Isekai Nonbiri Sanpo Tabi

Walking, Chapter 346: A drunk man entered the room

The next morning, I woke up somehow with Fran hugging me.

Huh?

I’m pretty sure Fran and Horn were in Casey-san’s room, and Shiro and Ao were in Telma-san’s room. Fran is clinging to me really tight.

Fran seemed awake too, so I’ll ask her what happened.

“Shun, a drunk Sue came into our room…”

“Eh? How did Sue open Casey-san’s door?”

I hadn’t locked my door because Shiro and the others might come in, but Casey-san and Telma-san always locked their doors when they went to sleep.

“She used some kind of unlocking magic. Then Casey and Horn ran off to Telma-san’s room. I came to your room.”

“Oh, I see, that must have been scary. There, there.”

Yeah, having the door to your room suddenly unlock and a drunk person stumble inside is genuinely terrifying. And come to think of it, unlocking magic was one of the more difficult applications of non-attribute magic too. Naturally, I couldn’t use it myself.

Still stroking Fran’s head as she clung to me, I decided to go take a look at the scene of the disaster.

“Whoa… she’s definitely drunk.”

“Mm…”

The door to Casey-san’s room was wide open, making the entire room visible from the hallway. Sue is there, sprawled out on the floor, sleeping blissfully.

Oh right. There was no way we could let anyone else see her like this. At the same time, I couldn’t just walk into Casey’s room without permission. So, with Fran still in my arms, I headed over to Telma-san’s room, where everyone had apparently taken refuge.

Knock, knock.

“Sorry for showing up so early in the morning. It’s Shun.”

“Ah, yes. One moment, I’ll open the door.”

Click.

The door opened, and Telma-san greeted us. The moment I looked inside, I saw that every inch of the room’s beds had been occupied.

“Um… well… I’m really sorry about everything Sue did…”

“It’s alright. Something similar has happened before…”

According to Telma-san, during that infamous birthday party, a drunken Sue had wandered into the room where Casey-san and Telma-san were staying at the mansion. That was why they had handled the situation so calmly this time around. Apparently, they were experienced victims.

“Casey-san, would it be alright if I go inside your room and wake Sue up?”

“Please do. We’ll come along as well.”

Having received Casey-san’s permission, we headed over to her room.

“zZzz… zzz…”

Sue was still making those strange, incomprehensible sleeping noises. Even when Ao poked her repeatedly with a tentacle, she showed no sign of waking up.

For now, the overwhelming smell of alcohol was the bigger problem. So before doing anything else, I used household magic to clean her up, then followed it with a healing spell.

*Flash*

“Huh? What? Where am I?”

When I cast a healing spell, Sue slowly sat up. She looked around the room, and suddenly her mind seemed to wake up.

“Eh? Is this… Casey’s room?”

“Yes, this is Casey-san’s room.”

Seeing me, who had healed her, and the crowd near the door, Sue’s expression changed to one of realization.

“I am terribly sorry…”

And then, Sue immediately performed a perfect dogeza (bowing deeply) towards us.

Sue. This is the second time in the past year that you’ve bowed deeply the day after drinking you kmow.

‘“Well, we’re also at fault for letting her drink, and the damage wasn’t too bad, so let’s leave it at that.”

“Yes…”

And so, the situation was somehow resolved. However, there was actually another drunk causing trouble inside the mansion.

“Gooo… grwooo…”

For some reason, the Margrave was fast asleep right in the entrance hall. And his snores sounded like the roar of some giant monster.

“When he gets drunk, he tends to fall asleep wherever he happens to be.”

“Poke, poke.”

Standing beside the sleeping Margrave were Emilia-sama who looked completely accustomed to the sight and Kent-chan, who was happily poking the Margrave’s cheek. Apparently, this was a perfectly normal morning occurrence.

Then Emilia-sama turned toward us and, with a bright smile, delivered a single devastating remark.

“Shun, from now on, I think it would be best if you cast a healing spell on Sue before she goes to bed whenever she drinks.”

“Uuu…”

It seemed Emilia-sama had already heard about Sue’s antics that morning.

Sue’s face instantly turned bright red, and she shrank in embarrassment. There was no escaping it now. Her drunken rampage had been completely exposed.

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Datsusara Souryo no Danjon Sousou Haishin

Chapter 19

> Hey… doesn’t this place look familiar?
> I swear I’ve seen it in some stream before.
> What a view.
> Whoa, whoa—how many dragons are flying around up there?!
> A castle in the sky…
> There are sculptures of naked men and women carved into all the pillars.
> This place feels downright divine.
> Divine-Class?
> No doubt about it.
> Isn’t this way beyond simple tricks and gimmicks?
> Looks like the Hero finally decided to get serious.
> Makes sense. Cheap traps weren’t working on them.
> He might’ve been watching everything they did.

2.3 million viewers were left speechless.

I was left with my jaw dropped open. This place is just too magnificent. I think I saw the word “divine realm” scattered around.

But isn’t that one of the three great dungeons in the world that the hero conquered?

Why would a dungeon like that appear in the realm of Nether-class dungeon?

It doesn’t make sense.

“Sky Castle Apita…”

“Are Nether-class realm and Divine-class realm connected…?”

Mina-chan and Shion also seemed stunned by this sudden, grand panorama.

They looked like they couldn’t believe it. However, it seemed like they understood that this was a space equivalent to a Divine Realm realm dungeon.

“Mina-chan, this place is…”

“The realm of the gods, reached by warping from the 80th floor of the divine-level underground…”

“Eh? Mina-chan, you’ve been to a place like that before?”

“No. My senior was streaming it before, so I just watched it.”

“Shion, you seemed to know about it too, right? You haven’t been here before…. right?”

“It’s just a hunch.”

“…”

Well, intuition is important too! Shion definitely seemed like the type who relied on animal instincts, so she was probably right… hopefully.

“But in the stream I watched, they never made it as far as the Sky Castle. Right now, we’re clearly inside it. Which means…”

“Which means?”

“We’re at the deepest part of the Divine-Class Dungeon.”

Shion folded her arms and continued.

“The domain where the Chief God, Otin, sits upon his throne.”

Mina-chan’s explanation had apparently been supplemented by Shion, but honestly, I wasn’t following any of it.

Chief God?

Otin?

Divine throne?

What was she even talking about?

In simple terms, was this like the equivalent of the Nether King in the Nether-Class Dungeon?

Wait.

Hold on.

Wouldn’t that make him the final boss?!

That’s bad. Really bad.

The comment section exploded again.

> No way. Is this actually the Otin point?
> Is this the real thing?
> Maybe it’s just a fake set piece?
> Creating the Sky Castle is completely insane.
> The Hero’s basically operating at Dungeon Master level.
> That’s beyond cheating.
> No, no, no, no, no.
> There’s no way this is genuine.
> Maybe he twisted space-time and connected the two dungeons somehow?
> Hey, use [Clairvoyance] on one of those dragons flying around.

That last comment immediately caught my attention.

Right.

Where we’re standing now is the second basement level of the Nether-class dungeon. It’s near the entrance, right after opening the door. The image is of a magnificent, ancient castle resembling classical Greek architecture. Rotating white columns stand tall. The clouds floating and sunlight streaming in suggest we’re in the air. Looking down a little, there’s a lush garden, and a waterfall cascading down towards the ground from the side. Dragons are flying around, so the viewers are basically asking us to confirm if the dragons are real and determine if this is a truly divine realm.

I’ve decided to go with that idea.

“Let’s take a look at that biggest one.”

Well, let’s see. Oh, of course, we’ll watch the abridged version!

Name: Ryunosuke
Species: Ancient Dragon
HP: 4999/4999
MP: 425/425
Strength: 956
Endurance: 910
Agility: 881
Intelligence: 953
Magic Power: 989
Resistances:
【All elemental attacks halved】【All status ailments immune】
Skills:
【Dragon Breath (LV5)】 【Dragon Attack (LV4)】 【Dragon Suplex (LV3)】 【Dragon Holy Splash (LV2)】 【Dragon Methane (LV1)】

No, this monster is incredibly strong. Just being an Ancient Dragon already makes it boss level. Its stats are almost at their maximum.

But the skills are surprisingly orthodox.

…Dragon Suplex… that’s something different.

“Daishi, you were using your clairvoyance on that dragon just now, right? How did it go?”

Mina-chan pointed to the dragon I was staring at and asked for the result.

“Ah, well…”

I explained the results of my clairvoyance on the Ancient Dragon to Mina and the viewers.

“It’s definitely a Divine Realm level…”

“Seriously…?”

“It seems safe to say the Hero has come to hunt us down…”

Then, if the Hero gets serious, he can summon even the deepest parts of a Divine Realm?

That’s cheating! As one of the viewers said, I think the Dungeon Master level is absolutely correct.

Hmm? But wait a minute.

The Hero has already traversed this area, right? Does that mean the boss hasn’t been defeated yet?

I doubt he created this space with some kind of copy-and-paste ability, and judging from his abilities so far, it’s more natural to assume he used spatial skills to connect with a divine-class realm.

But if that was true, then how were we supposed to get out of here…?

“You are the trespassers who dared set foot within my castle without permission?”

“““!!”””

We all froze as we noticed a figure slowly approaching from deep within the castle.

His voice was impossibly deep, each word carrying enough weight to make it feel as though we were being ordered to kneel and beg forgiveness for our insolence. My assumptions had been far too optimistic.

“Chief God… Otin…”

Mina-chan’s voice trembled as she whispered the name.

It seemed the master of this castle had not yet vanished from the world.

The ruler of the Sky Castle— the being said to sit at the very pinnacle of the Divine-class Dungeon—is standing before us in the flesh.

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Walking, Chapter 345: I’m going to bed early today

Well, we had finally arrived back at the mansion, but how was I supposed to get Sue to her room? There was no way a man could just walk into the bedroom of an unmarried noble lady.

“Please leave Lady Sue to me.”

Just as I was wondering what to do, Toria-san effortlessly lifted Sue off my back. And not just that—she carried her in a princess carry.

Come to think of it, Toria-san was the former margrave’s daughter. Without even using any physical enhancement magic, she hoisted Sue up as though she weighed nothing at all.

“We’ll be heading back to our rooms as well.”

“I’m completely exhausted today.”

Casey-san and Telma-san, who had spent the entire day chopping vegetables, looked thoroughly worn out. Together with Shiro and the others, they headed inside.

Alright, I guess it’s about time for me to return to my room too—

“Sorry to bother you when you’re already tired, Shun.”

“No, it’s fine. I’m doing alright.”

I was summoned to the reception room for a meeting.

“Uhm, you drank quite a lot of alcohol. Are you alright?”

“No problem, I’m perfectly fine.”

“To us, liquor is no different from water.”

“Hehehe, it’s a lady’s pastime.”

No, no, I think the Margrave family’s tolerance for alcohol is abnormal. Aside from Sue, they are probably the ones who drank the most in that square. 

The meeting began as if it’s the usual one.

“Most of the people Sue and the guards captured were pickpockets and the like, but there were some members of the Human Supremacy cult among them.”

“Their purpose was reconnaissance. It seems they were planning something at tomorrow’s wedding.”

“Toasting on street corners is normal at harvest festivals. So, no one would find it strange if they drank alcohol.”

As expected, that suspicious man turned out to be one of the members of the Human Supremacy cult. Which meant there were still others out there. We couldn’t afford to let our guard down tomorrow either.

“We already know why they’re trying to disrupt the wedding. Apparently, they can’t tolerate people reporting their marriage to any deity other than their God.”

“They’ve always targeted the wedding ceremony—the highlight of the festival—as a way to advertise their Church. But it seems they also intend to use this opportunity to promote their faith even more aggressively.”

“Honestly, they’re nothing but trouble. The fact that they’re working together with those noble-supremacist types makes me think they’re planning something unpleasant.”

From the way they were willing to use any means necessary to achieve their goals, calling their group a terrorist organization wouldn’t be an exaggeration. If that was how they wanted to play things, then we’d simply have to strike back without holding anything back.

Perhaps because everyone had been drinking, the discussion ended there. We kept dinner light, and with the fatigue of the day’s work finally catching up to us, everyone turned in early for the night.

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Datsusara Souryo no Danjon Sousou Haishin

Chapter 18

I tossed Satsuki’s pendant and the recovered thong into my Item Box for the time being, and we hurried onward toward the next floor. As long as the Hero was capable of interfering with [Return], the only way to save Satsuki was to catch up to her as quickly as possible.

(I wonder… is that the kind of thing Daishi-san likes…? Mine are…)

“Hm? What’s wrong, Mina-chan? Is something wrong?”

“W-what?! N-Nothing at all! Pervert!!”

As we ran through the devastated second basement floor of the Nether-Class Dungeon, which had been thoroughly wrecked by [Burial Fist], Mina-chan seemed to be staring downward while muttering something under her breath. Thinking she’d found another one of Satsuki’s belongings, I asked about it. In return, I got yelled at.

Ever since the Panty Incident, Mina-chan had been unusually hostile toward me. Sure, it had been a long time since I’d last laid eyes on such an… enlightening guardian of the nether regions, so I couldn’t deny that my old-man grin had stretched a little farther than usual.

Still, did she really have to keep calling me a pervert and a creep every chance she got?

“The comedy show ends here.”

The dark-skinned beauty in the skin-tight bikini armor had apparently found the staircase leading deeper underground.

We hadn’t run very far from the entrance.

Thankfully, the next floor was much closer than expected.

> Compared to the first basement floor, this one was pretty underwhelming.
> At this rate, they might actually catch up to her.
> Hurry up and give Satsuki her thong back already.
> Hopefully the Hero hasn’t done anything to her.
> The Hero isn’t interested in women.
> From what I’ve heard, he’s not interested in people at all.
> Apparently he sees humans as tools.
> Rumor says every companion he had during the Divine-Class Dungeon conquest ended up mentally broken.
> Isn’t it insane that he stopped [Return] from activating?
> His abilities are way too much of an unknown.
> Still, if they fought head-on, the old man would probably crush him.
> Which is exactly why he’ll never fight fair.
> By the way, is his MP okay?
> Come to think of it, we haven’t checked his stats lately.
> Maybe he should take a look before heading deeper underground!

Right.

Since I hadn’t been leveling up, I had gotten lazy about checking my current stats. I want to hurry, of course, but blindly charging ahead wasn’t the answer either. The viewers had a point. It’s probably best to calm down and take a look at my status first.

Name: Daishi Ajiri
Class: Burial Priest
Level: 5
HP: 997 / 1049
MP:  0 / 1099
Strength: 1014  
Endurance: 1009
Agility: 5828
Intelligence: 1013
Burial Power: 5443
Surplus Burial Points:0
Skills:
【Burial Healing (Lv1)】
【Burial Fist (MAX)】  
【Retribution (MAX)】
【Requiem (MAX)】
【Return (—Unavailable)】
【Cremation (MAX)】
【Clairvoyance (MAX)】
Unique Skill:
【Hell Gate】 【Infinite Itembox】
Title:
【Enlightened One】

That was close.

Sure enough, my MP had hit zero. Both [Burial Fist] and [Return] were notorious mana hogs. To this day, I still wasn’t sure which one had the worse fuel efficiency.

…Hm?

Something about the skill list felt off.

[Return — Unavailable]

“…You’ve got to be kidding me.”

“What’s wrong, Mr. Panties?”

“Mina-chan, could you please stop calling me Mr. Panties…?”

“What is it, Mr. Commando?”

“…”

Why exactly was I the one being accused of going commando, Shion?

…Well, I’d like to ask for an explanation, but I’ve decided against it as it would be pointless.

“I can’t use [Return] anymore.”

“Huh? You mean that indecent skill you used to summon my  big brothers and that panty earlier?”

The way she phrased it made it sound like her brothers belonged in the same category as the panties.

Was that really okay?

“Y-Yeah.”

“It doesn’t seem like a problem even if you can’t use it anymore. I don’t know who that skill lets you summon, but as long as you have me, you won’t need anyone else.”

She had a point. If [Return] was only being used as a summoning skill, then considering my own abilities and the strength of my companions, it probably wasn’t all that essential. The problem is that the skill’s original purpose is not summoning. By setting a destination point, I could use it to travel there instantly. If that functionality had also been lost, things were going to become considerably more troublesome.

Just thinking about the return trip was enough to make my head hurt.

Still… Why had it become completely unusable?

From what I remembered of the error messages, it felt less like the skill itself had been destroyed and more like some kind of space-time communication setting had been blocked.

> Huh? [Return] became unusable?
> Oof.
> Gotta admit, the Hero’s pretty good.
> There goes one of his skills.
> If he has an ability that directly interferes with someone’s status screen, that’s incredibly dangerous.
> Some kind of debuff?
> The Guild Headquarters might be involved too.
> Dungeon Master, do your job.
> What a cheap trick.
> I thought the Hero’s powers would be all lightning and thunderbolts.
> This isn’t a video game, dude. lol
> Anyway, they can’t afford to let him disable any more skills.
> Be careful, old man.

The comments continued pouring in.

Unfortunately, they weren’t wrong. If the Hero truly possessed the ability to interfere with skills directly, then [Return] might only be the beginning. Losing one skill was annoying. Losing several could become a genuine threat.

“…Yeah.”

I stared at the status screen for a few more seconds before closing it.

“We can’t let our guard down anymore.”

Whatever the Hero was plotting, there was no doubt now. He had finally started making his move. If the Hero really possessed the kind of ability the viewers were speculating about, then honestly, I had no idea how I was supposed to guard against it.

At the moment, the only countermeasure I could think of was simple: The instant we encountered him, take him down at maximum speed before he had a chance to do anything. With Satsuki being held hostage, there weren’t many other options available anyway.

“Item Box!”

In any case, standing around thinking wasn’t going to help. First, I needed to recover my MP and keep moving. A dungeon that had merely been tampered with by the Hero wasn’t enough to slow me down for long. We could clear it quickly and work out a strategy against him as we advanced.

“Alright! My MP’s back. Let’s keep moving!”

“Let’s hurry!”

“Let me kill something for a change!”

Although losing [Return] left a lingering sense of unease in the back of my mind, I raised my voice as if to chase away those doubts.

Then, with renewed determination, I bounded down the staircase toward the next floor. Whatever awaited us below, there was no turning back now.

◆◆◆

At the bottom of the staircase stood a magnificent door adorned with the dragon carving. It looked heavy enough to require considerable force to move, but without hesitation, we pushed it open and stepped inside.

Then we saw it.

“This is…”

“What does this mean…?”

“No… It can’t be…”

The words slipped from our lips as we stared ahead in stunned silence.

Beyond the doorway stretched a breathtaking scene—one so awe-inspiring that it seemed to belong not to a dungeon, but to the realm of the gods themselves reminiscent of a divine sky castle.

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Walking, Chapter 344: On the way back from the square

“This has really gotten out of hand…”

Once we finished cleaning up the food stalls, the streets were littered with drunken revelers who had passed out where they sat. That said, most of them were beastman, and apparently they could recover from being drunk after a short nap.

“I can still drink moooore!”

“““You reek of alcohol!”””

As for Sue, she eventually returned with Ao, looking thoroughly pleased with herself. Shiro and the others instinctively pinched their noses, but honestly, compared to what happened back in the Eastern Margrave’s territory, this was nothing.

Still, it was time to head home, so Sue would have to go to sleep. Which meant it was time to leave things to Aoi.

Pwooon.

“Zzz… zzz…”

“Up you go.”

Sue promptly drifted off to sleep, leaning against me. I shifted my stance and hoisted her onto my back.

Hmm…

Just as always, there was still no soft sensation pressing against my back. Apparently, Sue remained as flat as ever.

“Shun-san… what are you thinking…”

““Fufu, kukuku…””

Sue, please don’t guess what I’m thinking while you’re asleep.

Casey and Telma-san are laughing, holding their stomachs.

“Well, we’re going home now.”

“See ya!”

The Margrave’s family also got into their carriage and headed back to the mansion. Shiro and the others are waving goodbye to the carriage, so we should go home too.

“Zzz, zz”

Now that we’re at the mansion, what should we do with Sue?

“We don’t want to smell of alcohol!”

Shiro and the others seem to feel the same way. They don’t want to sleep with a drunk Sue.

“Then Sue can sleep in her assigned room, and Shiro and the others can sleep with Casey-san and Telma-san.”

“Yay!”

After all, everyone had ended up sleeping together last night as well, and there was a good chance that Casey-san and Telma-san would be put to sleep by Ao’s sleeping magic too.

“Casey-san, Telma-san, has Sue always been like this?”

“Uhm, at Sue’s birthday party last year, she got drunk…”

“And then she drank every single bottle of wine at the venue by herself.”

Sue, why do you keep leaving behind these legendary tales of superhuman feats?

Even Casey-san and Telma-san, the ones telling the story, were wearing rather complicated expressions as they looked at the sleeping Sue on my back.

“Even so, Sue-dono is incredible. Aside from Emilia-sama, I’’ve never met another human who could hold their liquor so well.”

Toria-san, that’s not something to say with your eyes sparkling in admiration.

Emilia-sama remained completely unchanged no matter how much she drank. Sue, on the other hand, turned into an absolute disaster whenever alcohol got involved. In fact, I was one of the victims who had been completely overwhelmed by her drunken antics.

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Walking, Chapter 343: End of the first day of the harvest festival and some drunkards

And the Harvest Festival only grew more spectacular from there.

“We have chilled wine over here as well.”

“This is sacred wine offered to the gods. Come, everyone—drink your fill!”

“““YEAH!”””

This time, Maria-san and the former Margrave began handing out chilled wine to the townspeople.

What’s with this high energy?

“There was the bombing incident earlier this year. The townspeople were probably worried about whether the Harvest Festival could even be held safely.”

Toria-san’s reasoning made perfect sense. After all, everything that had been set up in the plaza had been destroyed by those bomb-shaped magical devices.

Given that, it was no surprise that the townspeople were in such high spirits. Most of the revelers were beastfolk, but plenty of humans had come out into the streets as well.

More importantly, what about anyone acting suspiciously…?

There!

A man stood with a mug of ale in one hand, yet instead of drinking it, he kept glancing around restlessly, scanning the area. Ao seemed to have noticed him as well and quietly began to move into position.

And then, right at that moment, a group of thoroughly drunk beastfolk stumbled onto the scene.

“Hey, kid, you’re drinking your ale too slowly!”

“Huh? What are you talking about, beastman…”

“Come on, drink up!”

“Ughhhhhh!”

Oh dear, that suspicious human man is being forced to drink by the beastmen. And then, Ao secretly carried him away after he passed out.

Eh?

The group of beastmen who forced the suspicious guys to drink smirked at me. They might actually be members of the guard. 

Well, if you catch a suspicious person and talk to them, they’ll speak in that unique way characteristic of the Human Supremacy cult, just like before. All that remained was to get him drunk and knock him out.

Since Ao had joined that group, there was no doubt they would be able to keep a close eye on the suspicious man. For some reason, Ao had brought Sue along as well, but I decided not to question it. If there was at least one human among the group, it would make for a good disguise.

Then again, in Sue’s case, she might simply have been looking for any excuse to drink.

With those thoughts in mind, I continued cooking without pause.

“Whew… I’m exhausted… Good work, everyone.”

By late afternoon, every last ingredient had been used up. Well, by that point the townspeople had shifted their focus from eating to drinking.

Everywhere I looked, people were raising their cups in toast.

“Shun-san, would it be alright if we headed off to discuss tomorrow’s plans?”

“With Sue being… well, like that, we’ll have to handle the preparations ourselves…”

Casey-san and Telma-san spoke apologetically, but hearing that only made me feel guilty toward them instead. After all, they were the ones being forced to pick up the slack.

“Haha, cheers!”

“Ugh, ugh, ugh…”

With the prospect of catching suspicious individuals while drinking, Sue is as lively as a fish in water. No, she’s a drunkard in alcohol. 

Apparently, Ao will put Sue to sleep with sleep magic at a certain point, so until then, let’s have Sue work hard with the guards.

“Shun-oniichan, Shiro will go help Casey-oneechan and Telma-oneechan!”

“Fran too!”

“Horn is going too.”

Let’s leave this to the three who enthusiastically raised their hands and volunteered. I cast healing and life-saving magic on all of them before seeing them off.

“Now, shall we start cleaning up the stalls?”

“I’ll help.”

I started cleaning up after cooking with Toria-san.

Looks like the first day of the harvest festival ended without incident.

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Hazure Skill “Alarm”, jitsuwa fūin kaijo no nōryoku deshita. Ochikobore no shōnen wa, nemuri kara sameta megami-tachi to yasashī saikyō o mezasu

Chapter 175: Army of monsters

Even from deep underground, he could feel the battle begin.

Beneath the Grand Tower of the Temple of Odis lay a circular underground complex. At its center was the chamber housing the Frost Orb. Corridors branching around the outer ring connected to countless small rooms. In one such forgotten chamber stood a cage. Inside it lay a single rat.

It was Ratbone Rata, one of the monsters. Ordinarily, he would have been a major combatant on the battlefield above, fighting against the humans. But since he was captured during the battle of Flocia, he was confined instead.

Sensing the stir of magic in the air, Rata slowly opened his eyes.

“…So it has begun.”

The fur that had once covered his body in gray had lost all color, turning pure white. The underground levels of the Grand Tower were close to the Frost Orb. The chilling power of the seal constantly seeped through the area, weakening the rat’s body day by day. There was no pain. Even so, Rata could feel his life gradually slipping away.

“Hmph… If I can live long enough to witness the outcome, then perhaps surviving this long will have been worth it.”

His whiskers twitched as he muttered the words.

Rion and the others could have killed Rata before the final battle began. The boy before might have hesitated to kill a creature capable of speech. But after the Battle of Flocia—especially after driving back Freyr—that kind of naïveté had vanished. Even when Rata had disguised himself as the boy’s younger sister, Rion hadn’t been fooled. He had attacked without hesitation. That was why Rata now found himself imprisoned here.

The gods had likely spared his life in part because they knew he was no longer a threat. It was also true that he had revealed certain pieces of information regarding Ymir. His master would never forgive such a betrayal. There was no place left for him to return to.

“…Ymir.”

Rata ground his teeth together.

He was curious about the outcome of the war, and for that reason he had never begged for a quick death. If possible, he wanted to witness one of two sights: either the gods’ defeat, or the downfall of that titan. Either outcome would bring him a measure of satisfaction.

Rata snorted.

Magical energy was flowing in through the gaps around the sealed door. That was probably what had awakened him. It was an immense power of abundance—so vast that even his weakened body began to recover the moment it touched him. Then he caught a scent he recognized.

His golden eyes flew wide open.

“Why, this is… this is perfect!”

It was a scent he knew all too well from his days as a slave trader. The smell of human sweat born from doubt and distrust. The previous apocalypse had ended in a sealing precisely because such distrust had proven fatal.

As the magical energy continued to swell, Rata let out a low, rumbling chuckle. The image of the young girl he had once impersonated drifted through his mind.

“…The more she worries for her family, the more desperately she seeks power. Without even realizing it, she’s drawing out even more strength from the Freyja dwelling within her.”

Even Luisia’s transformation was probably part of the Chief God’s design.

For now, all Rata could do was listen and wait. The growls of monsters still echoed in the distance. And mixed among them were the screams of the living.

◆◆◆

“Eeeeeek!”

Atop one of the towers along the city wall, the dwarf Safi let out a shrill scream.

“W-why are they charging in all of a sudden?!”

Even though everyone had expected the attack, the battle had erupted into chaos all at once. Monsters such as Fenrir, Wolfbone Hati, and Jormungandr the Bone Serpent tore through the defensive lines the humans had painstakingly assembled as though they were nothing.

Near the walls, Rion and the others had already shifted to the desperate task of holding Fenrir back.

Operating a massive ballista mounted atop the battlements, Safi loosed another bolt into the distant hordes. Behind endless ranks of goblins and kobolds waited towering giant soldiers, humanoid monsters standing well over three meters tall.

She stole a glance to the south.

There, beneath thunderclouds swirling overhead, Thor and Jormungandr were locked in a violent struggle. Lightning and the colossal serpent’s tail crashed against one another again and again, gouging great scars across the rolling hills.

“…Everyone’s fighting.”

She swallowed hard.

Then a deafening roar erupted directly ahead of her. A clash between overwhelming magical powers. The shockwave alone was enough to send both monsters and humans flying.

At the center of it all stood the combatants responsible—The Primordial Titan Ymir, and the god Heimdall.

Ymir calmly caught the sword Heimdall brought crashing down with a magical barrier.

Human soldiers maintained a defensive perimeter around the battle from a distance, but the monsters—rallied and emboldened by Ymir’s presence—were slowly forcing them back.

“Safi-dono!”

One of the dwarves pointed down toward the base of the wall. A head of golden hair raced across the battlefield. Sunlight flashed off a gleaming sword.

“—Lord Freyr!”

As if in response, a piercing gaze locked onto Safi.

Seeking his sister—Goddess Freyja—Freyr charged toward the city wall, intent on climbing it. Their eyes met. Safi caught her breath.

At that very moment, a rain of arrows fell directly in front of her.

“Whoa there. That’s as far as you go.”

It was Uru’s bow.

Uru’s arrows blocked Freyr’s advance. Having been spotted by the gods, Freyr quickly retreated, putting distance between himself and the wall as he blended back into the ranks of the monster army to avoid attacks from above.

A triumphant cheer rose from the northeast.

The humans, inspired by the battle maiden Sigris, had driven back another wave of monsters.

Nearby, a formation of mages led by Loki unleashed spell after spell, blasting down the flying monsters attempting to descend from the sky.

“So this is Ragnarok….”

Bathed in the crimson light of the sun, humans and monsters alike fought with everything they had.

Praying for the safety of her comrades, Safi activated another golem and hurled it down from the wall into the battlefield below.

◆◆◆

Thor rested the great hammer Mjölnir across his shoulder, which was as broad and solid as a mountainside.

“Haven’t we had enough of looking at each other’s faces by now?”

The God of Thunder flashed a fearless grin as he looked up at Jormungandr, the World Serpent. Its head towered more than ten meters above the ground. The enormous golden eye fixed upon him was enough to drive an ordinary person into panic simply by standing beneath it.

The serpent was even larger than when they had met in the mining city of Alvis.

Thor tilted his chin upward.

“Let’s make this the last time.”

At some point during their countless exchanges, Thor had been knocked to the ground. His opponent hadn’t escaped unscathed, however. Smoke rose from numerous wounds scattered across the black scales where they had collided with Mjölnir.

“Hah!”

Thor hurled Mjölnir. Wrapped in lightning, the golden hammer slammed into the serpent’s flank before arcing back into Thor’s waiting hand.

The air itself trembled as Jormungandr’s voice rumbled down from above.

“…You’re as troublesome as ever.”

Blood dripped from the corner of the serpent’s mouth as it glared at him.

“During Ragnarok, in that mine, and even a thousand years ago! You always stand in my way…!”

“Hah! If you stopped coming after us, I wouldn’t have to.”

“That is impossible. Because we—because monsters—were created to be this way!”

The great serpent opened its jaws.

A cloud of dark, murky miasma burst forth from between its saliva-slick fangs. Where the poisonous haze passed, the grass withered and died instantly. Had any ordinary humans been nearby, they would have been wiped out with a single breath.

“Poison…?!”

Thor dodged the initial blast, but moments later his vision blurred, and he dropped to one knee.

“Throughout our battle, little by little, I’ve been mixing poison into my breath and spreading it through the air. After coming so close to death, I learned a few new tricks.”

Its crimson tongue flicked in and out, tasting the air.

“Things seem to be turning in our favor over there as well.”

The World Serpent’s gaze shifted toward another battlefield—

The clash between Heimdall and Ymir.

◆◆◆

Ymir’s fist came crashing down.

Heimdall caught it with his sword.

The impact tore through both of them.

Heimdall’s black hair and Ymir’s golden locks whipped wildly amidst the howling winds and billowing clouds of dust.

“Ghh…!”

The one taking the greater damage was Heimdall.

He had never faced blows this heavy—strikes like massive war hammers. Even with all his strength, his feet were driven into the earth, and the shock rattled him to his very core.

As the dust slowly settled, Ymir’s figure emerged.

His fine garments remained almost completely untouched, not even bearing any noticeable damage. In contrast, Heimdall’s crimson armor was dented and warped in numerous places.

Ymir strode forward with unhurried confidence.

“You have done well.”

Time and again, Heimdall had brought his blade down upon Ymir’s magical barrier.

Yet its impregnable defense refused to break.

The monsters’ advance was equally overwhelming. As though their master’s fury had spread to every one of them, they surged toward the walls with heightened ferocity.

At one point, Sigris had joined the battle near Heimdall’s position, rallying the human defenders.

Even so, the monsters’ morale remained superior. Goblins, orcs, kobolds, and giant soldiers. Even kelpies and hellhounds of flame raced across the battlefield. With bloodshot eyes, they charged forward like a living tidal wave. To make matters worse, the rift Ymir had torn open in the sky had yet to close. From that gap in space, monsters continued to pour forth endlessly. As if the supply would never run dry.

The time when the solar eclipse should have ended naturally had long since passed. Yet the sun remained obscured. There was no hope of winning simply by holding out until the eclipse ended. The only path left was to defeat the monsters head-on.

Ymir spoke.

“I will devour everything. Step aside.”

Heimdall narrowed his cool, composed eyes.

Raising his sword, he laughed.

“Hah hah! We’re only just getting started over here!”

He would not give up.

The inspiration granted by the horn’s call still burned within his chest.

As the God of Awakening, he was accustomed to inspiring others.

Being inspired himself, however, was a rare experience.

Who would have thought that a young boy’s courage could set his heart ablaze to such a degree?

Heimdall raised his sword to shoulder height and leveled its tip at Ymir.

“Haaah!”

His thrust shot forward like lightning.

Ymir met it by raising a magical barrier with his left hand.

A bracelet glimmered around his wrist. The metal flashed briefly as it caught the light.

“…Ymir. It seems you still haven’t managed to break that ice shackle.”

The restraint was still fastened around his left arm. It was the very shackle Luisia had created in Flocia and placed upon him.

“Interesting, isn’t it? Humans possess powers that even we gods do not fully understand.”

The moment Heimdall spoke those words, a disturbance arose in the rear lines.

For the first time, Ymir’s eyes widened ever so slightly.

The rear guard—which should have been vastly outnumbered—had begun pushing back the enemy. The monster commanders, including the Bone Wolves, were being driven back.

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Hazure Skill “Alarm”, jitsuwa fūin kaijo no nōryoku deshita. Ochikobore no shōnen wa, nemuri kara sameta megami-tachi to yasashī saikyō o mezasu

Chapter 174: Battle Start

A raven soared across the twilight sky. The sun was shrouded in shadow, leaving only its outer rim visible—a radiant ring of gold. It blazed with fierce light, defiantly resisting the encroaching darkness. By all rights, it should have been early morning, the moment just after sunrise. Yet the rolling hills were bathed in the fiery hues of a burning sunset.

The walls of the Royal Capital glowed crimson, as did the Temple of Odis, standing apart in the distance like a solitary island—the stronghold of the Raven Warriors.

How nostalgic…

The ravens, messengers of Odin, heard the words of their master from the heavens above. Far below, hordes of monsters clashed violently against the defenders’ lines. Tilting its wings, the raven circled lazily through the sky.

The heroes who are to be guided into the next world will reveal their worth even more clearly in this battle. Their master had dispatched his ravens, his loyal servants, to every corner of the earth. The seals that had bound the monsters beneath ice were weakening on a global scale.

The solar eclipse had diminished the seals’ power. And Ymir, having consumed the Frost Orb, was at this very moment releasing magic that further loosened the seals within every dungeon. Monsters poured forth from dungeons in all four directions, flooding the land and battling the knights defending the capital’s walls. Rion and his companions, together with the thousands gathered at the temple, would have no choice but to fight through the coming apocalypse to the very end.

Monsters were awakening one after another across the land. The war between monsters and humankind was being fought not only at the royal capital, but throughout the entire kingdom—and even beyond the borders of the Kingdom of Asgard.

The fate of the world rested upon this battle, reaching even lands that Leon and his companions had never seen.

As the raven flew along the battle lines, a gigantic wolf suddenly crossed the front.

—Oh?

Even the All-Father seemed intrigued.

—So, Wolfbone moves first.

A colossal wolf, as large as a hill, raced across the crimson-stained fields. Surrounded by lesser wolf monsters, it slipped effortlessly through the defensive formations with astonishing speed.

The raven turned its wings toward the temple.

Four defensive armies, each numbering roughly a thousand warriors, guarded the temple from the east, west, north, and south. High above them floated the gods—Thor, Heimdall, Loki, Uru, and Sigris—ready to support the front lines.

Yet the divine power of Solana, Daughter of the Sun, was nowhere to be found among them. She appeared to be waiting in reserve at the rear, together with the young devotee who served her.

The voice of the chief god carried a note of amusement.

—I see…

The raven flew deeper into the formation, toward the temple itself.

Upon the walls were stationed the dwarves’ massive ballistae, adventurer archers, and ranks of mages. But in front of the walls, across a stretch nearly thirty meters wide, the formation was unusually sparse.

Numerous gaps had been left open with deliberate care, as though inviting the enemy forward.

—The swiftest monsters will slip through the defensive lines and make straight for the temple.

—So that is what they are anticipating.

Fenrir, the Wolfbone, and Freyr, the God of Fertility. There are limits to how effectively formations can defend against such powerful and swift enemies.

Therefore, they made a decisive move.

They created a gap in their formation in front of the city walls. Within that space, Rion and his men would intercept any enemies that charged in. The idea was that if the enemy’s swift attack would devastate the rear, then they shouldn’t have concentrated their formation there in the first place.

It was a gamble, placing Rion and the other main adventurers in the rear to guard against the enemy’s swift attack. This increased the burden on the front lines, but that’s probably why the gods were waiting in the sky.

In fact, Thor was about to descend upon Jörmungandr, the World Serpent, and Heimdall was about to descend before Ymir on the ground.

—The forces are evenly matched.

The chief god declared.

—Therefore, whoever defeats either of their main forces first will have the advantage.

Because the now-free main force could head to the next battlefield to provide support.

The ravens cawed once more and rose higher. It looked down on the battlefield, watching the heroes fight.

First—its path was that of the Wolfbone Fenrir, which was cutting down the enemy formations as it advanced.

◆◆◆

The chains flashed, scattering sunlight as they rattled through the air.

Before the temple walls, Mia swung out her chained axe, sweeping aside the charging wolves. Any that survived her assault were swiftly dealt with by Felix’s blazing firebolts.

Reeling the axe back with a sharp pull of the chain, Mia curled her lips into a fierce grin.

“Ha! Just like we thought—they came charging in right from the start!”

Most of the monsters had been halted by the gathered soldiers and adventurers. Along the front line stood the Sentinel Golems brought by the dwarves, serving quite literally as living walls.

Yet some creatures ignored all obstacles and pressed onward toward the fortress. One of them was a gigantic wolf standing well over five meters tall—

Fenrir.

“So we meet again.”

The enormous wolf lunged forward, jaws gaping wide.

Mia and Felix leapt in opposite directions. Fenrir’s fangs snapped shut with a thunderous clack, biting only empty air. Even passing by the beast was enough to unleash a violent gust that threatened to sweep them off their feet.

“This thing’s insane!”

Mia clicked her tongue in frustration.

“Hmph!”

Fenrir twisted around with startling speed and fixed its gaze on the walls. Dodging the arrows and ice projectiles raining down upon it, the great wolf sprinted through the deliberately created gaps in the defensive formation.

Mia and Felix immediately gave chase after the monstrous wolf.

“…Just as we expected, the enemy has already chosen its main assault force.”

“Yeah. That’s exactly what’s happening.”

The swift giant wolf, Fenrir.

And the World Serpent, Jormungandr, whose immense size allowed it to crush soldiers and knights beneath its coils.

Neither could be compared to ordinary monsters. The enemy likely numbered in the tens of thousands, but creatures of such overwhelming power would never advance in step with goblins and kobolds. They would always surge ahead of the horde.

The battle was divided into two fronts.

On one side, vast numbers of adventurers and soldiers fought to repel the endless waves of monsters. On the other, Rion, Mia, the gods, and the strongest warriors faced the titanic monsters that could brush aside entire defensive lines as though they were nothing.

If the former was a battle of attrition—a struggle where victory would take time to decide—then the latter was a contest of lightning strikes, where the outcome could be settled in an instant.

If, for example, Jormungandr burst through the defenses at the very beginning and smashed the temple walls, the entire defense could collapse in a single stroke.

No matter how many adventurers and soldiers they gathered, it would all be meaningless if they failed to withstand the devastating charges of the strongest monsters.

That was precisely why Mia and the others had prepared a plan.

“—Fenrir’s yours, Rion.”

A small figure leapt down from the great tower and landed directly in the giant wolf’s path.

Against the swift Fenrir, they would send warriors just as swift: Solana and Rion.

That was the essence of their strategy—

To match each known enemy powerhouse against the ally best suited to counter it.

Felix narrowed his eyes even further.

“So far, everything is proceeding according to plan. Lord Thor is engaging the World Serpent Jormungandr. Heimdall-sama, who has fought Ymir before, is confronting him once again. Uru-sama, whose tracking abilities are unmatched, is handling Freyr. And Hati the Wolfbone should be dealt with by the gods as well.”

Running a hand through her crimson hair, Mia tapped the handle of her axe against her shoulder armor. There was always the possibility of unknown enemies appearing. Still, there was no reason not to make use of the information they already had.

In a lower voice, she added,

“Though I doubt it’ll go that perfectly.”

At that moment, a chill crawled down her spine.

Killing intent.

Mia spun around.

A towering humanoid monster stood behind them, looking down upon the pair.

Felix’s expression stiffened.

“Mia, don’t tell me you just had to say something like that—”

“How is this my fault!?”

A hulking figure, well over two meters tall, stood before them draped in rough, tattered cloth. Its staff bore a wolf-shaped ornament at its tip, and its mouth was split all the way to its ears. Slowly, grotesquely, those jaws spread open.

A low chant seeped from between rows of jagged teeth.

“…Wolfbone Hati.”

The incantation continued.

Mia and Felix instinctively stepped backward.

The flaw in their strategy was obvious—

No matter how carefully they planned their match-ups, the enemy was under no obligation to cooperate. The battle would not unfold exactly as they wished. Hati had likely ridden on Fenrir’s back—or used some similar means—to cut straight through the battlefield and reach this point.

Felix glanced toward the sky.

“The gods aren’t coming. They may be occupied on other fronts… or dealing with Freyr.”

Mia clicked her tongue and raised her chained axe.

Then—

“Get down!”

A voice rang out from behind them. Arrows and blazing firebolts rained from the walls toward Hati’s massive frame. But every single projectile was stopped by a magical barrier. Hati drove the butt of its staff into the earth.

The ground beneath Mia and Felix suddenly lurched.

“Whoa—!?”

Chunks of rock tore free from the earth and rose into the air before being hurled toward the walls. Cries of alarm erupted along the battlements, followed by the thunderous sound of shattering stone and timber. Fragments of destroyed giant ballistae rained down from above.

Hati opened its grotesquely split jaws.

“Caw!”

Around the giant’s body, spheres of fire and ice materialized. One after another, they slammed into the fortress walls. The runes carved by the dwarves blazed brightly, as though screaming under the strain as they struggled to absorb the impacts.

Felix’s composed features twisted with alarm.

“To unleash attacks of that magnitude against the walls from this distance…!”

A mage’s strength was measured by power and range.

The monsters of the mythic age surpassed all standards in both. Twisting its torn mouth into something resembling a grin, Hati raised its staff toward Mia and Felix.

The corner of Mia’s mouth twitched. It wasn’t funny. And yet, somehow, she felt like laughing.

“…And here we are, just ordinary adventurers.”

The levels that represented an adventurer’s strength were thirty-four for Mia and forty-two for Felix. Unlike Rion, they did not have a goddess like Solana fighting at their side. Nor were they blessed with multiple divine gifts. The boy who had once been a rookie adventurer was now racing ahead, striving to become a hero beyond the reach of those who had once guided him.

The Crimson Axe in Mia’s hand glimmered faintly, as though encouraging its wielder.

Leaning on his staff, Felix extended a hand toward her.

“It seems we’ll have to become heroes in this battle as well.”

“…Yeah.”

Mia tightened her grip on her axe and grinned despite herself.

“Guess we don’t have much choice.”

Mia tightened the chain around her right hand.

She exchanged nods with Felix, who stood to her left.

She had trained with this narrow-eyed wizard, whom she initially disliked, several times, avoiding his gaze each time.

“Now—I won’t lose!”

She glared at Hati.

“Your wolfbone Skol relatives gave me a hard time. It’s time to settle the score!”

◆◆◆

A heavy boom echoed across the battlefield, and the ground trembled beneath my feet.

Beside Solana, I faced the gigantic wolf. I flicked my gaze to the right for a moment. In the distance, Mia-san and Felix-san were engaged with another powerful foe—most likely Wolfbone Hati.

Floating in the air, Solana crossed her arms.

“We really do seem to have a connection with wolves.”

The great wolf Fenrir stared at us, breathing heavily. The beast was larger than a house. Its mere presence pressed down on me like a physical weight.

“…And in the end, you chose neither to join the monsters nor to flee into the new world—”

Fenrir bared its savage fangs in a grin. Each tooth, slick with saliva, was as large as a sword.

“Yet you still stand against us, fighting to protect people who have absolutely nothing to do with you.”

As it spoke, Fenrir began circling around me.

Slowly.

Patiently.

Like a predator stalking its prey and waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

The sight made my skin crawl. Every instinct in my body screamed at me not to let my guard down.

“The ‘pack’ you speak of seems quite different from our own.”

Keeping my short sword at the ready, I never took my eyes off Fenrir. The giant wolf fell silent after that. The sounds of fierce battle echoed through the sky, and the ground continued to tremble beneath our feet. Yet the standoff between Fenrir and me was eerily quiet.

Focus.

Right now, I felt like I could hear even a single drop of water falling.

Fenrir let out a lone howl.

That must have been the signal as shadows rushed in from all directions—the wolves that had broken through the battle lines. They leaped at me, claws and fangs bared, intent on tearing me apart.

“Wake up!”

Explosions of flame erupted around me.

From the crystals embedded in my equipment, I summoned the wind spirit Sylph and the fire spirit Salamander.

“Woof!”

“Pii!”

I combined two types of spirits using Loki’s blessing, “Friend of the Spirits.” When wind fed the flames, what would have been ordinary fire transformed into a raging inferno. The wolves blasted away by the explosion turned to black ash in an instant.

From the gauntlet on my right arm, I summoned Undine, the water spirit, as well. Water surged up from the moat and rose into a makeshift wall that I sent rushing toward Fenrir.

“…So you truly intend to win, do you? Just because you managed to defeat Freyr—”

If our forces were evenly matched, then I couldn’t afford to lose my own battle either.

“Of course I do!”

As if answering my shout, Fenrir sprang toward me.

Thunderous crashes echoed from every direction.Everyone was fighting out there too—I was sure of it. And so would I!

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Isekai Nonbiri Sanpo Tabi

Walking, Chapter 342: No matter how much I bake, it never ends

Sizzle, sizzle.

“Shiro, three okonomiyaki are ready.”

“Got it, Shun-oniichan.”

“Shun, ten okonomiyaki.”

“What?!”

Well, I’m in complete chaos right now. Shiro and Fran are helping out as salespeople, but the orders just won’t stop. I’m just frantically grilling okonomiyaki-like things on the griddle.

“Goodness, why did the Margrave’s family pay for everything?!”

That’s right. Emilia-sama said that food made at my stall would be free.

Yes, Emilia-sama, not the Margrave. Because of that, we’re getting tons of orders and are incredibly busy.

Spin, spin, spin.

“The round bakes are ready!”

“Wow, as expected of Horn!”

Then, Horn showed remarkable skill in making perfectly round takoyaki-like balls, so even though she’s only five, we entrusted her with the grilling. Furthermore, Kent-chan, who came up with the name “round bakes,” praised Horn’s grilled balls with a big smile, exclaiming “Delicious!”, which only attracted more people from the town.

Well, it seems okay, as Toria-san is watching over Horn while grilling meat. Ao is diligently helping with the grilling, and Sue and the others are busy chopping vegetables. I was worried about Casey-san and Telma-san, but it seems they’re too busy to think about anything else.

“This is amazing, it’s a huge success!”

“Don’t just casually stand in line with ale in your hand!”

Why is the Margrave standing in line with the townspeople?

Judging by the amount ordered, it looks like it’s for the entire Margrave’s household.

“We made it free, but if you then use your authority to cut in line for the food, it will be a nuisance to the townspeople. Everyone is equal before the offerings of God.”

Yeah, the Margrave was striking a cool pose and trying to sound dignified, but it was painfully obvious that what he really wanted was an excuse to raise a toast with the townspeople.

“The parade wagons are back!”

The townsfolk pointed down the street as the procession that had been making its way around the capital finally returned to the square. One after another, barrels filled with ale were unloaded and placed in the center of the plaza.

Then Maria-san stepped forward and began cooling the barrels with ice magic.

Ah. I had a very bad feeling about this.

“All right, everyone! This is the sacred ale that has toured the town. One cup per person, please!”

“Yeah!”

“““Woooooooh!”””

Aaaah, I knew it!

Back in my previous life, there had been ceremonies where sacred sake was distributed to participants after a ritual. This looked like pretty much the same thing.

Emilia-sama herself is handing out cups of ale, and if the ecstatic reactions from the crowd were any indication, the townspeople’s excitement was only going to climb even higher.

As I watched the line surge forward, I couldn’t help but feel that the festival was rapidly transforming into a giant drinking party disguised as a religious celebration. And judging by the gleam in the Margrave’s eyes, that outcome suited him perfectly.

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Datsusara Souryo no Danjon Sousou Haishin

Chapter 17

“…”

“…”

“…”

Everyone froze as we stared at the T-shaped object that had descended before us. I was certain I had activated [Return], carefully selecting the string of characters that read Amane Satsuki before completing the summon.

But for some reason, countless red error messages had flooded the display midway through the process, forcing the skill to shut down before it could finish. Because of that, it wasn’t difficult to guess who the owner of the highly questionable piece of cloth now lying in front of us was.

“Ahem… Looks like my [Return] kind of failed…”

“Daishi-san, you pervert!!”

“Hogeeeeeh?!”

Before I could even finish my excuse, Mina-chan’s open palm slammed straight into my cheek. To be honest, it didn’t hurt at all. But it felt like I’d been slapped directly across the soul, and an utterly ridiculous noise escaped my mouth.

“Hmm. What an unusually specialized piece of equipment. Is this supposed to be armor? I can’t imagine such thin plating providing any meaningful defense… No, perhaps its resistance to status ailments is exceptional…”

Shion, I really don’t think that’s the kind of equipment that warrants such serious analysis. It’s just a rather… enlightening pair of panties.

And if we’re being honest, your bikini armor isn’t exactly in a position to judge.

> That’s a pretty daring pair of panties.
> Those are Satsuki’s, right?
> Fuu
> …Fuu
> Fuu…
> Hey, we’ve got a massive influx of sages over here. lol
> There’s no way Satsuki-chan would wear something like that!
> She’s a pure and elegant magical swordswoman, damn it!
> Haven’t seen a thong in ages. lol
> More importantly, why did only the panties come out?
> The old man said the summon failed.
> Wait, failure is actually possible? lol
> I guess the Hero sabotaged it.
> Messing with [Return] isn’t exactly easy.
> I’ve heard rumors that the Hero can manipulate space-time.
> I’ve heard that too.
> Me too.

I’d stopped paying much attention to it lately, but when I casually glanced at the viewer count for the first time in a while, I nearly did a double take. The number had finally crossed the absurd milestone of two million concurrent viewers.

With this many people watching in real time, all kinds of information were inevitably getting mixed together. The comment feed was still racing by like a waterfall, but after dealing with it for so long, I’d apparently gotten a little better at reading it. At the very least, I could now pick out the important bits.

Among the flood of messages, one comment in particular caught my attention—the suggestion that the Hero might be capable of interfering with space-time itself.

If that were true…

“…The Hero interfered.”

“Huh?”

“He stopped [Return] at the exact moment it activated. That’s why only the panties came through…”

“Uh…? Um…”

“And from that fact, we can deduce one thing.”

“Which is?”

“That Satsuki-chan is currently… not wearing any underwear!!”

“Daishi-san, you idiottttt!!”

“Hogeeeeeeeh?!”

Mina-chan followed up with a second slap, this time striking the opposite cheek from before.

Hey! I was just organizing the facts here!

“Idiot! Pervert! Harasser! Dirty old man! Creep!”

“W-Wait! I was only analyzing the situation—”

“So this Satsuki person belongs to the no-underwear faction? What a shameless individual.”

“…Good grief.”

These people…

They’re such a pain in the assssssss!!!

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Satsuki Amane’s POV

H-Huh…?

I, Satsuki Amane, had been staring blankly at Hero Soma as he furiously manipulated his terminal while muttering curses under his breath when, for some reason, I suddenly felt the restraint around my lower body loosen.

W-Wait… what? Why??

The familiar sensation of my favorite garment snug against my skin vanished. In an instant, I realized that the layer cushioning my skin from the Element Suit’s pants—my underwear—was simply… gone. Thinking back on it, though, there had been a strange feeling just before this happened.

That sensation of being pulled toward something.

Right. It felt very similar to what I’d experienced when Daishi-san and I were exploring the Beginner Dungeon and the Space-Time Rabbit had sent me flying through space. For a brief moment, that same sensation had washed over me.

“Hey, Amane! What the hell is up with that old man?!”

“Huh? What do you mean…?”

“Don’t give me that ‘what do you mean’ question! None of my traps are working on him, and he even activated a space-time skill! I managed to stop that part somehow, but still… isn’t that old man way too much of a monster?!”

Hero Soma kept glancing at his terminal as he monitored every move Daishi-san made.

Apparently, surveillance cameras had been installed throughout the modified floors of the Nether-Class Dungeon he’d tampered with, allowing him to watch everything Daishi-san and the others were doing on the second basement level.

As for the space-time skill he mentioned…

Was he talking about [Return], the skill Daishi-san had used?

He never let me see the terminal screen, so I couldn’t really understand what exactly had shocked him so much.

“Just listening to your side of things doesn’t tell me anything. At least let me see the screen on that terminal—mmph!”

Once again, a filthy hand clamped over my mouth.

“Shut it! You only need to tell me exactly what you’ve personally experienced. I’ll handle the analysis and draw my own conclusions. Got it?!”

After threatening me, he released my mouth with a rough shove.

For now, the only way to protect myself was to obey his orders completely. Lying would only shorten my lifespan. Honestly, I intended to tell Hero Soma everything I knew about Daishi-san. As long as I stayed alive, another opportunity would come.

No more asking questions. I would focus solely on answering what I was asked.

“A mere priest… Damn! I need to remind him that no matter what he does, he’ll never defeat a Hero…”

The grin spreading across Hero Soma’s face was so wicked that I instinctively felt a chill shoot through my entire lower body.

This is translated by Yume Neiji. Kindly read at yumeneijiworks.com


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