurers to guide her, but they all refused. That’s when Coby appeared.

“Now that I think about it, I think the timing was too good… Earlier on, I never thought that someone could be behind the scenes…”

Shinichi Tanaka’s face popped into her mind, but she immediately stopped her thoughts. Countering her own self, she judged that it was impossible. No matter how much of a hero he is in the front lines, it is impossible for him to control the adventurers behind the scenes. Even more so, it would be suicidal to try to lure those who are trying to kill you into your stronghold. That is what Feria came into conclusion.

“Look! It’s the stairs! I’m almost done with my work!”

“What do you mean by that?”

“It is as I said. Well, once you get to the thirtieth floor, I’ll be relieved of my role, isn’t that right?”

“…..That’s right.”

Feria furrows her brows even more. She had this sense of doubt that she can’t shake off. Still, she decided to reconsider that such hesitation was due to exhaustion.

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The kingdom’s army reached the twenty-eighth floor. The floor is filled with darkness, and the soldiers could only illuminate their surroundings with torches.

“This floor is quite spacious. I can see that it as a great place for Homeless party to hide.”

“I think so too. I think it would be better to get the soldiers ready for battle.”

“Yeah. Considering the possibility of being ambushed, it would be better to be prepared here.”

Arvish forces the soldiers to form a formation. Far behind them are Arvish and Feria. Next to the two of them are Professor Jill and his four artificial lich.

“Move forward!”

When he gave the order, the less than 5,000 men trampled the ground and moved forward. On the horizon, countless red lights twinkled like stars. They all rushed straight ahead without knowing what it is.

After about 30 minutes of walking, Coby suddenly spoke up,

“Oh my~, Thank you for your hard work! This is it for my guide!”

“Oi! What the hell are you talking about?”

“If you don’t leave soon, you’ll get caught! The sooner you give up, the better.  See you then!”

Coby speaks quickly to the bewildered Arvish, he then runs towards the red light just a stone’s throw away. When the soldiers shined their torches to the direction Coby was headed, a young Shinichi Tanaka was handing Coby a small leather bag.

“Thank you for your hard work to get them here. Please thank the lord for me.”

“Hehe, of course. Well then, this is it for me.”

This time, Coby disappears into the darkness. Arvish ran past the soldiers and rushed to Shinichi.

“Are you fucking kidding me!? He was hired by you!?”

“No. That person was ordered by the lord. His task was to make sure you all get here. What I handed him was my thanks for his hard work.”

“That city lord!? You guys got me! But-, why are you in the form of a child!?”

“This is due to some circumstances. It has nothing to do with you.”

Arvish repeatedly stomps on the ground in anger. Who knew that he, a hero, had been rolled in the palm of Shinichi’s hand. It was an unforgivable fact for him, who was so prideful.

“It wasn’t just about guiding you here. I also know about everything you guys said and did. Ever since you were at Mana’s inn you see.”

“Whaaat? How!? I didn’t expect that there is a traitor in my midst!!!”

“Wrong.”

A young girl appeared out of thin air right next to Shinichi. She was dressed in black, and her eyes were half-closed, looking sleepy.

“I’m tired, can I go home now?”

“Mmm, you might as well get some sleep at Moore’s mansion.”

“Fly”

Liz blindly flies off somewhere. Arvish was stunned by the situation.

“I see… She was using her stealth skill to find out what we were doing. But how did she report to you?”

“Do you know the skill, telepathy? Those who possess such skill can talk to whoever they want. We don’t know the effective range of it yet, but it has been confirmed that we could communicate at least up to Mana.”

“Telepathy huh….”

Arvish was stunned. The telepathy skill is one of the top rare skills. Its convenience is immeasurable. Additionaly, it is said that the holder will be greeted with various favorable treatment that he or she could even be attached to the royal family unconditionally. Arvish couldn’t imagine that Shinichi would have such a person in his hands.

“Well, I’m not a demon either. If you guys admit defeat, I will not take your lives.”

Arvish could feel the blood rushing to his head hearing Shinichi’s words. It is you who should admit defeat! You are the one who will rub your head against the floor and pleads for help with tears in your eyes.  Arvish thought to himself.

Arvish then smoothly draws his sword and points the tip at Shinichi.

“Hahahaha! It’s funny how you try to face us alone! What happened to your comrades!? Oh-, I know. They all got scared of me and run away!”

“Wrong, they are here. Erna.”

Shinichi snapped his fingers, and five balls of light were launched from behind him. After the sphere of light stagnated above their heads, it emitted a dazzling light.

“Wa-, What the heck is this!”

The ground illuminated by such light was filled with something black. There is a red light in their eyes, and all of them are silently staring at the kingdom’s army. There are 100,000 of them. Black skeletons surrounded the kingdom’s army.

As if they can’t believe what they saw, Arvish and Feria rubbed their eyes over and over again to make sure that what they are seeing is real.

“This is my skeleton army. The reason I lured you guys here is simple. I needed the darkness of this floor to ensure that I surround all of you properly. If it’s bright, you’ll be able to escape quickly you see.”

“Skeleton army… Do you mean to say that all of them are under your control?”

“Correct. So, now do you want to admit defeat?”

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I encouraged the man in front of me to surrender. With such a large difference in strength, ordinary people would admit defeat without even fighting.

However, the man in front of me remained in a combat posture. Considering his personality, it’s not hard to imagine that this would be the case. Including Arvish, there are still a number of unknown enemies. We can’t let our guard down.

“Kukuku… Hahahaha!”

“What’s funny?”

Arvish suddenly bursts out laughing. Not only me, but even the soldiers of the kingdom’s army doubted his sanity.

“I can’t help but laugh at this farce! No matter how many of them you gather, they are just skeletons! Soldiers! Show him how capable the kingdom’s army is!”

The soldiers obeyed the order and ran furiously. When I concluded that persuasion is impossible, I turned my gaze to Suketarou.

“Katakata”

On Suketarou’s orders, the skeleton army begins its advance. Soldiers and magical beasts collided with each other, and metallic sounds and screams echoed on the floor. It was a sweeping battle from the start. The kingdom’s army resists in vain and the entire area is filled with black.

“Don’t back down! Advance!”

“It’s impossible! These guys aren’t just skeletons!”

“I know that! If you don’t want to die, fight!”

The circle of the kingdom’s army gradually shrinks and is crushed by a huge number of skeletons. In the center, Arvish, Feria, and Professor Jill were swearing at the soldiers with pale faces, telling them to do something about it.

They are like an insect surrounded by ants. If they had feathers, they would be able to escape, but unfortunately, they don’t have such things. In less than ten minutes, they were swallowed up by a large army.

“Hmm, was it unfounded fear?”

“It wasn’t as good as I thought it would be.”

Freya comments as we, Pero and Erna included, watch the battle situation. Besides us, Suketarou and Sukejiro were also waiting.

“Ooooooowooohhh”

A voice echoed out. At that moment, the skeletons are blown away and they fly in the air. The culprit was Arvish, who was clad in red aura. More explosions swept through the ground, obliterating my familiars.

“Good job Ignis. Kick those small fries out.”

“Katakata”

The lich named Ignis, raised his right hand and unleashed a series of huge fireballs that appeared to be the same as flame bursts. There was a flash of red light, followed immediately by a series of explosions. Not only that, the other three lich also use powerful magic to wipe out my familiars.

“Soldiers are just decorations. I’m the one who will defeat you!”

“I was a little surprised, but they are just skeletons after all. In front of my magic, they are just junk.”

With red aura around him, in a single slash, Arvish sliced several familiars in two. Holding up her wand, Feria created a tornado that sent the skeletons flying into the air. Suddenly, a large hole was formed in the encirclement of skeletons, then a stage was created for the three people. I was looking at the scene with admiration. They must be a force to be reckoned with when it comes to getting out of that situation.

“Suketarou”

“Katakata”

 By order of the general, the skeleton army suspended the offensive.

“What’s the matter? Bring it on! I’ll show you the power of a hero!”

The excited hero provokes my familiars with a hoarse voice. His body was covered with numerous cuts, and he was taking short breaths repeatedly. Physically, he still seems to be able to afford it, but his mental fatigue seems to have peaked. With this, even if it isn’t me, they can deal with him.

Before I could speak, Suketarou moved.

“Katakata”

“A golden skeleton? Get Shinichi Tanaka out! You are no match for me.”

Arvish’s eyes are fixed on me. However, Suketarou stepped in between us to block his line of sight.

I speak admonishingly to the hero,

“If you can defeat that skeleton, then you can fight me.”

“Are you telling me that I’m no match for you? Don’t look down on me you bastard!”

When his body blurred, the sand under his feet rises. Seeing that movement, Suketarou instantly drew his sword and parried Arvish’s slash.

“Can you see my superhuman movements!?”

“Katakata”

“Kuu! It can’t be helped then! I’ll deal with this guy first!”

Two swords strike against each other, and sparks fly between them alongside with a high-pitched sound. Each time, the air vibrated and the sand under their feet lifted up. The ball of light floating in the air illuminated them like a spotlight, making them look as if they were dancing.

“Explosive Sword Dance!”

As soon as Arvish slashed his sword, an explosion of flames occurs. However, Suketarou didn’t avoid the flames. On the contrary, he calmly pushed Arvish’s sword back. It’s like his move is not working at all. Arvish jumped backwards to check Suketarou. He confirmed that he was unharmed.

“Its defense power is better than that silver skeleton! Damn it!”

“Katakata”

Suketarou moved his jaw as if chuckling. His red eyes glowed faintly, he is checking the hero’s real ability.

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Chapter 13: What’s with this baby?

“Thank you, oneechan.”

“You’re welcome. But…. what should I do now?”

Perhaps she thought that she couldn’t leave a baby alone, the girl furrowed her eyebrows a little worriedly.

“Perhaps, is Fana-oneechan an adventurer?”

“Hmm. That’s right.”

“Then, I wonder if you are going to the Adventurer’s Guild now?”

“I’m going. You are quite perceptive.”

“Well, I want to be an adventurer.”

“I see. Good luck.”

“Mmm. That’s also why I want you to take me to the Adventurer’s Guild.”

“Do you want to visit?”

“No. I’m going to register as an adventurer.”

“………… At that age?”

Anyway, I ended up being taken to the Adventurer’s Guild. What came into view is a fairly sturdy three-story building. Once inside, the smell of sweat and alcohol hits my nose. There seemed to be a tavern attached to it, and the adventurers who had finished their work were already having a drink there. The lobby of the guild was quite noisy, but their gaze gradually gathered on us.

“Look, it’s Miss Fana.”

“She’s as beautiful as ever… I want to get close to her.”

“Haha, you’ll just get a kick and that’s the end of it.”

“I didn’t hear any rumors about her with a man though.”

“She’s been doing it solo for a long time now. I guess she is not interested in people, let alone men in the first place.”

“That’s possible. Hn? Isn’t she holding something?”

“That’s… a b-baby!?”

“D-Don’t tell me… she has a child!?”

Apparently, Fana-oneechan is well-known among adventurers. She’s certainly beautiful, and it’s not surprising that there are many men who want to get close to her. Thanks to that, we attracted attention.

But Fana-oneechan looked unconcerned and she just carried me all the way to the reception desk.

“Ilia”

“Oh, Fana-san, how can I help you today?”

The person who responded was another beautiful receptionist. Her name is Ilia huh.

“It’s not me, it’s this child.”

 Saying that, Fana-oneechan put me on top of the counter.

“Oh my, what a cute baby.”

 The receptionist’s face beams at me.

“He is so cute. Yosh, Yoosssh.”

It appears that she likes children, she strokes my head and she baby talks at me.

“Right. What’s the matter with this child?”

“I picked him up outside the city.”

“…… Did you pick him up?”

“Yes, he just suddenly talked to me.”

“He talked to you….? Ah-, his mother asked Fana-san to raise him because she couldn’t raise him on her own…”

“No. This kid talked to me.”

“……Ah?”

“He wants to be an adventurer he says.”

“Uhm… I don’t really get what you’re saying…”

 She seemed confused, so I opened my mouth to explain myself.

“Receptionist onee-chan, I want to be an adventurer, can I register?”

“Fufufu, I’m sorry my dear. You have to wait until you are a little older… Eh? W-Wait…, t-the baby just… he just talked!!!?”

The receptionist was so shocked that she almost fell out of her chair.

“H-Hey, w-w-what’s going on….!?”

“As you can see, this child is a gutsy one.”

“You-, this outrageous matter…. you just said, he’s gutsy…?”

I asked the receptionist, who looked perplexed.

“There is no age limit for adventurer registration, right?”

“C-Certainly. Anyone can take the exam, but….… Even if you did, I don’t think you could pass…”

“Exam? Is there an exam to become an adventurer now?”

“What do you mean now…?”

When I asked for details, it appears that to become an adventurer, one needs to pass two exams: practical and a written one. In my previous life, all I had to do was go to the reception desk and become an adventurer.

“Is there an age limit for the exam?”

“Well, there’s no limit, but it’s too unheard of for a baby to take it… Can I check with the Guild Leader for a moment? No, if you don’t mind, will you come with me? If I just talk about it, he’ll never believe it you see.”

“Alright. Then please take me to the Guild Leader.”

 I said so and then I jump off the counter.

“Ah! It’s dangerous—”

“It’s okay.”

“……”

 When I landed firmly, the receptionist muttered,

“Really, what’s with this baby…?”

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Chapter 12: Very unusual

“It’s about time.”

I’ve been flying in the sky while riding on my beloved staff for several hours. I had crossed quite a few towns and villages, so I must have already gone outside of my native territory.

“Oh, I can see the city over there. It looks just right.”

It’s not a big city, but it’s of a decent size. I’m sure there’s an Adventurer’s Guild there as well. We are approaching the city gate below. The guards seemed to be checking to see if any suspicious people were entering or leaving the city.

『Master, are you planning to enter the city in that form?』

(That’s what I intended to do, but… Is it a bad idea?)

『If a two-month-old baby is walking alone and is trying to pass through the checkpoint at the entrance, it would cause a bit of a commotion.』

(That being said, I’m going to be an adventurer in this city for a while though. They have to get used to it, right?)

『……Maybe? But, why don’t you just use transformation magic?』

(No! It’s such a waste to suddenly turn into an adult when I got to start over as a baby.)

Well, Linlin is right though. It’s certainly troublesome if this turns into a commotion.

(Hmmm… what to do? Oh-, good. I just found the right person in the right place.)

Once I landed on the ground, I called out to the oneechan in front of me as she walked along the street.

“Hey, oneechan over there.”

“……?”

She looked around nervously but she couldn’t find anyone, so she tilted her head in confusion.

“Here, here. I’m here. Please look at your feet.”

“……Baby?”

She is a girl in her late teens. She has beautiful long silver hair and clear blue eyes, she also carries two swords at her waist, one on each side.

“Yes, that’s right. Hello, oneechan, nice to meet you.”

“H-Hello… a talking baby?”

As expected, she seems to be a child with little emotion, and she is not too surprised by this situation. However, she looked around again, probably thinking that there is someone else nearby who was doing ventriloquism. By the way, Lindwurm is now using concealment magic to make itself invisible. This is because, there is a possibility that it will make others, like wolf-kaachan, feel wary of us.

“Oh yes, I’m the one talking.”

 I smiled and waved at her.

“There is a baby like this?”

“Yes, there is. As you can see, I’m the living example.”

“It’s the first time I’ve seen it. It’s very unusual.”

 Lindwurm seemed to be exasperated so he sends me a telepathy.

『……I don’t think this matter should just be dismissed as “unusual”. This girl seems to be quite blown away too. 』

(It’s just as I expected. I can roughly tell her nature by looking at her magical power.)

It was helpful because the conversation wouldn’t start unless the other party accepted the existence of a talking baby.

“So, what do you need?”

“Actually, I’m a little troubled.”

“Did you stray from your mother?”

“I did not stray from them. I mean, I was abandoned. But that’s not really the problem. It’s something else that bothers me. I’d like to get inside the city, but it’s going to be a hassle with my appearance as a baby.”

The girl mutters expressionlessly, “Abandoned? Oh-, I feel sorry for you.”

“So, if possible, I wanted oneechan to help me.”

“What should I do?”

“All you have to do is pick me up and take me inside the city.”

“That’s easy. I was about to go back to city anyway.”

 Saying that, she picked me up.

 ……Mmm, I couldn’t really tell from her clothes but, it’s surprisingly big. What is it? Well, I won’t tell you that. Just, I’m going to bury my face in it. Mufufu.

『Master?? Is that necessary?』

 There is no need for it, but it is a natural thing for a baby to do.

“By the way, oneechan, what’s your name?”

“I’m Fana. What about you?”

“I’m Reus.”

“How old is Reus now?”

“About two months.”

“I see. Hold on tight.”

Then, while being embraced by the young girl, Fana, I safely passed through the city gate.

Of course, there was an exchange with guard at the checkpoint. They questioned things like,

“That baby.… Is that baby your child?”

“No, I picked him up.”

“You picked him up? I see…”

The matter was not investigated thoroughly though. He must have thought that the young girl had taken care of a poor baby who had been abandoned outside the city.

Anyway, I was able to enter the city without making any commotion.

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Chapter 11:  It’s like it’s been torn from inside

“Galia-sama, Meliena-sama! I’ve found something like that over there!”

“R-Really!?”

“Is that true?!”

Upon receiving the report, the head of the Brazel family and his wife immediately ran their horses. Including them, it is an incognito group of only a few people. Right in front of them was a large forest. It is a dangerous magical forest that covers the northern part of the Brazel family’s territory.

With only a few retainers who could be trusted, the head himself came to this forest, which is inhabited by many vicious monsters. They are looking for the child, who he had ordered to be abandoned near this forest. Moreover, that child may be the reincarnation of the true Great Sage.

“Uh! This box is…”

“Yes. There is no doubt about it.”

They found a small box right next to the forest. There was something that looked like a cradle inside, but the important content is gone. It was just an empty shell.

“Damn! As expected..…”

“Ahh!, Reus…”

“The lid of the box has been torn… it was probably attacked by a monster…”

Such a small body of a baby. It is possible that it was swallowed whole. In that case, they really couldn’t find the body. In the first place, even if he had not been eaten by a monster, it was impossible for a newborn baby to be left alive for two months.

Still, they’ve come this far with a glimmer of hope… Apparently, it ended in vain.

“What the hell are we supposed to do now!? If things continue like this, we will be ending up as the once who killed the Great Sage…”

“Uh-….. If that happens, the Brazel family will be finished!”

“What-, No!! No matter what, we have to hide it at all costs!”

“……T-That’s right! Let’s pretend he hadn’t been put there to begin with…”

Far from grieving the death of their child, their minds seem to be preoccupied of their own self-preservation. That’s when the head noticed one of his subordinates.

“Huh? Isn’t this weird…? This lid looks like it’s been torn from the inside…”

The lid of the box had fallen nearby. It seemed to be tightly sealed but when he also looked closely at it, he found a large dent inside, as if it had been subjected to some strong impact. On the other hand, there is no evidence that it has been cut open from the outside.

 As the group tilted their heads, wondering what the hell was going on,

“Grrrrr…”

“““Uh!”””

What emerged from the forest was a wolf demon with a total length of more than two meters.

“This guy… it-it’s a Nightmare Garm!?”

“O-Oi, it’s a monster with a danger level of A, right!?”

“No, it is still a child…”

“Still, there is a risk level of B…, right!?”

The jet-black wolf, known as Nightmare Garm, is endemic to the forest. It had vicious power on its own, but it is also intelligent enough to arrange a high degree of coordination in a group, and it was considered a very troublesome monster here in the Demon Domain.

Still, this is a group of elite people, including the brilliant magicians, Galia and Meliena. As it was only one opponent, they would be able to dismiss it without difficulty.

However—

“““Grrrrrr”””

Nightmare Garm’s wolf cubs appeared one after another. As expected, they should be prepared for a tough battle. But the horror of the monster did not end there. A little later, it appeared. It had an overwhelming presence that could not be compared to the wolf cubs.

“““~~~~~~~~~~!?”””

Its total length is about 7 or 8 meters. Like Nightmare Garm, it was covered in jet-black hair, but there is crescent-shaped yellow hair only around its forehead.

“An adult Nightmare Garm…?”

“W-Wrong… This guy isn’t that simple…”

“N-No. In this Demon Domain, it’s one of the lords of this forest… It is the known Lunagarm with a danger level of S… Damn!”

Before they knew it, everyone made a pratfall. They don’t have the motivation to fight. Instinctively understanding the hopeless disparity in strength, no one could even move.

Lunagarm slowly approached Galia’s side. It was so close that if it opens its mouth, Galia can be swallowed whole in an instant.

“Hiii…”

“D-Don’t come…”

Killed. Everyone was convinced of that,

Then.

Sniff- Sniff- Sniff-

“……?”

Lunagarm brings the tip of its nose close to the family head and then it smelled his wife. It just smelled the two of them. And contrary to what they thought, it immediately turned on its heel and disappeared into the depths of the forest.

“S-Safe… I’m safe…?”

“N-No, not yet…”

Just when Galia thinks that the crisis is over, the Nightmare Garm’s wolf cubs come up to their side as well. But just like the big one, they just smelled them and some even snuggled up to him as if waiting to be petted. “Wau-wau!”, some also happily barked at them.

“W-What’s going on…?”

“What on earth does this mean…?”

 The two of them could only accept it in shock.

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Chapter 10: Not to that extent

“Look, Saintess-sama. Surprisingly, my son, Hank, has a magic aptitude of 98. Perhaps, even if you look all over the world, you won’t find anyone with such an aptitude value.”

A newborn son with an overwhelming talent. The person who proudly praises this is Galia Brazel, the current head of the prestigious magical family, House Brazel. Not only did he leave his territory, but he had also left the country and came to the headquarters of the Cathedral Church.

Of course, his purpose is to have an audience with the Saintess who stands as the head of the church. He wants to report that his son is the reincarnation of the Great Sage.

Next to him was the figure of his wife, Meliena Radruf. Although she sends a loving glance to the baby she is holding, she is not the biological mother. Because her real son was a failure, her husband had his vassal dispose of him. On the other hand, the child that Galia had with the daughter of a servant showed an unexpected magical aptitude value. The head of the family decided to pretend that he is their real child.

“There is no doubt that this child is the reincarnation of the legendary Great Sage.”

“Yes, that’s true. When I use magic nearby, this child will try to imitate it. Even if he is just a baby, he could do it. Perhaps the memories of when he mastered magic in his previous life are engraved in his soul.”

—The two of them did not conceal anything and they strongly assert that the child they hold is the reincarnation of the Great Sage.

The young Saintess, who is still in her mid-teens, closed her eyes and was silent as if praying. Finally, she slowly opened her mouth. But—

“This child is… Unfortunately, he is not the reincarnation of the Great Sage.”

““Whaaat!?””

To the couple who exclaimed, the saintess explained,

“It is said that the magic aptitude value of the Great Sage is beyond human comprehension. One thing is sure though, it is not to that extent.”

“Bu-, Saintess, he has a score value of 98, you know!? Are you saying it’s not that grade?”

Forgetting that the other party was a saintess, Galia involuntarily rushed closer.

“Yes. However, if he is trully the Great Sage, he should have more than 1000 score value.”

““Thous-, 1000!?””

The two of them are both appalled by the number that far exceed their expectations.

“But it’s strange…. I’ve deliberately kept this information secret until now but, according to the prophecy of the gods, the place of birth, family background, and timing are completely consistent…”

The Saintess tilts her head in confusion. Then, with a look of thought on her face, she asked the couple in front of her.

“You don’t have any other children born close to this child, do you?”

“C-Certainly….”

“N-None….”

Galia immediately denied it, but inwardly it sent chills down his spine.

((D-Don’t tell me…. That child is actually better?…. uh!))

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“Haaah~, it’s your fault! You even made it that he died of illness!”

“You said that I could throw away that kind of crap!”

 The couple were quarreling, and they cursed each other with foul words.

“Ah! Now that I think about it, that number 3 was made after the needle of the divine tool had gone around many times! It probably spun around 10 times. In other words, his aptitude score was over 1000!”

“Aren’t you really an idiot for not even noticing something that simple!?”

“I-, I’m not the only one who didn’t realize that! It was those incompetent priests! Even though they’re used to using divine tools on a regular basis… Damn!”

The two of them, who continued to have such an ugly argument, were now in the carriage. It is also running at breakneck speed on the road.

“I need to go back to the territory immediately and investigate the demon domain… Tsk!”

“What are you going to do about it!? There is no way that newborn baby could be alive!”

“B-But…. That doesn’t mean we can  just leave him alone, right!? If that child is really the reincarnation of the Great Sage….”

Galia grabbed the hair on his head, feeling remorse that he had done something outrageous.

For those who live in the path of magic, the legendary Great Sage is equivalent to a god. If the reincarnated baby were to die, the reputation of the Brazel family would fall to the bottom of the earth.

But nearly two months have already passed. The chances of the baby being alive is extremely low. Still, in the glimmer of hope, they continued to drive their carriages day and night.

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